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We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about... ... that sufficiently advanced magic is indistinguishable from science? ... that back in my day, we didn't have no fancy Did you know sections on our wikis? We had to get all of our factoids from the library, like decent folk! And after we walked there barefoot across three counties 'cause bicycles hadn't been invented yet, we had to teach ourselves how to read the books - none of that fancy free-contents education you kids're all on about...	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April 21: Rome's Birthday (Italy) 1700 BCE - Emperor Palpatine kills Jamie Lynn Spears and then uses the Force to get Shmi Skywalker pregnant with Anakin. 753 BCE - Rome is founded by Romulus and Remus after building it in a day. 752 BCE - The Romulans declare an uneasy truce with the rest of the humans on Earth. 749 BCE - A group of Romulans unable to get dates known as the 'vool-cahns' decide to leave Earth and start their own planet. 1349 - The Spanish Inquisition is not expected. 1350 - A Belgian man expects the Spanish Inquisition, and is promptly beaten to death. 1684 - Isaac Newton proposes the idea of "gravity". It is rejected by non-seculars, and Newton is laughed at and beaten. 1836 - Sam Houston royally teabags Santa Anna and his sleepy Mexicans. 1900 - Creamed corn is deemed just thing to spice up that Sunday dinner. 1918 - French whores rejoice: "The Yanks are cumming" proves true and profitable. 1955 - Bob Hope decides this radio thing is old and busted. If only he knew. 1966 - The Girl from Ipanema is discovered to be like a samba that, swings so cool and sways so gentle, that when she passes each one she passes goes "a-a-ah!" 2003 - Homosexuals finally learn to use a keyboard with two hands. 2006 - April 21st decides to change its name to July 14th. July 14th does not approve and in retaliation changes its name to August 25th, and refuses to acknowledge the month of April any more. This leads to a mass surge in calendar production when everyone takes sides - April lovers stick to the original 12 month calendar, whereas July fanciers take up a new streamlined 11 month number, with pictures of kittens on it. Everything goes back to normal the next day when Mr. T pities April 21st. 2010 - The Spanish Inquisition expects the Spanish Inquisition, and is promptly befuddled resulting in an impromptu tea/ riverdance party that leads to the very fabric of space and time ripping apart. The noitisiuqnI hsinapS meanwhile is not amused.
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