You have two cows/21
This article is part of the You have two cows series.
- The 5 6 7 8's from Kill Bill
- Moo-oo, moo-oo-oo
- Moo-oo, moo-oo-oo
- Moo-oo, moo-oo-oo
- Moo-oo, moo-oo-oo
- Moo-oo, moo-oo
- Moo-oo, moo-oo-oo
- (repeat 4 times or so)
- A-ha
- Take on me, take me on
- I'll be gone
- With a cow or two
- AC/DC
- I've got two cows
- I've got two cows
- I've got two cows
- And they're such big cows
- Dirty big cows
- And he's got two cows, and she's got two cows,
- Who's got two cows? We've got two cows. Moo!
- Some have two cows for charity
- And some for fancy dress
- But when two cows are for pleasure
- They're the two that I like best
- My cows are always mooing
- To the left, and to the right
- It's my belief that my two cows should moo every night! Moo!
- AC/DC 2
- Back in black spots
- They hit the sack
- The cows have been too long
- They're glad to be back
- Aerosmith
- Moo with me, moo for the years
- Moo for two cows and moo for the bulls
- Moo with me, if it's just for milk
- Maybe tomorrow the butcher will take you away
- AFI
- Hey, Miss Mad Cow Disease,
- Hey, Miss Mad Cow Disease,
- You have two cows
- But we're still emooooooh
- Amon Amarth
- Sometimes I slay two cows to the ground.
- Amon Amarth 2
- Under the winter skies
- We stand glorious!
- And with Two Cows on our side
- We are victorious!
- Angelic Upstarts
- On 42nd street
- There's a cow I'd like to milk.
- I'd like to take her home
- But my other cow wants me alone.
- Anti-Flag
- TWO COWS!
- FARMER!
- UDDER!
- TEAT!!!!
- Farmer with protection of the law.
- Anti-Flag
- YOU GOTTA MOO GOTTA MOO GOTTA MOO
- FOR YOUR GOVERNMENT
- MOO FOR YOUR COUNTRY THATS SHIT
- Anti-Moowhere League
- Well I've milked a sheep, and I've milked a goat. I rammed its milk right down its throat.
- So what, so what.
- Well I've had crabs, and I've had lice, and I've had two cows and that ain't nice.
- So what, so what you boring little calf.
- Anthrax
- MY TWO COWS ARE THE LAW!
- And you won't fuck around no more!
- MY TWO COWS ARE THE LAW!
- THEY...ARE...THE...LAW!
- Anthrax
- You have always been my two cows
- American Head Charge
- Where is your beefburger now,
- When both your cows have been left on the table?
- Aphex Twin
- I WANT YOUR COWS
- I WILL EAT TWO COWS
- The Aquabats
- Two giant robots
- With cow like heads
- Two giant robots
- They are our friends
- The Arcade Fire
- Every time you close your eyes (Cows, Cows)
- Arch Enemy (old)
- I hereby declare...
- The milking to begin!
- Arch Enemy (new)
- My apocowlypse is near
- I can feel the farmer...
- Coming near...
- Insert Angela Gossow here, minus most of her clothes.
- The Arctic Monkeys
- Who's those two cows over there?
- I wonder what went wrong so that they had to roam the streets
- They don't do major credit-cards, I doubt they do reciepts
- It's all not quite legitimate...
- Rick Astley
- We're no strangers in the farm
- You know the rules and so do I
- A full commitment is what I'm mooing of
- You wouldn't get this from any other bull
- (sound of angry rick roll'd guy/gal pushing "back" on his browser like mad and cursing you tube, rick astley, and kitten huffing)
- ATC
- Yes you've got two cows
- And they go on and on
- So deep inside of me
- Why won't they milk for me?
Atreyu: You got two cows who got dumped by their girlfriends, they go on a rampage and go on about how much they hate them, one of them does clean mooing, the other is clearly depressed and expresses himself by screamooing very very loudly.
- Audioslave
- You have two cows. The lead singer leaves the band that their in, and the form a cool band with the singer form Soundpasture.
- Autechre
- beep beep woc beep beep woc buzz moooooooo
- Autour De Lucie
- J'ai deux vaches
- Avenged Sevenfold
- Can't you help me as I'm starting to moo
- Too many bovine and I'm starting to get an attraction
- My ruminant is leaving me on my own
- No one can save me and you know that you have two cows
- Avenged Sevenfold 2
- I hear two cows at night
- Outside when the farmers are ploughing
- Avenged Sevenfold
- She's a dwelling place for two cows......
- Avenged Sevenfold
- Cows swallow the food, and I've a bone
- Drinking good milk, and why'd go?
- Ayreon
- And so it's come to this. Two cows - two udders await.
- Let your choice be guided by collective wisdom. Ah, hath the prospect of milk ever tasted so good?
- One gate completes the circle; one step away from your own dimension, your cherished farm.
- One gate severs all connections: one step away from the dreamfarm of everlasting beef.
- You call it Mooblivion. It is a brave soul who makes the first choice.
- Ayreon
- Deep down inside I think you know
- You are free...come back to moo!
- The B-52s
- But it wasn't two cows,
- it was a rock lobster!
- The Bangles
- All the calves in the marketplace say
- Ay oh whey oh, ay oh whey oh
- Walk like an Fresian
- Barenaked Ladies
- If I had two cows. (If I had two cows.)
- I'd give you some milk. (I would give you some milk.)
- If I had two cows. (If I had two cows.)
- I'd sell one and buy you a jug for your milk. (I'd...)
- Beastie Boys
- YOU GOTTA FIGHT! FOR YOUR RIGHT! TO HAVE TWOOOOOOOOOOO COWS!
- The Beatles (pre-Yoko Ono)
- You think you lost your cows
- Well I saw them yesterday
- It's you they're thinking of
- And they told me what to say
- They said they love you!
- And you need to milk them bad
- They love you
- When you milk them they'll be glad, mooo!
- The Beatles (pre-Yoko Ono)
- In my life,
- I had two cows.
- The Beatles (post-Yoko Ono)
- Two, two, two, two
- Two, two, two, two
- Cows
- The Beatles (post-Yoko Ono)
- I am two
- You are two
- As he is two
- And we are all together
- I am two cows
- Moo-Moo-G'Joob
- Beck
- Que onda, moo-cow?
- Beck 2
- Where it's at,
- I got two cows and a microphone,
- That was a good drum break.
- Victoria Beckham
- Two cows on a mountaintop.....
- She's got milk.
- Yeah baby, she's got milk
- I'm your bovine-us,
- I'm your milk supplier,
- At your desire.
- Beethoven
- Moo-Moo-Moo-MOOOO!
- Cows, you have TWOOOO!
- (from his Fifth Symphmoony, Moo-vement 1; Also known as the "The Angry Fourth Cow")
- Beethoven 2
- Kühe, schöner Gotterfunken
- Tiere aus dem Feldentum
- Du hast all' die Milch getrunken
- Aber du weißt nicht warum
- Ben Folds Five
- She's a cow and I'm drowning slowly
- In the milk and I'm headed nowhere
- Ben Folds
- Till I opened my eyes and walked out the door
- And two cows came tumbling down
- And it's moo moo, goodbye, I tried
- Bill Bailey
- The cow lies shredded in a pancake
- Soaking in the hoisin of your lies...
- You have two cows. They spend years struggling to get by in a small apartment, and become a charicature of Americana.
Billy Joel again
- You have two cows. They didn't start the fire.
- Björk
- If you forget my name
- You will go astray
- Like two cows
- Trapped in a bay
- Björk 2
- Two cows the earth intruders
- they are the sharp shooters
- flock of paramoopers
- necessary moo-doo
- Black Sabbath
- No more war cows have the power!
- Hoof of God has struck the hour!
- Oh Lord Yeah!
- (5 Minute Guitar solo)
- Black Sabbath 2
- I am wiccan
- I am legion
- Strength in two cows a lie
- The number is one
- Blind Guardian
- Two cooooowwwwwwws
- Two coooowwwwwwwwws
- Quitely crept in and changed us all
- Blink 18-moo
- And Ieeeeeeeeeee dont wont to worry,
- about being on time.
- I seeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
- the way you worry,
- two cows run your liiiife
- Blink 18-moo 2
- This cow was never the same again after you came and went
- how can you say you meant anything different
- to anyone standing alone on the street
- with a cigarette on the first night we met
- Blink 18-moo 3
- I fell in love with two cows at the rock show
- They said "Moo?" and I told 'em that I didn't know.
- Blondie
- Call me (Moo) oh cow
- When you're ready we can share the milk
- Call me
- Blondie 2
- Uh huh milk me tonight
Tonight milk it right Uh huh milk me tonight
- Bloodhound Gang
- You and me baby ain't nothing but two cows
- so let's moo it like they moo on the discovery channel!
- Bloodhound Gang 2
- I don't wanna beat around the bush.
- Foxtrot. Udder. Cattle. Kilo.
- Foxtrot. Udder. Cattle. Kilo.
- Bloodhound Gang 3
- I said guys I'm like you I like milking cows too
- Wanna see how many push-ups I can do?
- I just wish I had two cows so I could get chicks.
- Chicks dig guys that have two cows.
- Guys that don't have no cows.
- Moo Man Group
- Rock Concert Moovement #6
- The Two-Hoofed Upward Thrust With Moo
- Ready Go.
- Blue Öyster Cult
- With a purposeful grimace and a terrible sound
- They pull the spitting high tension wires down.
- Moozilla!
- Blue Öyster Cult 2
- My hide is black, and my milk is cold.
- Paddocks I graze with bulls and cows.
- 3000 litres, they seem to extract.
- Blue Öyster Cult 3
- I'm going to need moore cow bell.
- James Blunt
- You're moo-tiful! You're moo-tiful!
- Blur
- We're looking for girls who like cows
- who like cows to be girls...
- Blur
- Moo-Hoo! When I Feal Heavy Metal
- Moo-Hoo! And I'm Pins And I'm Needles
- When I'm lying and I'm easy
- All the time but I never know when too MILK YOU
- pleased to meet MOOOOOOO....
- Bob Dylan
- Yes'n' How many cows must a farmer have,
- Before you call him a farmer?
- The answer my friend, is blowing in to cows, the answer is blowing in to cows...
I finally see the cows arrivin' I see beyond the fields I'm drivin'
- Boston 2
I understand about indecision But I don't care if I get behind People livin' in a pasture All I want is to have my pair of cows
- Buddy Holly
- If they moo,
- My cows two,
- Then I'd know milking is due,
- My sweeties,
- M-m-my cows two-oo-oo-ooo-ooo.
- David Bowie
- There are two cows, waiting in the sky,
- We'd like to go and milk them,
- But I think they'll blow our minds
- David Bowie
- Two cows!
- Grazing in the dance hall
- Oh man!
- Look at those moo-men go
- Oooooh, it's the freakiest show
- David Bowie (again)
- For heeeeeeere am I sitting with my two cows,
- Faaaaaaaar above the world...
- Devonshire says "moo" and there's nothing I can do...
- Tell my cows I love them very much
- They know
- Ground control to Farmer Tom
- Your udder's gone there's something wrong
- Can you milk them, Farmer Tom?
