Kwik-E-Mart

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A Kwik-E-Mart store

Kwik-E-Mart was a convenience store chain with eleven locations in the United States and one in Coquitlam, Canada. It was started in July 2007, but went bankrupt in August. Most of the stores were bought by 7-Eleven.

Major products sold at Kwik-E-Marts were Buzz Cola, Krusty-O's, Squishees, and pink frosted Sprinklicious doughnuts. Duff Beer was not sold, although the Duff Beer company wanted to have it sold. Instead, the store sold a brand-new Duff Energy Drink. Kwik-E-Marts also sold a special edition #711 of the comic book Radioctive Man.

Two Kwik-E-Marts have since been re-opened in the U.S. by different companies, but they are not convenience stores.

There may have been episodes featuring Kwik-E-Marts in the Simpsons, but there is no proof of this.

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