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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 22 September 2026      12:32  Sperm count‎‎ 2 changes history +162‎ [Spike‎ (2×)]  m    12:32 (cur | prev) 0‎ Spike talk contribs →‎Accuracy: Resize       12:28 (cur | prev) +162‎ Spike talk contribs →‎Accuracy: Details on Theranos; add photo      12:27  Upload log Spike talk contribs uploaded File:Elizabeth Holmes.jpg ‎(Fraudster Elizabeth Holmes of Theranos. 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In the news US House tries controversial plan to solve problems before deadline Farage creates, wins crisis‎ (pictured) Burr and Hamilton to settle differences with a cage fight The King is dead Iranian trumps Trump Hegseth orders attack on the Moon Obama photographed with aliens Trump breaks the Mustache Mafia Hegseth orders drone attack on Santa Claus Trump renames Christmas Uncyclopedia implements funny ban Miley Cyrus lends her wrecking ball to Donald Trump Prince Andrew to go into permanent exile John Bolton is indicted Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints On this day... September 22: Autumnal Unquinox, Annual Shout at the Elderly Day 66 CE - Emperor Nero creates the Legion Italica, who wrote in all italics. 1465 - Aztec tourists discover autumn in the resort town of Equinox, Vermont, a town named for an Aroostook chief who tended to fall off his horse. 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