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Matrix
Matrix is Latin for womb. That's probably not what you were looking for, though. You probably came here looking for an article about the the Matrix, a futuristic therapy to combat depression and free will, or one of the movies in which this therapy is featured. While we don't have articles on the specific movies, we do have a couple of other articles that might interest you:
- Matrixism
- UnNews:People leaving the Matrix in droves after red pill mix-up
- That time I was writing an article about the non-essence of Sparta and wound up making the whole The Matrix trilogy redundant[1]
"Matrix" is also a mathematical term for a jumble of numbers inside square brackets. If Matrix (math) is still a red link when you read this, chances are we don't have an article on matrices. We do, however, have a nice little article on the popular television show P-1MP My Matrix.
Oh, and that guy to the right? He's Enzo Matrix, a character from a CGI-animated cartoon series you've probably never heard of.
Footnotes[edit]
- ↑ True story.
- This is a disambiguation page — words should always mean more than one thing, and we're working hard to ensure that each word you look up refers to at least two completely unrelated articles. If an article link referred you here, you should make it to point directly to the article where you think the confused link-maker thought it would point, or go nuts and pick one at random. Just make sure it doesn't point here.