Today's Free Sample!
Today's featured article – HowTo:Stage a home invasion
So, Tovarishch, coveting thine neighbours ox much? Is understandable. Is comely ox. Also coveting neighbour’s wife? Is also comely, though ox is comlier. Coveting possible mineral wealth beneath neighbour’s house, and agricultural potential of garden? Now you are thinking like true leader but… is good reason to stage home invasion?
Of course not. Is not primitive age! Is not 2014! Stage home invasion to distract own wife and children from problems at home. Wife wish for new furniture and big ass tv to put on wall? Maybe she stop whining when you annex next-door and liberate hot tub. Children dissatisfied with allowance and unnecessarily restrictive curfew? They think again when bodies of neighbour’s children stink up street and second-hand Xbox appear in bedroom!
So, buy assault rifle and stage a home invasion now?
Previously featured article – Kashmir
Kashmir, apart from being a really swell song by Led Zeppelin, is the northernmost part of India, unless one counts Ladakh and Arunachal Pradesh. Its own northernmost parts are not its own at all; some are administered by Pakistan and others by China. The border (the "Line of Control") is marked unambiguously, as one does not hear gunfire before one steps across it, except in the case of incursions. (more...)
You can vote for your favorite articles to be featured when you become an EXCLUSIVE MEMBER.
More can be yours! Join today!
July 3: International Hot Pocket Day (pictured)
For exclusive news coverage, get UnNews PLUS!
Did you know...
That you can get Did You Know in your email if you SUBSCRIBE TODAY!
Recent articles! Exclusive access for PLUS members ONLY!
Chris Squire | Ocean (band) (r/w) | Crayfish (r/w) | Klaatu (band) | Miles "Tails" Prower (r/w) | Political capital (pictured) | Nonce word | Die Hard | Ewan McGregor (r/w) | Baire category theorem | Chickpea | Red squirrel | Iron law | The Wheel of Time | James K. Polk | Chandigarh, India | Barcode | Billy Cunningham | The Catwoman in the Hat | Cake (band) | Aviation safety | Ketanji Brown Jackson | B-52 (r/w) | Cup of Joe | Pokémon games: Pokémon video games (3DS era) • Pokémon video games (Switch era) | Ghana: Kumasi • Koforidua • Accra • Takoradi • Tamale
Exclusive PLUS member of the Month!!!
|Pagecount statistics listed above were updated on May 2, 2019.|
For nonsense related IRC chat, see This instructional video (only $19.95! + s&h).