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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 14 April 2026      21:41  (Huff log)‎ [Spike‎ (4×)]       21:41 Spike talk contribs deleted page Ahahaha....yeeeeeah... ‎(So flagrantly awful it is not even worth a tag: QVFD worthy)       07:57 Spike talk contribs deleted page Uncyclopedia:Pee Review/https://uncyclopedia.com/wiki/UpScrolled ‎(I gave you a review when I tagged the article with {ICU}. 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Recently featured: Gay Pride - Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball - Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner - See Dick - Neolithic Age Did you know... *... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%? ... the film Casablanca takes 102 minutes to tell the story of a guy who gets his ex and her husband to the airport? ... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%? ... the film Casablanca takes 102 minutes to tell the story of a guy who gets his ex and her husband to the airport? ... that the bow-tie is an aphrodisiac worn by male humans which instantly increases the sexual appeal of the wearer by 16%?	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Excuses cited include "washing cart" and "wife pregnant". 1897 - A commuter is canonized for the miracle of having exact change and the miracle of not missing her stop and asking the conductor to back up the train. 1947 - The Miracle on 34th Street occurs when a non-New Yorker holds a door open for someone else. Little did he know that with constant traffic, he would be standing in the same spot for 65 hours. 1949 - All of China is astounded when superhero Chairman brings folding chairs to all Politburo meetings. 1967 - Yoko Ono forms her renegade militant group The Plastic Renegades with the objective of destroying all good music in the universe. 1973 - Cowboy singer Slim Whitman finally sells a record to someone not a member of his family. 1987 - Miracle Whip is deemed "less than miraculous" by the FDA. (pictured) 2002 - Hundreds of Korean children die when they are bussed to the wrong venue instead of being taken to the Youth in Asia Conference in Seoul. 2008 - Somebody was wrong *gasp!* on the internet.
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