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Adam shouts "Look over there!" and runs away, thus inventing The Oldest Trick in the Book. 3998 BCE - Adam tells Eve her shoelaces are untied and flicks her in the nose, thus inventing The Second-Oldest Trick in the Book. 27 CE - Jesus says he sees a giant killer land shark, and uses the distraction to grab many loaves and fishes from his wagon. 1458 - A small child in London shouts "Look, a duck!" whilst pointing in the air to buy himself enough time to rob the city while the population is staring pointlessly at the sky. 1831 - While picking cotton, Nat Turner shouts "Look at all those aboltionists!" and runs away, successfully escaping slavery. 1832 - Nat Turner is hanged. 1911 - A Louvre employee remarks "My stars, what is that?," then steals the Mona Lisa. 1940 - Leon Trotsky is killed with a pickaxe in Mexico. His last name reminds me of a horse. 1959 - President Dwight D. Eisenhower exclaims "That woman is topless!", signs Hawaii into statehood while everyone is distracted. 1967 - Carrie-Anne Moss distracts her mother long enough to escape from uterus. 1976 - Korean War: Operation Paul Bunyan takes place. An American invasion force is distracted when North Koreans yell "Look at that giant tree," causing angry Marines to forget their mission and focus on chopping it down. 1995 - Monica Lewinsky screams "Oh no, a vast right-wing conspiracy," fellates Bill Clinton while he's looking around exclaiming "Where? Where?" 2003 - Edna Turnington of Gloucestershire purchases seven pounds of ground beef. 2010 - HOLY CRAP THERE'S A GIANT SPIDER ON THE WALL BEHIND YOU! 2011 - The US government tells its citizens, "Look over there at all those bad people in the Middle East!" While the population looks on to see what happens, their income tax is raised to 99%.
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