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This page is an archive. The contents have been moved from another page for reference purposes only, and should be preserved in their current form. Discussion or voting on this page is not current. Any additions you make will probably not be read. The current version of this page can be found at Uncyclopedia:CVP.

Excuse me sir, may I pwn you today? For you see, my pwnage levels are dreadfully low.

  • 21:56, March 5, 2007 Hinoa huffed "Excuse me sir, may I pwn you today? For you see, my pwnage levels are dreadfully low." (No.)
  • 18:43, February 21, 2007 Hinoa huffed "Excuse me sir, may I pwn you today? For you see, my pwnage levels are dreadfully low." (And they're about to go even lower.)
  • 18:19, February 20, 2007 Braydie huffed "Excuse me sir, may I pwn you today? For you see, my pwnage levels are dreadfully low." (No you can't.)
Need I really go into any detail here? —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)02:59, 6 March 2007 (UTC)


Oialaaa

  • 19:19, February 17, 2007 Braydie huffed "Oialaaa" (content was: 'OIALAAA IS BETTER DEN U!!!!!!!!!' - I could of sworn it was "BENSON is better than you" or something..)
  • 18:40, February 17, 2007 Braydie huffed "Oialaaa" (Deletion Policy: One-liners.)
  • 17:55, February 17, 2007 Braydie huffed "Oialaaa" (content was: 'You don't understand that === Oialaaa is better den u ===' (and the only contributor was '70.100.226.157'))
  • 16:15, February 17, 2007 Hindleyite huffed "Oialaaa" (content was: 'Oialaaa is better then you.==ADMIT IT!!!!==' (and the only contributor was '70.100.226.157'))
  • 14:50, February 17, 2007 Tompkins huffed "Oialaaa" (content was: 'your just jealous cause you can't stand to admit that Oialaaa is better than you.right, adminisTRAITORS' (and the only contributor was '70.100.226.157'))
  • 09:19, February 17, 2007 Hindleyite huffed "Oialaaa" (1.5 We don't care. Go away.)
  • 20:45, February 16, 2007 Mhaille huffed "Oialaaa" (content was: 'Oialaaa is better den u' (and the only contributor was '70.100.226.157'))
  • 14:49, February 15, 2007 Hindleyite huffed "Oialaaa" (content was: 'Oialaaa was a great man.' (and the only contributor was '70.110.106.132'))
  • 13:23, February 15, 2007 RadicalX huffed "Oialaaa" (content was: 'Oialaaa was a great man.' (and the only contributor was '74.68.52.133'))
  • 18:49, February 14, 2007 Mhaille huffed "Oialaaa" (content was: 'Oialaaa was a great man.' (and the only contributor was '74.68.52.133'))
Another recreation on top of that with the same content is there, but I'm too much of a lazy arse to delete it. Also, just because it worked for Benson doesn't mean it will work for you. After all, most jokes are only funny once. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)18:48, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Oialaaaa also comes here. —Braydie 18:31, 27 March 2007 (UTC)

Leroy Jenkins

  • 12:58, 8 February 2007 Codeine huffed "Leroy Jenkins" (content was: 'Alright, times up, lets do this LEEEERRRRROOOOYYYYYY JENNKKIIINNNNS' (and the only contributor was '217.65.149.59'))
  • 10:51, 5 February 2007 Codeine huffed "Leroy Jenkins" (1.B Not funny for sober people. Read HTBFANJS.)
  • 16:17, 1 February 2007 Mhaille huffed "Leroy Jenkins" (content was: 'TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN COW TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN TRAIN WIPE TRAIN WIPE TRAIN WIPE AAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!!!-------...' (and the only contributor was '168.184.241.226'))
  • 08:53, 29 December 2006 Sikon huffed "Leroy Jenkins" (content was: 'LLLLLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOY JJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJJEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE...' (and the only contributor was '72.145.42.51'))
  • 04:03, 14 December 2006 Hinoa huffed "Leroy Jenkins" (The chicken is over there. Go 'way.)
  • 08:31, 9 December 2006 Sikon huffed "Leroy Jenkins" (NO.)
  • 02:15, 4 November 2006 Tompkins huffed "Leroy Jenkins"
  • 15:57, 31 October 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Leroy Jenkins" (content was: 'leroy rules. plain and simple' (and the only contributor was '209.226.36.10'))
  • 17:57, 14 September 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Leroy Jenkins" (content was: 'LEROY JENKINS ROXES/EAT BABYS' (and the only contributor was '67.78.122.30'))
  • 04:21, 14 September 2006 Spang huffed "Leroy Jenkins" (content was: '#REDIRECT Leeroy Jenkins')


Pete wentz

  • 5 deletions
  • Sometimes it is vanity, sometimes it is slander
  • 29 edits deleted.
--Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:48, 4 February 2007 (UTC)

French military victories

  • 12:02, 1 February 2007 Zombiebaron huffed "French military victories" (1.2.2 Permanently de-Chucking)
  • 11:28, 31 January 2007 Braydie huffed "French military victories" (Please read HTBFANJS.)
  • 12:39, 30 January 2007 Braydie huffed "French military victories" (1.2.2 Permanently de-Chucking)
  • 12:42, 14 January 2007 Codeine huffed "French military victories" (1.A Blatant copyvio. Stolen from albinoblacksheep.com)
Blatant copy vio of "There are none" has been created to many times for my liking. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 16:06, 1 February 2007 (UTC)

