Niue

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Niue, the Land of Friendly Wardrobes, welcomes you.

Niue is a tiny island in the Pacific Ocean that is isolated from the rest of the world due to its human eating sharks. The inhabitants came to Niue to find a new way to reach Narnia, and Polynesian sauced the name to Niue. Shark eggs were thrown into the ocean surrounding Niue to prevent discovery of the path to Narnia. The island heavily relies on the production of wardrobes as none of such have successfully become a portal to this day.

History[edit]

Niue was first settled by the Pevensie family after the Nazis bombed London to protect the magical portal to Narnia from being sent to Auschwitz. Human eating shark eggs were dropped surrounding the islands to prevent unruly creatures such as Mermaids, Kim Kardashian, Donald Trump, and the like.

Niue is heavily being deforested for the production of wardrobes

Sport[edit]

The national sport of Niue is wardrobe building due to its ties to Narnia.

Media[edit]

No media has ever set foot on the island due to Anderson Cooper and Sean Hannity both almost getting vicious attacks by sharks when sailing the Pacific Ocean.

Transport[edit]

The only transport is either by riding Kyogre or Lugia to the island or by wardrobe from Narnia.