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Sex is a common misconception shared by the worldwide media that babies come from making love. It is an atheist conspiracy to hide the fact that God creates babies, and storks send them home. For further reading, google "sex" and research support for this theory.
Because SEX was created by God, it is good. In fact, there are times when it can be absolutely wonderful. Your toes curl up and....never mind.
Do not confuse 'sex' with 'gender.' Sex is something that two people who do not share a gender can share; or maybe they can even if they share a gender. Thus you can see how easy it is to confuse the two.
No ... hang on. It's the other way around. Sex is something that people not of the same Sex can share. Gender is a social construct, and sort of comes on a sliding scale. Republican is a gender, as is Liberal and Femdom. There are numerous gender combinations in which sex can happen.
Married people are the only ones who are legally allowed to have sex. Now you see how nefarious and subtle the Uptight Christian Movement is. If you are not married, you cannot have sex. If you are the same sex, you cannot marry and therefore cannot have sex. QED.
But God established marriage. It is a contract between two people, who USUALLY but NOT Necessarily are different sexes, each with a hetrosexual and plain vanilla gender. The state of New York and the state of intoxication have no role to play in a marriage.
Sex was invented by ants. We (humans) are descended from ants, according to the aborigines. Ants have nothing to do with antlers, even though antlers may be used for kinky sex.
If you are male, you will only have sex if you are rich or if you get a female shitty drunk. If you are female, every male you meet between ages 12 and 47 will want to fuck you.
Oh, and by the way, it's something you'll never get, or at least once by another person who'll never get any. Period.
Most of the time, sex can only occur with one's dominant hand, though this is often misconstrued as making an excuse for not having sex with someone else... in which case the hand's sex partner is immediately considered a "virgin".
This category has the following 11 subcategories, out of 11 total.
- ► Cum (1 C, 14 P, 24 F)
- ► Fucking (1 C, 9 P, 3 F)
- ► General Horniness (5 P, 2 F)
- ► Hentai (4 C, 22 P, 5 F)
- ► Kinks (5 P, 2 F)
- ► Prostitutes (21 P, 3 F)
- ► Reproduction (2 C, 6 P, 2 F)
Pages in category "Sex"
The following 200 pages are in this category, out of 247 total.(previous page) (next page)
- Safe sex
- Secret STDs
- Sex appeal
- Sex change
- Sex scene
- Sexual harassment
- Sexual innuendo
- Sexual intercourse
- Sexual physics
- Sexual repression
- Sexy guy
- User:Snarglefoop/Adam and Eve
- So you thought that using the Euro as currency would be all fun and games?
- Spartacus:Gore and Nudity
- HowTo:Spot a virgin
- Statutory rape
- Strictly Cum
- Strip club
- HowTo:Successfully pull a woman
- UnBooks:An 82 Year Old Woman Wants My Body!
- UnBooks:I'm born, now what?
- UnBooks:Master Baiter's Sportfishing and Tackle's Official Policy Regarding Workplace Harassment and Discriminatory Practices by the Employee Base for New Employees
- UnBooks:Sexually suggestive songs by Roberto Carlos
- UnBooks:The Night I Slept with Björk
- UnNews:"Sexter" abused, possibly raped
- UnNews:2 Cherries Spontaneously Popped at Annual Virginity Ball
- UnNews:Aged couple's secret of a happy marriage: transvestism?
- UnNews:Area gay man has Gay-Area man-sex
- UnNews:Ashley Madison using bots instead of women
- UnNews:Biden calls brothel madam a 'smartass'
- UnNews:California enacts a Foreplay Law
- UnNews:California woman recovers from severe burns
- UnNews:Carrie Underwood gets married; Bo Bice gets laid
- UnNews:Chess piece makers oppose the creation of female bishops
- UnNews:Chinese ships sexually harass US vessel
- UnNews:Details emerge of jailhouse call in Strauss-Kahn case
- UnNews:Doctor tells Chavez to stop animal sex
- UnNews:Dr Congo opens centre for rapists
- UnNews:Drunk guy experiments with booty tweets
- UnNews:Dupont’s new Sanctimonious Homocide goes rogue
- UnNews:Earth porn about to exit the Solar System
- UnNews:Everybody loves your mom
- UnNews:Fisting controller for Wii out for Christmas
- UnNews:Flirting app shuts down teen service to protect adults from child predators
- UnNews:France's first couple deny rumours of a mutual infidelity pact
- UnNews:Gary "Fairy" Kirsten introduces sex as new training technique for Indian cricket team
Media in category "Sex"
The following 14 files are in this category, out of 14 total.
- Alice3.JPG 527 × 705; 112 KB
- BadsexHT.jpg 160 × 160; 3 KB
- DemonSex01.JPG 1,200 × 972; 262 KB
- Gamethrones2.png 1,516 × 865; 1.74 MB
- Glory Hole - no fishing.jpg 600 × 450; 321 KB
- Hanuman humps a mermaid.jpg 240 × 160; 12 KB
- NO FAGGOT.jpg 950 × 751; 560 KB
- Office-sex.jpg 283 × 424; 178 KB
- Orgasmhurts.jpg 350 × 274; 22 KB
- PokeorgyOHNOES!!.jpg 640 × 480; 159 KB
- Princess peach cheats on mario.jpg 400 × 306; 119 KB
- Spider-sexy.jpg 375 × 250; 46 KB
- Takk18.jpg 450 × 450; 55 KB
- Teddy girl.jpg 320 × 414; 83 KB