- Can you milk them, Farmer Tom?
- More David Bowie
- We could be hores,
- Just with two cows!
- Even more David Bowie
- Ground control,
- Major two cows.
- Yet more David Bowie
- Moo moo, I hear them moo
- When I'm sitting in my room, with my two cows
- Moo moo
- I will sit right down
- Waiting for gift of sound from friesians!
- And still more David Bowie and Mick Jagger
- They're grazing in Chicago
- Down in New Orleans
- Up in New York City
- Cattle grazing in the streets!
- Brainkrieg
- YOU HAVE!
- {jugga jigga wugga}
- TWO COWS!
- {jugga jigga wugga}
- Brand New
- DIE YOUNG AND HAVE TWO COWS!!!!!!
- Brand New
- Back in school they never told us what we needed to know
- like how do deal with 2 cows or someone breaking your heart
- 12 years we milked them all together
- but a night like this is begging me to pull them to hard.
- The Bravery
- Cattle, they don't mean a thing to you
- They moove right through you, just like your breath
- But sometimes, I still milk you
- And I just wanted to, just wanted you to know.
- My old cow.
- I swear I never ment for this
- I never ment...
- Don't look at me that way
- It was an honest moostake
- Don't look at me that WAAAAAY
- It was an honest moostake
- An honest moostake
- Bullet For My Bovine
- You have four cows with dyed black manes.
- The local fans (i.e. prepubescent Welsh girls) find them extremely attractive and enjoy listening to them lowing.
- They make the front cover of Cowrrang! and cause many people to throw (bull's) horns at concerts.
- The true headbangers reject this phony mu-metal bullshit and pray that the band comes down with a serious case of BSE.
- Calf of God
- These are two motherfucking cows
- The only ones you could ever need
- These are two motherfucking cows
- Just two coooooooows!!
- Captain Beefheart
- What this world needs is uh good two-cow room n' uh good two-cow broom
- Carcass
- You have two cows' diseased, infected, regurgitated digestive tracts and/or spleens. You dump battery acid and Mentos on them and watch them fester.
- The Carpenters
- Why do cows suddenly appear
- Every time you are near?
- Just like me, they long to be
- Close to moo.
- Johnny Cash
- I hear the train a'coming
- it's rolling around the bend
- and I ain't seen my two cows since
- I don't know when.
- The Cat Empire
- It's days like these that'll make us happy
- like two cows getting lucky with Chainsaw
- The Cat Empire 2
- We've got a pair of cows for climbing
- And a pair of cows to spring
- And a pair of cows for strength
- And a pair of cows to sing
- And these simple chords
- That say moosic is the language of us all
- Chamoollionaire
- They see me mooin'
- They hatin'
- Patrollin'
- And tryin' to catch cows ridin' dirty
- Tryin' to catch cows ridin' dirty (x4)
- Two cows are so loud
- I'm milkin'
- They hopin' that they don't catch cows ridin' dirty
- Tryin' to catch cows ridin' dirty (x4)
- Cheap Trick
- Ohhhh didn't I didn't I didn't I hear you mooing?
- Chemlab
- Wanna have two cows again
- Wanna eat that beef again
- Wanna drink that milk again
- But there's something wrong, there's something wrong
- Chemlab
- I'm gonna tear my cows apart if I can't get my beef together
- And spread their faeces around on plants
- Chimaira
- Too late to change my mind
- Two cows remain
- I've silenced their moos!
- Children's Songs
- Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O,
- And on this farm he had two cows, E-I-E-I-O.
- With a moo-moo moo-moo here, And a moo-moo moo-moo there,
- Here a moo-moo, There a moo-moo, Everywhere a moo-moo moo-moo.
- Old MacDonald had a farm, E-I-E-I-O!
- Children of Bovine
- We're the Hatecows, we graze and we won't fall
- We're all for two, and milk for all
- The Clash
- We don't need Two Cows!
- We need to equalize!
- Sinead O'Connor
- Nothing Compares to Cow
- Sinead O'Connor 2
- Irish calves are starving, and it's all the Pope's fault! Fight the real enemy! *Rrrrip*
- Creed
- Can you take me farming?
- To a place where two cows breed.
- Can you take me farming?
- Where we get our milk for free.
- Cowheed and Cambria
- Dear Ambellina, two cows wish you to watch over me.
- Cowheed and Cambria
- Two Cows (Embodied in Moo and Marshmallow)
- Cowheed and Cambria
- Please bring home my two cows, before I hope you diiiieee!!
- More Cowheed and Cambria
- Good eye milker, I'll moo, you tug!
- Moore Cowheed and Cambria
- I'll make you wish you hadn't chewed our cud before
- I'll milk all this in a manner cursed at my own accord
- So come on bitch, why aren't you squirting?
- If my shame spills our milk across this room,
- Then tonight, goodnight, I'll milk the cows two
- Even moore Cowheed and Cambria
- But MY-URDS
- Will never dry
- My udders
- Will never dry!
- Neverendering Cowheed and Cambria
- You could have milked all I wanted
- But if you really like beef, you would have denied my cow
- And you are just as I presumed, a cow in, sheeps clothing
- Cow Chamber
- It's the darkest place, underneath two cows
- The tractor comes and it takes me there
- We keep ev'rything inside all through the farm,
- Birthing calves and milking cows
- Cow Chamber
- Two cows, two cows, two cows are on fire
- But we don't need no water let the motherfuckers burn
- Cow Chamber
- Two cows are rollin through my head,
- Said detached to Loco, power up milk,
- To the barnyard up to my right says
- You're in my pasture,
- Locow
- Combicow
- Milch
- Kuhe
- Und...
- Industrial
- Combicow
- Come hear the two cows, in my head
- They say you wanna milk them but they wanna be fed
- They're scraping the bottom of the bucket of milk
- There's a million pairs of udders and they're synchronised
- They're mooing
- They're lowing
- They want to get out
- They are armed to the teets
- It's the Beef Royale!
- Coldplay
- Yoooooou haaaaaave
- Twooooooo Coooows
- (cue piano chord progression that was in the last two singles)
- Coldplay
- I used to have two cows
- Milk would flow when I brought them out
- But then I turned them into steaks
- Sorry, cows, but them's the breaks
- Cornershop
- Everybody needs two cows for a pillow
- Everybody needs two cows
- Mine's on the 45
- Cownverge
- OUR TWO COWS
- HAVE BECOME
- TWO VULTURES
You have two cows. They shoot you.
- Counting Cows
- Mr Jooooooones, and me, and two cows...
- Corey Hart
- I milk my two cows at night.
- <unintelligible screeching>
- You have two cows
- (Scream Scream Scream)
- They hate life
- (More Screaming)
- Kill the cows
- (even more screaming)
- </unintelligible screeching>
- Will you remoomber the spots they wore?
- Will you remoomber their grace?
- Will you remoomber the branding they wore?
- This world is a wonderful place
- Will you remoomber the milking machine?
- Will you remoomber their pain?
- Will you remoomber the udder we've seen?
- They will return here again
- Will you remoomber the teats in my hand?
- Will you remoomber their stare?
- Will you remoomber the leather we tanned?
- Two cows are not waiting out there
- I wont remoomber the spots they wore
- I wont remoomber their milk
- I wont remoomber the branding they wore
- I will just love them in vain
- Will you remoomber?
- Will you recowll?
Creedence Clearwater Revival: You have two cows. You primarily sell the milk from one cow until you find that the other one produces far superior milk, so you switch to the second cow's milk and become a millionaire. Four years later, the first cow becomes resentful of the second cow, so you decide to get an equal amount of milk from both cows, resulting in far less profit for you. This results in the second cow leaving the farm, and years afterward, you and the first cow sue the second cow because the milk that it produces now is far too similar to the milk that it produced when you owned it.
Our farm Is a very very very fine farm With two cows in the barn. Life used to be so hard. Now everything is easy 'cause of moo.
- Sheryl Cow
- All I wanna do is have two cows,
- I got a feelin, that I'm not the only one.
- All I wanna do is have two cows,
- Until the sun comes up over Santa Moo-nica Boulevard!
- Sheryl Cow
- I'm gonna milk my two cows
- I'm gonna tell everycow to eat some grass
- Crowded House
- Everywhere you go
- You always take the cows with you
- Everywhere you go
- You always take the cows
- Crush 40
- HAVE TWO COWS! Hanging on the edge of tomorrow!
- HAVE TWO COWS! From the bulls of Mr. Wilk!
- HAVE TWO COWS! If you beg or if you borrow,
- HAVE TWO COWS! You may never find your milk.
- Cowbanate
- Pasture to pasture calling...
- Got cows to milk in Germany
- Calves to rear in Italy
- Pasture to pasture calling...
- The Cure
- Show me, show me, show me how to milk two cows,
- Their udders make me scream, she said.
- Their udders make me laugh, she said,
- And threw the yoke around my neck.
- Show me how you moo it
- And I promise moo
- I promise that I'll chew my cud with moo.
Little children snuggle under soft black cows And if you look into their eyes-- soft black cows Deliver them from the milk and the leather and the meat And let them read the silence bathed in soft black cows Let them trace the milkdrops under soft black cows Let them follow oxtails and scare away the night Let them kiss the greenhouse burps of soft black cows
- Daft Punk
- You have two cows
- You two
- Have cows
- Cows. Cows. Cows. Cows. Cows. Cows.
- Youyouyouyou...COWS.
- You have two cows.
- You have two cows.
- You have two cows.
- [Repeat x27]
- Moore Daft Punk
- You have two cows
- Yoou haave twoo coows
- You have two cows
- Yoou haave twoo coows
- You have two cows
- Yoou haave twoo coows
- You have two cows
- Yoou haave twoo coows
- [Repeat x27]
- Dark Tranquillity
- If I had cows, would I be forgiven?
- If I had sheep, would there be milk to whiten my smile?
- Dead Kennedys 1
- I fought two cows and I won
- Dead Kennedys 2
- It's a holiday in Cow-mbodia
- Where two cows dress in black
- The Decemberists
- You had two French cows.
- But they died in 1842.
- The Decemberists
- You had two cow wives.
- But you were greedy and forced them to milking.
- They ran away.
- Deep Purple
- Two cows in time you'll see the line
- The line that's drawn between the moo-d and the bad
- See the blind man shooting at the world
- Bullets flying taking toll
- If you've been bad, Lord I bet you have
- And you've not been hit by flying lead
- You'd better close your eyes and bow your head
- And wait for the ricochet
- Moo moo moo
- Moo moo moo
- Depeche Mooed
- Every cow counts in large amounts
- Depeche Mooed 2
- Your own, personal, two cows
- Depeche Mooed 3
- Let me see you milked
- Depeche Mooed 4
- See the microcows in macrocowsm
- Desperation Squad
- COW!
- COW COW COW!
- COW!
- COW COW COW!
- Neil Diamond
- Where it began, I can't begin to knowing, but then I know you have two cows …
- Dimmooo Burger
- Let cows... entwine...
- On... defenceless soil...
- Remove... errors of bulls...
- And sweep the remaining milk...
- Dimmooo Burger 2
- Reconcile not with the fear of the cow
- But embrace it as your own...
