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  • 1605 - The Parliament building fails to explode. Hundreds of offers pour in from many organizations and countries offering tips and advice on how to do it.
  • 1652 - Oliver Cromwell performs a perfect 10 in his Olympic performance of spontaneous combustion.
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  • 1854 - Anonymous inventor skinned while testing early hydraulic barber chair.
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  • 1955 - Old Man Peabody's pine trees are destroyed by a 1981 DeLorean driven by Marty McFly.
  • 1984 - Despite the Brotherhood's efforts, Big Brother is not wounded in a suicide bombing. Let's thank him for increasing our chocolate to 20 grams!
  • 1987 - Margaret Thatcher's imminent Silent But Deadly reaches critical mass and explodes in her intestine.
  • 1996 - Bickering in Parliament over the proper pronunciation of tyranny escalates to two fatalities in the House of Lords by cranial explosion.
  • 1997 - V is for Vendetta is released. Halloween mask makers with excess stock rejoice.
  • 2001 - Terrorists try to blow up Parliament. Tony Blair initiates the War on Catholics.
  • 2003 - Catholics win by recruiting Emo Hitler.
  • 2005 - The first time machine is built in 12 seconds and malfunctions, causing Earth to be turned into bacon.
  • 2006 - Vatican City falls to Tony Blair and Robocop. Dispute over who gets to be Pope begins. End of the Five-Day War somewhat overshadowed by this event.

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