VG Cats Forum

  • 02:56, January 25, 2007 Hinoa huffed "VG Cats Forum" (content was: 'Haha, VGCat's forummites suck cocks. :D' (and the only contributor was '69.59.113.34'))
  • 02:45, January 25, 2007 Braydie huffed "VG Cats Forum" (Hopefully that should be enough time.)
  • 13:21, January 22, 2007 Braydie huffed "VG Cats Forum" (1.5 We don't care. Go away.)
  • 21:07, January 21, 2007 Zombiebaron huffed "VG Cats Forum" (content was: 'Hole in the space time-continuum' (and the only contributor was '24.17.254.103'))
  • 14:07, January 21, 2007 Braydie huffed "VG Cats Forum" (1.5.2 Wikipedia hasn't heard of you. Neither have we.)
  • 11:48, January 21, 2007 Braydie huffed "VG Cats Forum" (1.1 Test passed)
  • 06:48, January 21, 2007 Braydie huffed "VG Cats Forum" (1.1.1 Test failed)
  • 05:03, January 21, 2007 Spang huffed "VG Cats Forum" (Vanity/nnp. Codeine's mum has never heard of you. Read UN:VAIN)
  • 04:19, January 21, 2007 Spang huffed "VG Cats Forum" (Vanity/nnp. Codeine's mum has never heard of you. Read UN:VAIN)
I am tempted to make an account there and bitch at them. —Hinoa talk.kun 07:59, 25 January 2007 (UTC)


Injeh

  • 15:58, January 13, 2007 Mhaille huffed "Injeh" (which part of VANITYSHITE are you having the most problems with?)
  • 15:41, January 13, 2007 Mhaille huffed "Injeh" (vanityshite)
  • 15:28, January 13, 2007 Mhaille huffed "Injeh" (vanityshite)
  • 14:40, January 13, 2007 Tompkins huffed "Injeh" (Pretty Please with sugar on top?)
  • 14:35, January 13, 2007 Tompkins huffed "Injeh" (Stop creating this page, please.)
  • 14:33, January 13, 2007 Tompkins huffed "Injeh"
  • 14:13, January 13, 2007 Mhaille huffed "Injeh" (vanityshite)
A side note: I normally give people like this a warning, and a 36-hr. ban on the first repeat. But meh. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 21:02, 13 January 2007 (UTC)


Scott latta

  • 11:22, 11 January 2007 Mhaille huffed "Scott latta" (vanityshite)
  • 18:03, 10 January 2007 Mhaille huffed "Scott latta" (content was: '"He smells"
    ~ Oscar Wilde on Scott Latta' (and the only contributor was '86.130.38.94'))
  • 14:49, 10 January 2007 Mhaille huffed "Scott latta" (vanityshite read UN:Vain)
  • 13:46, 10 January 2007 Mhaille huffed "Scott latta" (vanityshite)
  • 12:23, 9 January 2007 Mhaille huffed "Scott latta" (content was: 'scott latta is stupid' (and the only contributor was '193.164.107.130'))

Mystical Forest Zone

Codeine's Mum rule. Temporary placement. Remove when you want to. --Shrooms.jpgShroom!.gifGay2.gifSir Flammable KUN Prince!.gif (Na Naaaaa...)Gay2.gifShroom!.gifShroomirror.jpg 03:50, 30 December 2006 (UTC)

The Pokémon Episode List Suite

There should be an assload of pages that redirect here that contain some iteration of the words "Pokémon", "episode" and "list." They all suck, and are the exact same article. Furthermore, the user uses open proxies to create them. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:33, 28 November 2006 (UTC)

God is a Girl

  • 11:15, November 27, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "God is a Girl" (Uncyc Deletion Protocol 1.2: Fails quality control. FIRE IN THE HOLE!)
  • 15:35, November 24, 2006 Todd Lyons huffed "God is a Girl" (content was: 'A blatant lie. We all know there are no kitchens in heaven.' (and the only contributor was '68.234.252.130'))
  • 23:56, November 18, 2006 Guest huffed "God is a Girl" (content was: 'hihi' (and the only contributor was '203.214.5.124'))
  • 00:17, November 18, 2006 Spang huffed "God is a Girl" (content was: 'its true' (and the only contributor was '67.165.19.76'))
  • 11:27, November 17, 2006 Hindleyite huffed "God is a Girl" (content was: 'god is a girl because he wants to be. thats the only thing that he can do. is a guy being a girl pretending to be a guy being a girl.' (and the only contributor was '209.34.112.24'))
  • 06:06, November 16, 2006 Todd Lyons huffed "God is a Girl" (Failed QA: Forest Fire Week)
  • 06:11, October 19, 2006 Codeine huffed "God is a Girl" (Eek, Christians! HTBFANJS)
  • 00:30, October 18, 2006 EvilZak huffed "God is a Girl" (This article inherently makes an unverified claim. Upload some pictures of God's tits and we'll allow this article.)
  • 10:09, October 17, 2006 Sannse huffed "God is a Girl" (well, yeah.... but bleh)
  • 22:06, September 9, 2006 Spang huffed "God is a Girl" (content was: 'just kidding' (and the only contributor was '69.34.204.166'))
  • 23:48, September 7, 2006 Spang huffed "God is a Girl" (content was: 'omfg he is no wai' (and the only contributor was '139.130.43.70'))
  • 13:39, September 1, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "God is a Girl" (Factual.)
  • 23:08, August 14, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "God is a Girl" (Factual.)
  • 05:58, August 14, 2006 Mhaille huffed "God is a Girl" (content was: 'GOD IS A GIRL and a song called "GOD IS A GIRL" says so!tom the lephrecuan is the king of all lephrecuans.. hi tom! xPHere is a riddle from god is...' (and the only contributor was 'Redz0r'))

Dear Lord. I had no idea it was THAT bad. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 16:18, 27 November 2006 (UTC)