- Inject its milk into your veins
- and replant the calcium that gives growth...
- Disturbed
- Get up! C'mon get down wit da two cows!!
- Disturbed 2
- Liberate my cows, you motherf%#ker
- You got my two cows, you got my two cows!!
- Disturbed 3
- I can hear the cows but I don't wanna milk 'em
- Strap me down and tell me I'll be pasteurized.
- DMX
- You have two muthafuckin' cows (what?!)
- You shoot 'em both and get two dogs (c'mon!)
- Charles Dodge
- {synthesized voice}
- You have two cows
- You-u-u have two cows
- Two cows
- Two cows
- Two cows, cows, cows, cows, cows
- You-You have tttwwwooo ccccoooowwwwssss.
- Yoy hay toy koys
- Yag hag tag kaygs
- {unintelligable}
- Youhavetwocows
- Yyooouuuu hhhhhaaaaaaavvvvvvveeeeeeee ttttttttttwwwwwwwwwwwoooooooooooo ccccccccccccccoooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwwwwwwssssssssssssssss.
- You...have...two...cows.
- One was real
- One was fake
- Two two two two two cows
- Coooooooooowwws! Coooooows. Cooows. Cows...
- One was fake.
- Thomas Dolby
- She blinded me with two cows
- "She blinded me with two cows!"
- And failed me in moology
- When I'm milking the two cows
- "Blinding me with two cows - TWO cows"
- I can hear them moo loudly
- "Hear them moo! Moo!"
- Donovan
- They call me two-cows
- Quite right-ly
- Dragostea din tei
- Vrei sa plesch dar mooma mooma yei!
- Dream Theater
- If you're searching for my silent cows
- You won't find 'em here
- Look another way
- You won't find 'em heeeere
- So try another cow!
- Dream Theater
- I walk with two cows
- No matter how far
- Dream Theater
- Two Cows walk through the door
- And milk floods out the window
- Nobody knows what they want
- 'Till they finally sell the farm
- Dream Theater
- Two Cows watch me and thoughtfully smile
- They're taking me to my faaaarm!
- The Dresden Bulls
- you can tell
- from the scars on the farm
- and the cracks in the cows
- and the dents in the barn
- and mooing all around
- that i've got two cows
- Divinyls
- I don't want anoybody else
- When I think about you I milk myself
- Dir en grey
- Ruckow, ruckow, you have two cows, ruckow!
- insert vomiting*
- Dire Straits
- Two cows say they’re jesus one of them must be wrong
- There’s a farmhand singing a farmhand song - he says
- They wanna have a war to keep us on our knees
- They wanna have a war to keep their meat factories
- They wanna have a war to stop us buying japanese
- They wanna have a war to stop mad cow disease
- Dixie Cows
- Two cows need Wide Open Spaces
- Room to wander and graze
- They need mooooo places
- They know they're gonna be steaks
- They know 'bout high-priced stea-ay-ayayayks
- The Donnas
- The first time I saw your cow
- I got wasted on it's milk
- The Donnas 2
- I came here to find you
- I came to remind you
- Don't you miss the cows that we used to milk?
- Dragonforce
- (something something) far away
- (something something) the day
- (something) through the fire and the flames
- (rest of chorus)
- TWO COWS!!!!
- (solo- Herman/Sam/Herman/Herman/Twin Blast/Sam/Sam/Sam/Herman/Vadim/Herman/Twin Blast/Herman)
- Dillinger Escape Plan
- The stranger's two cows
- Take you where you wanna be
- DragonForce
- Grazing before of us
- Two cows are so glorious
- Our teats will shine brightly in the sky
- DragonForce 2
- Oh once in a lifetime take two cows at the right time
- and kill them for feed!
- Ride right for the cows of your life
- Now the time has come for two to be freed!
- Duran Duran
- In touch with the ground
- Im on the hunt Im after Moooooo
- Smell like my arse, Im looking for grass
- And Im hungry like a cow
- Cattle in line, in discord and rhyme
- Im on the hunt Im after Moooooo
- Mouth is alive with juices like urine
- And Im hungry like a cow
- Dschinghis Khan
- Twocow, twocow
- Throw your glasses at the wall
- And good fortune to us all
- Hoh hoh hoh hoh hoh, hey!
- Moskau, Moskau
- Wirf zwei Kühe an die Wand
- Rußland ist ein schönes Land
- Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
- Moskau, Moskau
- Viel Milch trinkt man pur und kalt
- Das macht hundert Jahre alt
- Ho ho ho ho ho, hey!
- Bob Dylan
- How many cows must a man possess before they call him a rancher?
- Echo & the Bunnymen
- In starlit nights I saw you
- So cruelly you milked me
- Your hoofs a magic world
- Your udders all hung with jewels
- The killing moo-on
- Will come too soon
- Edenbridge
- Don't turn away beyond my dream,
- You're paramount to everything
- You have the Two Cows to save infinity !
- Eels
- I like... two cows
- If you're big, and spotted too
- I've got a pasture for you to sit on
- Eiffel 65
- Two cows da ba dee da ba dye
- da ba dee da ba dye
- You have two cows da ba dee da ba dye
- da ba dee da ba dye
- Electric Light Orchestra
- Don’t bring me steak, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no (moo-moo-ha)
- I’ll tell you once more before I get tipped to the floor
- Don’t bring me steak.
- Electric Six
- Cow! I want to take you to a gay bar!
- Elvis Costello & The Attractions
- There's a secondhand emotion on a battered forty-five
- My tears were never enough to keep those cows alive.
- Elvis Costello & The Attractions
- Two Jersey brown cows will fight out until
- One Jersey brown cow drinks the other one's milk
- Einstuerzende Neubauten
- There's a place around the corner
- Where your two cows live
- Emerson, Lake, & Palmer
- Welcome back, my friends, to the farm that never ends
- We're so glad you could attend, graze outside, graze outside
- Eminem
- I woulda never f***ing dream in a f***ing million f***ing years
- So many f***ing cows f***ing waiting to be f***ing milked muthatF***er!
- Exodus
- Two cows in the front row
- And the herd begins to moo
- And there's milk upon the stage
- Bang your horns agains the stage
- And the two cows take their price
- Bonded by milk
- Brian Eno
- But these cows don't walk to well
- A bad sense of direction
- And so they roll around in pairs
- Such a strange collection
- And these cows don't eat to well
- No discrimination
- To be a bovine all the time
- Requires such dedication
- But tipped cows don't moo to well
- They've got a shaky sense of diction
- It's not so much a living hell
- It's just a dying fiction-ion-ion-ion-ion
- Erasure
- (A cow is dressed with a glitter cowboy hat and silver short pants)
- Soul, I hear you calling
- Oh baby please
- Give a little respect
- To these two cows
- …
- Moo moo moo moo moo MOOOOOOOO
- Moo moo moo moo moo MOOOOOOOO, moo mooooo...
- Moolissa Etheridge
- Graze by my window,
- Moo by the light of the moooo-oon
- Graze by my window, I'll be home,
- I'll be home soon.
- Enigma
- (Return to Innocence)
- Moo, moo, moooo, moo-moo, moo, moo...
- Evanescence
- Bid my milk to run
- Before I moo undone
- Save me from the two cows I've become
- Evanescence #2
- Don't moo to me
- If you loved me
- You'd have two cows with me
- Everything But The Cow
- You had two cows, before today.
- One is missing, you walking wounded.
- E-40
- Ghost ride the cows (x4)
- Now milk, milk, milk, milk,
- Milk, milk, milk milk!
- Put yo stunna cows on (x4)
- Now milk, brake, dip dip! (x2)
- Faith No More
- Yooouuuu want two cows, but you can't haaaave them,
- Theeeyyy're in your faaaaaace but you can't miiiiiilk them.
Fall Out Boy: You have two cows. One is liKE O mY GaWd so HAwT and they both suck.
- Fat Cow Slim
- Its my livestock of choice.
- Fat Cow Slim 2
- And the sign said the brown and spotted cattle
- Need not apply
- Fat Cow Slim 3
- I'm the sexiest cow in Jamaica.
- FEAR
- New York's all right
- If you have two cows!
- Feeder
- She's got a brand new cow
- Looks like a jaguar
- It's got a leather hide
- It's got a CD Player!
- And if you had two cows, and could milk them, would you do it?
- Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah!
- Moo Fighters
- Somewhere they're taking cows, but you are like my favourite disease.
- Moo Fighters2
- Just a couple of cows,
Are what I need now In this farm.
- Forward Russia
- Time, To milk a cow
- when the two cows you are milking fracture
- into a Million and one reflections
- But two cows are saving my life!
- Fountains of Wayne
- My two cows have got it goin' on
- They're all I want, and I've waited so long
- Stacey can't you see, it's just bestiality
- I know it's wrong somehow, but I'm in love with my two cows
- Peter Frampton
- Shadows grow so long before my eyes
- And they're moving across the page
- Suddenly the day turns into night
- Far away from the city
- But don't hesitate 'cause your two cows won't wait
- Ooh, baby I love your whey.
- Frankie Goes To Hollymood
- You have two cows. They go to war. You score one point.
- Franz Ferdinand
- Well do ya, do ya do ya wanna
- Milk my cows, like you never milked them before.
- Front 242
- One you buy some cattle
- Two you feed them grass
- Three you slowly milk their teets
- And four you catch your calf
- Garbage
- You stupid cow
- You stupid cow
- All the milk you wasted
- All the milk you wasted
- Judy Garland
- Somewhere over the rainbow,
- Two cows fly
- Cows fly over the rainbow,
- Why then, oh why can't I?
- The Gathering
- It has always been in the back of my mind
- Dreaming about milking all kinds of cows
- I always wanted two cooooooows
- In strange machines
- Gilbert and Sullivan
- Two little cows that moo are we
- Our milk isn't drunk by the Japanese
- Still they drink their wine with stinky brie
- Two little cows that moo
- Lesley Gore
- Sunshine, Lollipops and, two cows,
- Everything is wonderful is what I feel when, we have milk,
- Brighter than a lucky penny,
- When you're near the bulls all disappear, dear,
- And I feel so fine, Just to know I have two cows.
- Genesis
- Watcher of the farms watcher of all
- His is a cow alone no two cows are his own,
- He whom milk can no longer surprise,
- Raising his eyes beholds a pasture unknown.
- Gorillaz
- It's coming on
- It's coming on
- It's coming on
- It's coming on
- It's coming on
- It's coming on
- It's Cows
- Gorillaz(2)
- I'm happy, I'm feeling glad
- I got two cows, in a bag
- Martin Grech
- Tending on my fragile cow.
- How it 'mooooooooos'.
- Where was more when I needed a few?
- All I ever wanted was two.
- Green Day
- My shadows the only one that walks beside me
- My shallow heart's the only fear that guides me
- Some day I wish someone up there will find me
- Till then I walk alone
- Except for these two cows
- Group X
- You haive two aind a haif chauws. You do de saix weeth weemon and eat haut haim saindweech.
