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This article is part of the You have two cows series.
- Happiness
- I have two cows! *ish happy*
- Happiness (2)
- I am two cows! ^__^ ^__^
- Happiness (3)
- MOO-HOO!
- Sadness
- I don't have two cows. *cries*
- Sadness
- MOO-HOO-HOO-HOO... *snif*
- Confusion
- What? How many cows?
- Confusion (2)
- Moo?
- Contradiction
- I have two cows. I don't have two cows. What the heck.
- Apathy
- Are those your two cows? Whatever.
- Apathy (2)
- Don't have a cow, man!
- Depression
- Oh god, I can't cope with these two cows anymore...
- Denial
- What? I don't have two cows.
- Dental
- Denthoal? Cowsth hathe tooths!
- Discomfort
- I have two cows.......... coming out of my ass...
- Disinterest
- You have two cows. Get over it.
- Ecstasy
- Oh wow, yeah! You have two cows! Hehehehehe you shout as you roll around in the meadow.
- Love
- Ah, to be gifted with two beautiful cows like rays of eternal sunshine. Life feels so good.
- Shock
- OMFG TWO COWS. =OOOOO
- Awe
- My god... two... cows...
- Fear
- Oh my god! Two cows! Oh my god oh my god.
- Mass hysteria
- OH MY GOD, THAT'S TWO COWS!!! FUCK, THEY'RE GOING TO TRAMPLE US ALL TO DEATH! HOLY SHIT, THEY'RE COMING THIS WAY!!!! RUUUUUNNN LIKE HELL!!! FLEE FOR YOUR LIVES!!!!!
- Surprise
- Eeek! Two cows! Yours? Shit!
- Embarrassment
- What? Two cows? No, they must be strays.
- Drugged
- Two cows? Whoah, they're all, like, orange, man! Now they're green!
- Guilt
- It's my fault about those two cows.
- Indifference
- You have two cows. So?.
- Curiosity
- So how did you get those two cows?
- Disgust
- Ugh! Two cows? Grrrooooooossssss!
- Distrust
- Have you been sleeping with my two cows?
- Acceptance
- Alright. I'll take the two cows if I have to.
- Envy
- Are your two cows better than my two cows? I want your two cows.
- Pessimism
- So what if I have two cows - I don't drink milk anyway...
- Pride
- I have two cows. Ha! Better than yours...
- Schadenfreude
- Hehehe... his two cows died... sucks to be him! Hehehe...
- Singing MOOd
- "I have two cows, the left and the right/Hold them upright, so clean and bright..."
- Surprised
- Holy two cows!
- Super Hero MOOd
- SUP-PER-COOOOOW!
- Ninja Turtle-esque Mania
- Twocowsabunga!
- Spoiled Child
- Two cows? I want three cows!!
- Spoiled Child (2)
- I want those three cows and I want them NOW!!!
- Random
- You have two cows... ... ... ... ... PARSNIPS
- Your mother (just in general...)
- Where did these two cows come from?! Get a real job!!
- Paranoia
- Can't sleep. Two cows will eat me.
- Doubt
- Do you have two cows? I dunno, maybe...
- Hope
- You'll have two cows REALLY soon, I bet.
- Loneliness
- You have two cows. I had two cows. And they left me. Just like my wife did. And my son and daughter and mother and father...
- Rage
- You have two cows? I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU, YOU BASTARD!!!
- Sarcasm
- You have two cows? WOW! That's so cool...
- Jealousy
- My two cows like you better than I do. You should die.
- Innocence
- Is that a cow?
- Eustace Bagge-scorns-Courage the Cowardly Dog MOOd
- STUPID COW! You made me look bad!
- Robin's Ecstatic MOO
- Holy two cows, Batman! They pooed on our Bat-Tractor!
Seven Deadly Cows
- Anger
- You have two cows and they are still not house-trained, godammit.
- Anger (2)
- I am going to kill your two cows...with a gun.
- Greed
- You have 1,000,000 cows
- Greed (2)
- You have 2 BILLION cows!
- Pride
- My two cows are better than yours
- Pride (2)
- I have more cows than you do! Mooo...
- Pride (3)
- I...AM...COW!!!! And you're Chicken!
- Sloth
- You have two cows, but get someone else to milk them.
- Sloth (2)
- You have... whatever. Who's counting anyway.
- Envy
- You want your neighbor's cows.
- Lust
- You really want your neighbor's cows.
- Gluttony
- You had two cows and their milk. Burp.
- Wrath
- You have two cows. They don't make milk, so you kill them. You're not satisfied, so you start killing all the cows.