Poopoo blowjob

  • 20:28, November 23, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Poopoo blowjob" (Uncyc Deletion Protocol 1.11: I'm not drunk, so it's not funny.)
  • 20:11, November 23, 2006 Ogopogo huffed "Poopoo blowjob" (2.6 Ceremonially burnt at Forest Fire Week celebrations)
  • 18:42, November 19, 2006 Mhaille huffed "Poopoo blowjob" (utter shite)
  • 17:16, November 19, 2006 Tompkins huffed "Poopoo blowjob" (content was: 'A Poopoo blowjob is a blowjob that substitutes a penis with feces. This type of blowjob is rather obscure for people who like penises....' (and the only contributor was 'Ken E. Slasher'))
  • 20:29, November 18, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Poopoo blowjob" (Uncyc Deletion Protocol 1.1a: Test failed. Be sure to pick up your consolation prize.)
  • 06:00, October 19, 2006 Codeine huffed "Poopoo blowjob" (wtf)
  • 21:25, October 4, 2006 Tompkins huffed "Poopoo blowjob" (content was: 'Eat my poopoo.' (and the only contributor was '68.60.124.82'))
  • 12:22, September 21, 2006 Spang huffed "Poopoo blowjob" (That was quite something. But don't do it again)
  • 04:22, September 19, 2006 Codeine huffed "Poopoo blowjob" (Gross, unamsing and stupid. HTBFANJS.)
  • 08:56, September 13, 2006 Flammable huffed "Poopoo blowjob" (Yes. NO!)
  • 20:44, August 27, 2006 EvilZak huffed "Poopoo blowjob" (Violates UN:VAIN. Who gives a shit?)

There is no way in hell that this will stop sucking. —Hinoa KUN (talk) 01:31, 24 November 2006 (UTC)

Black man's penis

  • 20:42, 22 November 2006 Codeine huffed "Black man's penis" (wtf)
  • 00:41, 20 November 2006 Ogopogo huffed "Black man's penis" (spammy crap)
  • 23:16, 19 November 2006 Tompkins huffed "Black man's penis" (1.8 First, enlarge your penis)
  • 18:49, 16 September 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Black man's penis" (Found guilty at the tribunal.)
  • 01:07, 18 July 2006 Codeine huffed "Black man's penis" (wtf)

Knut Nærum

  • 18:55, 18 November 2006 Guest huffed "Knut Nærum" (nobody cares if I'm homosexual or not, content was: 'Whoever deletes this is homosexual. I am stupid, but not funny.' (and the only contributor was '83.109.92.86'))
  • 19:32, 26 October 2006 Codeine huffed "Knut Nærum" (content was: '== Knut Nærum ==Knut Nærum, John Aalmås right hand is an evil worshiper of the satanic band D.D.E. He was born in 1951 when he punched himself o...')
  • 09:50, 26 October 2006 Codeine huffed "Knut Nærum" (Kiss me, sweetie)
  • 09:52, 22 October 2006 DWIII huffed "Knut Nærum" (content was: 'I love to shave Knut Nærum in his arm pits.' (and the only contributor was '83.109.91.241'))
  • 15:26, 21 October 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Knut Nærum" (His name is 'Knut'? )

Drew

  • 15:37, 10 November 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Drew" (No, really you can get your own wiki for free)
  • 15:34, 10 November 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Drew" (You know, you can make your own wiki. Go to www.wiki-site.com)

Svyat

  • 19:47, 2 November 2006 Codeine huffed "Svyat" (No.)
  • 22:36, 30 October 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Svyat" (Vanity)
  • 17:52, 14 September 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Svyat" (Really crap vanity)
  • 03:29, 18 May 2006 Flammable huffed "Svyat" (Fails QA)
  • 00:15, 18 March 2006 Isra1337 huffed "Svyat" (NRV expired)


Sockflobbit

  • 02:17, 26 October 2006 EvilZak huffed "Sockflobbit" (content was: '==See Also==*Oscar WildeCategory: Oscar Wilde' (and the only contributor was '212.3.30.130'))
  • 02:41, 11 August 2006 Spang huffed "Sockflobbit" (NRV expired)
  • 05:36, 19 July 2006 MoneySign huffed "Sockflobbit" (content was: '== Everyone is a Sockflobbit ==Everyone has a Sockflobbit is the correct terminoligy. A sockflobbit is the bit of fluff taht gets between...')
  • 07:24, 13 July 2006 Mhaille huffed "Sockflobbit" (content was: '{{OWQ|Sockflobbit}}See Oscar Wilde' (and the only contributor was '84.9.191.52'))
  • 21:51, 8 July 2006 Tompkins huffed "Sockflobbit"
  • 20:11, 2 January 2006 DWIII huffed "Sockflobbit" (content was: '{{NRV|02:08, 3 Jan 2006 (UTC)}}')
  • 17:16, 25 November 2005 Codeine huffed "Sockflobbit" (Let's be honest: Who's *ever* going to type this into the search box? Ridiculous. But not the good kind.)

Pfft

  • 14:24, October 19, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Pfft" (I have a better idea than VPV.)
  • 14:11, October 19, 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Pfft" (Recreated Randumbness)
  • 14:07, October 19, 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Pfft" (Recreated randumbness)
  • 21:33, October 18, 2006 Todd Lyons huffed "Pfft" (Blather)
  • 00:54, October 12, 2006 Spang huffed "Pfft" (content was: 'Pfft' (and the only contributor was '67.49.58.249'))
  • 21:41, October 11, 2006 Todd Lyons huffed "Pfft" (content was: '<div class="usermessage">You are in danger of being Pffted, if you do not want to be pffted, go here.</div>{{Quote|Pfft, that's a pffting d...' (and the only contributor was '66.121.167.13'))

Guilty of eXtreme recreation and suckage. It must be gone'd—PERMANENTLY. —The Right Honourable Major Sir Hinoa KUN UmP UotM Bur MDA NS CM (talk) 18:27, 19 October 2006 (UTC)