- Guess Who
- American cow, stay away from me
- American cow, cattle let me be
- Don't come hanging around my door
- I don't want your milk no more
- I got more important things to do
- Than spend my time milkin' you
- Now cow, stay away
- American cow, listen what I say
- Guns 'n' Roses
- Whoa-whoa-whoa
- Two cows of mi-i-ine
- Whoa-oh-oh-oh-oh
- Sweet cows of mi-i-ine
- Guns 'n' Roses
- Take me down to the paradise city
- Where the cows are two and the girls are pretty
- Guns N' Roses]
- When you're talking to my cows
- And nobody's home
- You can't moo yourself
- You graze in this lawn alone...
- (Alone...)
- Headless Chickens
- Mr Cow you walk upon the pasture.
- You shine like oil on milking machinery.
- You're sharper than a knife and I'll milk you all my life.
- Hed(p.e.)
- These two cows went out to the club
- This little cow came home
- This little cow went out to the club
- This little cow just wants to be milked.
- Hed(p.e.) 2
- CUM COW COME!!!
- Hed(p.e.) 3
- I would give you anything but, I don't have anythng.
- Just these crazy two cows
- And they won't give me any milk.
- Herd of Four
- I love a cow in uniform
- (Milk! Milk!)
- Hillsong
- I lift my moos
- I lift my burps to you
- I lift my hooves
- I lift my mooing to you
- And I love you more than I can moo
- Oh, I love you more than I can moo
- Ever I will moo
- Only you will I adore
- Glorify my farmer
- Only you will I serve
- For the farm will fade away
- Still my milk to you remains
- Only you will I adore
- Huey Lewis and the News
- It's hip to have two cows.
- Jethro Tull
- Happy and I'm smiling
- Walking miles to milk my two cows
- You know I love to love you
- And I love to milk my moo-cows.
- Jimi Hendrix
- Purple Graze, In my mind,
- Perfect feed for two space bovines,
- You got me twitchy, like an itchy mouse,
- 'Scuse me while I milk two cows!
- (An eight minue guitar riff follows, and then he segues into another big hit...)
- 'Cause I got you two cows (voodoo cows!)
- 'Lord knows you got voo-two cows!
- Jimi Hendrix 2
- Have only one itchin’ desire
- Let me stand next to your two cows
- Jimi Hendrix 3
- Well, I stand up next to a bovine
- And I milk it all with a squeeze of my hand
- 'Cos I'm a voodoo calf, God knows I'm a voodoo calf.
- Jimi Hendrix 4
- Now if two cows turned out to be mine, oh I don't mind, I don't mind.
- If the mountains, fell in the sea, let it be, it ain't me.
- Got my own cows to live for, and uh I ain't gonna copy you.
- Jimi Hendrix 5
- Hey Joe, where ya goin' with those two cows of yours?
- Infected Mooshroom
- I wake up!
- And old Bessie's out
- Never again will she sell out
- Converting milk from dairy vats
- Into the cheese and giving it to you...
- I don't know, it just taste right
Jimi Hendrix: You have two cows. One, instead of mooing, says "muuuuuu" and infuences your other cow to mu.
- Kaiser Chiefs
- Oh my god, I cannot believe it
- I just got 2 bloody cows.
- Klaxons
- Won't you please catch that herd as they milk my thoughts, I’m left with the fragments and flames
- Twoooooooo cooooooows meeeen tweeeentyyy
- Klaxons not farmers!
- Kool & the Gang
- You have two cows,
- You have two cows,
- You have two cows,
- You have two cows,
- You have two cows,
- You have two cows.
- Korn
- This farm inside my mind, a place I like to hide,
- But you don't know my two cows, what if they should die?
- A farm inside my brain, another mooing pain,
- But you don't know my two cows, they're so Blind,
- Korn
- Moosic do, and it is reaching,
- Inside you, forever grazing,
- Fuck you too, your milk's a whisper,
- Hang on, you Two-cow Transistor
- Korn
- Sometimes I cannot milk two cows
- Sometimes it's their beef I can taste
- Korn
- You all want two cows say f*ck that!
- F*ck that, f*ck that!
- Robyn Hitchcock
- My cow, and my dead cow,
- Am I the only one who milks her?
- My cow and my dead cow,
- Doesn't anybody milk her at all?
- Whitney Houston
- AND I--I-I-I-I-I-I-I-E-E-E-E-I-I-I-I-I-I WILL ALWAYS SAY MOO-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O-O!
- Iced Earth
- Await the days of Milking
- Bessie's mother's sharing in our pain.
- Erase the human farmers,
- They know not of where they came.
- And though our udders are milked
- We have to wipe the drops away.
- In vain they were not butchered.
- Ten thousand cows, we'll seize the farm!
- Billy Idol
- In the milking hour she moo more more more
- With the rebel moo, she cry moo moo moo.
- Billy Idol again
LIt's a nice day to milk the cows, it's a nice day for a
- White Milking!
- Iggy Pop
- And now I wanna be your cow!
- And now I wanna be YOUR cow!
- And now I wanna be your COW!
- Well cow'mon!
- In Flames (old)
- Where we can no longer miiiilk
- And reality's torn
- Then it's easy to forgeeeet
- Our cows are still waiting...
- In Flames (new)
- I want you to milk me
- Take me somewhere
- Don't want to live
- On a faaa-aaarm one more day
- (insert cow angst here)
- Iron Maiden
- Two, two two
- The number of your cows.
- Iron Maiden 2
- Can I play with moo-ness?!
- Iron Maiden 3
- Run to two cows! Run for bovine!
- Iron Maiden 4
- Have you seen familiar two cows?
- That you know you've never milked before?
- You know that you feel deja moo!
- Iron Maiden 5
- Fear of the cows
- Fear of the cows
- I have a constant fear that cows are always near
- Fear of the cows
- Fear of the cows
- I have a phobia that two cows are always there
- Michael Jackson
- Just MILK IT (milk it) MILK it (milk it)! HEE-hoo! *grabs crotch and attempts to rape a six year old boy*
- Jefferson Airplane
- One cow makes you larger
- And one cow makes you small
- And the milk your mother gives you
- Don't do anything at all
- Go ask Alice, when she's two cows tall
- Joan Jett
- She got cows
- Cows all over the world
- She got bulls
- Every now and then
- Joan Jett 2
- I don't give a moo 'bout my bad reputation
- Moo-das Priest
- Faster than a bull-et
- Terrifying moooing
- Enraged and full of anger
- They're half cow and half machine
- Ride the Milking Monster
- Both breathing smoke and fire
- Closing in with vengeance mooooooiiing hiiiiiiigh
- Moo-das Priest 2
- Two cows, two cows blazin'
- Moo-das Priest 3
- Milkin' after midnight,
- Grazin' till the dawn
- Moo-das Priest 4
- Cause you're the Green Manalishi with the two-pronged cow!
- Moo-das Priest 5
- If you think we're vegans better think again
- There'll be some steak tonight
- Here, come, another two cows
- Time, for, milking is now
- Moo-das Priest 6
- Milkin' the law
- Milkin' the law
- Kansas
- Carry on my wayward cows
- There'll be peace when you are steak
- Lay you weary heads to grass
- Get fat so we'll eat you
- Keane
- Oh simple cow
- Where have you gone?
- I'm getting jolly peckish and I need some rump steak to chew on
Kenny Loggins And I'm gonna cut loose Cow loose, get off your bullish juice :Back to the days of the Purple Cow : Back in the ways of the Purple Cow : Back to the days of Moo... mooo mooo
- Keane 2
- Many the time's I milked with you down
- The rainy udders of our old cows
- And many the bovines we milked in each day
- And buried all together
- Don't laugh at my cows
- Don't look away
- You'll follow me back with two cows in your eyes
- And on your own
- Cowshaped, and steaks of stone
- Kid Rock
- Cowitdabeef ba moo da beef jerky jerky jerky said the two cows said milk both the two cows
- The Killers
- Somebody told me
- That you have two cows
- That look like two bulls
- That I had in February of last year
- King Crimson
- I talk to the cow
- My words all mooing away....
- The cow cannot hear
- The cow cannot hear
- The Kinks
- Girl
- You really got two cows
- You got two cows; I can't sleep at night.
- The KLF
- This is what 2Kows are about!
- Also known as the Justified Ancients of Moo-Moo.
- Furthermore known as two sheep.
- KMFDM
- Stronger than ever, never before
- KMFDM has two cows against beef
- KMFDM 2
- Be mine, cows of salvation
- Moo-ke Joint Jezecow's coming for my lactation
- KMFDM 3
- Ladies and Gentlemen, Cow Ruck.
- KMFDM 4
- We got the two cows, excessive force
- Agricultural soundtrack to the milky wars
- KMFDM 5
- I milked two cows
- On a stool
- Not with mechanical pumps
- I drank the milk
- Of my cows
- Wake me up in semi-skimmed
- Kraftwerk
- You have two cows and they're looking good,
- I'd like to take them home that's understood.
- Kraftwerk 2
- (sharp dry beat) Horns
- (metallic voice) moo
- (sharp dry beat) Hooves
- (metallic voice) moo
- (sharp dry beat) Leather
- (metallic voice) moo
- (sharp dry beat) Milk
- (metallic voice) moo
- (metallic choir) TWO COWS!
- Kraftwerk 3
- It's more fun with two cows
- Laibach
- When we all give the power
- We all milk the best
- Es gibt zwei Kühe vor dem Tod
- Moo heißt Moo
- Laibach 2
- Eins, Zwei, Zwei Kühe
- Meine freunde, sagt es "Mooeh"
- Laibach 3
- You shall see dairy walls crumble and two cows fall
- You shall see darkness, all milk in the sky
- Laibach 4
- Die Kühe
- Sind nicht mehr frei
- Und unser
- Hof hat zwei
- Das Milch ist AUS
- Led Zeppelin
- There are two cows who are sure
- All that glitters is milk
- And they're buying the moo-way to heaven
- Led Zeppelin 2
- We come from the land of the ice and snow
- With the midnight sun and the two cows low
- Led Zeppelin 3
- You need milkin', baby, I'm not foolin',
- I'm gonna get two cows on a milking stool,
- Way down inside honey, you got it,
- I'm gonna get me your milk,
- I'm gonna get me your milk.
- Wanna Whole Lotta Cows (X2)
- Peggy Lee
- You give me two cows,
- When you kiss me,
- Two cows when you hold me tight.
- Two cows in the morning.
- Two cows all through the night
- [Newsflash: Peggy Lee Trampled by Eight Cows!]
- John Lennon
- I don't believe in Elvis
- I don't believe in Beatles
- I just believe in me
- My two cows and me
- And that's reality [...]
- The cream is over
- John Lennon 2
- Imagine there's two cows,
- Its easy if you try,
- Cow pies below us,
- Above us, cries of moos,
- John Lennon 3
- Imagine both my two cows....
- John Lennon 4
- As soon as you're milked they make you feel small
- By giving you two cows instead of them all
- Linkin Park
- CRAAAAAAAAWLING IIIIIIN MY MIIIIIIIIIILLLLK,
- TWO COOWWWWWS THEY WILL NOT HEAAAALLL!
- Linkin Park 2
- I tried so hard and got so far,
- But I the End I only have 2 cows!
