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Today's featured article – Windows XP
Windows XP, aka NT 5.1.2600, Windows XD or Windows :P is a detestable operating system. It remains Microsoft's "best" system to date, being far superior to subsequent products according to most late adopters.[1] It had an innovative graphical user interface compared to the bloatware known as MS-DOS, while taking up only 40 gigs of disk space. Its file system interacted fully with more dominant operating systems such as OS/2 Warp and Linux, and it featured enhanced mouse support, although still lacking rat support.
 If you caught a BSOD, you need to insert a quarter to continue. (In Britain, a pound coin will work, if you push hard.) Production of XP began in 1998 and was completed in 2000. However, Microsoft realized it did not crash enough, so they worked on making it vulnerable, bug-filled, and overall, an unmitigated pile of blue (or green) screens of death. (more...)
Previously featured article – Switzerland
Switzerland is a mountainous region created in the early 13th century in order to contain gold and produce chocolate bars. From this point on, the insatiable Swiss desire for idyll building (idyllification) led to the creation of a nation remarkable for its efficient transport networks, orderly villages and synchronised repetitive yodelling. (more...)
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February 11: Latin Day
- 477 - Lorem Ipsum, dolor sit amet consectetuer adipiscing elit.
- 530 - Quidquid Latine dictum sit altum videtur.
- 844 - Suspendisse commodo magna.
- 917 - Fusce fermentum odio sed libero.
- 1120 - Suspendisse auctor ornare libero.
- 1285 - Phasellus non mauris nec nibh cursus vulputate.
- 1346 - Curabitur fringilla metus sit amet eros.
- 1776 - Rome is invaded by Barbarians, meaning you don't have to learn what this means.
- 1873 - Some idiot decides that you should learn it anyway, and Latin classes are created.
- 1917 - In Russia Sovietica te Latina discet.
- 1920 - "Forma papillarum quam fuit apta premit" is translated for the first time by a 13 year old. Sniggering is invented.
- 1944 - Omesay idiotay illskay ethay astlay idiotay anday ecidesday atthat ouyay ouldshay earnlay Igpay Atlinlay insteaday.
- 1975 - Vae victus!
- 1989 - Carpe abdominum, caveat nauseum, jetsam creamius cornium. Ecch.
- 2006 - Mater tua tam obesa est ut cum Romae est, urbs habet octo colles.
- 2007 - The Latin-Canadian war ends. Canada is the victor.
- 2008 - Futue te ipsum et caballerum tuum
- 2009 - E Pluribus Unum
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- ↑ Windows XP remains the overwhelming favorite of late adopters so hidebound as to also refuse to adopt the term "African American," though it seems we're onto something else now.
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