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By category[edit]

Busine$$[edit]

Beer distribution game (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Big Oil (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Blank check (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Egonomics (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Happiness economics (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Homo economicus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - See the rest of wikipedia:List of alternative names for the human species for related ideas
Management by perkele (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Market research theory (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mass production (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Misery index (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Productivity (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rotten kid theorem (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Services (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Shipping and handling (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Companies[edit]

Continental Airlines (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Finder-Spyder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jones' Big Ass Truck Rental & Storage and the Toby Jones franchise (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mainway Toys (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Morley (cigarettes) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

United States (National)[edit]

CVS, note that CVS also stands for Concurrent Versions System. How do we incorporate this?) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
DuPont (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Goldman Sachs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (Seriously, how can you ignore a company like this? It pi$$es on every living soul on earth!)
~~Geiko (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)~~ (Oops! Did you mean Geico (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt), which currently redirects to Gecko? a Geiko is a Japanese entertainer akin to a Geisha, without the prostitution)
Jack in the Box (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
KB Toys (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
~~Warner Music Group, those wanking moneygrabbing gits who take the audio tracks off all the GOOD videos from YouTube~~ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Note: Perhaps create the article at the abbreviated title WMG so we can also mention Wild Mass Guessing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt), with possible connections to fear, uncertainty, and doubt (FUD)

Entertainment[edit]

Comic books[edit]

DC Comics[edit]

Ambush Bug (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bizarro Batman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Doom Patrol (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Golden Age Flash, see Golden Age Superman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Golden Age Green Lantern, see Golden Age Superman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Legion of Super-Heroes (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
L.E.G.I.O.N. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)/R.E.B.E.L.S (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Losers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mr. Mxyzptlk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Newsboy Legion (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Omega Men (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Outsiders (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sgt. Rock (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Suicide Squad (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Marvel Comics[edit]

The Defenders (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Exiles (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Human Croissant, parody of The Human Torch. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Infinity Watch (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Invaders (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jigsaw (Marvel Comics) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and then make Jigsaw a disambig
Kingpin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
New Mutants (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Starjammers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Others[edit]

Doc Savage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Everyman, see here and here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Groo the Wanderer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Megaton Man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sin City (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Vampirella (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
XXXHOLiC (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Computer and Video games[edit]

Unless otherwise qualified, "Sega" refers to Sega Mega Drive/Genesis.

Bad Street Brawler (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bases Loaded (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bionic Commando (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Chuck Rock (Amiga, Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dwarf Fortress (PC) A very deep strategy/management/adventure game with ASCII graphics. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Excitebike (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Kuru Kuru Kururin (GBA) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (More Info)
Let's Make a Soccer Team! (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Luigi (create page--link redirects to Mario.
Mega Man 9 (Downloadable for seventh-generation home consoles) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - We have no article on the character nor on most of the games in the series, but this might be a good place to start
Operation Wolf (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pocky & Rocky (SNES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - {{search}} might not handle ampersands correctly. Using the word "and" for now -

(More Info)

Postal 2 (PC) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
River City Ransom (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
StarTropics (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Thief (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Toejam and Earl (Sega) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Turrican (Amiga, C64, multiple consoles) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
WarioWare D.I.Y. (DS, correct wp), or for that matter the whole WarioWare series (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
World Class Track Meet (NES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Arcade[edit]

Before putting a request here, please check Wikipedia or other sources to verify that the game has been released in arcades. Do not put requests for fictitious games here without an extremely good reason (e.g., the humor involves an unusual arcade cabinet design); in such a case you must provide an explanation here.

After Burner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Altered Beast (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Darius (video game) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dragon's Lair (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Fantasy Zone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Gradius (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (this Illogicopedia-style page, which was originally written by Administrator, discusses the game's use of voiceovers. It is NOT intended as a finished article.)
Lethal Enforcers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mad Dog McCree (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Missile Command (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
OutRun (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rampart (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sinistar (see [1]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Space Harrier (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and mention something about the first stage being named "Moot"
Strider (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - The most well-known port is for the Sega Genesis. There is also a cancelled version for the SuperGrafx (discuss here)
Sunset Riders (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Cheating and anti-cheating[edit]

All requests previously made in this section have been fulfilled. To give you an idea of what belongs here, the articles requested were GameShark and PunkBuster.

Emulation[edit]

MAME (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - mention that it has been illegally commercially distributed in multi-game arcade boards. One such 39-in-1 is ... emulated by MAME.^{_{This is NOT a ROM download site. It is only a database of games and associated MAME development status}}
PocketNES (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - say something about its commercial use, legitimate or otherwise

Game companies[edit]

Koei Corporation (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
SNK (now officially SNK Playmore) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Game systems[edit]

Atari Lynx (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Famiclone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt), more formally Nintendo Entertainment System hardware clone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Neo Geo, see correct wp (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Nintendo 3DS (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
TurboGrafx-16 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- PC Engine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Should redirect to the above unless you have another good idea; These are two different names for the same system. There is also a Japan-only upgrade called the SuperGrafx. Check Wikipedia if you are unfamiliar with this. (More Info)

Music Games[edit]

For relevant context, see the former DDR article. Check Wikipedia for basic information; don't make stuff up out of nowhere. Don't forget to review Uncyclopedia's humor standards, too. (More Info)

beatmania IIDX (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - see Windows Me#Rise of Windows ME's popularity for information that should possibly be included
In The Groove (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - has been deleted and undeleted several times on grounds of being excessively fanboyish; userfied here; redirect Kyle Ward (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) here once the article is written
Pop'n Music (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (a preliminary draft/outline is here)
Pump It Up (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - expired {{expand}} userfied here
StepMania (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (see preliminary outline)

Other games and concepts[edit]

This section is for independently-developed games, ROM hacks, games notable for extremely negative reception, and for video-game topics difficult to classify otherwise. ("Independently developed" includes dōjin soft and similar forms of freeware and shareware.)

John Deere American Farmer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (but we already have Harvest Moon) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Master Spork, similar to the Master Sword in Zelda Games(un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mega fag, fictitious hacked game on NES
Purble Place (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Space Manbow, see [2] (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Touhou (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - A series of dōjin soft bullet hell shoot-em-up games which originated on the PC-9801 and is now for Windows PCs; also has spinoffs in other game genres - Relevant material already on Uncyc: Bullet hell (information on the genre); Reimu Hakurei (one character from the franchise); You have two cows/24.3#T; not to be confused with Toho
Warhammer 40k Minor Forces (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

People in the video-game industry[edit]

Note: This section is for real programmers/designers. Please do not make requests for fictional characters. Please alphabetize by surname.

