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Today's featured article List of abbreviations: N This edit created a new page (also see list of new pages) m This is a minor edit b This edit was performed by a bot (±123) The page size changed by this number of bytes 18 May 2022 N    16:48  Uncyclopedia talk:Anniversaries/May 18‎‎ 2 changes history +447‎ [Spike‎; ColdStarfish494‎]       16:48 (cur | prev) +224‎ Spike talk contribs Request declined N     16:16 (cur | prev) +223‎ ColdStarfish494 talk contribs →‎Protected edit request on 18 May 2022: new section N    16:46  User talk:SpiderBreadIRL‎ diffhist +509‎ Spike talk contribs {Oh Dear}, reverted      16:44  Movie‎‎ 2 changes history 0‎ [Spike‎; SpiderBreadIRL‎]  m    16:44 (cur | prev) -74‎ Spike talk contribs Appended mention isn't explained and isn't funny Tag: Rollback       16:34 (cur | prev) +74‎ SpiderBreadIRL talk contribs      16:41  (Move log)‎ [Spike‎ (2×)]       16:41 Spike talk contribs moved page UnNews:User:ColdStarfish494/UnNews:Elon Musk Plans To Buy Doge Himself to User:ColdStarfish494/UnNews:Elon Musk Plans To Buy Doge Himself without leaving a redirect ‎(It got me again)       16:38 Spike talk contribs moved page UnNews:Elon Musk Plans To Buy Doge Himself to UnNews:User:ColdStarfish494/UnNews:Elon Musk Plans To Buy Doge Himself without leaving a redirect ‎(Mercy-move, will explain) N    16:40  User talk:ColdStarfish494‎ diffhist +527‎ Spike talk contribs {Oh Dear}, mercy move      16:15  User:BOBWILLX13‎ diffhist +52‎ BOBWILLX13 talk contribs link Tag: Visual edit N    15:55  UnNews:Elon Musk Plans To Buy Doge Himself‎ diffhist +1,293‎ ColdStarfish494 talk contribs Elon Will Buy Doge.      15:38  (User creation log)‎ [SpiderBreadIRL‎; ColdStarfish494‎]       15:38 User account ColdStarfish494 talk contribs was created ‎       12:14 User account SpiderBreadIRL talk contribs was created ‎  m   14:13  Portal:Weezer‎ diffhist +25‎ OnePunch talk contribs N    12:47  Ecce Homo (Weezer album)‎‎ 18 changes history +5,753‎ [OnePunch‎ (18×)]       12:47 (cur | prev) +600‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎"Everybody Needs Salvation"  m    06:37 (cur | prev) +10‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎Rewrites       06:35 (cur | prev) +1,188‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎Track listing  m    05:08 (cur | prev) 0‎ OnePunch talk contribs  m    05:04 (cur | prev) +41‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎Recovery       05:02 (cur | prev) +189‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎Track listing       05:01 (cur | prev) +274‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎History       04:50 (cur | prev) +348‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎Recovery  m    04:46 (cur | prev) +36‎ OnePunch talk contribs  m    04:41 (cur | prev) 0‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎Recovery       04:41 (cur | prev) +147‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎Recovery  m    04:38 (cur | prev) +26‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎See also  m    04:37 (cur | prev) +17‎ OnePunch talk contribs       04:32 (cur | prev) +822‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎Track listing       04:18 (cur | prev) +941‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎History  m    04:10 (cur | prev) +24‎ OnePunch talk contribs  m    04:06 (cur | prev) +11‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎See also N     04:06 (cur | prev) +1,079‎ OnePunch talk contribs Created page with "250px|thumb|right|Rivers could of used the actual Ecce Homo painting, but he didn't. '''''Ecce Homo''''' is a demo album from the American rock-..."      