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  • 1294 - The armies of Kublai Khan would fail to invade Europe due to the distractions of arcade games and lousy pizza and wine in Chuck E. Cheese restaurants they encounter. The Great Khan himself succumbs to the lure of prize tickets exchangeable for gaudy trinkets and would fall off a pony ride in one of the restaurants in the Samarkand region. This led to his death despite his happiness at winning a pencil topper.
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  • c.1880 - The tango is invented to allow Argentians to air out their pits and crotches during a particularly humid summer.
  • 1921 - Sinead O'Connor is arrested for indecent exposure in a coma ward.
  • 1945 - The Manhattan Engineering District achieves its first major success, giving the ability of flight to a medium-sized mouse.
  • 1982 - Adventurous masturbators discover Peter Gabriel's Shock the Monkey and find out that even 9 volts is pretty much the limit. Emergency room staff are highly amused by the experiments and compare the resulting odor to be something like pork barbecue.
  • 1987 - The United States Supreme Court rules that disciplining your monkey near a sleeping stranger (pictured) is unconstitutional.
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