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December 27: Invention of the Artificial Vagina 42 - 9th anniversary of the first anniversary. 537 - Emperor Justinian I officially opens the Hagia Sofia in Constantinople with a vicars and tarts party. 1521 - Fanatical protestant preachers arrive in Wittenberg to burst party balloons and declare the apocalypse is coming their way. 1703 - Portugal and Britain sign a trade deal to give the former better access to England's wine guzzlers. Port becomes very popular but results in a lot of gouty old men. 1831 - Charles Darwin boards the HMS Beagle, and begins his lifelong mission to undermine God and all that is decent. 1939 - Adolf Hitler becomes frustrated when Germany's top scientists fail to invent the artificial vagina. 1944 - Winston Churchill invents the artificial vagina and is hailed a hero. 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