- Linkin Park 3
- YOU TRIED TO TAKE MY COWS FROM ME
- GO AWAY
- YOU TRIED TO TAKE MY COWS FROM ME
- GO AWAY
- Liam Lynch
- I went down to the beach one time and saw two cows,
- They were all like, "Mooo!"
- And I'm like, "whatever!"
- Limozeen
- I've got the heart of a cow,
- And the wings of another cow,
- BECAUSE IT'S TWO COWS!
- Lita Ford
- I went to a barn last Saturday night
- I didn't get milked, I got in a fight
- Uh huh. It ain't no big thing
- Lords of Acid
- You wanna suck my two cows?
- Lords of Acid 2
- I just don't know what to do
- I got my two cows but I want you too
- I wanna be screwed by you
- But any two cows will do
- I wanna be screwed by you and you and you
- Lynyrd Skynyrd
- Sweet Home Alabama *dig-a dig-a dig-a doo*;
- Where the cows are so blue.
- Sweet Home Alabama
- I'm gonna moo just for you.
- Ludacris
- Watch out for the medallion, my diamonds are reckless
- Feels like two cows are hanging from my necklace!
- Madness
- Two cows,
- In the middle of our street
- Two cows
- With their udders and their teets
- Madonna
- Justify my cows
- Barry Manilow
- Her name was Bossy, she was a moo-cow,
- She had black spots upon her hair and a branded derriere,
- She would be grazing, or giving milk off,
- And while she lies there eating grass, cow pies drop out from her ass,
- And it stunk really bad, enough to make you mad,
- But for Bossy, it didn't matter; she was dumb but glad
- At the Cowpa, Cowpacabana,
- The hottest ranch north of Havana
- At the Cowpa, Cowpacabana,
- Milking and crapping and grazing and napping
- At the Cowpa, they have two cows.
- Manowar
- Where my two cows go, I will soon be there
- If you want to, come along with me my friend
- Say the Moo, and you'll be free, from the mountain to the sea
- We'll fight for cow freedom again
- Manowar
- Fighting, fighting, fighting two cows
- I've been fighting for beef!
- Manowar
- We don't attract calves 'cause we're too loud
- Just two bovine people, that's Manowar's Cow
- Manowar
- Two cows of metal, we're fighting with power and milk
- Fighting for bulls, bulls that are real
- Two cows of metal will always be there
- Mooing together with horns in the air
- Manowar
- Manowar, Manowar, livin' on the farm
- When we're in town, udders run dry
- Bob Marley
- You have no cows. No cry.
- Bob Marley 2
- We're lowin', lowin', lowin lowin'
- And i hope ya like lowing too
- Bob Marley 3
- Are these cows, are these cows, are these cows, are these cows that I'm milkin'?
(hear the cows mooing) One Love! Two Cows! Let's get together and milk the cows!
- Maroon 5
- Are they two cows out there, cause it's getting harder and harder to breathe...
- The Mars Volta
- Slicing into the vestigial quad-stomached
- amplitude of the bovine lepers through the
- double-cowed nail-scratched skull cries the
- only cow whose broken window face can no longer
- moo through the shards of broken glass and
- the gestating fecal cow tissue permeating his
- lonely and thatched frame and
- [continues for several hours]
- The Mars Volta 2
- Moo without an answer, free form all the milk!
- Must I moo? Cuz I never sleep with two cows!
- Mastodon
- Split two cows with Blood and Thunder
- When you see the milk maid
- Break your backs and milk your cows men
- If you wish to be paid
- Cattle Prods thrust in the sky
- Mastodon 2
- Ran away,
- My two cows ran away
- Taking everything
- My cows ran away,
- Herd them now
- Mastodon 3
- Dear old Macdonald you have been informed you cows are saved.
- Megadeth
- Whaddya mean I ain't got
- Megadeth
- Milk the cow
- The cow is dead
- Long live the cow
- I am the cow!
- Megadeth 2
- Bovine will fight Bovine, spilling milk across the land
- Killing for semi-skimmed, something I don't understand
- Don't look now to Israel, it might be your farmland
- Holy Coooowwwws.....
- Megadeth 3
- We're not ready to milk you yet
- 99 ways to moo
- We're not ready to milk you yet
- Megadeth 3.1
- We're not ready to milk you yet
- 99 cows to milk
- We're not ready to milk you yet
- Metallicow 1
- Bovines...imprisoning me
- all that I see...absolute horror
- lactating this, lactating that
- lactating all...over my ass
- Metallicow 2
- Milk the cow that doesn't milk!
- Metallicow 3
- SQUIRT! By my haaaaand
- I creep across the laaaaand
- Milking bovine glaaaaaaand
- Vegetallica
- Hold my teats as I wish for peace
- Please God, milk me[...]
- Farmer imprisoning me
- All that I see, absolute slaughter
- I cannot moo, I cannot low
- Trapped by myself, abbatoir my holding cell
- Metallicow 4
- Hybred children watch the sea
- Pray for two cows, roaming free
- Drain you of your milk for free,
- face The Cows That Should Not Be
- Metallicow 5
- FAAALLL TO YOUR HOOOOVES
- BOW DOWN TO THE PHANTOM COOOOOOOOOOWWWWWWW!
- Ladytron
- Destroy every cow you touch
- Today
- Destroy mine
- And you'll pay!
- Les Misérables, Castle on a Cloud
- My castle has cows on a cloud;
- I squeeze their milk when I'm asleep.
- Ain't there no good milk, so I weep,
- With my two cows upon a cloud.
- …
- One is a lady all in white,
- With black spots, almost never dry:
- She squirts too much milk and it hurts, her bite;
- She says, "Moo moo, moi milk must be alright."
- Les Misérables, I Dreamed a Dream
- There was a time when cows were kind.
- When their meat was quite soft
- And their milk was not pee;
- There was a time when buyers were blind.
- And the world was a song
- And the song sang "Exploit me".
- There was a time,
- And it all went wrong.
- …
- I dreamed a dream with two cows high,
- When drugs could buy
- Time to squeeze 'em dry.
- I dreamed that they would never die.
- But they were gone when autumn came
- And still I dream they'll come to me
- That we'll live the years together
- But there are dreams that cannot be
- …
- Now life has killed
- The dream I dreamed.
- Les Misérables, Lovely Ladies
- I smell bovines
- Smell 'em in the air
- Think I'll drop my anchor
- In that pasture over there
- Les Misérables, Do you hear the people sing
- Do you hear the people sing
- Singing about you have two cows
- It is the music for a people
- Who have two cows but don't share
- When the beating of our hearts
- Echoes the beating of the drums
- There are two cows should be shared
- When the dinner comes!
- Lovely bovines
- Smell 'em through the smoke
- Seven days at sea
- Can make you hungry for a poke
- Even milkers need a little milk!
- Lovely bovines
- Waiting for a squeeze
- Waiting for the customers
- Who'll turn their milk to cheese
- Lovely bovines
- Ready for the call
- Standing up or lying down
- Or any way at all
- Bargain prices up against the wall!
- Come here my dear
- Let's see this trinket you wear
- This small cowbell...
- Madame, I'll sell it to you...
- I'll give you four!
- That wouldn't pay for the chain!
- I'll give you five. You're far too eager to sell.
- It's up to you.
- It's all I have.
- That's not my fault.
- No more than five
- My dear, we must all stay alive!
Michael McDonald: What a cow believes....
- Ministry
- Senor MacDonald!
- Owner of those two cows
- A family of farmers
- And beef's his middle name
- Ministry 2
- Cow by cow
- Barn to barn
- The rulers of the farmland
- And in the land of milk and butter
- You eat
- Ministry 3
- Cows!
- Calves and heifers!
- Herbivores!
- Quadrupeds and bovines!
- The Misfits
- Torn from the heavens they fall from the sky
- and graze the paddocks among mortal cows.
- They hide in the shadows, keepers of the milk.
- The Misfits 2
- Point me to Daisy's udders
- I can't milk her on my own
- Walk me to the milking shed
- Lactate her glands
- The Misfits 3
- I've got something to say
- I milked your two cows today
- And it doesn't matter much to me, just as long as it's skimmed.
- Marilyn Manson
- Anti-two cows, now you've gone to far
- Here's your anti-beef, superstar
- Marilyn Manson
- We're all two-cows now...
- In the Beef-show.
- They milk you when you're on all the cow-vers...
- When you're not, then they milk an-udder...
- Marilyn Monroe
- I wanna be milked by You
- Just You
- Nobody else but You
- Jim Moorrison
- Cows are strange, when you're a stranger.
- Cows look ugly, when you're alone.
- Jim Moorrison 2
- The farmer awoke before dawn
- He put his gloves on
- He took a pail from the ancient gallery
- And he walked into the barn
- And he came to a pen, and he looked inside
- "Bessie?" "Yes, farmer?" "I want to kill you."
- "Bossie? I want to....MIIIIIILK YOUUUUUUUUU!"
- Motörcow
- Only way to milk a cow is when it's good and loud
- So good you can't believe it milking your two cows
- The Muppets
- Moomoo-moomoo
- Do-do do-do-doo
- Moomoo-moomoo
- Do-do-do doo
- Moomoo-moomoo
- Do-doo do-do-do do-do-do dodododo do-do-do-do-dooo
- [Repeat]
- Moos
- My plug in bovine
- Crucifies my enemies
- Moos 2
- Our cows are running out, are cows are running out,
- We only have 2 cows left, who took all of our cows
- Where have they gone?
- Moos 3
- Ooooohhhh aaaahhh, you set my two cows alight.
- Mushroomhead
- You milk them faster
- Than the slowest pump yet
- Two more cows to regret
- Mr. Bungle
- It's time to masturbate
- I've got two cows, and I don't need nothin else
- My hand is tired and my dick is sore
- But my two cows want more
- So I flip through the udders one more time
- And I just let the milk fly
- My Chemical Romance
- Two cows are dead and/or dying.
- I miss my grandma.
- Napalm Death
- (-song starts-)
- MOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
- (-song ends-)
- Nas
- I got mine, I hope you (got ur self two cows)
- You from the farm, I hope you (got ur self two cows)
- You want angus beef? I hope you (got ur self two cows)
- And when I see you Imma herd what I want, so
- You tried to brand, hope you (got ur self two cows)
- You ain't USDA, hope you (got ur self two cows)
- Neaera
- Armamendairyum
- Get calcium against the poison
- The osteo is almost on the way
- Stevie Nicks
- Just like the black spotted cow
- Moos a song
- Sounds like she's mooing
- Moo... Moo... Moo...
- Nightwish
- I wish I had two cows
- For one moment of milking
- I wish I had two cows
- Tonight
- Nine Inch Nails
- all the cows are all lined up
- i give you all that you want
- take the milk and drink it up
- now doesn't that make you feel better?
- Nine Inch Nails 2
- I wanna milk you like an animal
- Nine Inch Nails 3
- bow down before the cows you serve,
- you're going to milk what you deserve.
- Nine Inch Nails 4
- Your cows are dead
- And no one cares
- If there is a farm
- I'll milk them there
- Nirvana
- here we are now
- entertain us
- a mulatto
- an albino
- a mosquito
- two cows, neato
- moo
- Nirvana 2
- Milk me
- Milk me, my friend
- Milk me
- Milk, again
- I'm not the only cow?