Tim Follin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Chris Hülsbeck (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Koji Kondo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Satoshi Tajiri (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Kazumi Totaka (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Manfred Trenz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hiroshi Yamauchi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Music[edit]

30 Minutes (song) by t.A.T.u. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Behind Blue Eyes (song) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - potential Batman-based parody? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bluegrass (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dark Side Of The Horse - Parody of Dark Side of the Moon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Electronic music (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Groove (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hot Buttered Gulag (album) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jet Jackson and His Flying Eunuchs
New York Philharmonic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Rolling Who
Trouble (song) by Coldplay (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Musicians[edit]

Colin Greenwood (of Radiohead) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bolt Thrower (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Chicago (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cozy Powell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dream Evil(band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Gamma Ray (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and add something about their positive-emo songs, like Lake Of Tears and No Need To Cry
Ghostface (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Gigi D'Agostino (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - pay attention to the music videos for "Bla Bla Bla" and "The Riddle"
Groove Coverage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and something about their song "God is a Girl" ^_wp (currently a redirect; note that it has been CVP'd before, so be extra careful to follow the rules about creating a userspace draft, getting it Pee Reviewed, etc.)
Iced Earth (band) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ike Turner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Janis Joplin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jen Marks (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jimmy 'The Rev' Sullivan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Josh Homme (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lee 'Scratch' Perry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Leif Edling (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - see Candlemass for more details.
Les Claypool (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Luciano Pavarotti (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Marc Bolan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Neko Case (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - attempt a play on words with "Neko" (as a general term, not the specific character with that name) - ~~I'll work on this one. Thatdamned followspot Wait, what were we talking about again? 14:46, August 6, 2010 (UTC)~~ Never mind. I've tried and tried, but I can't. What I've done can be found here, if anyone wants it. Leutnant Herr Thatdamned followspot 22:44 Thursday, September 9, 2010
Nick Lachey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Nilsson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Primus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ronan Tynan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sammy Davis Jr. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Shane Macgowan
Shania Twain (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sheryl Crowe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sir Mix-A-Lot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Staind (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Suzanne Vega (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - mention the songs "Tom's Diner" (a.k.a. Mother of the MP3) and "Luka"
The Casualties (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Devil Wears Prada (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Three Days Grace
Throbbing Gristle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Warren Zevon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Toys[edit]

Bag O' Glass (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Beer bong (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Braille Twister!
Crayola (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Easy-Bake Oven
James A. Garfield Action Figure
Lincoln Logs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Red Ryder BB Gun (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) or Official Red Ryder Carbine-Action Two-Hundred-Shot Range Model Air Rifle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Geography[edit]

Countries[edit]

Animal Kingdom (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bahamas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bermuda (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle
Freedonia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Guadeloupe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Moronica (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Cities and towns[edit]

Buffalo, New York (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Burkittsville, Maryland (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
North Ridgeville, Ohio (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Palermo, Italy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

New York City[edit]

American Museum of Natural History (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Brooklyn Bridge (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Bronx (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Carnegie Hall (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Chrysler Building (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Five Points, Manhattan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Grand Central Station (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Greenwich Village (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hell's Kitchen, Manhattan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lower East Side (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Metropolitan Museum of Art (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rockefeller Center (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Solomon R. Guggenheim Museum (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Trump Tower (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Union Square (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Yankee Stadium (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Chicago[edit]

Art Institute of Chicago (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hagia Sophia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
O'Hare Airport (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - O'Hare? Oh hell yes, I call this as a future article. - Admiral Enzo Aquarius-Dial the Gate 20:19, 6 August 2008 (UTC)
Sears Tower (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Shedd Aquarium (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

San Francisco[edit]

The Castro (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Coit Tower (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Embarcadero Center (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Golden Gate Park (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Nob Hill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Palace of Fine Arts (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
San Francisco Museum of Modern Art (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Institutions[edit]

Arizona State University (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bob Jones University (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bovine University (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Carleton College (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Coney Island Community College (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dalhousie University - a university in nova scotia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Faber College (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Michigan State University (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Marmite School for Boys and Young Gentlemen, parody of traditional English boarding schools
Our Lady of Perpetual Sorrow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
St. Sebastian's School for Wicked Girls (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
University of the South (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Planets[edit]

Geonosis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mustafar (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ork (Mork is from Ork, Nanu Nanu!) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Xena (planet) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Utapau (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Interstate 0 (see here)

Other places nobody cares about[edit]

Boulevard of Broken Dreams (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Caribbean (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Conch Republic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Fortress of Solitude (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hagia Sophia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lolland (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lordsburg, New Mexico (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mall of America (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pacific Islands (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Wageningen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Government and Politics[edit]

Great American Boycott

Affirmative action (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Anti-American Way (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Evil reptilian kitten-eater from another planet (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
First Lady (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Glasnost (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hate crime (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Health Alteration Committee (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - the name of at least one CIA assassination team (CIA activities in Iraq); perhaps make a joke with health/HP in RPGs
Ich bin ein Berliner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Imaginary line/International borders/Boundaries (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Interest group (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Richard Nixon mask (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ruling with an Iron Fish
TB - A parody of Tony Blair (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) and tuberculosis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - or should this be a disambig?

Government agencies[edit]

Drug Enforcement Agency (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Enviromental Protection Agency (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Federal Trade Commission (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Immigration and Naturalization Service (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
United States Census Bureau (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

State agencies:

New York City Police Department (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rhode Island State Police (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Texas Rangers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Organizations[edit]

Girl Guides, UK counterpart of the Girl Scouts (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Irish Democratic Army (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Michigan Militia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Minuteman Project (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
National Association for the Advancement of Colored People (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Nationally Elected Gangsta Regulatory Organization
Official Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Road Grids, parody of Special interest groups
Parents Television Council (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Parent-Teacher Association (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
People's Front of Judea (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sanity of the Australian Parliament
Southern Poverty Law Center (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
SPECTRE (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Tammany Hall (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Union of Concerned Scientists (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Warsaw Pact (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Political parties[edit]

American Beer Drinkers Party (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Anarchist Pogo Party of Germany (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Communist Party of the United States of America (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Landocracy Party of the United Kingdom (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Marijuana Party of Canada (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
McGillicuddy Serious Party (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rhinoceros Party of Canada (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Politicians[edit]

Ward Boss-era:

Al Smith (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Boss Tweed (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Fernando Wood (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Honest John Kelly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Huey Long (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
John Morrissey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Tom Pendergast (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Timothy Sullivan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Modern-era:

Buddy Cianci (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Daniel Patrick Moynihan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Eric Massa (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Harvey Milk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Kwame Kilpatrick (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Manuel Noriega (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Marion Barry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Michael Dukakis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rahm Emanuel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rand Paul (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Stephen Conroy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Strom Thurmond (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Thomas Menino (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Valerie Plame (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

History[edit]

House of Hangover, parody of the House of Hannover. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
How Do You Solve A Problem Like Thomas Becket - the famous 12th Century reality TV talent show
Ides of March (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
~~Most Horrific Act of Mass Murder in the History of Time - a typical teenager describing some recent trivial event while overlooking obvious historic disasters~~

I redirected it here, given the ridiculous overreactions to the event, plus it kinda fits the description. Feel free to make a real article out of it, though. —Paizuri MUN ♦ Talkpage ♦ My Contributions ♦ 21:37, 1 January 2010 (UTC)

Publicly Ridiculed Person of the Random Indeterminate Time Period

Historical Periods and Events[edit]

American Old West[edit]

Alma Massacre (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Apache scouts (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Battle of Washita River (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Boston Keg Party
Boot Hill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Buffalo Soldiers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Chisholm Trail (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dead man's hand (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
First Transcontinental Railroad (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Frisco Shootout (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Great Platte River Road (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Great Western Cattle Trail (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Indian Wars (video game) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lincoln County War (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Long Walk of the Navajo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
One-room schoolhouse (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pony Express (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Trail of Tears (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Scalping (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Western saloon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Wild West Shows (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Wounded Knee Massacre (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

People:

List of American Old West outlaws/Wild West outlaws (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
List of Western lawmen/Wild West lawmen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Elfego Baca (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mangas Coloradas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Calamity Jane (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Victorio (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Billy the Kid (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Chiricahua (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Virgil Earp (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bat Masterson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The James-Younger Gang (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Liver-Eating Johnson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Annie Oakley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Kit Carson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
James C. Cooney (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Goyaałé (Geronimo) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Tom Ketchum (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cochise (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Crazy Horse (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Touch the Clouds (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Red Cloud (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Soapy Smith (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Wild Bunch (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Black Bart (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Tȟašúŋke Witkó (Crazy Horse) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Joaquin Murrieta (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Places:

Tombstone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Alamogordo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Albuquerque (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cimarron (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Gallup (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lincoln (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mogollon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Tucumcari (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Broken Arrow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Deadwood (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pine Ridge (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Abilene (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Carson City (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dodge City (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hot Springs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Independence (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Virginia City (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Disasters[edit]

