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And likes it as much as she did the first time. 1986 - I discover my mom likes your weiner because she collects McDonald's coffee stirrers. 1999 - Prince continues to party. 2009 - Millions of Americans suffering from insomnia are miraculously cured when Jimmy Fallon receives his own late night talk show.
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