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Today's featured article – Minotaur
The Minotaur was a half-human, half-bull creature in Greek mythology. Rather than a domestic cow, the bovine parent was an auroch, now extinct, as opposed to an auror, which is hoped to be extinct. The tale is probably a manifestation of man’s historic fascination with cow sex. The odd combination of species stands as proof of Creationism, though not by the usual expected deity.
The monster's given name was Asterix, suggested by some visiting Celts from Gaul.
The beast is typically described in painting and sculpture as having a human body and a bull's head. Some writers have described him the other way around. Considering the combinations possible, it is a wonder that the Minotaur didn't end up as an amalgamation of two different butts.
Experts in Greek mythology suspect that if the Minotaur were born female, then the Borden's company would have adopted its mascot and symbol much, much earlier. The storyline would also then have been much different. Historians agree that the tale would have ended up as some sort of lesbian fanfic, which is within the canon of the soap opera that is Greek mythology. (more...)
Previously featured article – The Witcher
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*... that Killing Joke, the band that performed the song Eighties, are now in their eighties?
- ... the Treaty of Ghent includes a clause that neither Americans nor the British are allowed to push in the backs of chocolates to see what's inside, then put them back in the box?
- ... that Killing Joke, the band that performed the song Eighties, are now in their eighties?
- ... the Treaty of Ghent includes a clause that neither Americans nor the British are allowed to push in the backs of chocolates to see what's inside, then put them back in the box?
- ... that Killing Joke, the band that performed the song Eighties, are now in their eighties?
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On this day...
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September 11: International Worst Inventions Ever Day
- 13,800,000,000 BCE Universe invented. Previous universe wiped out due to Large Hadron Collider collision.
- 3000 BCE - Egyptians invent papyrus. Moments later, the paper cut is invented. Still some moments later, some pretty expressive swear words are invented.
- 33 CE - Judas invents the noose while just hanging around.
- 100 CE - Romans invent the wedgie to torment Christians.
- 911 - Nostradamus, having predicted 9/11, invents the telephone number 911.
- 1753 - An Oxford University student invents the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard.
- 1883 - The Worst Invention of the Year is a tossup between Islamic Fundamentalism (Middle East) and Christian Fundamentalism (United States).
- 1934 - Aviation pioneer Igor Sikorsky invents the helicopter ejection seat.
- 1939 - Inspired by an awful experience at summer camp, Hitler invents his own franchise of camps.
- 1945 - Morning After Pill not yet invented; George H.W. Bush and Barbara Bush invent George W.
- 1961 - Hair scientists invent the mullet (pictured). The nesting bird population increases dramatically.
- 1968 - The internet is developed, sporting six-pack abs and huge rockets and not an ounce of fat. However, 30 years later...
- 1972 - Construction of the Trans-Amazonian Highway is completed. Lesbian Amazonians are slightly miffed.
- 1981 - Road rage is invented when the Trans-Amazonian Highway is extended through your cubicle.
- 2001 - An aircraft magnet is accidently turned on in the Pentagon.
- 2001 - Osama Bin Laden invents the world's first airplane/building
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- 2001 - American Airlines mysteriously loses 2 planes.
- 2002 - Emo movement is saddened but remains vaguely hopeful when it is invented.
- 2002 - The White House invents WMD.
- 2006 - An antigovernment father spends the day without turning on TV or radio, insisting that he doesn't want to hear about what happened five years ago, but in truth, hasn't paid the electricity bill.
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