Deepwater Horizon "dairy" spill

Chunnel Collapse of 1996
The Ebonic Plague
Endorian Holocaust (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Great Phallic Terrorist Attack of 1812
Great Potato Hunt of 1967
Great Underwear Crisis of 1912
Great World Earthquake
The Great Minnesota Incident of 1903
The Great Potato Migration
La Palma Collapse
Lutiya Bay Tsunamis - Possibly combine with also nonexistent megatsunami?
Telephone Sanitation Riots of 3416, reference The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Military history[edit]

Battles & Wars[edit]

Battles:
- Battle of Blenheim, important victory won by the Grand Alliance during the War of Spanish Succession, 1704 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Battle of Chalons, last battle won by the Roman Empire, 451 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Battle of Gaugamela, Alexander the Great's victory over the Persian Empire, 331 BC (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Battle of Marathon, Greek victory over the Persian Empire, 240 BC. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Battle of the Metaurus, Roman victory over the Carthage during the Punic Wars, 207 BC. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Battle of Poltava, Russian victory over Sweden, 1709 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Battle of Saratoga, American victory over the British and final battle of the American Revolution. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Battle of Syracuse, defeat of the Athenians at Syracuse, 413 BC. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Battle of Tours, victory by Charles Martel over the Umayyad Caliphate halting the Muslim conquest of Europe, 732 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Battle of Valmy, battle that preserved Revolutionary France, 1792 AD. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Wars
- Banana Wars (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- The Hawaiian conquest of Wales - They came, they conquered, stole all their vowels and left.
- Honeybee War the war between Iowa and Missouri about states' rights and taxation, in this case, the rights of the States of Iowa and Missouri to tax farmers whose crop was honey. Yes, this was a real war (almost) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Ranger invasion (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Trading Spaces: Medieval Edition Might be cool to view the invasions and conquering of various places through the lens of Trading Spaces.
- Whiskey Rebellion (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

People[edit]

~~Arianna Huffington~~ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) Note: Currently redirects to Cougar
Authur MacArthur (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bernard Montgomery (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Braxton Bragg (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Charles "The Hammer" Martel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Douglas Haig (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
George Armstrong Custer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Heinz Guderian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
John Monash (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Norman Schwarzkopf (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pancho Villa (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Paul Emil von Lettow-Vorbeck (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Robert Nivelle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Saigo Takamori (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Saladin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Scarlet Pimpernel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
William Quantrill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Helmut Lotti (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Military Units[edit]

ARVN (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Chindits (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Easy Company (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Egyptian Task Force 777 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Explosive Ordnance Disposal (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Flying Tigers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) Too busy, no ideas. What a drag. Ilogin
Grenadier Guards (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Kamikaze Scotsmen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lafayette Escadrille (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
M*A*S*H 4077th (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
MI-5 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Polish GROM (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Praetorian Guard (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
ROCA (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Spanish Legion (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Yankee Squadron (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Weapons[edit]

Shit cannon

Bazooka (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Exploding Cigar (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Machete (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Moving Bomb - compare MSE-6 droids from Star Wars franchise. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Zyklon B (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Conspiracy Theories, Hoaxes and the Paranormal[edit]

Abraham Lincoln was a woman, see also Sexuality of Abraham Lincoln. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Al-Wikipedia, parody of Wikipedia and Al-Qaeda ("The encyclopedia any terrorist can edit!")
Carlsbad Caverns (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (More info)
Dead Celebrity Island, the place where people like Elvis, Hitler and Michael Jackson went to hide when they "died". (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Endorian Holocaust/Endorian Holocaust denial (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Got Milk? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hazing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The IBM/Apple Imaginary Power PC, to run on imaginary power and virtual memory (financed by virtual credit cards)
The Canadian Waffle Fairy/Canadian Waffle Fairy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Flying Dutchman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Jersey Devil (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
John Hinkley Jr. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt), reference Ronald Reagan, Taxi Driver, and Jodi Foster and how he tried to impress her.
JFK Presidency Hoax
Magic bullet/Magic bullet theory (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pacific scandal (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Philadelphia Experiment (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Precious Moments (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (More Info)
The Power of Nightmares, Adam Curtis documentary arguing that al-Qaeda doesn't exist. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Turkish-Japanese Conspiracy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (This is a fictitious topic; please read More Info)
United States presidential election, 2004, reference Diebold and Florida. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Warren Hardings's Presidency Hoax
White van speaker scam (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
UVB-76 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Mass Media[edit]

Literature[edit]

Antihero (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Autobiography (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Magnum opus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Authors[edit]

Daniel Defoe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Judith McNaught, we gotta make fun of the writers, too. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mary Shelly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
O. Henry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
P.C. Wren (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Robert Louis Stevenson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
~~Sir Arthur Conan Doyle~~ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Sherlock Holmes
Truman Capote (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Books[edit]

The Last King of Scotland

Artemis Fowl (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Daily Mirror (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Fanny Hill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Matilda (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt), see also film adaptation (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
National Lampoon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Percy Jackson and the Olympians (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - All Books
The Purpose-Driven Life (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
A Song of Ice and Fire (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sports Illustrated (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Time Machine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (More Info)
Treasure Island (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
A Treatise On The Rights Of Man and Shit (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
USA Today (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Fictional characters[edit]

Billybumbler - Ya know, the ones from Stephen King. Do some research if you're confused. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Clara Clayton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Captain Nemo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Count Funkula, Blaxploitation movie monster
Elim Garak (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Estefan Spielburgio, The Simpsons parody of Steven Spielberg. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Falcor, see The Neverending Story (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Funkenstein, Blaxploitation movie monster
Harrison Bergeron (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
~~Hermione Granger~~ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Harry Potter (Books)
John Boy Walton's Moles (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jambi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lucious Malfoy from Harry Potter (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Master Chief, Why hasn't this one been done? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mister Smee (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Princess Fiona (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Scarlet Pimpernel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Toby/Kunta Kinte (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Three Musketeers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
~~Tom Sawyer~~ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - currently redirects to Mark Twain
Weenie Todd (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (Demon Hot-Dog Vendor)

Films[edit]

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas

The Man from Snowy River

Lethal Weapon

Film crew
- B-movie (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Best boy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Cinematographer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Gaffer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Production assistant (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Stunt man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Film industry
- Box office (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Cameo appearance (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Cult following (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Cannes Film Festival (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Direct-to-video/Straight-to-video (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Dogme 95 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Exploitation film (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Grindhouse (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Hollywood blacklist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Independent film (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Remake (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Reboot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Sundance Film Festival (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Action films[edit]

Die Hard (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lethal Weapon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sin City (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Animated films[edit]

Animated All-Star Force
Basketball Jones (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cool World, I think this movie deserves an article (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cyber City Oedo 808 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Demon City Shinjuku (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Nightmare Before Christmas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ninja Scroll (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
When the Wind Blows (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Wicked City (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Classic films[edit]

The African Queen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
All About Eve (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Birth of a Nation (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Casablanca (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
City Lights (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Frankenstein (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Guess Who's Coming To Dinner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Jazz Singer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Man from Snowy River (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Manchurian Candidate (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Modern Times (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mutiny on the Bounty (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
My Fair Lady (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
North by Northwest (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rebel Without a Cause (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Stagecoach (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sunset Boulevard (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Treasure of the Sierra Madre (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Comedy films[edit]

The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bowfinger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Into the Wild (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Richie Rich (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
White Men Can't Jump (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Witches of Eastwick (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Drama films[edit]

