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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 18 December 2025      00:54  Spike Milligan‎‎ 2 changes history +257‎ [Spīke Mílligan‎ (2×)]       00:54 (cur | prev) -1‎ Spīke Mílligan talk contribs →‎Movie Debut       00:53 (cur | prev) +258‎ Spīke Mílligan talk contribs joke based on true story      00:52  User creation log User account Spīke Mílligan talk contribs was created ‎ 17 December 2025      14:22  (Block log)‎ [Abuse filter‎ (3×)]       14:22 Abuse filter talk contribs blocked GeraldSturgis2 talk contribs with an expiration time of infinite (account creation disabled) ‎(Automatically blocked by abuse filter. 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Day (Detroit, MI), Beginning of Blueberry Harvest Season c.4000 BCE - The Chinese invent the concept of revenge, making possible every future martial arts movie. 927 - The Brits conquer and kill all the Engs but named the country England as a sign of good sportsmanship. 1712 - The first blueberry harvest in Canada is cancelled after all the blueberries and most of the blueberry pickers are eaten by bears. 1714 - In New England, crushed blueberries are added to white house paint to create the color Colonial Blue. Many colonists' houses are eaten by bears as a result. c.1860 - Pierre Michaux and Pierre Lallement invent the velocipede, an early type of bicycle. They turn their backs for a moment and the bike is stolen by time traveler John Titor to keep Dr. Who from buying one. 1219 - Some random middle aged guy could've figured out that the year and day were the same (12/19/1219) but he was in the Middle Ages and thus was too busy jousting. 1912 - Some random middle aged gentleman from Britain realises that the year and day were also the same, (19/12/1912) and commemorates his 693-yr old American ancestor by pillaging, drinking and regretting [it]. 1963 - Paul Hindemith's pancreas explodes, killing him a second time and 36 others a first time as he flew over Lakewurst, New Jersey. The music community rejoices once more. 1974 - International Christmas Day is announced by the International Foundation of Kids Who Can't Wait Another Week. 2001 - Michael Flatley's gay porn music and dance extravaganza Lord of the Rings is released to a largely horrified reception by janitors who wax floors. 2006 - Mike Ditka saves the world from Vin Diesel anti-chavs. Then Vin Diesel steals his bike. 2012 - Chuck Norris saves the world from Mike Ditka when the Roundhouse (London) kicks him in the foot. Whitney Houston gains intelligence and steals Chuck's bike.
Today's featured picture [vote] Jesus on raptor.JPG Jesus on raptor.JPG - 29.5 total votes ( 29.5 / 0 ) Some modifications have been made to the newest translation of the Holy Bible. In this scene (often called "Palm Sunday"), Jesus is now riding a raptor. While this was partially made to help make Jesus more accessible to Today's children, the decision was also made because certain Christians didn't want people to be able to say that Jesus was "riding someone's ass" that day. Both scientists and fundamental Christians question the historical accuracy of this account. From the New Cooler Edition: "And Christ touched the Velociraptor, and the Velociraptor was tamed." Luke 13:37 (NCE) Image credit: Tshell
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