BZPower

  • 02:24, 14 October 2006 EvilZak huffed "BZPower" (content was: 'Close If Dupe' (and the only contributor was '70.246.95.251'))
  • 14:15, 24 September 2006 Codeine huffed "BZPower" (Doubt she's heard of this, either)
  • 12:04, 14 October 2005 EvilZak huffed "BZPower" (Au crappyu articleu.)
  • 03:18, 13 October 2005 Splaka huffed "BZPower" (content was: '{{dangerous}} BZPower is a Bionicle fansite. It is generally a harmonious place, but banned members can cause disruption when they are removed.')
  • 11:30, 6 October 2005 Codeine huffed "BZPower" (Vanity schmanity)
  • 04:53, 6 October 2005 Codeine huffed "BZPower" (content was: 'This has had it's content removed by a monkey.' And was crap beforehand anyway.)

317 deleted edits, do not want. I think I'm going to unlock this article on October 14, 2007 and invite someone from this site to recreate it so I can make deleting it an annual tradition of mine. (If I remember, which I won't.) --EvilZak 08:32, 14 October 2006 (UTC)

Manbearpig

  • 14:28, October 6, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Manbearpig" (Fails quality control. FIRE IN THE HOLE!)
  • 13:55, October 6, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Manbearpig" (content was: 'Manbearpig lives in a cave with al gore and on holidays make love.' (and the only contributor was '209.18.49.25'))
  • 16:25, September 25, 2006 RadicalX huffed "Manbearpig" (content was: 'An unholy trinity of man and bear and pig all combined in one. Made popular by the TV show Will & Grace. Grace is actually a manbearpig, so this...' (and the only contributor was '71.133.46.254'))
  • 05:21, September 19, 2006 Codeine huffed "Manbearpig" (Recycled South Park gag)
  • 02:27, June 26, 2006 Tompkins huffed "Manbearpig" (Oh look, the NRV is almost expired... )
  • 02:49, June 18, 2006 Splaka huffed "Manbearpig" (content was: '#REDIRECT South Park' (and the only contributor was 'Electrified mocha chinchilla'))

Is this some sort of twisted joke from South Park? I don't watch South Park (much), so if it is... —Maj.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (18:32, 6 October 2006 (UTC))


OIFY

  • 21:30, October 5, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "OIFY" (REDRUM)
  • 22:29, October 2, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "OIFY" (content was: 'It's full of gays who don't understand it.' (and the only contributor was '12.206.59.238'))
  • 08:21, October 2, 2006 Hindleyite huffed "OIFY" (Recreated Vanity)
  • 13:23, October 1, 2006 Famine huffed "OIFY" (VFD'd)
  • 22:30, July 8, 2006 Tompkins huffed "OIFY"

203 edits in all, and not a single on was worthwhile. —Maj.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) (01:41, 6 October 2006 (UTC))


The Matthew Barnard Show

Ultimate Guitar

Atlantic Records

  • 23:17, 1 October 2006 EvilZak huffed "Atlantic Records" (Your mom taught me how.)
  • 22:56, 1 October 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Atlantic Records" (Not in the Impact typeface.)
  • 11:30, 1 October 2006 Famine huffed "Atlantic Records" (content was: 'YOU SUCK!' (and the only contributor was '72.138.106.33'))
  • 11:19, 1 October 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Atlantic Records" (content was: 'YOU SUCK!' (and the only contributor was '72.138.106.33'))
  • 13:24, 30 September 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Atlantic Records" (Content was along the lines of "you suck," so I guess deletion due to fact vandalism. ^_^)
  • 03:20, 28 September 2006 Codeine huffed "Atlantic Records" (HTBFANJS)
  • 04:26, 23 September 2006 Codeine huffed "Atlantic Records" (substub, stupid)
  • 14:17, 19 September 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Atlantic Records" (content was: '<FONT FACE="Arial" SIZE="1000" COLOR="#333399">'''YOU SUCK'''</FONT>' (and the only contributor was '216.49.106.205')(SO DO YOU))

Yes, every single one of these eight contributions consisted of "YOU SUCK" in some form, and yes, they were contributed by a variety of IPs. I'm sure there's an explanation but no explanation is good enough to make this article not suck. --EvilZak 05:29, 2 October 2006 (UTC)

Grandiosa

  • 13:54, 26 September 2006 Codeine huffed "Grandiosa" (content was: 'Grandiosa is the head organization of all the fat people in Norway. Every one of them live in a place called Blakkstad. Every other saturday they all ...' (and the only contributor was '81.0.141.33'))
  • 11:32, 16 June 2006 Todd Lyons huffed "Grandiosa" (content was: 'Grandiosa (also known as Grandis) is the name of the Norwegian national food. It mainly is a piece of paper with cheese loved by people al...' (and the only contributor was 'Anine'))
  • 11:13, 27 April 2006 MoneySign huffed "Grandiosa" (More like... Grandcrapa...)
  • 09:14, 3 April 2006 Splaka huffed "Grandiosa" (content was: 'The Best Frozen Pizza ever.Take a look at Grandiosa.' (and the only contributor was '152.93.35.190'))
  • 23:18, 23 March 2006 Isra1337 huffed "Grandiosa" (content was: 'Grandiosa is the main dish of the norwegian suciety. norwegians usaly eats it on christmaseave and on 17 may.grandiosa is a pizza hvit cheze and beef...' (and the only contributor was '62.97.180.110'))
  • 20:32, 22 March 2006 Todd Lyons huffed "Grandiosa" (content was: 'Yummy.' (and the only contributor was '85.165.92.114'))
  • 08:01, 11 March 2006 Dawg huffed "Grandiosa" (NRV Expired, na na na, hey hey, good bye!)
  • 15:26, 20 February 2006 Mhaille huffed "Grandiosa" (content was: 'A weird sort of pizza, wich contains a piece of cardboard and some old meat on top of it.Grandiosa was first invented by the Norwegian King, Harald F...' (and the only contributor was '81.0.151.102'))
  • 20:57, 21 January 2006 Gwax huffed "Grandiosa" (NRV expiration)
  • 19:23, 5 November 2005 EvilZak huffed "Grandiosa" (content was: 'frozen pizza with cardboard flavour.')
  • 03:59, 2 July 2005 PantsMacKenzie huffed "Grandiosa" (content was: 'A piece of cardboard with chewing gum on it.')

