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Today's featured article – KalamazooKalamazoo is a nonexistent city in southwestern Michigan. The state government, knowing it didn't have enough goofy-sounding towns like Kalkaska, invented Kalamazoo just to amuse people stuck in more conventionally named places like Detroit or Paw Paw. And even if it existed, there would be no zoo in Kalamazoo. A small Nature Interpretive Center, perhaps. No one should be fooled by the name. After all, Los Angeles has virtually no angels. Is New York new? That's another negatory, good buddy; though one can get mugged, which is often news. And New Mexico is certainly not in Mexico; there is a border inspection between you and Albuquerque, but the squeegee men on duty will let you pass without a passport. Similarly, Kalamazoo does not have a zoo. Hence, it does not exist. Ypsilanti, on the other hand, does exist. And, given its South Side, it does not need a zoo. (more...) Recently featured:
Previously featured article – Kalamazoo, MichiganKalamazoo is a nonexistent city in southwestern Michigan. The state government, knowing it didn't have enough goofy-sounding towns like Kalkaska, invented Kalamazoo just to amuse people stuck in more conventionally named places like Detroit or Paw Paw. And even if it existed, there would be no zoo in Kalamazoo. A small Nature Interpretive Center, perhaps. (more...) Did you know ...
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