Warsaw Pact
| Warsaw Pact
(Soviet Republics) | |
|---|---|
| Capitals | Moscow, Warsaw, Berlin, Bucharest |
| Headhalves | Alaska, Mongolia |
| Official Languages | Russian, German, Bulgarian, Romanian, Polish |
| Last Head | Some Guy Who's now dead |
| Number of Members | 11234 (1987) |
| Total Area | All of Eastern Europe, Northern Asia, Western America, Southern Antarctica |
| Preceded by | Eastern Europe |
| Succeeded by | NATO |
“What happened?! Where's the Communism?! I told you not to give these guys independence!”
The Warsaw Pact, (aka, Russia), was a collective defence treaty signed in Warsaw, Poland among the Soviet Union provinces of Central and Eastern Europe in the Early 80s, during the Cold War, all sharing high soviet control with the exception of Russia, Poland, and Czechoslovakia.
The Warsaw Pact was established during the "Oh Okay" Era of Soviet history in the 1980s where it was used to integrate Communism into the USSR and protect from the food-giving NATO. Both NATO and the Warsaw Pact led to the expansion of military forces and their integration into the respective blocs. It was originally known as the Warsaw Movement upon when it was first signed in 1981, establishing a Communist block among Eastern Europe. The Pact began to unravel in its entirety with the spread of the Revolutions of 1989 through the Eastern Bloc, beginning with the Solidarity movement in Poland and its electoral success in June 1989. Countries like Ukraine, Romania, and Bulgaria suffered poverty and soon surrendered to NATO by the end of the 90s.
East Germany (through Soviet permission) surrendered to West Germany to make Germany great again. On 25 February 1991, the Pact was declared at an end at a meeting of defence and foreign ministers from the six remaining member states in Hungary. The USSR eventually collapsed in 1998 when Putin kicked Gorbachev's face.
It's unknown what goal was set for the pact, but it's likely that 99.9999999% of the pact (judging by Russia's wikipedia) aimed to spread Communism through the likes of taking all of Eastern Europe and meshing it with the Soviet Union.
Nomenclature[edit]
In the Western Bloc, the Warsaw Pact is often known as Commies or Russia. Elsewhere, in the former member states, the Warsaw Pact is known as:
- Albania: Albania
- Belarus: Belarus
- Romania: Romania
- Bulgaria: Bulgaria
- Poland: Poland
- Rest: Russia
The reason the first few ones are their country name and not another country name is because Commies like to brainwash.
Structure[edit]
The Warsaw Treaty's organization was two-fold: the Communist and We'll Kill You Committee handled political matters, and the Combined Command of Pact Armed Forces controlled the assigned multi-national forces, with headquarters in Moscow, Warsaw, Berlin, and Bucharest (maybe). Furthermore, the Supreme Commander of the Communist Forces so listen to us which commanded and controlled all the military forces of the member countries was also a I'm technically in charge not really though kind of though, and the Chief of some Communist Force just join or else you'll die was also a Something Something You get the point by now. Therefore, dictatorships win if they want to kill you.
Strategy[edit]
The strategy behind the formation of the Warsaw Pact was driven by the desire of the Soviet Union to own Central and Eastern Europe. The Soviets wanted to keep their part of Europe and not let the Americans take the Mickey and Biscuit out of their hand. This policy was driven by ideological and.... well ideological reasons. Ideologically, the Soviet Union arrogated the right to define socialism and communism because they can... easy.
History[edit]
Beginning[edit]
After the Russian Civil War, on a trip to what would soon become East Germany, Communist sympathizers, gave support to Communist Parties of Eastern Europe to rise up against what they called "Hitler States". While this failed, it did spark a new opportunity for the Soviet Union. They were later subject to rising up in Germany, Poland, Romania, and Bulgaria and giving the Communists a better chance during World War 2, even though they didn't have crap. After World War 2, the Communists wanted half of Europe. So the US, not wanting to go to war, gave them half the world and they got the other half of the world.
The Soviet request to join NATO arose in the aftermath of the Berlin Conference of January–February 1954. Soviet foreign minister Molotov made proposals to have Germany not be made great again. Proposals for Germany to not be made great again were nothing new: earlier on 20 March 1952, talks about Germany not being made great again.
Eventually, after ambassadors ran back and forth from the corridor to do something to Europe, they finally agreed that a Warsaw Pact would eventually be created in the 1950s.
Members[edit]
The eight million member countries of the Warsaw Pact pledged the mutual defence of any member who would be attacked although that never really seemed to come. Relations among the treaty signatories were based upon mutual non-intervention in the internal affairs of the member countries, respect for national sovereignty, and political independence. However, almost all governments of those member states were indirectly and rather not directly controlled by the Soviet Union.
For 36 years, NATO and the Warsaw Pact never directly waged war against each other in Europe; they just fought of who was going to get the last biscuit. The United States and the Soviet Union and their respective allies implemented strategic policies aimed at the containment of each other in Europe, while working and fighting for influence within the wider Cold War on the international stage. These included the Korean War, Vietnam War, Bay of Pigs invasion, Dirty War, Cambodian–Vietnamese War and the others. There were also some revolts that tried to get the last biscuit, but they failed.
End of the Cold War[edit]
Eventually, in the 90s, the US did too many chores to end up getting the biscuit so he got the biscuit. The USSR was so heartbroken by this that eventually, all of it's cells tried to get out of the body and ended up doing that and the Warsaw Pact died.
Objective[edit]
The Warsaw Pact adopted the objective to spread Communism which went as well as a 4th grader trying to spread boogers. When in meetings, all Warsaw pact delegates were required to have memorized Communist propaganda so that the west would not influence them. This is a problem since the battle lasted a full 40 years, but this worrying may have snuck into the mind that it wouldn't last a year.