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Twitter is an internet product, with a large fan-base of "twits", who disperse information in very small text packets, known as tweets. It may be the saddest thing since bereavement, but there are literally thousands of people keeping their friends up to date with their every bowel movement. The users tell their "friends" everything.
Example: I walked on the beach.
The truth: Your friend doesn't NEED to know this.
Reason: Your friend doesn't care.
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27 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Trying to find next version of #blogging. twitpic.com/gfdfg45g

28 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Tried making way to send individual people personalized blogs-- turns out it's called #email and nobody uses it anymore

29 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Asked #forum for ideas... going to try blogs put on physical media.

30 Jun 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Physical media already done called #mail like e-mail, but no e. Anyone have ideas?

1 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Have to poop.

2 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

pooped.

2 Jul 2025Tom Peepers @5741k3r

It's like a dream come true!
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3 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Can't think of ideas. @Hernando keeps bugging me about the oven.twitpic.com/ae74gr5do

4 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

@StMarysPsychWard: @Hernando is so real, stop saying he's not, it makes him angry

5 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Idea: worst thing about blogs is they come in big chunks. What if I want smooth #creamy blogging?

7 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

The #tentacles are starting to bother @Hernando and I.

8 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Attempt one at creamy blogging failed. Warning: do not #butter your Ethernet port.

9 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle is visiting!

9 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

The @Oracle says I should break the blog into pieces to make it creamy. She also says we are all damned to the halls of a thousand eyes.

10 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Never blinking always staring.

12 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

I need: more #goldfish flavored crackers

12 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

#Monitor broken trying to break up blog. crackercrackercrackercracker *zot* twitpic.com/ae8f0jo

13 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

The relations between blogs and #SineWaves are FishCracker-sponential.

13 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

12 cups whiskey cream. Poured down #tentacles to satisfy @clamaxtyll.

16 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Leagues closer to the key of eyes. Involves breaking blogs down BUT making them come faster. Like #bullets.

16 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

All hail @clamaxtyll! Thou who shan't submit to his feathery wrath shall be ended.

17 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

I broke the #code. I made blogs small, and you update them like every hour. twitpic.com/ae74576o

18 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

The advantage with this new communications format is that it's not subject to #viruses, or #trojans.

19 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

rofl…omg i am laughing so hard at this picture of you my friend posted tinyurl.com/AsP15xY

19 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

I cant believe this but there are some real nasty things being said about you here tinyurl.com/AsP15x8

19 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

That's odd. I don't recall doing those last few messages. Maybe @Hernando is playing tricks on me again.

21 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

I just #twoted all over Twitter! Now i gotta clean the mess up.

21 Jul 2025Twitter (official) @twitter

Up-to-the minute status reports of my ascent as the chosen one of @clamaxtyll shall follow. twitpic.com/ae74f44do

13:40See also @morelinks

#twitbook #Facebook #myface #socialernetwork #defacebook #space @valleygurl @DJones @GeorgeP @McElroy @Examtime @Arkboi @Odysseus @OBLaden
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