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  • 1452Christopher Columbus is outvoted on naming the Santa Maria, The Shitbag.
  • 1453 – Columbus sells children into sex slavery, starting an American tradition. It will ensure an unending supply of future mass murderers so that newsfeeds will have something to write about.
  • 1776Thomas Jefferson asks for his first two-week extension on the Declaration of Independence.
  • 1863 – Rain causes International Celebrate Yesterday Day to be put off until the next day; mass confusion results.
  • 1900 – John Jefferson of Oak Ridge, PA awakes from forty-year sleep. He dies of asphyxiation inside his coffin.
  • 1942 – The Battle of Midway begins with a surprise attack on Konami. (pictured)
  • 1946 – The father of Donald Trump screams at his son on a regular basis, creating the president we know and love today.
  • 1976 – Americans celebrate the bicentennial of Thomas Jefferson asking for his first two-week extension on the Declaration of Independence.
  • 1980 – Every child abuse offender is released in Texas due to prison overcrowding and a decline in child abuse.
  • 1989 – Many young people are gleefully beaten, killed, and abused in the Tiananmen Square massacre.
  • 2006 – June 3rd, 2006 is celebrated despite it being International Celebrate Tomorrow Day.
  • 2013Republicans and nostalgists yearn for the good old days of killer influenza and other fatal diseases, as well as incessant war; they prove not to be satisfied with just the latter today.

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GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia!

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