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Today's featured article – Minotaur

The Minotaur was a half-human, half-bull creature in Greek mythology. Rather than a domestic cow, the bovine parent was an auroch, now extinct, as opposed to an auror, which is hoped to be extinct. The tale is probably a manifestation of man’s historic fascination with cow sex. The odd combination of species stands as proof of Creationism, though not by the usual expected deity.

The monster's given name was Asterix, suggested by some visiting Celts from Gaul.

The beast is typically described in painting and sculpture as having a human body and a bull's head. Some writers have described him the other way around. Considering the combinations possible, it is a wonder that the Minotaur didn't end up as an amalgamation of two different butts.

Experts in Greek mythology suspect that if the Minotaur were born female, then the Borden's company would have adopted its mascot and symbol much, much earlier. The storyline would also then have been much different. Historians agree that the tale would have ended up as some sort of lesbian fanfic, which is within the canon of the soap opera that is Greek mythology. (more...)

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Previously featured article – The Witcher

The Witcher is a short story series/fantasy book saga/role-playing game/Netflix television show. It is set a time period of Medieval knights, monsters, fantastical beings and a lot of magic. If you can imagine a mix of Conan the Barbarian, Game of Thrones and the legends of King Arthur then you will be getting close to what this series is about. Think also of Monty Python and the Holy Grail and a dash of Harry Potter then you would have the formula. (more...)

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September 9: Day of the ~~Truffles~~ Triffids a.k.a. The Strongest Day

9 CE - Cirno is born.
1000 - During the Battle of Svolder, King Olaf I of Norway falls overboard and disappears into the Baltic Sea. He is not seen again until Olaf II: Electric Boogaloo is released on video later that year.
1087 - William the Conqueror dies. About time, too.
1312 - Paracelsus invents redundancy.
1313 - Paracelsus invents redundancy. Again.
1828 - Leo Tolstoy is born. How boring is that? Not as much as the birth of Clinton Fisk.
1839 - John Herschel takes the first glass plate photograph. Later photographs are of a glass cup, glass saucer, and a glass eye.
1850 - California is admitted into the USA, admittedly.
1944 - Bulgaria is ~~occupied~~ liberated by Soviet troops.
1962 - Triffids land in Cornwall. Their penchant for BDSM quickly earns them elevation to the peerage as they eat their way through Wales and the West Country.
1967 - The spork is invented. Clueless types starve by the thousands trying to use it as a knife.
1971 - Triffids help to elect a giant gherkin as prime minister; it will stand over and oversee London forever.
1976 - Mao Tse Tung passes away; sadly his dream of murdering more of his own people than Stalin is left unrealized.
1988 - In the most intense fighting of the GI Joe-Transformers War, the Autobot-Joe Alliance and Union of Decepticon and Cobra Forces see heavy casualties in the Battle of the Backyard.
2009 - Being 9/9/09, Upside-Down Satan appears, only to shortly die of spinal injuries.
2999 - Cirno reaches full power to become the strongest of all gensokyo. Not even Suika, the underage drinking oni, can beat her.

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