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Name: Katy
Location: Candyfornia
Bio: Unforgettable, Undeniable. Fine, Fresh, Fierce, I got it on lock.

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Followers 287



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California Gurl

25/f/Candyfornia

Just hopped off my plane at LAX. Damn thing was an hour late.

1:35pm July 1st from Web

Since when do they let black guys do the announcements at the airport? smh.

1:39pm July 1st from Web

RT @Sn00pyd0gg: Greetings loved ones. Let's take a journey

1:40pm July 1st from Web

I hate when creepers follow me -_-

1:40pm July 1st from Web

I don't think i'm in california anymore...

1:47pm July 1st from Web

Pamphlet lied. This grass is white at best.

1:51pm July 1st from Web

Water is contaminated. searching for alternate source.

1:54pm July 1st from Web

Getting thirsty. Search for water continues.

1:58pm July 1st from Web

No water, but gin and juice works too.

2:06pm July 1st from Web

What the fuck is that?!?!?!?

2:11pm July 1st from Web

THAT BITCH FLIPPED ME OFF! IMMA CUT A BITCH! WHERES MY CUTTIN KNIFE?!

2:11pm July 1st from Web

There's a chick in a bubble. Shes kinda hot.

2:19pm July 1st from Web

I kissed a girl and I liked it ;)

2:20pm July 1st from Web

Not to alarm anyone, but these goddam candy canes are fucking snakes.

2:29pm July 1st from Web

Oh wait! This one isn't ;)

2:31pm July 1st from Web

Sunbathing naked on a cloud. hmu

2:36pm July 1st from Web

@Jellogirl was also a good kisser ;) 3:05pm July 1st from Web

This is the second time I've had to rescue a chick from a jell-o block this week. I need new friends.

3:02pm July 1st from Web

Why did my hair change color?

3:38pm July 1st from Web

There are some fucked up creatures in California. And these demonic gingerbread men are pretty weird too.

3:41pm July 1st from Web

Had threesome with the @Jellogirl and the gingerbread man. Ate gingerbread man. Jello girl is starting to look good too.

3:55pm July 1st from Web

@Jellogirl OOPS! Hope we can get past this embarrassing moment. I was still hungry okay?

3:56pm July 1st from Web

Hair changed color again. This is becoming a problem.

4:02pm July 1st from Web

The number of girls trapped in plastic has been surprisingly low.

4:04pm July 1st from Web

Spoke too soon.

4:07pm July 1st from Web

Sunbathing naked on a cloud again.

4:11pm July 1st from Web

One might question where the 8 half-naked dancing girls came from, but not me ;)

4:21pm July 1st from Web

@Sn00pyd0gg you can eat my cupcake ;)

4:22pm July 1st from Web

Cloud turned into Cotton Candy. Not complaining.

4:29pm July 1st from Web

I don't think even @Sn00pyd0gg could get laid in that suit. 4:33pm July 1st from Web

@Jellogirl get my cutting knife. That fucker is back.

4:32pm July 1st from Web

Oh... Shit... it brought friends.

4:33pm July 1st from Web

RT @Sn00pyd0gg: I wonder if she's figured out I want to fuck her yet?

4:33pm July 1st from Web

Sexy dances haven't failed me yet...

4:34pm July 1st from Web

Sexy dances failed me :(

4:36pm July 1st from Web

Attach WHAT to my nipples?!

4:40pm July 1st from Web

I'm willing to try anything once ;)

4:42pm July 1st from Web

This is the third kinkiest thing I have ever attached to my nipples.

4:45pm July 1st from Web

No wait, fourth.

4:46pm July 1st from Web

On a related note, my hair changed color again. Probably should ask a doctor about that. 4:51pm July 1st from Web

So just squeeze and the white stuff comes out? That's what my last boyfriend told me too!

4:48pm July 1st from Web

That fucker who flipped me off is dead. @Jellogirl is fucking its corpse. You go Jello girl!

4:52pm July 1st from Web

I think @Jellogirl is dead.

4:54pm July 1st from Web

RIP @Jellogirl

4:56pm July 1st from Web

Sexy dance party with the King of Candyfornia? I think so.

4:59pm July 1st from Web

Hair changed color again. I think I might be dying.

5:26pm July 1st from Web

Gratuitous cleavage shot.

5:33pm July 1st from Web

I hereby dedicate my twitter page to @Jellogirl, who died the way she lived, with a mouth full of a gelatinous product.

9:14am July 2nd from Web