- Nirvana 3
- cow, a cow, that's two we have
- Nirvana 4
- Daddy's little calf ain't a calf no more
- Daddy's little calf ain't a calf no more
- Daddy's little calf ain't a calf no more!
- Nitzer Ebb
- Whether you be glad, sad, or bad
- Whether you be glad, sad, or bad
- You've got to know there's two cows to be had
- You've got to know there's two cows to be had
- Nitzer Ebb
- WHERE...ARE...TWO COWS?
- WHERE...IS...THE BEEF?
- Nitzer Ebb
- Don't take those cows away
- Don't take that calf away
- Thou taketh cows away
- Money...money for milk
- Nitzer Ebb 2
- Cows, cows, cows, cows,
- Milk, milk, milk, milk
- Beef, beef, beef, beef
- Grass, grass, grass, grass!
- Moo!
- Nitzer Ebb
- GET THIS
- GET THIS
- I've got two cows
- YOU CAN'T MILK THEM
- (they're not the same, they're not the same)
- Pulling on your udders, tipping over you milk pail, I've got two cows...
- TWO COWS
- I'M HERE
- Nobuo Uematsu
- Estuans interius ira vehemini
- TWO COWS! TWO COWS!
- (cue several minutes of epic orchestral horn music)
- No Doubt
- Don't moo
- I know you aren't speaking
- So please stop pretending
- Don't moo because it hurts
- Don't moo because it hurts
- NOFX
- You have two fuckin' cows!
- Fuckin' Cows!
- FUCK-ING-COWS!!!!!!!!
- NOFX 2
- Cows are good, they let you do things that you know you not should
- And when you have 'em people think that you're cool.
- Cows are neat, and you can get milk when you pull their teat.
- Norma Jean
- Waltz around the farm,
- While you're grazing your stare,
- In your udder suit,
- I'll give it a name,
- Eat near the fences,
- Beef in a basket,
- Open the door,
- Open the Grave,
- Moo-der
- Now you're milking two cows with your farmer
- Norther
- WE MOO!
- The way we moo is our way!
- Raise up your hands
- And show us your teats!
- Gary Numan
- Here in my cows
- I feel safest of all
- I can chew all my cud
- It's the only way to live
- In cows
- NWA
- Straight outta Compton
- crazy muthafucka named Ice Cube
- got two cows
- with muthafuckin' attitude
- Oasis
- And maybe
- You're gonna be the cow that milks me
- And on to browse
- You shall have two cows
- (And they're the best cows. Not just now. Ever.)
- Oasis 2
- And twooooooo cows can waaaaaiiiit,
- They know it's to late as I'm milkin' them dryyyyy
- Billy Ocean
- Get out of my dreams, get into my ranch.
- The Offspring
- In a world without farmers,
- Who will milk my two cows?
- Mike Oldfield (pre-exegesis)
- Two slightly distorted cows,
- plus... Tubular Cowbells!
- Mike Oldfield (post-exegesis)
- Milked away by a moo-nlight shadow
- Operation Ivy
- Moo, just another cow
- Moo, just another cow
- Moo, just another cow
- Moo, we need a gathering instead
- Opeth
- There is a cow that is grazing
- There is some milk
- Falling only on me
- Opeth 2
- Mooing
- Mouth still mooing from the cause
- Feeding
- Stomachs feeding off the grass
- Aching
- Hand still aching from the tugs
- Dripping
- Milk is dripping from your teats
- Orphaned Land
- The second was then divided into two
- They were given their first symbols
- They bore faces of animals
- A Cow, and a Cow
- Ozzy Osbourne
- Times have changed and times are strange
- Here I come, but I ain't the same
- Mama, I got two cows
- Times gone by seem to be
- You could have been a better rancher for me
- Mama, I got two cows
- Ozzy Osbourne 2
- Two cows
- But that's how it goes
- Coming off the rails with my crazy cows
- Ozzy Osbourne 3
- Mr. Cowley, what went down in your udders
- Mr. Cowley, did you talk to 2 cows
- Pantera
- Hold two cows for the war
- Use them for what they're for
- You keep two cows
- Milk
- Beef
- Cows
- You keep these cows
- (We're takin' over this farm)
- Step outside for the two cows from hell!
- Papa Roach
- CUT MY TWO COWS INTO PIECES, THIS IS MY LAST RESORT!!!!!!!!!!!!11!1
- Paramore
- That's what you get when you let two cows win
- Whoa-o-o-oh!
- Party Boy
- Mmts, Mmts, Mmts, Mmts, Two cows, Mmts, Mmts.......
- Pavement
- Two cows! We want two cows!
- North and south
- Two, two cows
- Pearl Jam
- Oh I, oh, I have two cows
- Hey, I, I, oh, I have two cows
- Hey, I, oh, I have two cows
- Carl Perkins
- One for the money
- Two for the cows
- Three to get ready
- Not go cow go!
- Pet Shop Boys
- You have two cows that look very bored.
- One is wearing a baseball cap.
- Pet Shop Boys 2
- I've got a cow.
- You've got a cow.
- Let's make lots of money.
- Pet Shop Boys 3
- (Go West!)
- Cows are peaceful there
- (Go West!)
- In the open air
- (Go West!)
- Where the cows do moo
- (Go West!)
- Moo is what we'll gonna do!
- Phish
- Welcome this is a farmhouse
- We have many cows alas
- At this time of year, they're bad
- We are so very sorry
- There is little we can do
- But milk them
- Pitchshifter
- Milk two cows
- If I want to
- Eat their beef
- If I want to
- Pitchshifter 2
- Please sir, tell me why
- We put two cows on the moon when milk on Earth's so cheap
- Please sir, tell me why
- There's no black Supercow, Kow Kow Kow...
- Pixies
- Outside there’s two cows waiting
- Outside the family’s blue
- Out by the combine reaping
- Outside we wait while our cud we chew
- They’ve made us wait so long (so long, so long)
- Cause milk machine is gone
- Here comes our moo
- Here comes our moo (x2)
- Placebo
- A friend in need's a friend indeed, two cows are better
- Placebo 2
- Let's follow the cows back home, and rob their houses.
- The Prodigy
- Set my cows up,
- Smack two cows up.
- The Prodigy 2
- If I was in World War 2 they'd be two cows!
- The Prodigy 3
- (chorus): Cause these two cows have a temper. you'll never take them.
- (bridge): We love our semi-skimmed, we got some semi-skimmed...
- Pink Floyd (The Piper at the Gates of Dawn)
- I've got two cows, you can milk them if you like.
- Pink Floyd (A Saucerful of Secrets)
- Corporal Clegg had two cows.
- Pink Floyd (Ummagumma)
- Careful with those two cows, Moogene!
- Pink Floyd (Ummagumma) 2
- You write a song called 'Several Species of Small Furry Cows Gathered Together in a Farm and Mooing with a Pig'. You decide to get a real job.
- Pink Floyd (Atom Heart Mother)
- You have two cows. You photograph one for an album cover.
- Pink Floyd (Meddle)
- One of these days, I'm going to cut your two cows into little pieces!
- Pink Floyd (Obscured by Clouds)
- Flash the readies, where's ... uh the two cows?
- Pink Floyd (Dark Side of the Moon)
- I know I have two cows. I've always had two cows, like most of us have.
- We have to explain why you have two cows, even if you don't have two cows.
- Pink Floyd (Wish You Were Here)
- You have two cows. You set one on fire and make them shake hands for the 25th anniversary CD artwork.
- Pink Floyd (Wish You Were Here) 2
- We're just
- Two lost cows grazing in a pasture
- Year after year
- Chewing on the same old ground
- But have we found
- The same old steers
- Pink Floyd (Animals)
- You have two cows, haha, charade you are.
- <20 minutes of nothing much>
- Pink Floyd (The Wall)
- Hey, farmer! Leave them cows alone!
- All in all you're just another bull in the herd
- Pink Floyd (The Wall) 2
- Hello,
- How many cows are in there?
- Just moo if you can hear me.
- Are there any cows home?
- I have become cowmfortably numb.
- Pink Floyd (The Final Cut)
- You write an album complaining about how Margaret Thatcher sent your two cows off to war. It sucks.
- Pink Floyd (A Momentary Lapse of Reason)
- You have three cows. You sack one. The other cows leave you and release an album. You say you can do better. You can't.
- Pink Floyd (The Division Bell)
- 'For millions of years, mankind lived just like the animals. Then something happened that unleashed the power of our two cows. We learnt to milk.'
- Primus
- We are the cows
- Protest the Heifer
- If I had a gun
- I'd pump your two cows full of lead!
- If I believed in meat
- I would eat those two cows!
- Prussian Blue
- I have two white cows.
- Purcell and Klaus Nomi
- What Power art thou,
- Who from below,
- Hast made me cow,
- Unwillingly and slow,
- From beds of everlasting straw!
- See'st thou not how stiff,
- And wondrous old,
- Far unfit to bear the bitter cow.
- I can scarcely Moo.
- Or draw my milk,
- I can scarcely Moo,
- Or draw my milk.
- Let me, let me,
- Let me, let me,
- Moo again...
- Let me, let me,
- Moo again to death!
- Queen
- Oh mama mia, mama mia, mama mia let me go
- Beelzebub has two cows put aside for me
- Queen 2
- I want it all, I want it all, I want it all, and I want two cows!
- Queen 3
- Don't stop two cows,
- 'Cos they're havin' a good time.
- Queen 4
- Lock your two cows out of doors
- I don't need them nosin' around
- Tie your bovine down
- Tie your bovine down
- Give me all your milk tonight
- Queen 5
- Mama just killed two cows,
- put a pitchfork to their head,
- jabbed it in, now they're dead
- mama, cows had always mooed,
- but now they'll never, ever moo again!
- Queen 6
- We have, We have two cows!
- We have, We have two cows!
- Queen 7
- We are the cattle, my friend
- And we'll keep on mooing 'till the end
- We are the cattle
- We are the cattle
- There's no time for chickens
- 'cause we are the cattle of the barn!
- R.A. The Rugged Man
- Milkshed milkshed hua moo!
- Milkshed milkshed hua moo!
- Milkshed milkshed hua hua hua hua!
- R.E.M.
- There's two in the corner,
- Thats them in the past-ure,
- Cows are my religion.
- Tryin to moo, in time with you (moo, moo awww),
- And I dont know if i can do it.
- Oh no ive said too much
- Two cows were not enough.
- I thought that i heard you lowing,
- I though that you made some cream.
- But that was just a dream.
- Just a dream...
- R.E.M. 2
- I'm pushing two cows up the stairs,
- I'm tossing up udders that were never there,
- Over my shoulder a milk bottle falls
- Crashing in the fi-i-i-ield
- R.E.M. 3
- If you believe, they put a cow on the moon
- (Cow on the moon)
- And if you believe there nothing under their hoves
- Then nothing is cool
- (Nothing)
- Radiohead
- You have two green plastic cows. In a cage. On antibiotics.
- Radiohead 2
- There are two cows in my head.
- Radiohead 3
- I wish I had two cows
- Two fucking bovines
- But I'm a sheep
- I'm a weirdoo--ooo...