Duncan

  • 21:50, 24 September 2006 Elvis huffed "Duncan" (vanity)
  • 21:41, 24 September 2006 RadicalX huffed "Duncan" (content was: 'Duncan is the RULER OF THE WORLD. He is ginger and he RULES YOU.He is your master.BOW DOWN TO DUNCAN.' (and the only contributor was '62.3.239.22'))
  • 04:17, 4 December 2005 Rcmurphy huffed "Duncan"
  • 00:54, 4 September 2005 Marcos Malo huffed "Duncan" (content was: 'That which has the quality of 'Dunc)
  • 19:32, 27 June 2005 EvilZak huffed "Duncan" (content was: 'Duncan is Duncan't brother')
  • 03:57, 15 June 2005 Carlb huffed "Duncan" (content was: 'Mythical bloke that everyone would like to have a beer with. aka Dunc')
  • 05:30, 20 May 2005 Rcmurphy huffed "Duncan" (content was: '== Duncan == Words. Composed of words. A many spoonful of words.----Shelf is a store of words. A store a shelf.')
--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 20:56, 24 September 2006 (UTC)

Burvi

  • 23:50, 23 September 2006 Elvis huffed "Burvi" (content before blanking was: 'Burvi e un idiot !')
  • 01:32, 21 September 2006 Famine huffed "Burvi" (content was: 'Burvi e de fapt Mihai Tache.' (and the only contributor was '89.136.152.140'))
  • 14:24, 10 September 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Burvi" (NRV Expired)
  • 10:25, 3 June 2006 Mhaille huffed "Burvi" (content was: 'dd' (and the only contributor was '82.208.151.68'))
  • 17:07, 6 April 2006 MoneySign huffed "Burvi" (Nobody cares about Burvi.)
  • 05:01, 4 April 2006 Isra1337 huffed "Burvi" (looks like slandity)
  • 12:58, 12 February 2006 Splaka huffed "Burvi" (slanvanity)
--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 22:55, 23 September 2006 (UTC)

Smegma

  • Hopeless article, obviously. If you have a good option for it, drop us a line, until then it is assumed to be impossible to write a good version of this article.
  • Deleted 12 bloody times over the last year.
  • 07:12, 22 September 2006 Dawg huffed "Smegma" (Awful. I will ban you mercilessly and all your nearby IPs if you recreate it.)
  • 23:50, 24 April 2006 Isra1337 huffed "Smegma" (NRV expired by more than two weeks)
  • 03:29, 2 April 2006 Splaka huffed "Smegma" (content was: 'mmmm, tasty!' (and the only contributor was '203.206.246.185'))
  • 21:09, 14 January 2006 Flammable huffed "Smegma" (Charming.)
  • 21:54, 5 December 2005 Ogopogo huffed "Smegma" (content was: 'Eww. Smegma, Indeed.')
  • 12:45, 4 November 2005 BobBobBob huffed "Smegma" (content was: 'Smegma is a lovely susbstance created by French DOC Testicles.It looks like sperm. In fact, it is. MTUsign|12:00, 4 Nov 2005 (UTC)')
  • 13:28, 28 October 2005 CRUSHERBOT huffed "Smegma" (CRUSH. BEEP. BEEP. BEEP)
  • 12:18, 26 October 2005 Flammable huffed "Smegma" (Weak, poor, inedible.)
  • 02:27, 19 October 2005 Splaka huffed "Smegma" (content was: '#REDIRECT Undictionary:Smegma')
  • 08:46, 11 July 2005 Rcmurphy huffed "Smegma" (content was: 'dlkdfjgldfkjgd dfg dfg df')
  • 21:28, 7 July 2005 EvilZak huffed "Smegma" (content was: '<math>Insert formula here</math>link titleLink title== Headline text ==')
  • 18:00, 26 June 2005 EvilZak huffed "Smegma" (content was: 'L'air de temps of any uncut immigrant sailor who's been off shore for at least six months.')
Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 13:16, 22 September 2006 (UTC)

Frandom

  • Huffed 5 times.
  • Unoriginal.
  • Not funny.
Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 12:43, 22 September 2006 (UTC)
  • 06:39, 22 September 2006 Codeine huffed "Frandom" (Failed quality control. See HTBFANJS)
  • 06:34, 22 September 2006 Dawg huffed "Frandom" (Don't trashpick for jokes. Other wikis take this cruft, but not uncyclopedia.)
  • 06:33, 22 September 2006 Dawg huffed "Frandom" (don't go trash[icking for jokes. other wikis take this crap)
  • 06:25, 22 September 2006 Elvis huffed "Frandom" (Homstar Runner AHhhhhhhh)
  • 06:07, 22 September 2006 Dawg huffed "Frandom" (poorly formatted, not good enough, huffinated)