American History X (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
American Beauty (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Chinatown (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dazed and Confused (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Double Jeopardy (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Friday (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Glengarry Glen Ross (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Goonies (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Leon: The Professional (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lords of Dogtown (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
No Country for Old Men (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Seven Pounds (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Shawshank Redemption (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Splash (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Taxi Driver (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

"Foreign" films[edit]

Bicycle Thieves (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cinema Paradiso (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
City of God (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Human Condition I: No Greater Love and the The Human Condition series (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Léon (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Life Is Beautiful (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Lives of Others (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sátántangó (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Yojimbo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Horror films[edit]

They Live

Blade (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Day of the Dead (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Exorcist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hellraiser (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
It (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Leprechaun: In the Hood (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Near Dark (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Se7en (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
They Live (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Village of the Damned, suggest doing this about a leper colony for ageing rockers, i.e. The Damned. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pantyhose on Elm Street (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) Transvestite horror apocalypse

Mafia movies[edit]

8 Heads in a Duffel Bag (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Analyze This, sequel to Analyze That (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Billy Bathgate (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
A Bronx Tale (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Casino (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Donnie Brasco (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Departed (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Gang That Couldn't Shoot Straight (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jane Austen's Mafia! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Johnny Dangerously (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Last Don (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Killing of a Chinese Bookie (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
King of New York (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Little Caesar (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Married to the Mob (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mobsters and Mormons (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Once Upon a Time in America (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Public Eye (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Road to Perdition (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Suicide Kings (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Post-apocalyptic movies[edit]

A Boy and His Dog (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Delicatessen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Escape from L.A. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Land of the Dead (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Le Dernier Combat (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Omega Man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Six-String Samurai (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Teenage Caveman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Threads (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Sci-fi[edit]

The Day of the Dolphin

2010: The Year We Make Contact (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Andromeda Strain, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Brazil (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Capricorn One (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Close Encounters of the Third Kind (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Day of the Dolphin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) On it. --- [talk] 18:41, March 26, 2011 (UTC)
Deathrace 2000 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Futureworld (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
I, Robot (film), reference the original short story by Isaac Asimov (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
HoboCop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Land That Time Forgot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Last Starfighter (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Man Who Fell to Earth (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The People That Time Forgot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Short Circuit (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Slaughterhouse Five, but we also need an article on the book, don't we? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Tron
Westworld (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
What is the Matrix? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - parody on the Matrix series - I was thinking the random numbers he got in actual film, anyone know how?

Western films[edit]

Tombstone (film) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Unforgiven (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Spaghetti Westerns

Blindman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
A Bullet for the General (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Django and its countless nonsensical "sequels" Django, Kill... If You Live, Shoot!, Django and Sartana Are Coming....It's the End, etc. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Fistful of Dynamite/Duck, You Sucker! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Five Man Army (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
For a Few Dollars Less (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Go Kill Everybody and Come Back Alone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Life's Tough, Eh Providence? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The "Man with No Name" trilogy (Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More, The Good, the Bad and the Ugly) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
My Name is Nobody (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Once Upon a Time in the West (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Run, Man, Run! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sabada Trilogy (Sabata, Adiós, Sabata, Return of Sabata) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sartana series (If You Meet Sartana Pray for Your Death, I Am Sartana Your Angel of Death, Have a Good Funeral, My Friend... Sartana Will Pay, Light the Fuse... Sartana Is Coming, Sartana's Here... Trade Your Pistol for a Coffin) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Trinity series (My Name is Trinity/Trinity Is STILL My Name!) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

War movies[edit]

A Bridge Too Far (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Bridge on the River Kwai (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Great Dictator (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Great Escape (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hamburger Hill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hell is for Heroes (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Inglourious Basterds (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Kelly's Heroes (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Pacific (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Paths of Glory (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Patton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Pianist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Red Dawn (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Saving Private Ryan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Where Eagles Dare (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Zulu Dawn (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Straight-to-video[edit]

Alito's Way: Rise to Power - Supreme court + P.Diddy = awesome.
All Reservoir Dogs Go to Heaven
American Wedding Crasher American Pie movie with Owen Wilson and Vince Vaughn in it.
Anchorman Returns Stars Will Ferrel
Arresting Resist (film) - About a white person named Resist getting arrested.
American Beauty and the Beast a Disney movie
Austin Power Rangers: The Movie a comedy film with Mike Myers in it.
Babe: Pig in Sin City
Bicentenial Man Begins Starring Robin Williams
Bladerunnaway Bride
The Blue Brothers Grimm
Brokeback Mountain III: The Ungayening, Movie franchise sold to conservatives, tells the tale of the Cowboys' efforts to be straight. Reference Brokeback Mountain II: Go Get the Butter.
Brokeback Mountain IV: Meet Freddy and the Gand - Movie franchise bought by a horror movie director where the cowboys meet (and get killed by) a gang of horror movie monsters led by none other than Freddy Kruger
The Catwoman in the Hat stars Halle Berry
The Century of the Self
Charlie and Chocolat starring Johnny Depp
Duckula: Dead and Loving It
Deafcon 7: See Jackie Chan for information on movie
Die Hardball
Die Hard V meets Ghostbusters III meets Men in Black III meets Charlie and the Chocolate Factory II meets Charlies Angels III in: Signs of the Sixth Sense on Independence Day Starring Bruce Willis, Vin Diesel, Will Smith, Tommy Lee Jones, Bill Murray, Harold Ramis, Dan Aykroyd, Ernie Hudson, Johnny Depp, Drew Barrymore, Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz and Jay Leno as the President.
The Dumb and Dumber Files: Fight the Future starring David Duchovny, Gillian Anderson, Jim Carrey and Jeff Daniels
A Few Good Men in Black
From Justin to Kelly -Crappy movie with the American Idol singers.
Fun with Mr. and Mrs. Smith stars Jim Carrey a comedy action movie
Jingle All the Way of the Gun
Killing Jesse James characters from other movies go to kill Jesse James.
Knocked Up
Major League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Manosochist: The Spanking of Fate, as not-quite-featured on MST3k.
National Treasure III: Muppet National Treasure Island
Night of the Day of the Dawn of the Son of the Bride of the Return of the Revenge of the Terror of the Attack of the Evil, Mutant, Alien, Flesh Eating, Hellbound, Zombified Living Dead Part 2: In Shocking 2-D (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Office Space Balls 2008 comedy film by Mike Judge and Mel brooks with Mel Mrooks as Yogurt, sequel to Space Balls.
Passion of the Goodfellas, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pulp Muppets, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Purple Rain Man starring Dustin Hoffman, Prince and Tom Cruise
Star Trek V: For Vendetta
There's a Rhino Loose in the City (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
What About Spongebob, starring Tom Kenny, Bill Fagerbakke, Rodger Bumpass, Bill Murray and Richard Dreyfuss made by Nickelodeon movies and Paramount Pictures.
Worst 100 Christmas Movies of All Time (Suggestions: It's a Wonderful Life II: Secret of the Ooze, Emmet Otterstein's Jug-Band Hanukkah)

People in Films[edit]

Actors
- Jeffrey Combs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Frank Langella (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Peter Lorre (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (There used to be a really godawful article on him that was mercifully removed, leaving all the Lorre links red)
- Cillian Murphy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (It would be nice to have an article about him)
- Sigourney Weaver (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Directors
- Jean-Jacques Annaud (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Nimród Antal (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Luc Besson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Danny Boyle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Francis Ford Coppola (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (Seriously? No article on him?)
- Alfonso Cuarón (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Roland Emmerich (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- David Fincher (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Milos Forman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- John Frankenheimer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- William Friedkin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- D.W. Griffith (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (You know, a guy who glorified the KKK seriously needs an article about him)
- Tsui Hark (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Renny Harlin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Alejandro González Iñárritu (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Jean-Pierre Jeunet (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- David Lean (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Sidney Lumet (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Michael Mann (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Sam Peckinpah (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Wolfgang Petersen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- ~~Roman Polanski~~ (Can't believe there isn't an article on him.) - An IP redirected this to Pedobear; delete?
- Ridley Scott (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Tony Scott (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Bryan Singer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Gus Van Sant (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Billy Wilder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- William Wyler (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Corey Yuen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Radio[edit]

