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Infinity BCE - God is born. 13 trillion BCE - God receives the universe as a birthday present and breaks it six days later. 3200 BCE - S'dhkai, a Canaanite, is struck down by lightning when he forgets God's birthday. 2500 KFC - Israelites hold a birthday party for God, mistake him for a gold cow. 1 CE - God has His first child... with hilarious results! 1000 - God is scheduled to make a special birthday speech to the world, but cancels at the last minute. 1609 - Gordon Edgeway and George Bennett are fused together in a nuclear fusion reaction; the resulting matter is named Gordon Bennett. 1873 - The Panic of 1873 begins. 1874 - The Drinking Binge of 1874 begins. 1875 - The Mother of All Headaches begins. 1997 - National referendum in Wales - an overwhelming majority (87.13%) vote yes on a motion to send out for pizza. 1998 - Jenna Jameson beats off stiff competition to take an Oscar for her part in 7-Up. 2000 - God is scheduled to make a special birthday speech to the world from Paris, but cancels at the last minute again. 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