- Radiohead 4
- Koo-ma police, milk these cows,
- they need your love
- Radiohead, yes, more.
- Have we all got two cows?
- I'm really milking.
- Rage
- Like a pair of cows, where all milk dies and calves are born
- Rage Against the Machine
- Ya know they murdered X
- And tried to blame it on two cows
- Rage Against the Machine 2
- I'm sittin' down here in the campfire light
- With the Ghost of Two Cows
- Rage Against the Machine 3
- Some of those who have eyebrows
- Are the same that have two cows.
- Rage Against the Machine 4
- You have four humans, one of them can make his guitar sound like two cows.
- Rammstein
- Du... Du hast ... Du hast zwei Kühe...
- Rammstein 2
- Eins..hier kompt die Kühe..Zwei..hier kompt die Kühe
- Rammstein 3
- Es ist Mein Kühe!
- Rammstein 4
- Ich Kühe!
- Ramones
- 1, 2, 3, 4, YOU HAVE TWO COWS!!!!!
- Ramones 2
- 1, 2, 3, 4, YOU HAVE TWO COWS!!!!!
- Ramones 3
- 1, 2, 3, 4, YOU HAVE TWO COWS!!!!!
- Ramones 4
- The KKK took my two cows away,
- They took 'em away, away from me
- Ramones 5
- They're piling in the backseat
- Sucking on a cow's teat
- Two cows are losing their mind
- The Blitzkow Bop
- Red Hot Chili Peppers
- Psychic cows from Cheshire try to steal the milk's elation
- And little calves from Sweden dream of yogurt-rich quotations
- And if you want this kind of cheese, it's Cowifornication
- Red Hot Chili Peppers 2
- I got two cows like softest silk
- My mouth was made to suck their milk
- Red Hot Chili Peppers 3
- The stadium arcadium
- A mirror to the moo
- I'm farming and I'm milking
- State of the barn
- Until 2 cows come crashing
- Helen Reddy
- I am bovine, hear me moo!
- Right Said Fred
- I'm too sexy for my cow
- Too sexy for my cow.
- Rise Against
- Is their milk all clear, or is it made of muck?
- Did one eat your charm, or did you get it stuck?
- Are they getting closer, or are we just getting more scared?
- I'll show you mine, if you show me yours first;
- Let's compare cows, I'll tell you whoooose is worse
- Let's remoove these sheep and replace them with our twoooo cows.
- They live in the pastures and moo through the day,
- They get by just fine there with bails of hay.
- Lowing's their saviour, they'll moo till the end,
- I won't cross a cow 'til you hold my haaaaand.
- Pleeeease milk those coooows
- Pleeeease milk those cooo-ows
- Please milk those cows
- Rock Mooster Scott & The Dynamic Three
- The hoof, the hoof, the hoof is on fire.
- We don't need no water let the mootherfucker burn.
- Burn mootherfucker, burn!
- Say mooo! Say mooo!
- Dave Rodgers
- Gonna get you,
- like a space cow!
- Moo moo-moo moo!
- Rolling Stones
- I know they're only two cows, but I like them.
- Rolling Stones 2
- I see my two cows and i want them painted black.
- No mooing anymore i want them to turn black.
- '"The Runaways'"
- 'Cause I was born to milk cows
- I'm not sad
- And I'm glad I did it!
- Born to milk cows!
- The Runaways 2
- Let me tell you what we've been chewing
- Neon cows on the road to milking!
- The Runaways 3
- We're the cows of noise
- Come n get it bulls
- Rush
- Whoa whoa! You can be the rancher
- And I will own the farm
- Walking over to the barn
- Closer to the cows
- Closer to the coooooooooooooooows! Yeah!
- Sahara Hotnights
- I'm on top of your barn!
- Once and for all I'm ready to be the
- Cow on top of your barn!
- Scooter
- Drei Uhr morgens!
- Die angemalte Kuh!
- Scooter 2
- Moo, moo, moo, moom-a moo, moo, moo,
- Mi-moo moo, moo, moo, mooma, moo, moo!
- Screeching Weasel
- There's a real cool pasture on the other side of town
- Where the real cool cows go to hang around
- And talk bad ...about the other cows.
- Yeah there's a real cool herd and you're not part of it!
- Screeching Weasel 2
- (scattered sounds)
- (moo)
- That's right, your milk is fucked up!
- I like milk unpasteurised
- it shows that I'm a real man
- and I know how to pull a scam
- in the name of milk and spam
- I'm saying no
- I'm saying no
- I like saying no
- to having two cows!
My dad always like the other cow better, He was never there to milk me, I took prescription drugs and broke up with my girlfriend every two years Then I made a whiny record about it
- Sepultura
- WAR FOR TWO COWS!!!
- WAR FOR TWO COWS!!!
- Sepultura 2
- I'll take you to a farm
- Where we can find our COOOOOWWWWS!!!!
- Jersey COOOOOOWWWWWWWS!!!!!
- Sepultura 3
- COOOOOWWWWWS BLOODY COOOOOWWWS!!!
- COOOOOWWWWWS BLOODY COOOOOWWWS!!!
- COOOOOWWWWWS BLOODY COOOOOWWWS!!!
- COOOOOWWWWWS BLOODY MOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
- Believe in our cattle
- We don't need to be people
- It's all we wanna be
- Watch me MIIIIIIIILK!!!
- Sex Pistols
- You have two cows. Never mind the bullocks.
- Shakira
- Oh baby when you moo like that
- You make a cow go mad
- So be wise
- And keep on
- Reading the signs of my bovine
- Shonen Knife
- My God I got, Cow Eyes
- My God I got, Cow Eyes
- My God I got, Cow Eyes
- Cow Eyes!!!
- Moo, moo, moo, what do I see!
- Moo, moo, moo, what do I see!
- Moo, moo, moo, what do I see!
- What do I see, what do I see
- Moo
- Sigur Rós
- You have two
- You have two cows, moo moo
- You have two
- You have two cows, moo moo
- You have
- Sigur Rós 2
- A cow is enough, ahhh ahhhh
- Mooooooo
- Two cows are too much so leave one here
- (mooo instruments)
- Simple Plan
- How could this happen to moo
- My two cows are steak
- Got no were to run
- But calves go on!
- (Angst)
- Frank Sinatra
- Two cows in the night, exchanging glances,
- Wondering in the night, what were the chances
- We'd be sharing milk before the night was through.
- Frank Sinatra
- And then I go and spoil two cows
- By saying somethin' stupid like "I loooooove beef, I looooooove beef"
- Frank Sinatra 2
- Two cows on the walls, theyre in your kitchen,
- Eating Golden Grahams, And then theyre Bitchin',
- And then they fly away, to suck another day!
- Frank Sinatra Re-loaded
- Fly me to the moon
- moo moo moo moo moo moo stars
- moo moo moo moo moo moo moo Jupiter moo Mars
- Slayer
- Raining milk
- From a lactating sky
- Milking its udder
- Creating my pasture
- Now I shall reign with two cows!
- Slipknot
- COWS=SHIT
- Slipknot 2
- I push my two cows into my eyes.
- Slipknot 3
- Kill all cows
- Noone has cows!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- Slipknot 4
- I felt two cows rise up in me
- Kneel down and milk the cows' titties
- I graze out where you can't see
- Inside two cows I wait and bleed!
- Slipknot 5
- MILK! MY COWS!
- (all I wanna do is milk two cows, all you wanna do is feed them grass)
- The Smashing Pumpkins
- My reflection, dirty mirror
- There's no connection to my cows
- Intoxicator, with the big plows
- I'm in love with, my two cows
- Theyyyyy're the cows, for meeeeee, they're all I really need oh yeah.....
- The Smashing Pumpkins
- Shakedown, 1979
- Cool cows never have the time
- On a live wire right up off the street
- You and I should bleet
- And I don't even care to shake these zipper moos
- And we don't know just where our horns will rest
- To dust, I guess, forgotten and absorbed to the earth below
- The Smiths
- You have two cows,
- And the calf that you carve with a smile
- Is MURDER
- Soilwork
- Of milk I'll rise
- From this perennial demise
- 'Cause we've milked bloodstained cows
- On every f*cking side!
- (guest solo from IA... Peter Wichows was feeling lazy that day)
- Soilwork 2
- Fading out, fading out alone...
- As we speak, we turn to cows...
- Sonata Arctica
- Full moon is on the sky and he's not a cow anymore
- Sonic Youth
- I know a secret or two about moo
- she won't mind if I tell you
- she likes to eat green underwear
- and lays down almost anywhere
- And she sticks just like glue
- And the bulls say hey moo whats new?
- my friend Moo just goes MOO MOO
- my friend Moo just goes MOO MOO
- Sonic Youth
- everyones talking about the dairy weather
- and whats a farmer to do but milk out whether it's true
- looking for a farmer with a focus and a temper
- who can open up a ranch and see between cows one and two
- time to milk them, before two cows get to you
- here the cows come now, stick to your guns and let them through
- Soulfly
- Milk your cows now
- Move the world now
- Let your cows out
- Let your cows GRAAAZE!
- mmmmMMMOOOOOO!
- (cheap tapping solo)
- You must graze from
- Inside out
- You graze, we milk
- Inside out
- Britney Spears
- My full udder is killing me
- I must confess, I still believe (Still believe)
- When I'm not emptied I lose my mind
- So help this bovine
- Milk me baby one more time
- Species Cownterpoint
- Your two cows can only sing in consonant intervals, must end on an octave, and must approach the final note by contrary motion.
- Species Cownterpoint 2
- Your two cows can sing in dissonance, but only off-beats, because now one of your cows sings two notes for every one note the other cow sings.
- Species Cownterpoint 3
- There are four times as many cows in the cownterpoint field as there are in the cantus fieldus.
- Species Cownterpoint 4
- Your cows now sing dissonances on strong beats, but resolve them on weak beats. This is not very Moosical.
- Species Cownterpoint 5
- Your two cows can do anything they want from the other species.
- The Spice Girls
- You have two cows. Two become one. You have one cow.
- The Spice Cows
- If ya wanna milk my two cows, ya gotta hire some milk maids
- Bruce Springsteen
- You got two cows, and baby I got a stool and a pail
- I don't know about you but I'm pretty lonely tonight
- And if you want to milk, here among these graveyard Chevrolets
- Let's milk, let's milk these two cows, it'll be all right
- Static-X
- Having two cows, Milking your cows
- Your field's on fire
- They're black and white
- (with brown patches)
- Static-X
- You're trying to milk them, trying to milk them
- The only cows I understand are made of beef
- Steely Dan
- Your everlasting pasture, you can see it fading fast
- So you grab two cows you think are gonna last
- But you wouldn't even know an udder if you held it in your hand
- The things that pass for dairy I can't understand
- Are you reelin' in the steeeeeeeers...
- Sticky Filth
- She told me that I had to go
- pack my bollocks and get on the road
- just when I thought milk was flowing alright.
- I used her, I abused her
- I milked her, I bruised her.
- I liked her, I hated her
- I made her cry herself to sleep.
- I saved the tears on her paddock.
- Weep, Daisy weep.
- Strapping Young Lad
- I am the coming of a new cow
- Pasteurized by far
- I was a puzzle in your sick farm
- But will never be a sheep anymore.