Personalities:

Nick Abbot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Casey Casum (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mark Levin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Michael Savage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dave Ramsey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Laura Schlessinger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Neal Boortz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Laura Ingraham (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Paul Harvey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rick Dees (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Modern Programs:

Are We Alone? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Dudley & Bob Show (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Ed Schultz Show (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Gardening with Maurice (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Laszlo Jones Show (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Opie & Anthony Show (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Old-time Programs:

Amos 'n' Andy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Burns and Allen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Gang Busters (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Grand Ole Opry (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The March of Time (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Television[edit]

100 episodes (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
After school special (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Anthology series (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cable television (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Clip show (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Counterprogramming (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Effects on time of North American broadcasting, parody of this (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Fishcam (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Graveyard slot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Happy talk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pirate television (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rerun (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Reunion show (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rural purge (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Television pilot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Tent-pole programming (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Watershed (television) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Anime[edit]

Angel breast! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Arashi no Yoru Ni (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
D. Gray-Man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Karin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
InuYasha (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Love Hina (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Otakun (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Shonen Jump (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Super-Punk Octo Pudding Gas Mark Seven (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Cartoons[edit]

Beatle Bailey (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Darkwing Duck (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Felix the Cat (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jem and the Holograms (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Top Cat (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
U.S. Acres (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
~~Tweety~~ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) --Currently redirects to Tweety Pie, which does discuss the subject (previous maintainer said "needs rewrite")
~~Warner Brothers (also allow the link Warner Bros).~~ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) -- currently redirects to Jews
Zula Patrol (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
List of characters in The Simpsons (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Cobra/G.I. Joe
- Cobra Vipers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Cobra Island (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Baroness (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

TV Shows[edit]

*Allo' Allo'

(un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Animorphs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Angel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Boris and Brezhnev, Soviet Beavis and Butt-Head. See this for possible ideas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
CSI: White House, also by Weird Al Yankovic (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Degrassi Trek: The Next Generation (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Emeril Lagasse, a celebrity chef
Iron Sheik Humbles America (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
My Life as a Teenage Hobot, XXXJ9 is pimped out by her Mother/Inventor (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Psycho Dad (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
We Get It. They're Gay, a one-trick pony sitcom that lasted for several seasons. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

ABC
- Couger Town (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- FlashForward (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Life on Mars (U.S. TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Wife Swap (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

BBC Television (see also: missing list of British television series)
- 'Allo 'Allo! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Being Human (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Fawlty Towers (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Goodness Gracious Me (BBC) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Canadian Broadcasting Corporation (and other Canadian series)
- Blood Ties (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- The Kids in the Hall (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- The Red Green Show (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Royal Canadian Air Farce (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Cartoon Network
- Justice League Unlimited (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- The Life and Times of Juniper Lee (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008 TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Superjail! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Toonami (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Storm Hawks (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

CBS
- 60 Minutes (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Dr. Quinn, Medicine Woman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Due South (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Early Edition (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Comedy Central
- The Man Show (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Reno 911 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Tosh.0 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

The CW Television Network (or The WB Network)
- Sabrina, the Teenage Witch (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- The Vampire Diaries (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Disney Channel
- Jake: The American Psycho (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Fish Hooks

Fox
- Boston Public (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Fringe (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Perkins

HBO
- Boardwalk Empire (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- True Blood (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

MTV
- Loveline (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Teen Wolf (2011 TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Yo! MTV Raps (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

NBC
- Freaks and Geeks (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Must See TV (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Nickelodeon
- The Adventures of Pete & Pete (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Clarissa Explains It All (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Salute Your Shorts (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- The Fairly Odd Parents (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Sci-Fi Channel
- Andromeda (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- The Lone Gunmen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Travel Channel
- Ghost Adventures (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

TV Land
- Cheers, popular American sitcom set in a bar (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- The Cosby Mysteries (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- F-Troop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Gomer Pyle, U.S.M.C., possibly a tv spin-off of Full Metal Jacket? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Green Acres (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Have Gun Will Travel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Kung Fu (TV series) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Mr. Ed (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Mork and Mindy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- The Man from U.N.C.L.E. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- M*A*S*H (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- Time Tunnel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Television Channels/Networks[edit]

Television in Australia

American Broadcasting Company/Australian Broadcasting Corporation (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
AMC (American Movie Classics) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cinemax (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
CTV Canadian Channel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Fan Fi Channel like the Sci Fi Channel only with fan fiction (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Food Network (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
IFC (Independent Film Channel) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Network Ten (I originally wrote it, but it was deleted.) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pax (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Space (Canadian TV channel) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Spanish Channel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sundance Channel, now known as the ultra-liberal Sundance channel with all pro-liberal shows and movies (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
TBS (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
TCM (Turner Classic Movies) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
USA Network (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
YTV Canadian Channel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Commercials[edit]

Slap Chop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Internet[edit]

Memes[edit]

Websites[edit]

Appalling Trash Film Database or ATFd.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Black People Love Us!, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) -- a certain website has already beaten us to it...
BobFromAccounting.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
CardudeOnTheWeb.com, see here and here (older version) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
ClickHereYouIdiot.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Edgar Governo, Historian of Things That Never Were, see here(un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Expert Village (eHow), see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Factcheck.org (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
FVZA.org, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
GaiaOnline, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hi5.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
~~Huffington Post~~ see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) Note currently redirects to AOL
IHateLiberals.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
I Love Music/I Love Everything, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
MenAreBetterThanWomen.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - This could also work as Why?:Men Are Better Than Women by Dick Masterson.
Moynihan Institute, see here and here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
MyCongressmanIsNuts.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
MyTrailerPark.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The-Niceguy.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Newgrounds, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
PhoneLosers.org, see here, here and here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Raptorman.us, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
ProgressiveBoink.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Shaboogle, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Shelley The Republican, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Something Awful, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Therapist.com, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
TongueTied.us, see here and here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
VDARE, see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Wiki[edit]

Albanian Wikipedia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rollback (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Wikipedia is not Wikipedia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - preliminary draft here
Wikipedia Watch (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
WikiWatch (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

People and others who weren't so lucky[edit]

Biographies of Ridiculous Persons[edit]

Please note this section is for obviously fictional biographies. See A. Wyatt Mann, Pants Anderson, etc.

Edwin Aloyicious Eathelred Thou-Shallt-Not-Take-the-Lord's-Name-in-Vain Bertram Trenchard, 7th Viscount Trenchard, member of the British Line of Succession
Lord Henry Double-Barrelled Surname, discoverer of Sine
Sir Thomas Shithead, see the original article here
Infidel Castro and Fidelity Castro, important figures in the discovery of purple.

Celebrities[edit]

Actors[edit]

Colin Farrell

Hank Azaria (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cindy Crawford (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
James Franco (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
James Garner (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dustin Hoffman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Logan Lerman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Taylor Momsen (pt:Taylor Momsen), Gossip Girl actress and singer. She loves vibrators and priests. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bill Paxton, see tornado chaser, alien hunter, or jew slayer. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Laura San Giacomo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) Just Shoot Me Star featuring her enormous breasts
Claudia Schiffer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ollie Williams, probably not an actor, but could be if you think about it. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Olivia Wilde, probably the hottest woman alive. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bill Cosby

Criminals[edit]

Albert Hicks (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Baby Face Nelson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Billy the Kid (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bonnie & Clyde (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Boston Strangler (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Burke and Hare (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Captain Kidd (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Charles Ponzi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Francois l'Olonnais (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hell's Grannies (see: [3]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jack the Stripper (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
John Dillinger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Lady In Red (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ma Barker (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ned Kelly (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Paul Watson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pierre Lafitte (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pretty Boy Floyd (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sir Henry Morgan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Organized Crime Figures Conflated with Cartoon Characters[edit]

Al Capone, seen here dancing the Charleston on a flagpole.

