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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 21 December 2024      13:34  Template:Korea topics‎ diffhist +18‎ Spike talk contribs Link to Norse Korea      13:33  Korea‎ diffhist +133‎ Spike talk contribs Link to Norse Korea      11:07  Template:Recent‎ diffhist +17‎ Spike talk contribs      11:03  Huff log Spike talk contribs deleted page Switzerden ‎(Written like a travel brochure, chatty, first-person, no one will look it up (reader has to guess the punch line to read the joke)) N    11:00  Norse Korea‎‎ 5 changes history +3,035‎ [Spike‎; 2A02:2149:8BAC:EA00:8051:85ED:CC45:DCE2‎ (4×)]       11:00 (cur | prev) +34‎ Spike talk contribs House style       03:37 (cur | prev) +130‎ 2A02:2149:8BAC:EA00:8051:85ED:CC45:DCE2 talk       03:06 (cur | prev) +55‎ 2A02:2149:8BAC:EA00:8051:85ED:CC45:DCE2 talk       03:03 (cur | prev) +83‎ 2A02:2149:8BAC:EA00:8051:85ED:CC45:DCE2 talk N     02:58 (cur | prev) +2,733‎ 2A02:2149:8BAC:EA00:8051:85ED:CC45:DCE2 talk Created page with "Norse Korea is a land shrouded in mystery, where the thunder of war echoes not only across its borders but also in the halls of Valhalla. 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