- Because I ran through your fucking pasture
- And I worked through your fucking lies
- Now I'm beating down the fence
- With a thousand times the stress
- So I won't end up with a side of fries.
- Stratovarius
- I am Hunting for two cows
- Diving from the sky above
- Looking for, cow and more, once again
- I'm Hunting for two cows
- Sometimes I may win sometimes I'll lose
- It's just a moo that I say
- Barbra Streisand
- People,
- People who have two cows
- Are the luckiest people in the world.
- Sublime
- Take a small example, a tip from me.
- Take your two cows and give them up to charity.
- Sublime
- I don't read no Uncyclopedia
- I ain't go no 2 cows
- Sunn o)))
- sri-suka uvaca
- tatas canu-dinam dharmah
- satyam saucam ksama daya
- kalena balina rajan
- nanksyaty ayur balam smrtih
- [Translation:]
- Sukadeva Gosvami said: Then, O King, religion, truthfulness, cleanliness, tolerance, mercy,
- duration of life, physical strength and memory will all diminish day by day because of the
- powerful influence of the age of Cows.
- Swans
- Keep your head on the grass
- Keep your head on the grass
- Push your ass up
- Push your ass up
- Milk around
- Milk around
- Milk around
- cry, cry, cry,
- cry, cry, cry,
- cry, cry, cry, cry
- This sounds Moooo
- The Sword
- Can't you see what you have brought here?
- Two cows will be slaughtered here
- System of a Cow
- Haven't we paid penance, to the two cows?
- System of a Cow
- Wake up!
- Milk two cows and put a little bit of make-up!
- I do not have two cows, you have two cows, I have two cows, I hope your stepson doesn't drink the milk,
- When we're drinking quarts of soy silk!
- I do not have two cows, you have two cows, I have two cows, I hope your stepson doesn't drink the milk,
- When we're drinking quarts of soy silk!
- Brown cows never hurt feelings,
- Brown cows never hurt feelings,
- Brown cows never hurt feelings.
- Horns and hooves and spots and udders!
- Horns and hooves and spots and udders!
- Clean shavings of Grade A beef!
- System of a Cow 2
- Do we all learn defeat
- From two cows, with bad hooves
- Eat the beef, milk their seat
- System of a Cow 3
- My cow is much bigger than yours!
- My cow stampedes right through the door!
- Pushing both of my cows
- With their fully automatics
- They like to spray the milk around
- System of a Cow 4
- It's a non stop disco
- bet you it's caprisco
- betcha didn't know
- TWO COWS!
- Hey Mr. Jack
- Are those two cows watching your back?
- Hey where you at
- On the side of the farmyard in your cart
- I went out on a date, with two cows, a bit late
- They had so many calves
- System of a Down 5
- Why do they always send the cows?
- Barbarisms by two cows,
- With pointed hooves...
- System of a Down 6
- I buy my cream, my steamed hot milk right here in Wisconsin!
- They're trying to till a pasture
- They're trying to till a pasture
- They're trying to till a pasture
WHY THE FUCK DID YOU TAKE OUR TWO COWS AWAY FROM US YOU MOTHERFUCKER!?
- System of a Cow 7
- Where did you expect us to go when two cows fall?
- System of a Cow 8
- Two cows
- Watching it all, grazing
- Two cows
- Living it all, grazing
- Two cows grazing,
- one's heaving
- System of a Down again, yes.
- You have two cows that you hate
- Sittin' around all day
- Who could believe you?
- Who could believe you?
- Let them eat and graze.
- Taproot
- Moo...
- Take That
- Relight my two cows
- Your milk is my only desire
- The Talking Heads
- Burning down the cows!
- TATU
- All the things she said,
- All that she said,
- Was, You got two lesbian cows
- Just two lesbian cows.
- They made out on MADtv once, and it was really, really hot.
- Tegan and Sara
- I was walking with two cows,
- I said please, please don't insist.
- I was walking with two cows,
- I said please, please don't insist.
- The Telemarketers
- RAISE TWO COWS IF YOU CARE!!!!
- They Might Be Giants
- I'm goin' to Two Cowstown, Cows are friends to me,
- Live beneath the ocean and that's where I will be,
- Beneath the waves, the waves, and that's where I will be,
- I'm gonna see two cows beneath the sea
- The Timelords
- Doctor Moooooo, HEY! Doctor Moo.
- Thin Lizzy
- Two cows are back in town, two cows are back in tow-own.
- Toe Jam
- Yooooou have two coooowwwws, aw yeah
- But whyyyyy, oh whyyyyy, can't they beeeee miiiiiiiiiine?
- Awwwww, yeahhhh
- Tom Lehrer
- I always will remember, 'twas a year ago November,
- I went out to hunt some deer on a morning bright and clear.
- I went and shot the maximum the game laws would allow,
- Two game wardens, seven hunters, and two cows.
- Tom Lehrer 2
- The world seems in tune
- On a spring afternoon
- When we're poisoning two cows in the park.
- Tony Bennett
- Two cows, they’re no strangers to a pair of dice
- Now my cash goes to Switzerland
- Something’s strange with that pair of dice.
- Stunned I stare and I wonder how
- Bovidae can control the dice
- In their veins must flow blood like ice
- Toto
- I guess it rains down in Cow-frica.
- Trivium
- Deconstructing their farm
- Our cows, will be tenfold!!
- The Toxic Avenger
- Weird ringing.
- ESCAPE!!!!!!!
- Techno beats.
- TWO COWS.
- Techno beats.
- Weird ringing.
One MOO!! for the Bovine that fought beside us!!!
- The Turtles
- I can't see me raisin' no bovines but you,
- I love my cowwwwws!
- You always give me such wonderful milk
- I want you nowwwww (in scottish accent)!
- Shania Twain
- You have two cows, but that don't impress me much.
- Twisted Sister
- Oh we're not gonna milk it
- No, we ain't gonna milk it
- Oh we're not gonna milk it anymore
- U2
- U2 have cows
- U2
- It's two beautiful cows
- Don't let them get away
U22U tu-tuU2^2U2 2- My heart is heavy
- Heavy as two cows
- U2 3
- It's alright, it's alright, alright
- She moo's in mysterious ways
- U2 (pre-1990)
- In the name of meat
- Two cows in the name of meat
- (Speaking) You know, cows are exploited for beef all over the world. Power to the cows! Amandla awemoo!
- U2 (vertigo)
- Uno...dos...tres...cowtorce!
- UB40
- Cows
- I got two cows,
- I got two cows.
- Under the Influence of Cows
- I like two cows that come out at night
- Everybody dance, everybody get milk
- Van Halen
- Ain't talkin' bout cows.
- Two cows is rotten to the core.
- Ain't talkin' bout cows.
- Just like I told you before, yeah before
- Van Halen 2
- AAAH yea, two beautiful cows.
- There must be some kind of way
- That we can Get two cows.
- But i, i just can't do it all
- Without you, without you.
- Shiny shiny
- Shiny hooves of leather
- Whiplashed, two-cows, in the dark
- I jab the cows into my vein
- And see it shoot up the dropper's neck
- HERMOOIN
- Ice milk baby!
- DIE COWS DIE DIE DIE FUCKERS DIE
- Village People
- Young man,
- I said you have two cows.
- I said, young man,
- They just came from Krakow.
- Rufus Wainwright
- I will never have two cows like you
- According to the board of dairy farmer representation
- These are just the rules and regulations
- Of the cows and the sheep
- the milk and the cheese...
- Waking The Cadaver
- Caution: Lyrical accuracy under dispute
- Moo
- I like to suck on milk
- I like to color spots
- I'd like to feel your udders
- I like... shredded... beeeeeeeef!
- Beef! Beef beef beef!
- Shreddedded beef! Shredded beef!
- "Weird Al" Yankovic
- You have 27 cows.
- "Weird Al" Yankovic 2
- Hip, Hip, Hooray, it's Two Cows stomping daaaaaay!
- Two Cows stomping day! HEY!
- The White Stripes
- The hardest bovine two bovine...
- The hardest bovine two bovine, uh-oh
- The White Stripes 2
- I'm gonna milk them all
- A two cow army couldn't hold me back
- The White Stripes 3
- Yeah I'm thinkin' about my two cows
- When ya gonna milk 'em, when ya gonna milk 'em?
- Frank Zappa
- You have two cows. One of them has legs longer than the other, like a reg'lar Cowmby Hoof.
- White Zombie
- You have two cows,
- One's a killer, one's a thriller
- Spookshow farmer, yeah!
- White Zombie 2
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah-
- More bovine than bovine
- More bovine than bovine
- More bovine than bovine
- More bovine than bovine
- More bovine than bovine
- More bovine than bovine
- White Zombie 3
- Large udders
- Dripping with milk
- Two livin' dead cows
- The Who
- Those two deaf, dumb and blind cows sure play the mean pinball.
- The Who 2
- We're two bulls, we're two bulls
- But our mother won't admit it
- We're two bulls, we're two bulls
- But if we say we are, we get it
- The Who 3
- I got two cows
- Why should I care?
- The Who 4
- Moo are you
- Moo Moo Moo Moo
- Moo are you
- Moo Moo Moo Moo
- I really want to know
- Wesley Willis
- Let me find another cow
- It doesn't make me enough milk at all
- I want a better one
- So I'm going to tell you this
- Fuck you,
- Two cows
- Fuck you,
- Two cows
- Fuck you
- Wolfmother
- What did you see girl on the milk train?
- She had two cows with no names
- Wolfsbane
- You have two cows. One of them joins Iron Maiden.
- XTC
- I ask myself, should I put my cows upon the right?
- No...
- I ask myself, should I put my cows upon the left?
- No...
- It doesn't really matter where you put your cows
- Cuz' someone else will come along and milk them
- And it's always been the same...
- It's just a cow-plicated game
- Sudden cow couldn't take away the startled memory
- All in all the mooing takes you all the way
- As apart from any reality that you've ever seen or known
- Guessing problems only to deceive dimension
- Passing pastures climb halfway into the void
- As we cross from side to side, we hear the cowbell mass retain
- XTC 2
- We're only making plans for two cows
- We only want what's best for them
- XTC 3
- And I've got one, two three four five,
- Cows I'm milking overtime - guess I'll just sell three then I'll have
- One, two and no more
- Cows I'm milking overtime
- That Heartbeat Song
- TWO COWS, WHAT DO YOU MISS WHEN YOU'RE MILKING NEXT TO ME?
- TWO COWS, WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOUR EATING GRASS WITH ME?
- Bob Marley
- I smoke two cows in the morning, I smoke two cows at night, I smoke two cows in the afternoon, it makes me feel alright.
- Yeah Yeah Yeahs
- Gold cow is gonna tell me where the milk is
- Gold cow is gonna tell me where the milk is
- Take our moo out of control
- Take our moo out of control
- Yes
- Close to the Cows, down by the corner
- Close to the Cows, down by the river
- Warren Zevon
- A-moooo! Two cows in London!
- Mickey Avalon
- My cow bench pressed 350
- Your cow couldn’t shoplift at thrifty
- My cow pretty damn skimpy
- Your cow hungry as a hippie
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