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Today's featured article Sydney Harbour Bridge is one of the major landmarks of Sydney, Australia, connecting the Sydney central business district (CBD) with the North Shore commercial and residential areas, both of which are located on Sydney Harbour. The dramatic water vista of the bridge together with the nearby Sydney Opera House is an iconic image of both Sydney and Australia. The bridge is affectionately known as "the Coathanger" on account of its arch-based design. The bridge was the city's tallest structure until 1966. According to Guinness World Records, it is the widest long-span bridge in the world. It is the world's largest double-arch bridge, but not the longest (as millions of Australian school children were erroneously taught). The bridge was officially opened on 19 March 1932. The Bayonne Bridge in the United States, opened four months earlier on 15 November 1931, is 2.3 feet (70 cm) longer. (more...) Recently featured: Adolf Hitler - HowTo:Write A Thesis Statement - African Giraffe - Newspeak - Deadpan Yesterday's Featured Article Adolf Hitler (April 20, 1889 – April 30, 1945) was Chancellor of Germany from 1933, and Führer (Religious Leader) of Germany from 1934 until his death. He was leader of the National Socialist German-Austrian Workers Party (Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei or NSDAP), the Nazi Party. Hitler gained power in a Germany facing crisis after World War I. Using propaganda and charismatic writing, he appealed to the economic needs of the lower and middle classes, while sounding resonant chords of nationalism, antisemitism, and socialism-communism. With the establishment of a restructured economy, a rearmed military, and a totalitarian regime, Hitler pursued an aggressive foreign policy with the intention of expanding German Lebensraum ("living space"). This triggered World War II when Germany annexed Austria, disputed shipping lanes with France, and finally invaded Poland, much of which was also annexed to form the "Greater German Reich" (Großdeutsches Reich). (more...) Did You Know... From Uncyclopedia's newest articles: ...that in 1978, K. Leroy Irvis of Pennsylvania became the first Black American to serve as a speaker of the house in any state legislature in the United States? ...that The Falling Man is a photograph by Richard Drew depicting a man who had jumped from the World Trade Center during the September 11, 2001 terrorist attacks in New York? ...that the eminent Russian culinary writer William Pokhlebkin was in fact a notable expert in the history of diplomacy, but also the author of A History of Vodka, and that his name was thought to be a pen name? ...that Doe Lang, who performed on Broadway and appeared in TV dramas, also authored best-selling self-help books and is the president of an image consulting firm?	In the news Austrian Guantanamo Bay detainee David Hicks receives the first sentence from the Guantanamo military commission, and the first conviction in a U.S. war crimes trial since World War I. Following a provincial general election that saw no party win more than 29% of the seats, the Liberal Party retains power in Quebec as the province's first minority government in 139 years. Sidi Cheikh Ould Abdallahi is declared the winner of the Mauritanian presidential election. In Northern Ireland, members of the DUP and Sinn Féin, led respectively by Gerry Adams and Ian Paisley, meet face-to-face for the first time, and agree on a timetable for implementing the St Andrews Agreement. Iran's Revolutionary Guards detain fifteen British Royal Navy personnel assigned to HMS Cornwall, alleging they illegally entered Iranian airspace. The head of a day care centre in Manilla, Philippines, has boarded a bus containing 2 children and 32 teachers from the centre and is currently holding them hostage, demanding better education rights and better housing for them. UnNews – UnNews Podcast On This Day... April 1: April Fool's Day 528 - Byzantine Emperor Justin II named Justinian I as co-ruler and successor. 1790 - The U.S. House of Representatives held its first quorum in New York City and elected Frederick Muhlenberg as the first Speaker. 1828 - The internal combustion engine was patented by Samuel Morey. 1865 - Confederate General Robert E. Lee began his final offensive. 1924 - Adolf Hitler is sentenced to nine years in jail for his participation in the "Beer Hall Putsch." However, he spends only five months in jail, during which he writes the book My Struggle. 1945 - World War II: The Battle of Okinawa, the largest amphibious assault during the Pacific campaign, began in Okinawa, Japan. 1949 - Newfoundland joined Canada. 1979 - Iran was proclaimed an Islamic republic, a theocracy led by Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini as the Supreme Leader of Iran. 2001 - The Netherlands legalizes euthanasia, becoming the only nation in the world to do so. View tomorrow – More anniversaries...
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Writer and Noob of the Month GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia! Seriously, we love you. Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor. Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come! It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon! HEIL FROSTY! Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Month | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners

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