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Today's featured article – Windows XP Windows XP, aka NT 5.1.2600, Windows XD or Windows :P is a detestable operating system. It remains Microsoft's "best" system to date, being far superior to subsequent products according to most late adopters. It had an innovative graphical user interface compared to the bloatware known as MS-DOS, while taking up only 40 gigs of disk space. Its file system interacted fully with more dominant operating systems such as OS/2 Warp and Linux, and it featured enhanced mouse support, although still lacking rat support. If you caught a BSOD, you need to insert a quarter to continue. (In Britain, a pound coin will work, if you push hard.) Production of XP began in 1998 and was completed in 2000. However, Microsoft realized it did not crash enough, so they worked on making it vulnerable, bug-filled, and overall, an unmitigated pile of blue (or green) screens of death. (more...) Recently featured: Switzerland St. Pierre and Miquelon Minotaur Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – Switzerland Switzerland is a mountainous region created in the early 13th century in order to contain gold and produce chocolate bars. From this point on, the insatiable Swiss desire for idyll building (idyllification) led to the creation of a nation remarkable for its efficient transport networks, orderly villages and synchronised repetitive yodelling. (more...) Featured today, a long long time ago Norse Korea, featured on 20 February 2025. See the featured version. Did you know... ... that Japanese ninjas are among those who have tried to find a way to get across the Great Wall of China? (pictured) ... what goes around, gets pretty dizzy after a while? ... the inventor of the Nobel Prize invented the Nobel Prize so he could get a Nobel Prize for his invention of the Nobel Prize? ... the person that was sitting next to you and jerking off during fire scenes in Only the Brave just might have been a pyromaniac? ... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? I♥HYPNOTOAD ... that contrary to the name, the London Underground is actually quite well known? ... a Missouri woman lived for years on ketchup packets? They can be made into excellent flooring if you are careful.

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