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Today's Free Sample!Today's featured article – HowTo:Stage a home invasionSo, Tovarishch, coveting thine neighbours ox much? Is understandable. Is comely ox. Also coveting neighbour’s wife? Is also comely, though ox is comlier. Coveting possible mineral wealth beneath neighbour’s house, and agricultural potential of garden? Now you are thinking like true leader but… is good reason to stage home invasion? Of course not. Is not primitive age! Is not 2014! Stage home invasion to distract own wife and children from problems at home. Wife wish for new furniture and big ass tv to put on wall? Maybe she stop whining when you annex next-door and liberate hot tub. Children dissatisfied with allowance and unnecessarily restrictive curfew? They think again when bodies of neighbour’s children stink up street and second-hand Xbox appear in bedroom! So, buy assault rifle and stage a home invasion now? Nyet, Tovarishch! Is thinking like American. No stage home invasion reactively – is not imprisoning rival at work, or poisoning enemy with Polonium. Home invasion is requiring careful preparation. Sit, Tovarishch. Pour more vodka. Be educated. (more...) Recently featured:
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