Prohibition:

Benjamin "Bugsy" Siegel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Charles "Lucky" Luciano (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dion O'Bannion (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dutch Schultz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
George "Bugs" Moran (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hymie Weiss (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
"Machine Gun" Jack McGurn (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Joe "The Boss" Masseira (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Samuel "Nails" Morton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Vincent "The Schemer" Drucci (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Five Families-era:

Albert "The Mad Hatter" Anastasia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Carlo Gambino (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Frank "Don Cheech" Scalice (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Joey "The Clown" Lombardo (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Joseph "Joe Bananas" Bonanno (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ken "Joe the Jap" Eto (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Paul "The Waiter" Ricca (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sam "Mad Sam" DeStefano (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Vincent "The Chin" Gigante (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Vito "Don Vito" Genovese (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Modern:

Pablo Escobar (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sammy "The Bull" Gravano (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Westies (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Whitey Bulger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Forgotten people[edit]

Alan Sokal (pt:Alan Sokal) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dave Foley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
D.B. Sweeney (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Eric Stoltz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ed O'Neill (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
James Booth (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Joe Pilato (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jurgen Prochnow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Michael Pare (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sam Kinison (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
William Forsythe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Relative Unknowns with Funny Stories[edit]

Adam Curtis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (British filmmaker. Guy who did The Power of Nightmares)
Bill Lynch (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Byron "Low Tax" Looper (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cindy Margolis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - world's most downloaded woman
Craig Kilborn (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
~~Hamid Karzai~~ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) --Currently redirects to Osama bin Laden
Hans Ruedi Giger (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
~~Jacques de Molay~~ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (infernal red mage) --Currently redirects to Gumen
John Cale (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jonathan Lee Riches (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (maybe we could get a frivolous lawsuit slapped on us too?)
Justin Trudeau (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Konnolsky (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lord Alfred Douglas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Norbert Wiener (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Phineas Gage (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ronnie Coleman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Saint Petrus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Swedish author and creator of Bork language
Stephen Spurr, I considered putting this in villans, but thought that may be too gratifying for the good doctor. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Triumph the Insult Comic Dog (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Tristram Jones-Parry, I considered putting this under superheroes, but was unsure as to appropriateness? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
William Caxton (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Religion[edit]

A priest, a rabbi and a minister walk into a bar (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bathtub madonna/Bathtub Mary (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bris (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Book of Mozilla (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Someone already tried to write this, but the author requested deletion
The Book of Austin, a lost book of the Bible written by Stone Cold Steve Austin.
The Book of Esurance, a lost book of the Bible written by Erin Esurance.
Church of the Fonz Church that worships the Fonz from Happy Days
Cremationism (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Gospel According to Oberst, part of The Church of Emo
Holy water (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Man's Prayer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Movementarianism (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Gods[edit]

The Artist Formerly Known As Jesus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Isis (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Osiris (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Tezcatlipoca (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Those Three Hindu Gods (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The OFFICIAL Rob Metcalfe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Who could possibly make God? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Religious figures[edit]

The Bishop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
"Baby-eating" Bishop of Bath and Wells (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bishop of West Anglia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dark-Side Mormons (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Discordian American Princesses (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)--it's a category but has no article
Father Guido Sarducci (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Father Ted Crilly, Father Dougal Maguire and Father Jack Hackett (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (possibly as the "Craggy Island Martyrs", a parody of the Four Chaplains) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
John the Baptist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Nagasaki Martyrs (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pontius Pilate (character), perhaps more along the lines of his portrayal in the independent film "Beaster" (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pontius Pilate's wife, a recently discovered document written anonymously by a follower of Jesus making crude or juvinile insults about Pilate's wife? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rabbi Tuckman, parody of Robin Hood's Friar Tuck (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Prophet Bobby Henderson, religious leader of Flying Spaghetti Monsterism (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Vatican Marketing Department (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Science and technology[edit]

Toilets in Japan

Postpostmodernism (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sophisticated Complicated Underwater Breathing Apparatus (SCUBA) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) or Standard diving dress (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Biology[edit]

Adolescence (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Virus (biology) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Living creatures[edit]

Animals:

Bullfrog (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bushtit (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Elk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Flat coat retriever (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Gopher (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Homo erectus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Katmonkey, a new species found only in Plymouth, UK
Left-Breasted Red-Crested Sharkbird
Mothra Nature
Nonapus The Nonapus is a nine legged octopus. Contrary to popular belief, they really do exist! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Dinosaurs:

Triceratops (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Chemistry[edit]

Benedict's solution (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Flamboyant chemist (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Homolytic Fission (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Homologous series (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Homogeneous catalyst (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jumbotronium (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Latex (chemistry) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) per this edit
Thiotimoline (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Zwitterion (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Computers and Internet[edit]

Megabyte (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Widow/orphan control (correct wp) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Distributed computing[edit]

Distributed computing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) a.k.a. Grid computing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt), specific software of which includes:
- BOINC (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- SETI@home (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (we already have Folding@home and the fictitious Cabal@home)
- Electric Sheep (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cloud computing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Hacking and security[edit]

2600 Magazine (technically called 2600: The Hacker Quarterly) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Buffer overflow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Data Encryption Standard (DES) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)/Triple DES (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Note: DES also stands for diethylstilbestrol; work this in somehow
Firesheep (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ping of death (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Phreaking (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
- 2600 hertz (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - meh. Should probably redirect to 2600 Magazine or Phreaking once one of them is created (More Info)
- Phreaking boxes (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rootkit (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Stuxnet (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - maybe see User:Lctmu/UnNews:Israel developed the virus 'Facebook' to undermine Iranian productivity
Transport Layer Security (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) with redirect from SSL

Hardware[edit]

Binary fountain pen (fictitious item formerly mentioned at Floppy disk; refers to a floppy drive's read/write head?) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Brick (electronics) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Firmware (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Intel 4004 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Part of a series on Intel CPUs? Not actually used in a computer per se, but this is the best place I could think of for this request

Networking[edit]

This section is about the normal operation of computer networks. For network vulnerabilities, see Hacking and security (above).

Bandwidth (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
IPv6 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
ISP or Internet service provider (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Linksys (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - and mention the error message "Upgrade are failed!" shown by their home routers for firmware upgrades
Mozilla Thunderbird (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
OSI model (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Robots exclusion standard (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) or Robots.txt (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Transmission Control Protocol (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - perhaps make it something about STDs or car transmissions? - Note that TCP is currently an article on a different topic (The Canadian Communist Party); it will need to be moved, and then the redirect will need to be replaced with a disambiguation.

Robotics[edit]

Uncanny valley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Software development[edit]

Beta test/Beta tester, part of the software release life cycle (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Concurrent Versions System (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (abbreviated CVS; maybe mention in the same article as CVS/pharmacy?)

Systems administration and tech support[edit]

BOFH or Bastard Operator From Hell (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt), see rm *, Game:Pick Up the Phone Booth and Aisle/rm and Robert Heinlein#Life for context; references newer stories older stories
I am service - message from preinstalled software on some Asus (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) computers; see also The Daily WTF post
kill -9 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - possible redirect to UnNews:Linux: Every time you use EXT3, Hans Reiser kills again?
NOSMOKE.EXE, see [4], BOFH usage, and wikipedia:Magic smoke

Mathematics[edit]

Lie algebra (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mathematica (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - or does this belong in "Computers and Internet" above? (More Info)
Max Clifford Algebra - related to Hamiltonian Dynamics (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (invented by Neil and Christine Hamilton), perhaps?

