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Description of matched rule: Apparent spambot)      00:47  Delonte West‎ diffhist +47‎ Spike talk contribs →‎So, did he really do LeBron's mother?: Referencing today's NY Post article 15 October 2026      23:11  Block log Abuse filter talk contribs blocked DorothyUiy talk contribs with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎(Automatically blocked by abuse filter. Description of matched rule: Apparent spambot) (continued...) Recently featured: Gay Pride - Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball - Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner - See Dick - Neolithic Age Did you know... *... that Martin Van Buren is a total dick and nobody likes him? ... that a live action version of Steamboat Willie is set for release next summer? ... that Martin Van Buren is a total dick and nobody likes him? ... that a live action version of Steamboat Willie is set for release next summer? ... that Martin Van Buren is a total dick and nobody likes him?	In the news US House tries controversial plan to solve problems before deadline Farage creates, wins crisis‎ (pictured) Burr and Hamilton to settle differences with a cage fight The King is dead Iranian trumps Trump Hegseth orders attack on the Moon Obama photographed with aliens Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints On this day... This sign was erected on October 20th...no, wait, it was the 21st. Never mind. October 20: Run Out of Ideas for Uncyclopedia Anniversaries Day 1735 - A French pot head trips on the remains of Napoleon, nobody gives a damn except for a very young Keith Richards. 1846 - Engrish troops invade Minnesota, realize they took a wrong turn on the way to France and turn around. Indians scalp and rape several. Queen Victoria then leads the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers in revenge raids after defeating Batman and UltraZachary Taylor. 1864 - Abraham Lincoln issues the Emancipation Proclamation as a joke; unfortunately, nobody gets it. 1965 - A flying saucer lands in California, Scientology briefly becomes popular, at least until the government fire bombs all the celebrities. A massive cover up ensues but is discovered by an intrepid pair of FBI agents, Yogi and Boo Boo. 1969 - Oscar Wilde is discovered painting a mosaic of Islamic extremists with his urine. Extremists eat sacred cows in retaliation. Gandhi is shocked and appalled, the movie Gandhi II is released as a result of real world events. 1980 - The world is taken over by the governmen... er... um... Hey guys, how are you? What with those guns pointed at my head? Everything suddenly turns black. I awaken in a dimly lit room with only a hamster turning a wheel. The hamster stops and says, "You have just won $1 million in the American Clearinghouse Sweepstakes!" I wake up and it's only a dream! I open the paper and see the world is taken over by the governmen... er... um... Hey guys, how are you?... 1982 - Mount St. Helens erupts in Washington, killing several million hikers and causing US$390 trillion in damage. Government cover up of the tragedy includes flying monkeys with super-soakers. 1988 - Two U.S. Army roflcopters collide in Fort Campbell, Kentucky, killing 1337 squirrels. 1990 - South Korean scientists recreate Mohammed from cloned DNA of a chihuahua. 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