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Today's featured article – Mark Levin Mark Reed Levin (born September 21, 1957) is an American talk radio personality, host of The Mark Levin Show as well as a television show on Fox News. He has also written seven books. He specializes in current events, constitutional analysis authentic enough to make Wikipedia call it "incendiary," and his signature civil response to participants, including to adversaries he often invites to phone the show. And if you have a problem with that, buster, you can get the hell out of my article, you big dummy. He has been described as "right-wing" by rational statesmen like Mitt Romney and has occasionally insinuated that some in the Republican Party are not enamored of Republican policies but are "Republican In Name Only" (RINO). (more...) Recently featured: Bunsen burner Woolly mammoth Kalamazoo Archive Vote for featured articles Previously featured article – Bunsen burner A Bunsen burner is a flamethrower that has been bent so the nozzle faces upward. It is noticeably lighter than a military flamethrower. Bunsen burners are primarily gas-powered, with the exception of the Tesla coil. Bunsen burners are the weapon of choice in high-school chemistry labs. (more...) u can voet 4 you're favorit articlez 2 b feturd. da kool stufz edit Selected anniversaries [Insert double entendre here] February 1: International [Insert Holiday Here] Day, Old Meme Flogging Day 24398 BCE - First fat kid falls down the first flight of stairs.</nowiki> 13455 BCE - Mammoth shaming works all too well, driving them to extinction. Nice going. c.2000 BCE - Moses brings the Ten Commandments to his people, but forgets to go back for the tablet that contains Rule 34. [Insert a year from 0-43 AD here] - [Insert overdone Jesus joke here] [Insert 1337 here] - [Insert tired, pointless noob joke here] [Insert date that doesn't follow the given order at all] - [Insert sexual innuendo with [insert name here] and [insert name here] along with an event that defies logic] [Insert year here] - [Insert event that takes place in Paris here] - [Insert sentence containing 'Rioting' here] 1989 - Cats conspire to take over the internet but are foiled by humanity's deep love of Pr0n. 1991 - Richard Simmons overdoes exercise and is mistaken for what would later be known as Slenderman. 2006 - James Blunt admits he was fed helium as a child and recommends it to the youth of today 20X6 - Correct me if I'm wrong but are you asking me for a challenge?!?! [Insert 2101 AD here] - [Insert tired, pointless All Your Base reference here] <nowiki>[Insert (absurdly large number times two absurdly large numbers) AD here] - [Insert worn out and over used joke about a clone of your mother and me here]. archived aniverserys	edit In the news Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration Trump tees up new American empire Elon Musk prepares for world government (pictured) I'm a doctor — You're peeing all wrong US polls are broken ( listen) DNA evidence shows how Christ would vote Lebanon upgrades comms gear Ohio city goes to the dogs NE Patriots go "Judon-frei" Biden drops out, Harris goes large‎‎ Starmer wins British general election Assassin shoots Uncyclopedia in ear Pope Francis revealed to be chat-bot‎ Sunak soaked for General Election announcement Ferrell sues owner of look-alike dog currnt stufz edit Did you know... From Uncyclopedia's biggest morons: ... that the oozy, off-colored mound of bloody what-ever-it-is stretching its way out of what used to be a tiny hole is a baby's head? raed mor
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writer of da munth GlobalTourniquet wins Writer of the Month for September in the typical fashion of some prolific writer who has been abscent for 2 years only to return with bold, new ideas for their writing! It should also be noted apart from the fact he is back that he is talented in what he writes and he does a fine job managing UnNews. So hats off to GlobalTourniquet, may he bring many, exciting articles to Uncyclopedia! Seriously, we love you. Noob of the Moment is the award that all newbies want and Sinner George has pulled that off excellently (being the second Greek to have this award!) It should be mentioned that his username is deceptive, he is actually a very good George writing new master pieces and getting on well with the dynamics of Uncyclopedia. You should congratulate him on this prestigious honor. Hats off to you George, may you bbe with us for many months years to come! It is said last months winner has an ego comparable to Napoleon but both of these people are nothing compared to the ego of Frosty, as both winner of Uncyclopedian of the Month (second time!) and the writer of this update he will stain this section with vanity and how wonderful he is. Frosty is a wonderful Uncyclopedian, he is the best, he will crush you all. He has no time for the likes of you and he is the new administrator and unless you worship him he will take you on a free of charge trip on the banwagon! HEIL FROSTY! Vote for Writer of the Month | Vote for Noob of the Month | Vote for Uncyclopedian of the Month | Past Winners

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