Medicine[edit]

Diseases:

Athlete's foot (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Drowning (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dysentery (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Fibromyalgia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Inflammatory bowel disease (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jungle Fever (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Kuru (disease) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (More Info)
Lassa fever (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Malaria (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Monkeypox (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pneumonia (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Scarlet fever (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Smallpox (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sudden Instant Down Syndrome - based on Down syndrome (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt); see lead of Sudden Instant Death Syndrome
Stockholm syndrome (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Typhoid (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Anatomy:

Bladder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Chin (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Elbow (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Funny bone (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Gall bladder (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Intestines (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Knee (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Treatment methods and devices:

Artificial heart (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)/Heart transplant (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Caesarean section (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cardiopulmonary resuscitation/CPR (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Liposuction (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Therac-25 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Radiation therapy device which caused several patient fatalities due to buggy computer software

Physics[edit]

Czochralski process (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Hasselhoff capacitor could be great er Dave
Jovian-Plutonian gravitational effect (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Metric Fuckton, part of a metric unit.
Photonic crystal (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Prince Rupert's Drop (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Super-Kamiokande (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Common Cold (There is already an article on cold, but I was thinking something more along the lines of where the Fahrenheit and Celsius temperature scales cross (-40 degrees C/F). I envisioned something regarding American/Canadian relations or something to that effect.)
Wayans-Baldwin Reactor

Transportation[edit]

Antifreeze (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Bentley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Internal Combustion Chicken (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Limousine (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Monorail cat (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - a version of the lolcat meme; original requestor suggested "advanced method of near-light-speed mass transportation" as a direction for the parody
Oscar Mayer Wienermobile™ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Super Speed Train to Aruba (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
VW Bug (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Winnebago (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Sports[edit]

The Kentucky Derby (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Professional Toothpicking - similar to the javelin, but involving the spearing of things in someone's mouth. Archery, javelin and regular toothpicking combined.
Boob fu - a delightful, healthy martial art in which women exercise their right to bare "arms". "Whap!" whoah, what's happening? "Whap!" oh my, do that again "Whap!" Mamma, I surrender... actually, what I'm really requesting is a good animated sequence that depicts how the trained practitioner can pummel her opponent into senseless admiration. ;) Like kickboxing for non foot fetishists.
Bottling (similar to Bricking) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Major League Soccer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Multisport — Many multi-event sports end in "-thlon" (like biathlon, triathlon, pentathlon, and duathlon), which could perhaps be the title of the actual article. I feel like there's the potential for a really great concept involving an otherall classification of the sports and their crazy names; what comes to mind is a vague image of a Hydra monster with sport events as heads, each one popping up to replace another. I don't have anything further than that. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Professional Golf Association (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Streaking (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Tippeligaen (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
24 Hours of LeMons (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Wife carrying ("It really is a real sport! You win your wife's weight in beer, and it's actually quite funny." - MrN) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
~~Yodeling~~ (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Currently redirected to Sweden, but still consider trying to write an actual article
Yoga (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Athletes[edit]

Andre Agassi

Modern:

Bas Rutten (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Carles Puyol (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Coco Crisp (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Daunte Culpepper (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Peter McNeely (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
John "Bulldog" Ricketti (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lionel Messhit (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Milton Bradley (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rameez Raja (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - former Pakistani cricketer and nowadays a commentator
Xavi (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Legendary:

Ty Cobb (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Joe DiMaggio (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Shoeless Joe Jackson (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sandy Koufax (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jake LaMotta (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Rocky Marciano (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Joe Montana (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
John L. Sullivan (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Teams[edit]

Baseball:

Boston Red Sox (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Wrestling[edit]

See also: Wrestlecrap.com, Weird World of Wrestling and Xavier Doom's Slayground

1980s wrestling boom (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (something to think about would be the tights they wore in those days that had a bulge in the back of the tights that made a wrestler look like they had a turd in there underwear, this could be mentioned on how to tell if a match was in the 80's or not, it was the late 80's, but does it matter)
1990s wrestling boom (see: [5]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Battle royal (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jesus vs. Hitler (see: [6])
Playboy Buddy Rose's Blow Away Diet Plan! (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ultimate Warrior vs. Phil Collins (see: [7]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pope of the Ring, the Vatican's version of the WWF's King of the Ring (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
WrestleMania (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Wrestlecrap.com (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

WWF/WWE[edit]

Bastion Booger (see: [8]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Damien Demento (see: [9]/[10]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jim Cornette (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Mountie (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Mr. Fuji (or Emperor Hirohito; see Axis of Power) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Repo Man (see: [11]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
"The Model" Rick Martel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Slick (see: [12]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

WCW[edit]

Abdullah the Butcher (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Black Scorpion (see: [13]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Gary Spivey (see: [14]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jim Crockett, Jr. (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Victor the Bear (see: [15]) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

ECW[edit]

Mexican luchadore El Santo.

b.W.o (Blue World Order) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dudley family (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Full Blooded Italians (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Paul Heyman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Raven (wrestler) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Sandman (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Shane Douglas (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Terry Funk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

International[edit]

Antonio Inoki (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
El Dandy (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ken the Box (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lucha libre (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Joshi puroresu (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Puroresu (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Professional wrestling in the United Kingdom (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Miscellaneous[edit]

Ahahaha....yeeeeeah...
Biofuel
Chaos
Christian rock
Clemen - long-running Family Guy joke on "America's newest curse word". (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Clorox (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) I am appalled! --Clo r ox MUN ONS (diskussion) ☃ 15:34, 9 March 2008 (UTC)
Criminal record (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) or Rap sheet (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Embarrassment/Shame (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Fire extinguisher - fascinating reading material...
Fist Pumping (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Ghosts
I Feel Sick, related to Get Some Sick?
Innocence (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Lawn mowers in popular culture (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Or is it? (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Obscenity/Obscene (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Sound of One Hand Clapping (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Spoof (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - Undictionary perhaps?
The Official List of Embarrassing Teenage Fads (see also Category:Embarrassing Teenage Fads), parody of History of Western subcultures in the 20th Century in the form of The Official List of the Best Things in Existence
That yucky stuff on the pole
Trading Spouses, a card game based on the television series
Whelk awareness, people need to be informed of these immoral, mischievous and deceitful creatures

Food[edit]

A-1 Steak Sauce (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Alameda-Weehawken Burrito Tunnel, see here
Caramel (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cheese 2.0
Chocolate milk (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Durian (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Jello Shots (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Junk food (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Kevin Costner’s Waterworld Brand Dried Urine Frosties
Lowrey's® Bacon Curls Microwave Pork Rinds
Milkshake (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Nutella (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Oscar Wilde Brand® Artificial Fruit Juice Alternative™
Sloppy Joe (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Spontaneously Combustible Eggs
Sprite (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
The Cremated Remains of Timothy Leary™
The Salad with the Walnuts and the Gorgonzola on it
Yellow Submarine Sandwich
J.Wray and Nephew Ltd. or Wray and Nephew White Overproof Rum

Philosophy[edit]

Julia Kristeva (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - feminist
Mu (negative) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - a.k.a. the answer to "Have you stopped beating your wife?" - mention something about Magibon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt), which should redirect to this article (pay attention to video titles if you don't get it)
Peter Singer (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - strongly favors utilitarianism and is sometimes misunderstood as a supporter of bestiality, etc.

