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Today's featured article – Mike Pence Michael Richard "Mike" Pence (born June 7, 1959) was the 48th Vice President of the United States from 2017 to 2021, under Donald Trump's administration. At a young age in Indiana, he was known as a hero for killing Bigfoot and burning the corpse despite several tough air-pollution laws. It was through this feat and holding multiple political offices that Pence earned a reputation as thoroughly Godly — and thoroughly boring. The former means it would be awesome if he were elected President. The latter guarantees he never will be. Pence was born in Christopher Columbus, Indiana. It was when he turned 7 that he wrestled Bigfoot and won, an achievement that would be praised by his family and hometown for years to come. He graduated from Indiana University with a degree in Electroshock Therapy. Pence started off as a Democrat who voted for Jimmy Carter in the 1980 election, but later found religion and became a born-again Christian. He eventually screwed enough people over to not only serve in the U.S. Congress from 2001 through 2013, but to be occasionally mentioned as a candidate for President. (more...) Recently featured: Ahsoka (TV series) Dolly Parton The Man from U.N.C.L.E. Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – Ahsoka (TV series) Star Wars: Ahsoka, or just Ahsoka, while also referred to as Star Wars Rebels Season 5, is an American limited-series written, directed, produced and created by Dave Filoni. It is set within the Star Wars franchise, acting as the second spin-off from 2019's The Mandalorian, with the first being 2021's The Book of Boba Fett. It also serves as a continuation of the animated shows Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels, while also being a prequel to the other animated show Star Wars Resistance (which nobody watched, anyway). The thing that these five shows, six if you include Ahsoka, have in common is that Dave Filoni was behind all of them — in more ways than one. (more...) Did you know... *... that by court order, you can have garnish, like chives and croutons, added to your wages? ... that in the dark, all cats are in the dark, too? ... that by court order, you can have garnish, like chives and croutons, added to your wages? ... that in the dark, all cats are in the dark, too? ... that by court order, you can have garnish, like chives and croutons, added to your wages? ... that in the dark, all cats are in the dark, too? ... that by court order, you can have garnish, like chives and croutons, added to your wages?	In the news Beatles complete sequel trilogy Swimsuit round added to vote for Speaker (pictured) Michigan State rebrands athletic teams Hashtag brings Mideast peace TX governor to wall off NM Trudeau has an Oh Canada! moment Oh, so THAT's what this leading candidate must have been thinking! India finally gets moon landing right Freedom poses rhetorical questions, remains unemployed Trump faces the Indictment gang Column: I had a birthday and you need to know it Bar fight breaks out at formal fundraising dinner party Uncyclopedia rebrands as "Y" Trump plans new game show Aussie police have an American moment On this day... December 7: Official Who the Hell Is Spartacus Day 73 BCE - Romans (pictured) attempt to figure out who the hell Spartacus is. Little did they know that I'm Spartacus. No, I'm Spartacus! I'm Spartacus! No, I am! Hence the search... 72 BCE - People stop naming their children Spartacus as they don't want them hanging around the sides of roads. 878 - The magnifying glass is perfected. Thousands of ants would die before anything really useful would be done with it. 1209 - The Albigensian Crusade begins as Pope Innocent III tries to find both Spartacus and some ready cash and property. 1500 - The search for Spartacus continues. Columbus is imprisoned for failing to find him. 1936 - Buddy Holly is born in Texas; this is also known as "The Day That Will Live in Infancy". 1982 - Mr T (not pictured) claims in his autobiography Pity the Fool that he was Spartacus. Historians refute this claim. 1987 - "Where's Wally?" (in North America, "Where's Waldo?") turns out to be a thinly disguised attempt to find Spartacus. Carmen Sandiego comes under suspicion as well. 1995 - The band Sparklehorse is founded by the long-lost descendant of Spartacus. 2005 - Uncyclopedia becomes littered with Spartacus jokes written by Oscar Wilde and Chuck Norris. No, I become littered with Spartacus jokes! 2017 - US President Donald Trump imprisons all Jews in order to make them reveal the location of Spartacus, with predictable results as he never watched the movie.
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