Mustafar

The volcanic planet Mustafar Hell.

Mustafar (meaning "musty planet far away"), otherwise known as Hell, is a volcanic planet in the Outer Rim of the Universe. Mustafar is notable for being the abode of siblings Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher as well as that of Darth Vader. It is also famous for being the location where the battle between Obi-Wan Kenobi and Anakin Skywalker was fought and the site where the Tower of Barad-dûr was built. Mustafar is a popular tourist destination for crazy people due to its large concentration of lava-spouting geysers and lack of restricting barriers. Wearing a breathing mask while on the planet is highly recommended.

Life

Mustafarian

A Mustafarian in its natural habitat.

The most common life form on Mustafar is the Mustafarian. Mustafarians (Mansa musafaranus) are arthropod-like creatures and are the only species on Mustafar capable of insulting other sentient life forms. Mustafarians have evolved to be able to withstand great heat, a trait only shared by Floridians. Mustafarians come in many types, such as Krabby (pictured), Centiskorch, and Eelektross, similar names to Pokémon. Several sources claim that Satoshi Tajiri violated Mustafarians' privacy to create several Pokémon.

Lava and lava creatures

Lava (Moultus liquidus sentius) are little flea-like bloodsucking insects that attack their target in swarms. A single lavum is not much bigger than a speck of dust, such is the reason that they attack in groups. After sucking their host, lava can assimilate the traits of their host, creating many subspecies such as:

Te Kā preparing a Rasengan.

• Lava wasps. These are lava that have assimilated the traits of the common wasp. These insects' stings "hurt like hell" according to Satoshi Tajiri.
• Lava Spaghetti Monster. This creature has been rated XXXXX by the Ministry of Magic. The lava Spaghetti Monster takes the appearance of burnt pasta while idle, however, it morphs into a likeness of the Mona Lisa and runs away upon detecting life within a radius of 6 feet, following social distancing requirements. If the social distancing boundaries continue to be broken, the Spaghetti Monster will attack the target using tendrils that have reached a temperature of 1,000,000,000,000 degrees Fahrenheit (1°C).
• Te Kā. Upon absorption of Te Fiti, a lavum will morph into Te Kā, a large volcanic giant. Te Kā is very dangerous, being known to kill 0 people a year. Abilities of Te Kā's include the Rasengan, Super Saiyan, and Domain Expansion.

The most efficient way to kill lava is to use a duster. Lava are afraid of dusters, and will turn into ashes the moment one touches them.

Other

• Potato. Despite the hostile conditions, potatoes thrive on this planet. Known predators of lava, potatoes will emit a starchy mixture to trap lava.
• Trees. Trees have recently started to grow back on Mustafar. So far, about 0.00000000000001% of Mustafar is covered in foliage, making this the biggest spread of foliage over Mustafar in 200 years.

Tourism

Mustafar is a popular tourist destination because of its many geological formations, such as volcanoes, volcanoes, volcanoes, and volcanoes. There are also several historical sites that tourists can visit, like the Tower of Barad-dûr and Darth Vader's fortress. All of these sites are inaccessible to the public, making visiting those areas absolutely pointless. Breathing masks are required due to the unnatural amount of ash. However, there are a few areas where it is not required to wear a breathing mask, such as inside your spaceship and nowhere else.

Dangerous factors

Mustafar has been rated Very Dangerous by the Intergalactic Association of Rating Planets Among Other Things by their Level of Dangerousness. The reasons behind this include the large concentration of dangerous things. Many tourists have said that Mustafar is dangerous because of its danger. In fact, Mustafar is so incredibly dangerous that it is dangerous.