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Today's featured article – John Mahama
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John Dramani Mahama (born 29 November 1958) is the 12th and 14th President of Ghana, his current term having begun on 7 January 2025. Ghanaian voters were inspired by Donald Trump being both the 45th and 47th U.S. President and anxious to prove that Ghana could do it too. They were also ready for another go, having had four years to recover from Mahama's first Presidency.
Mahama was the candidate of the National Democratic Congress (NDC). His rise to office sets a variety of records: First President to be younger than the nation, first to be President in non-consecutive terms, and first to excel in hitting empty beer cans with stones from twenty paces (7 m). He has been an MP, pan-African MP, Deputy Minister, Minister, Vice President, and President, a feat known in Ghanaian political circles as "Bingo!"
Mahama started his first term upon the death of his predecessor, John Atta Mills, on 24 July 2012. The so-called Atta-boy gave a stirring speech to accept his new responsibilities. He stated, "This is the saddest day in our nation's history. Tears have engulfed our nation. (more...)
Previously featured article – HowTo:Become a Pope
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Facts about me[edit]
- ... the Earth is indeed hollow, but you might fall off the edge trying to find the entrance?
- ... that one person can change the world?
History Channel[edit]
- 2 CE - World's first homosexual celebrates his 40th birthday by helping create The Church of Tyra.
- 1032 - In England, first 'Knocke, Knocke: whoeth art there?' joke performed in public.
- 1895 - Oscar Wilde is sent to prison, then released when the hamster does not press charges.
- 1931 - Jesus Christ considers starting the Second Coming; he decides he'd rather get Taco Bell and watch porn.
- 1936 - Freddy Krueger kills himself in his own dreams accidentally. He reincarnates the same day for no reason as Walt Disney.
- 1937 - J.R.R Tolkien commences work on the majestic The Matrix: Revolutions.
- 1947 - Mexico Space Program launches its first rocket powered by jumping beans. (pictured)
- 1955 - J. Edgar Hoover wins the New York Marathon dressed in a tutu.
- 1963 - The Beatles kick Joseph Stalin out of the band. He quickly composes Back in the USSR as a mild revenge.
- 1969 - Hippies collect signatures to forbid showers. 'They are so concentration camp' is their argument.
- 1974 - Jimi Hendrix makes love to his guitar on stage. He is promptly taken to a hospital where he dies of severe penis shredding.
- 1985 - Ronald Reagan sets a new high score for Pac-Man, humiliating former champion Mikhail Gorbachev.
- 2006 - Midsomer Village now has NO MORE PEOPLE TO MURDER.
- 2006 - The Vatican, Luxembourg, Malta and Fiji form the Small Countries Alliance – the most dangerous set of allies since the Axis. Together, they have a total population of 800 and double that in nuclear bombs.
- 2018 - Uncyclopedians emerge from their bomb shelters and begin building time machines. An overlong lunch break, nap and hand-waving sets the project schedule back, as future Uncyclopedians arriving in their time machines find to their disgust.
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