06:39  (Huff log)‎ [Dark Web, White Hat‎ (7×)]       06:39 Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs deleted page Template:CS32 ‎(Orphaned template subroutine: Binary counter for Template:CS. Content was: "{{#ifeq:{{ShowSec|{{{1|}}}|{{#expr: 32 }}}}||0|1}}", and the only contributor was "PuppyOnTheRadio" (talk))       06:38 Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs deleted page Template:CS16 ‎(Orphaned template subroutine: Binary counter for Template:CS. Content was: "{{#ifeq:{{ShowSec|{{{1|}}}|{{#expr: 16 +(32*{{CS32|{{{1|}}}}}) }}}}||0|1}}", and the only contributor was "PuppyOnTheRadio" (talk))       06:38 Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs deleted page Template:CS8 ‎(Orphaned template subroutine: Binary counter for Template:CS. Content was: "{{#ifeq:{{ShowSec|{{{1|}}}|{{#expr: 8 +(16*{{CS16|{{{1|}}}}}) +(32*{{CS32|{{{1|}}}}}) }}}}||0|1}}", and the only contributor was "PuppyOnTheRadio" (talk))       06:37 Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs deleted page Template:CS4 ‎(Orphaned template subroutine: Binary counter for Template:CS. Content was: "{{#ifeq:{{ShowSec|{{{1|}}}|{{#expr: 4 +(8*{{CS8|{{{1|}}}}}) +(16*{{CS16|{{{1|}}}}}) +(32*{{CS32|{{{1|}}}}}) }}}}||0|1}}", and the only contributor was "PuppyOnTheRadio" (talk))       06:37 Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs deleted page Template:CS2 ‎(Orphaned template subroutine: Binary counter for Template:CS. Content was: "{{#ifeq:{{ShowSec|{{{1|}}}|{{#expr: 2 +(4*{{CS4|{{{1|}}}}}) +(8*{{CS8|{{{1|}}}}}) +(16*{{CS16|{{{1|}}}}}) +(32*{{CS32|{{{1|}}}}}) }}}}||0|1}}", and the only contributor was "PuppyOnTheRadio" (talk))       06:37 Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs deleted page Template:CS1 ‎(Orphaned template subroutine: Binary counter for Template:CS. Content was: "{{#ifeq:{{ShowSec|{{{1|}}}|{{#expr: 1 +(2*{{CS2|{{{1|}}}}}) +(4*{{CS4|{{{1|}}}}}) +(8*{{CS8|{{{1|}}}}}) +(16*{{CS16|{{{1|}}}}}) +(32*{{CS32|{{{1|}}}}}) }}}}||0|1}}", and the only contributor was "PuppyOnTheRadio" (talk))       06:34 Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs deleted page Template:CS ‎(Unused template: Purpose was to count sections on a page: intended for display on Template:VFDi on Uncyclopedia:VFD. Orphaned by Special:Diff/5737484. And the only contributor was "PuppyOnTheRadio" (talk))  m   06:27  Uncyclopedia:Sandbox‎‎ 3 changes history +7,491‎ [Dark Web, White Hat‎ (3×)]  m    06:27 (cur | prev) +1,257‎ Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs No, it's not title. Puppy didn't override skipthispage  m    05:50 (cur | prev) +124‎ Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs The problem must be DPL for Template:ShowSec: did anyone code the namespace?  m    05:46 (cur | prev) +6,110‎ Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs Testing section counter with User:PuppyOnTheRadio/temp3 substituted twice  m   05:24  Template:Newunscripts‎‎ 2 changes history -30‎ [Dark Web, White Hat‎ (2×)]  m    05:24 (cur | prev) -13‎ Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs Omit namespace  m    05:23 (cur | prev) -17‎ Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs HTML5; beautify results      05:09  UnScripts:Main Page‎ diffhist -667‎ Dark Web, White Hat talk contribs Minify; HTML5  m   05:09  UnTunes:Pissing in the Wind‎ diffhist +45‎ OnePunch talk contribs →‎See also  m   04:52  User:OnePunch/bibliography/all‎ diffhist +41‎ OnePunch talk contribs +Ecce Homo (Weezer album) N    04:09  Ecce Homo‎‎ 2 changes history +221‎ [OnePunch‎ (2×)]  m    04:09 (cur | prev) +1‎ OnePunch talk contribs N     04:09 (cur | prev) +220‎ OnePunch talk contribs Created page with "'''Ecce Homo''' could refer to any of the following; *the Fresco painting by Elías García Martínez *the phase "behold the man" *or the cancelled Weezer album ''Ecce H..."      04:03  Upload log OnePunch talk contribs uploaded File:EcceHomoCover.png ‎(Category:Weezer)  m   03:48  Template:Weezer‎ diffhist +21‎ OnePunch talk contribs (continued...) 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