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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 27 January 2026      10:10  (User creation log)‎ [TheronSiebenhaar‎; KaceyMash99‎; AlanaWhite40767‎]       10:10 User account TheronSiebenhaar talk contribs was created ‎       05:52 User account AlanaWhite40767 talk contribs was created ‎       05:21 User account KaceyMash99 talk contribs was created ‎      08:06  Block log Abuse filter talk contribs blocked DelM341444486118 talk contribs with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎(Automatically blocked by abuse filter. 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