Sexuality[edit]

Bates method (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (Notice the names of some of the techniques as well)
BDWC (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Default Male (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Gimp (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) - not to be confused with GIMP (I assume this comes under Sexuality...)
Kissing (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
List of sex positions (maybe something similar to List of weapons that don't exist, but should ?) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Open Mind (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt) (don't live in ignorance; keep your mind open)
Phone sex (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sloppy Seconds (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Sperm Gargling (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Well-endowed (disambiguation) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

Uncyclopedia-related[edit]

Special Secretary to the Secretary in Charge of Secretarian Affairs/Committee of the Secretariacy
Uncyclopedia:Create an account, or maybe HowTo:Create an account? (see Wikipedia:Help:Logging in#Creating an account)
Uncyclopedia:PVP I was thinking along the lines of "we have Uncyclopedia:PFP, why not PVP?
Uncyclopedia Review (see Wikipedia Review)
Uncyclopedia Trading Card Game
UnPersonals (see Uncyclopedia talk:No Adverts)

Essays/policies:

Uncyclopedia:Check the history DAMMIT!

Classic articles, in-jokes and other nonsense[edit]

Bruce Campbell's Chin
Dick Van Dyke's Moustache
Do you know who my father is?
East Carolina/West Carolina
Every Piece of Southern Literature Ever Written
Giant Kidney Pie of Little Britain
Obliquosphere
People's Front of Judea (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Pointless Retrospective Articles: A Retrospective
Save a Jesii Foundation
Six Degrees of Oscar Wilde (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
That Woman from the Trailer Park
The Presidential Battle Royale of 1975 (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
There were no survivors Get back get back don't know me like that. --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 12:51, 2 June 2009 (UTC)
Uglo-Americans - don't we already have an article on this somewhere?
Whore of Babylon (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Zombie Abe Lincoln

Flying Spaghetti Monsterism[edit]

Great Pasta Bowl, version of heaven
Underground Freezer of Doom, version of hell
Pastapharians, monsterist sect of the Caribbean
Flaspamonists, monsterist sect of South Central Los Angeles,
The Underground FSMer's of Westford, monsterist sect in England
The St. Brelades Bay Scrolls, document
Plate of Shrimp, document
Pastafarian Linguinarian War, document of holy war
Scary pictures of the FLYING SPAGHETTI MONSTER stuck to bedroom walls, Exactly what it says it is

Major League Bloodbath[edit]

Disneyland Empire[edit]

Please remember that, in following the series, the traditional Disney characters are (for propaganda purposes) based on "real-life" characters and thus separate people (e.g. Mickey Mouse the Great vs. Mickey Mouse). For a complete listing, please see List of missing Disneyland articles.

Admiral Pluto the Terrible (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Battle of Adventureland (see Battle of Orgreave/Pirate Liberation Organization) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Prince Charming (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Cruella De Vil (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Disney Defense Forces (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Dissidentland (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
List of never built Disney attractions (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

UnProjects-related[edit]

HowTo[edit]

HowTo:Fuck A Cow (Don't include pictures! I already requested for one.)
HowTo:Attend A Parent-Teacher Conference
HowTo:Be A Stockbroker
HowTo:Be Canadian
HowTo:Be Italian
HowTo:Be Russian
HowTo:Create a race of Atomic Supermen, this could also be an idea for Why? or UnBooks written in the character of Futurama's Dr. Farnsworth (e.g. "why you should legalize/let me/give me money to create a race of atomic supermen!")
HowTo:Express Yourself In Song
HowTo:Find Channel Z
HowTo:French Kiss
~~HowTo:Get on TV~~-- It shall be done. User:The Masked Editor/sig (03:26, Dec 6 2008)
~~HowTo:Knock on Heaven's Door~~ Done --PUTTY 15:24, February 25, 2011 (UTC)
HowTo:Lose Yourself
HowTo:Make Your Enemies A Scapegoat
HowTo:Open Things
HowTo:Place Time In A Bottle
HowTo:Serve Man (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
HowTo:Sneak Food into a Movie Theater
HowTo:Stage a Monkey Knife-Fight
HowTo:Speak Latin
HowTo:Spell Muammar Gaddafi's Name
HowTo:Steal from Jeremiah (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
HowTo:Use Chopsticks
~~HowTo:Wake Up Dead~~--Back off, Jack off before I cut your sack off, and eat it --I am Justice! aka: Halsoft. 17:06, 14 May 2009 (UTC)
~~HowTo:Wake Up From A Bad Reality~~ - done. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 01:28, June 21, 2011 (UTC)

UnBooks[edit]

UnNews[edit]

See also: Fark.com

UnNews:Alaska to pay for damages to Exxon Valdez
UnNews:Bin Laden not dead, vacationing in Hell
UnNews:British prisoners enjoying 'cushy' life Based upon http://uk.news.yahoo.com/afp/20080425/tod-britain-prison-crime-6058bda.html if some one has the time. Seriously, that is a story of satiricle rich pickings...
UnNews:Earthlink announces new job openings
UnNews:French caliph reveals shocking truth about wife
UnNews:Global spam could halt ocean circulation, with harmful results
UnNews:Iranian headcheese reveals family recipe for brownies
UnNews:Man arrested for having creepy voice (inspired by a police blotter)
UnNews:Pathetic fallacy hits UK
UnNews:Some really witty and fantastic article which I can't think of, but there's something about this article that just screams for it.
UnNews:TV's My name is Earl is slated for many awards
UnNews:UN talks support unclean energy in unrich nations
UnNews:Weapons Plant to Save $2 Per Year Through Energy Efficiency

Unquotable...[edit]

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UnReviews[edit]

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WhatIf?[edit]

What If:All women had snouzer faces?
What If:Elenour Roosevelt could fly?
What If:Napoleon had B-52s at Waterloo? (the band or the military aircraft)
What If:Superman grew up in Germany instead of America? (or Canada, France, Mexico, etc.)
What If:You killed off the dinosaurs?
What If:You sunk Atlantis

Why?[edit]

Why?:Am I Frozen in Carbonite?, or possibly as a HowTo (e.g. HowTo:Freeze Your Enemies in Carbonite) (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:America is the worst place on earth
Why?:Am I not outside on a nice day like this?
Why?:Australia is better than Great Britain
Why?:Beat Your Children
Why?:Buy Pluto
Why?:Buy shares in the Brooklyn Bridge
Why?:Canada is better than Great Britain
Why?:Care About Dead Children in Nigeria, alternatively it could be an article about a bitter/skeptical victim of the Nigerian Money Scam (ex. Why?:Dead Children in Nigeria is a Scam). (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:Do all shows on MTV suck?
Why?:Doesn't My Son Play Sports Like Other Boys?, see here
Why?:Employees Must Wash Hands Before Returning To Work (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:Everyone else is better than France (or Why?:Anywhere else is better then France)
Why?:France Wants to Nuke Topeka, Kansas
Why?:Go to jail. Go directly to jail. Do not pass go, do not collect $200
Why?:Jesus Was Never Married (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:I'm Sick of the Swiss (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:Invest In A Condo On Karate Island
Why?:Invest In Shamrock Island
Why?:Is everyone laughing at me?
Why?:Is my computer so slow - maybe because its 5 years old, has a full hard drive, or is trying to run 20 applications at the same time?
Why?:I Wear My Sunglasses At Night
Why?:Keep Trying
Why?:Only link to featured articles
Why?:Punt Various Small Animals, see here
Why?:Purchase a Large City Bridge
Why?:Queering Don't Make The World Work (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)
Why?:Sell Florida Back To Spain?
Why?:Sell California Back To Mexico?
Why?:Sell Alaska Back to Russia?
Why?:Sing with a Sandwich in your mouth?
Why?:Surrender To The Chinese?
Why?:Use Ad Hominem, see here
Why?:You Just Cost Me $6,000 (and one Cadillac), see here (un wp g gun gwp | co gct sw yt)

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Top 50 Wanted Articles[edit]