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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 14 January 2026      16:37  Formula 1‎ diffhist +52‎ 149.19.46.43 talk      14:18  User creation log User account Disturbance12345 talk contribs was created ‎ N    14:11  User talk:2607:FB90:3714:106D:56BE:37E2:9C24:7110‎‎ 2 changes history +631‎ [2607:FB92:2985:9A05:803A:16C0:FC7E:82E1‎ (2×)]       14:11 (cur | prev) +2‎ 2607:FB92:2985:9A05:803A:16C0:FC7E:82E1 talk Tag: Anon edited userspace or made big deletion N     14:11 (cur | prev) +629‎ 2607:FB92:2985:9A05:803A:16C0:FC7E:82E1 talk Created page with "==Unblock request Hi @User:Spike (My IP changed again). I was blocked without explanation as a "Vandal" when all I did was create a page for Willy on wheels, and add..." 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