FUCKING LEGEND

  • 18:02, 21 September 2006 Codeine huffed "FUCKING LEGEND" (whatever)
  • 11:47, 12 July 2006 Guest huffed "FUCKING LEGEND" (content was: '== Fucking Legend List ==Arnold ShwarrzzeneggerChuck NorrisAdolf HitlerElizabeth Bathory' (and the only contributor was '61.68.222.210'))
  • 13:32, 4 July 2006 Codeine huffed "FUCKING LEGEND" (content was: 'lewis conroy' (and the only contributor was '60.224.250.190'))
  • 19:55, 26 June 2006 Guest huffed "FUCKING LEGEND" (content was: 'The FUCKING LEGEND list was an attempt made by National Geographic in 1741 to determine the top 8491 FUCKING LEGENDS to have lived.The jury consisted ...')
  • 20:16, 2 June 2006 Spang huffed "FUCKING LEGEND" (content was: 'FUCKING LEGENDS:Cynthia McKinney' (and the only contributor was '67.34.244.68') - FUCKING DELETED)
  • 16:51, 11 May 2006 Tompkins huffed "FUCKING LEGEND" (content was: 'Arnold Schwarzeneggar,Bruce Lee,Chuck Norris,Keifer Sutherland,Toto,Eddie Murphy,Sly Stallone,' (and the only contributor was '62.254.128.4'))

Jenelle Winders

  • 19:49, 15 September 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Jenelle Winders" (Vanity)
  • 19:45, 15 September 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Jenelle Winders" (content was: 'Sucks and is a stupid downie.' (and the only contributor was '68.188.98.222'))
  • 19:20, 15 September 2006 Hindleyite huffed "Jenelle Winders" (content was: 'No.' (and the only contributor was '68.188.98.222'))
  • 01:19, 13 September 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Jenelle Winders" (content was: 'sucks!' (and so does the only contributor, '71.10.164.32'))
  • 21:42, 29 August 2006 Mhaille huffed "Jenelle Winders" (content was: 'Jenelle Winders is a sassy little bitch that flips out and has down syndrome. what a cuntfuck she is, if you say a name to her she flips out lik...' (and the only contributor was '71.10.164.32'))

Attack page -- Hindleyite 18:54, 15 September 2006 (UTC)

Aborigine

  • 01:56, September 10, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Aborigine" (That's it. I'm turning respawn off.)
  • 01:51, September 10, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Aborigine" (*sticks katana through skull*)
  • 01:36, September 10, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Aborigine" (Fails quality control. FIRE IN THE HOLE!))
  • 20:37, September 6, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Aborigine" (content was: 'DONT GET ME STARTED ON DEM FLABBODIGINES!!' (and the only contributor was '210.15.254.43'))
  • 03:10, August 24, 2006 EvilZak huffed "Aborigine" (content was: 'To be or not to be, thats the question.' (and the only contributor was '200.162.18.130'))
  • 10:57, January 21, 2006 Todd Lyons huffed "Aborigine" (content was: '#REDIRECT Undictionary:A#Aborigine')

You know, I'm getting sick of Aussies who think this is their playground. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 05:58, 10 September 2006 (UTC)

Amy Rose

  • 19:34, September 2, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Amy Rose" (AAARGH CVP COMING RIGHT UP!)
  • 16:24, September 2, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Amy Rose" (Tried and succeeded. Look, after the Tails incident, I'm not about to start with Sonic character articles unless they make me squirt milk out my nose.)
  • 20:11, September 1, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Amy Rose" (/me just wants all articles about Sonic characters to die...)
  • 14:59, August 2, 2006 Spang huffed "Amy Rose" (content was: 'amy rose is the porn star in sonic the heagehog.' (and the only contributor was '84.69.74.99'))
  • 22:59, July 31, 2006 Flammable huffed "Amy Rose" (Please read HTBFANJS (and the only contributor was '24.147.20.232'))
  • 17:18, July 31, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Amy Rose" (NRV expired; SMASHY!)
  • 13:00, July 14, 2006 MoneySign huffed "Amy Rose" (BURN IN HELL FOR YOUR SINS!!!)
  • 13:25, July 9, 2006 Rcmurphy huffed "Amy Rose" (Fire hazard!)
  • 00:55, June 30, 2006 Tompkins huffed "Amy Rose" (Err... vanity.)

What is it with Sonic characters that compels people to make shitty articles about them?  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  23:38, 2 September 2006 (UTC)

Miles 'Tails' Prower, Tails, and Miles "Tails" Prower

I know it's not exactly kosher to include 3 entries in one heading, but they were identical for all intents and purposes. From first to last, the deletions:

  • 02:29, August 16, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Miles 'Tails' Prower" (Retarded.)
  • 01:58, August 16, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Miles 'Tails' Prower" (content was: '#Redirect Miles "Tails" Prower' (and the only contributor was '61.51.206.249'))
  • 08:53, August 15, 2006 Guest huffed "Miles 'Tails' Prower" (VFD)
  • 02:30, August 16, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Tails" (Sucks ass)
  • 01:58, August 16, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Tails" (content was: '#Redirect Miles "Tails" Prower' (and the only contributor was '61.51.206.249'))
  • 01:37, August 16, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Tails" (Broken redirect.)
  • 13:58, August 18, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Miles "Tails" Prower" (NO.)
  • 02:29, August 16, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Miles "Tails" Prower" (Gay.)
  • 01:58, August 16, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Miles "Tails" Prower" (Fails at life, the universe, and everything.)

