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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 15 April 2026      14:01  User:Wikipedia Hater‎ diffhist -3‎ Wikipedia Hater talk contribs N    13:57  Minor key‎ diffhist +443‎ Wikipedia Hater talk contribs Created page with " '''Minor key''' as a tool by a Bet777hoven used to punish musicans to learn a play piano in the School used in 1800 to today (rare) you do..."      13:47  H. G. 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OP's original version is still in the history, if he's serious about contributing      15:16  User:IDKIDK67‎ diffhist +35‎ IDKIDK67 talk contribs      15:14  Huff log Spike talk contribs deleted page User:IDKIDK67/UpScrolled ‎(OP copied to mainspace) (continued...) Recently featured: Gay Pride - Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball - Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner - See Dick - Neolithic Age Did you know... *... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you? ... if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear it, Bishop Berkeley will get into a fistfight with William of Ockham? ... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you? ... if a tree falls in the forest and no one's there to hear it, Bishop Berkeley will get into a fistfight with William of Ockham? ... that the rumors that you are paranoid were started by someone who's out to get you?	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Today's featured picture [vote] GuitarStatue.png GuitarStatue.png - 16.5 Stone Cold Divinities of Rock ( 18.5 / 2 ) Symphonia, the Greek goddess of rock (Opera in Roman mythology) was one of the lesser goddesses born to Tethys and Oceanus. She is said to bless those who truly appreciate "a killer riff" by turning herself into a sculpture made out of stone (it is assumed marble). She is considered a lesser goddess because this happened only once. Image credit: Zombiebaron
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