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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 11 November 2026      20:51  Template:Recent‎ diffhist -15‎ Spike talk contribs →‎top      20:47  User talk:The Pioneer‎‎ 5 changes history +1,123‎ [The Pioneer‎ (2×); Spike‎ (3×)]       20:47 (cur | prev) +194‎ Spike talk contribs →‎Ga Syapon‎: It's on VFH       17:51 (cur | prev) +146‎ Spike talk contribs →‎Ga Syapon‎: Reply  m    17:17 (cur | prev) +57‎ The Pioneer talk contribs →‎Ga Syapon‎: some clarification       17:08 (cur | prev) +450‎ The Pioneer talk contribs →‎Ga Syapon‎: re       16:57 (cur | prev) +276‎ Spike talk contribs →‎Ga Syapon‎: new section N    20:44  Uncyclopedia:VFH/Gashapon‎ diffhist +685‎ Spike talk contribs Created page with "{{Votevfh |article={{subst:SUBPAGENAME}} <!-- Change this if necessary. --> |nom=~~~~ |scoretext=capsules |fornumber=1 |for= {{For|Nom and For.}} The Japanese coin-operated d..."      20:36  Gashapon‎‎ 2 changes history -2,979‎ [The Pioneer‎; Spike‎]       20:36 (cur | prev) -30‎ Spike talk contribs →‎top: {{VFH}}; rewrote last paragraph of Intro; avoided stacking graphics       17:52 (cur | prev) -2,949‎ The Pioneer talk contribs Restructured around gashapon: Ga Syapon condensed into the etymology, Wakkagi Theory tied to how the machines are actually used; author's quotations kept; red links and empty categories removed N    20:25  Gachapon‎ diffhist +22‎ Spike talk contribs Accept variant given at Wikipedia Tag: New redirect      19:52  (User creation log)‎ [Irhaahmed‎; Habsburg122‎; Georgeoliver‎; Cecelia68V‎; CarrolBoehm1‎; AbigailMilson90‎]       19:52 User account AbigailMilson90 talk contribs was created ‎       14:17 User account CarrolBoehm1 talk contribs was created ‎       11:52 User account Habsburg122 talk contribs was created ‎       10:44 User account Irhaahmed talk contribs was created ‎       10:30 User account Georgeoliver talk contribs was created ‎       09:40 User account Cecelia68V talk contribs was created ‎      17:54  User talk:Romartus‎‎ 4 changes history +1,254‎ [Spike‎; The Pioneer‎ (3×)]       17:54 (cur | prev) +1‎ The Pioneer talk contribs →‎Ga Syapon: indent       17:53 (cur | prev) +537‎ The Pioneer talk contribs →‎Ga Syapon: moved to Gashapon and restructured       17:49 (cur | prev) +333‎ Spike talk contribs →‎Ga Syapon: Perhaps use {Title}       16:57 (cur | prev) +383‎ The Pioneer talk contribs →‎Ga Syapon: comment      17:51  Move log The Pioneer talk contribs moved page Ga Syapon to Gashapon ‎(Main topic is gashapon, the existing toy; the philosopher becomes its humorous origin (see User talk:Romartus#Ga Syapon))  m   16:50  Ga Syapon‎ diffhist +9‎ The Pioneer talk contribs Fixed Wikipedia link. 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In the news US House tries controversial plan to solve problems before deadline Farage creates, wins crisis‎ (pictured) Burr and Hamilton to settle differences with a cage fight The King is dead Iranian trumps Trump Hegseth orders attack on the Moon Obama photographed with aliens Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints On this day... November 11: Red Warmongering Llama Day, First World War Appreciation Day (Commonwealth States) 1914 - Archduke Franz Ferdinand is assassinated in Bosnia. His final words are: "I know I won't be leaving here (with you)." 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They eat all humans they can find in a cheese and white whine sauce. 1922 - In a widely-criticized, conservative move, writer Kurt Vonnegut is born. 1924 - Llamas gain the vote; Emmeline Pankhust is stunned. 1932 - Hitler holds his first country-wide orgy. 1945 - In response to a ravaged Europe following World War II, the Dolly Llama proposes a 'let's all chew on a big tin can' policy. 1975 - The day after the Edmund Fitzgerald sinks with a load of llamas, Gordon Lightfoot releases a ballad by the same name leading to speculation he orchestrated the tragedy. 1983 - Pop sensations Llamarama reach the top of the UK singles charts. 1985 - Austrian rock singer Falco records "Rock Me Amadeus". Llamas find they cannot hum along to it. 1987 - Andre the Giant famously disrupts the 2-minute silence at 11AM in the United Kingdom after needing a dump in Australia. Cannon-ball size lumps of lethal feces explode the toilet, and most of the area around him. Steve Irwin is sent to wrestle Andre down, but loses, and is nearly killed after being thrown from Perth to North America. 1991 The Czech Republic and Slovakia officially split, citing irreconcilable differences.
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