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Recently featured: Gay Pride - Super Smash Bros: Xtreme Beach Volleyball - Ernest Hemingway's Cookery Corner - See Dick - Neolithic Age Did you know... *... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you? ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes? ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you? ... that, despite the invention of the doorbell, knock-knock jokes have yet to be replaced by ding-dong jokes? ... that hitting your kids may be beneficial to their health, or at the very least amusing to you?	In the news Florida to use Cracker Barrels as immigration checkpoints (pictured) Flying Dildos dominate the WNBA Epstein list emerges Miss England to Miss World: I'm out Qatar gifts Trump an airplane Popeye deported for gang-related tattoos DOGE calls on Uncyclopedia Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration Trump tees up new American empire Elon Musk prepares for world government I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong US polls are broken ( listen) DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote Lebanon upgrades comms gear Ohio city goes to the dogs On this day... September 11: International Worst Inventions Ever Day 13,800,000,000 BCE Universe invented. Previous universe wiped out due to Large Hadron Collider collision. 3000 BCE - Egyptians invent papyrus. Moments later, the paper cut is invented. Still some moments later, some pretty expressive swear words are invented. 33 CE - Judas invents the noose while just hanging around. 100 CE - Romans invent the wedgie to torment Christians. 911 - Nostradamus, having predicted 9/11, invents the telephone number 911. 1753 - An Oxford University student invents the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard. 1883 - The Worst Invention of the Year is a tossup between Islamic Fundamentalism (Middle East) and Christian Fundamentalism (United States). 1934 - Aviation pioneer Igor Sikorsky invents the helicopter ejection seat. 1939 - Inspired by an awful experience at summer camp, Hitler invents his own franchise of camps. 1945 - Morning After Pill not yet invented; George H.W. Bush and Barbara Bush invent George W. 1961 - Hair scientists invent the mullet (pictured). The nesting bird population increases dramatically. 1968 - The internet is developed, sporting six-pack abs and huge rockets and not an ounce of fat. However, 30 years later... 1972 - Construction of the Trans-Amazonian Highway is completed. Lesbian Amazonians are slightly miffed. 1981 - Road rage is invented when the Trans-Amazonian Highway is extended through your cubicle. 2001 - An aircraft magnet is accidently turned on in the Pentagon. 2001 - Osama Bin Laden invents the world's first airplane/building hybrid 2001 - American Airlines mysteriously loses 2 planes. 2002 - Emo movement is saddened but remains vaguely hopeful when it is invented. 2002 - The White House invents WMD. 2006 - An antigovernment father spends the day without turning on TV or radio, insisting that he doesn't want to hear about what happened five years ago, but in truth, hasn't paid the electricity bill.
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