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The Pol Pot Noodle is an appealing variant in Cambodia. (Disagree at your own risk.)

Pasta is something that can be put in the mouth that is long, narrow, and generally limp. If the reader will get her/his mind out of the gutter, the term can refer to any of the following:

Paper drinking straws are long, narrow, can be put in the mouth, and Kamala Harris says that they go limp if you don't start your sucking right away, but they are not pasta. But pasta drinking straws are.

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