Also recreated a fourth time, a redirect to Homosexual this time. The other times were something along the lines of Tails being gay and Sonic not minding. Good riddance to bad rubbish.  >Major Sir Hinoa|Talk|KUN ▋  16:35, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Explosm

  • 112 edits, not a single one of them worthwhile
  • Multiple IP's. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 12:24, 29 August 2006 (UTC)

Kittyslasher films

  • 23:33, August 7, 2006 MoneySign huffed "Kittyslasher films" (Righto..)
  • 22:25, August 3, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Kittyslasher films" (Wait, what's the VFD log doing here?)
  • 15:09, July 14, 2006 Codeine huffed "Kittyslasher films" (content was: 'is film company giving away free ipods. but not vanity, tripe, or a festering peice of goat shit.' (and the only contributor was '24.92.26.37'))
  • 15:00, July 14, 2006 RadicalX huffed "Kittyslasher films" (content was: 'is film company giving away free ipods. but not vanity, tripe, or a festering peice of goat shit.' (and the only contributor was '24.92.26.37'))

Repeat guest on UN:VFD, and all-around crappy article. Oddly enough, this was redirected to CVP by an IP. I have to agree with that, but something's really bugging me about that. —Major insignia.png Major Sir Hinoa (Plead) (KUN) 19:29, 22 August 2006 (UTC)

42 gay squad

  • 11:09, 22 August 2006 Codeine huffed "42 gay squad" (Unmitigated shite.)
  • 20:45, 21 August 2006 Spang huffed "42 gay squad" (Vanity/nnp. Read UN:VAIN)

I know it's only been huffed twice, but it was really, really bad. I mean, ED bad. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:19, 22 August 2006 (UTC)


Owning noob

  • 17:01, 20 August 2006 EvilZak huffed "Owning noob" (content was: 'n shit' (and the only contributor was '203.122.244.203'))
  • 15:10, 19 March 2006 Codeine huffed "Owning noob" (content was: 'Owning noobs is simple, just give tham a headshot or hack.{{MTUsign|07:15, 19 March 2006 (UTC)}}')
  • 15:49, 9 March 2006 Mhaille huffed "Owning noob" (content was: 'welcome to this special, and reely kewl page witch only has absolute complete nonense in it. please feel free to edit this page in any way u like, in...' (and the only contributor was '193.229.102.33'))
  • 17:15, 6 March 2006 Mhaille huffed "Owning noob" (content was: 'dont be stupid she speak good and every thang' (and the only contributor was '221.121.159.250'))
  • 01:34, 6 March 2006 Splaka huffed "Owning noob" (content was: 'a noob is a novice or a gay persone.g. william hackworth.' (and the only contributor was '203.206.56.84'))
  • 12:01, 2 March 2006 Mhaille huffed "Owning noob" (crap)

--EvilZak 23:04, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

G4TV Off Topic Forum

  • 16:32, 20 August 2006 EvilZak huffed "G4TV Off Topic Forum" (Deleted edit #350. I think this page has a slight chance of being a potential CVP page, but I'm not entirely sure on that.)
  • 19:06, 9 July 2006 Rcmurphy huffed "G4TV Off Topic Forum" (content was: 'G4=meh' (and the only contributor was '65.25.59.169'))
  • 19:04, 9 July 2006 Rcmurphy huffed "G4TV Off Topic Forum" (content was: 'XPROX is a fag.' (and the only contributor was '72.147.218.186'))
  • 18:36, 9 July 2006 Tompkins huffed "G4TV Off Topic Forum" (The next person to create this article is banned for 3 months.)
  • 18:21, 9 July 2006 Tompkins huffed "G4TV Off Topic Forum" (content was: 'This article got owned. lol' (and the only contributor was '70.231.233.96'))
  • 23:35, 8 July 2006 Splaka huffed "G4TV Off Topic Forum" (content was: 'asmo owns g4' (and the only contributor was '67.187.160.150'))
  • 21:58, 8 July 2006 Tompkins huffed "G4TV Off Topic Forum"
  • 14:08, 15 May 2006 Flammable huffed "G4TV Off Topic Forum" (Fails vanity policy: points out member names, too factual/unfunny)

View or restore 350 deleted edits? No, thank you. --EvilZak 22:38, 20 August 2006 (UTC)

CHEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK

  • 04:50, 10 August 2006 Tompkins huffed "CHEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK" (content before blanking was: 'matt fickling likes big cumloads in his asswith chillie tooand his mums saliva includedand his dads cheese')
  • 04:44, 10 August 2006 Flammable huffed "CHEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK" (Cry)
  • 09:12, 1 May 2006 MoneySign huffed "CHEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK" (More like... CRAP CRAP TO CRAPPER CRAP CRAP & CRAP CR44P...)
  • 06:56, 3 April 2006 Keitei huffed "CHEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK" (content was: 'The easiest way to bigger your short and thin penis is to simply wait to grow up. In situations where this approach has failed, the appearance of big...')
  • 21:47, 15 March 2006 Rcmurphy huffed "CHEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK" (content was: 'GET A BIGGER PEN15 2DAY. RAEL HERBAL C1ALIS AND V!AGRA, ORDER NOW AND PLEASE UR GIRL LIEK THE HOT 5TUD U SHUD BE.' (and the only contributor was '85.157.16.247'))
  • 07:39, 26 February 2006 Splaka huffed "CHEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK" (ugli!)
  • 18:57, 22 February 2006 RadicalX hacked up "CHEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK" (1 revisions restored)
  • 19:03, 21 February 2006 RadicalX huffed "CHEAP WAY TO BIGGER UR SHORT & THIN D11CK"
HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 04:54, 10 August 2006 (UTC)

