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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 6 February 2026      02:00  Horse‎‎ 2 changes history +60‎ [Zzzzx‎ (2×)]       02:00 (cur | prev) -4‎ Zzzzx talk contribs →‎Appearance       01:58 (cur | prev) +64‎ Zzzzx talk contribs →‎Appearance      01:53  User creation log User account Zzzzx talk contribs was created ‎      00:45  HowTo:Eat an orange‎ diffhist -64‎ Gergdown talk contribs Here you go Spike      00:18  User talk:Gergdown‎‎ 3 changes history +1,262‎ [Spike‎; Gergdown‎ (2×)]       00:18 (cur | prev) +558‎ Spike talk contribs →‎UnNews:NASA bamboozled after North Star disappears‎‎: Done  m    00:05 (cur | prev) -1‎ Gergdown talk contribs You know... 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