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Today's Free Sample! Today's featured article – Ahsoka (TV series) Star Wars: Ahsoka, or just Ahsoka, while also referred to as Star Wars Rebels Season 5, is an American limited-series written, directed, produced and created by Dave Filoni. It is set within the Star Wars franchise, acting as the second spin-off from 2019's The Mandalorian, with the first being 2021's The Book of Boba Fett. It also serves as a continuation of the animated shows Star Wars: The Clone Wars and Star Wars Rebels, while also being a prequel to the other animated show Star Wars Resistance (which nobody watched, anyway). The thing that these five shows, six if you include Ahsoka, have in common is that Dave Filoni was behind all of them — in more ways than one. The series premiered in August 2023, a full three years after it was announced, having been delayed due to space flu. After the epilogue in the fourth and final season of Star Wars Rebels, and those two scenes in The Book of Boba Fett, in the year 5 ABY, former Jedi Knight Padawan Ahsoka Tano teams up with former animated friends -- her non-Force sensitive Mandalorian apprentice, Sabine Wren, and green alien pilot lady, General Hera Syndulla (which of whom, Thrawn cannot pronounce correctly) -- to go and look for two other former animated characters, the annoying Jedi Padawan Ezra Bridger, and the Imperial blue meanie Grand Admiral Thrawn. Also, did I mention that Dave Filoni wrote, directed, and created the show? (more...) Recently featured: Dolly Parton The Man from U.N.C.L.E. List of Star Wars films Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – Dolly Parton Howdy all! Dolly Parton here! I am writing my own entry here on this 'cyclopedia coz you just can't trust no one. And that goes for you gals too. Did I say I wrote Jolene about another woman chasin' my man? I did?? Well, there you go. (more...) You can vote for your favorite articles to be featured when you become an EXCLUSIVE MEMBER. More of the best of Uncyclopedia edit More can be yours! Join today! December 1: Sherlock Holmes Day, International December 1st Day (not Scotland) 0 - 00:01: The DFS sofa sale starts. 1 CE - Advent is invented. Advocates of the Year 0 riot in confusion. 3 CE - Chocolate advent calendars are invented as the ones with cobras behind the doors prove to be unpopular. 1531 - First slave ship carrying White people crashes off the coast of Mali. 1887 - Sherlock Holmes appears for the first time, in a dazzling sheer white silk taffeta evening gown, creating an instant sensation throughout the Victorian world. 1889 - Holmes appears again, this time in a pink lace teddy, during a "pre-release" trade-show demonstration of the latest features of Windows Vista. 1897 - Holmes disappears over Switzerland's Reichenbach Falls, only to reappear three years later on the northern shoals of Lake Lugano as a giant squid. 1935 - First known accusation of pedophilia made against Woody Allen when he is caught staring at hot Asian infant in next crib. 1981 - Britney Spears is conceived. "JUST LEAVE HER ALONE!!!!" says the only person on Earth who will not exploit her or allow her to exploit them. Ironically, that person would be run over and killed by a 3-year-old Spears in her Barbie car. 1993 - Sonic the Hedgehog is run over by Jimi Hendrix on a floating motorcycle of jealousy. 1995 - School of the year survey results are stolen. Sherlock Holmes investigates. His response: "Elementary, my dear Watson." 2000 - The United States of America is replaced with an exact replica. No one notices, except for the rest of the world. 2001 - The Sherlock Holmes cartoon sweeps the nation of the United Kingdom. Hundreds die when bad dubbing and flashing-far-from-this-future lights causes people to bleed from their ears. 2006 - Satan returns to Earth under the pseudonym "Moriarty", and gets mugged in Compton, Miami Beach, Baltimore and Philadelphia. He then visits Edinburgh, Scotland and gets into real trouble. 2023 - Sherlock Holmes 3 game is released on Android and Apple iOS mobile devices. Archived Anniversaries	edit For exclusive news coverage, get UnNews PLUS! Beatles complete sequel trilogy Swimsuit round added to vote for Speaker (pictured) Michigan State rebrands athletic teams Hashtag brings Mideast peace TX governor to wall off NM Trudeau has an Oh Canada! moment Oh, so THAT's what this leading candidate must have been thinking! India finally gets moon landing right Freedom poses rhetorical questions, remains unemployed Trump faces the Indictment gang Column: I had a birthday and you need to know it Bar fight breaks out at formal fundraising dinner party Uncyclopedia rebrands as "Y" Trump plans new game show Aussie police have an American moment More Current Events at UnNews News edit Did you know... That you can get Did You Know in your email if you SUBSCRIBE TODAY! ... that Uncyclopedia is riddled with subliminal messages? DRINK COCA COLA Read More
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