French military defeats

  • 01:37, 10 August 2006 Codeine huffed "French military defeats" (This is a wiki, so that won't work. Plus, it's plagiarism.)
  • 17:49, 29 June 2006 Tompkins huffed "French military defeats"
  • 13:00, 12 May 2006 Mhaille huffed "French military defeats" (content was: 'ZE FRENCH ARE ZE DAMN-ED LOUZERS!!ZEY ALZO EAT, DRINK AND ZMOKE TO DAMN-ED MUCH FOR ZEIR OWN DAMN-ED GOOD!!' (and the only contributor was '68.156.179.102'))
  • 12:51, 12 May 2006 Mhaille huffed "French military defeats" (content was: 'ZE FRENCH ARE ZE LOUZERZ!!ZEY ALSO EAT, DRINK, AND SMOKE TO DAMN MUCH FOR THEIR OWN DAMN GOOD!!' (and the only contributor was '68.156.179.102'))
  • 23:23, 16 April 2006 MoneySign huffed "French military defeats" (content was: '#REDIRECT French military triumphs' (and the only contributor was 'Ding'))

Floccinaucinihilipilification

  • Created and deleted 11 times since May.
  • Created and deleted 8 times in the last day.
  • Constantly stupid, no hope for redemption.
Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 14:14, 8 February 2006 (UTC)
Removed: That is normal behavior for the word of the day. --Splaka 21:59, 8 February 2006 (UTC)

Looks like it's back. And you thought you'd lost it for ever... ^_^ --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NotM|+S 03:24, 8 August 2006 (UTC)

Buttsex

  • 12:39, 5 August 2006 Codeine huffed "Buttsex" (Contains tubgirl, therefore deleted without question)
  • 07:33, 16 July 2006 Splaka huffed "Buttsex" (content was: '#REDIRECT:Buttsecks')
  • 01:58, 28 January 2006 Codeine huffed "Buttsex" (content before blanking was: '{{VFD}}')
  • 06:29, 13 November 2005 Splaka huffed "Buttsex" (content was: 'penis into anus. its so tight. it makes me come quick. nigguh.')
  • 18:44, 24 April 2005 Rcmurphy huffed "Buttsex" (content was: '5-car pileup on the hershey highway')

Practically everyone in Norway

  • 01:15, August 4, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Practically everyone in Norway" (content was: '{{NRV|21:16, 3 August 2006 (UTC)}}Practically everyone in Norway are vikings and whale killers.')
  • 11:25, May 1, 2006 MoneySign huffed "Practically everyone in Norway" (More like... Craptically everycrap in Crapway...)
  • 11:18, April 26, 2006 Mhaille huffed "Practically everyone in Norway" (content was: 'Yup, all 13 of them.' (and the only contributor was '85.167.13.236'))
  • 15:10, March 26, 2006 Mhaille huffed "Practically everyone in Norway" (content was: 'Practically everyone in Norway think that the prices in the pubs and clubs are to high. therefore, they make their on liquor and drink themselves ...' (and the only contributor was 'Bentfjes'))
  • 15:59, February 13, 2006 Flammable huffed "Practically everyone in Norway" (WHOAH!)
  • 18:45, February 12, 2006 Rcmurphy huffed "Practically everyone in Norway" (content was: 'Practically everyone in Norway often eat the feces and intestines of wild animals. This is a habit also adapted by the Scots, who enjoy the full packa...' (and the only contributor was '193.217.164.89'))
  • 15:52, January 22, 2006 Keitei huffed "Practically everyone in Norway" (content was: '5 people' (and the only contributor was '81.166.222.208'))
  • 20:31, January 4, 2006 Mhaille huffed "Practically everyone in Norway" (content was: 'are ugly')
  • 08:30, December 20, 2005 Mhaille huffed "Practically everyone in Norway" (content was: Practically everyone in Norway' is a term used to describe the few norwegians whos not living in caves.')

Ladies and gentlemen of Uncyc (yeah, and all you other uncivilised barbarians, too), I present to you a CVP masterpiece, one with a rich and distinguished history dating back over seven months, in multiple incarnations, which have ALL SUCKED RANCID DONKEY BALLS. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 05:20, 4 August 2006 (UTC)

Alfred Belgium

Recreated four times in rapid succession by two IP addresses.

  • 13:25, August 1, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Alfred Belgium" (There are over six billion people on this planet, meaning this joke is not understood by a full 5,999.5 million. Do the math.)
  • 13:21, August 1, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Alfred Belgium" (I'm going to kill people now!)
  • 13:16, August 1, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Alfred Belgium" (This article is in violation of our vanity policies. Do not recreate.)
  • 13:11, August 1, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "Alfred Belgium" (content was: 'Alfred Belgium is the legend who single-handedly founded the entire backyard that is Belgium.' (and the only contributor was '86.143.51.37'))

Unamusing, unfunny to a large part of the population, and just plain sucked. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 17:27, 1 August 2006 (UTC)


Alexander Siddig

  • Vanity that was deleted plenty of times, but always recreated by a similar IP (though not the same one) --⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|NotM|+S 09:21, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Al Sharpton

  • Multiple NRVs, finally forest-fired, locked against idiot recreation - David Gerard 00:08, 16 July 2006 (UTC)

Democratic People's Republic of Iceland

  • Recreation after huffing with threat - David Gerard 23:23, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

Biker Mice From Mars

  • Something Awful forum joke. It's gonna take some real writing to have something at this name that doesn't suck - David Gerard 15:41, 15 July 2006 (UTC)

The Carlow Crab part 2

  • 16:03, July 12, 2006 MoneySign huffed "The Carlow Crab part 2" (Oops, did I delete that?)
  • 15:54, July 12, 2006 Hinoa4 huffed "The Carlow Crab part 2" (Fire in the hole!)
  • 00:52, July 12, 2006 Tompkins huffed "The Carlow Crab part 2" (content was: 'The sequel to the Carlow Crab. It's going to be even better than the original! More updates on the way soon!' (and the only contributor was '208.100.200.191'))
  • 23:15, July 11, 2006 Rcmurphy huffed "The Carlow Crab part 2" (Fire hazard!)
FUCK CARLOW CRAB. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] 20:08, 12 July 2006 (UTC)
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