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Hello and welcome to the Past Winners volume 4. This page shows the results of the first half of 2007, enjoy!

Writer of the Month

January 2007

David Gerard (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +1 vote thingys
  • Nom & For - Copious contributor, very funny, kicks ass, nice use of the English language, for a Brit... what more can an admin ask for? Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:27, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment As has been pointed out in some of the other award voting pages - there is no rule against winning twice. --Composure1 14:22, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +10 useless sockets

Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +21
  • Nom and For, as for Procopius last month's nom - a well deserved reward for a bloody marvelous job, which includes Dune, Sunni days and Arabian Nights, UnBooks:Diary of a Caveman, The Bureaucracy Channel and many more. This month, if he doesn't get it, I will personally ask Famine to ban each and every one of you. Thank you for your cooperation. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 21:57, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For; I mean, the guy is just an eccentric genius. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 01:19, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I love this man right here. He's Canadian, right? --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 06:26, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For A class act. Modusoperandi deserves this almost as much as this delicious Enchilada in front of me deserves to be eaten. --Danny Himself 17:01, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Mordillo said it all. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 17:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:21, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. OEJ, I'll vote for you next month, but I've invested too much in Mod's candidacy.--Procopius 17:10, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I never thought I'd say this, but I'm running out of bad things to say about this guy when I vote for him. He gets off to snuff-nazi-puppy-cancer-porn...on Sundays. Also, he's late filing his taxes, and never calls his mother even on mother's day. --Anyone 20:48, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Nice name... --Aznboy93 00:38, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Modusoperandi has a name that is very long and hard (to spell). He is also a speaker of 3 or 4 languages, and can act out every CNN Special Report ever. On one last final point, --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 11:30, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He's been on the waiting list for this for so long.... but take a wild guess at who I'll be voting for next month. Composure1 21:08, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He definitely deserves it. --General Insineratehymn 02:19, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 19:58, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - It's gneomI 06:39, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For —Braydie at 14:47, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Shandon 15:23, 23 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I need more of them thank you boxes on my page. Feureau 00:16, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He always has great jokes at his disposal. --AAA! (AAAA) 08:14, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Shas 00:15, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because it's his turn, he's paid his dues, he's a funny chap, etc. etc. etc...--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:12, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite Converse 21:34, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

February 2007

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +6.5
  • Nom and For This guy has incredible writing talent, and helps scrub down lots of articles for featurehood, yet we've always robbed him of a feature of his own. Nevertheless, he's hilarious, and has written some brilliant Quasi-Features, UnBooks, UnNews, etc., and I'm confident that he deserves this deserves this award and no less for his efforts. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 15:43, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For--Shas 07:02, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Vote that shit! --Señor DiZtheGreat Honor me! CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 22:03, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Yeah, you're right. This guy is really good. I really like his work. Not bad. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:50, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For-- This man, is the MAN. --70.149.33.94 23:20, 6 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For...every time he arrives on irc, I want to get into a fistfight with him...what a class act.--Shandon 04:49, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Ja, ja, dast ist communistm to havre to vote efry munth. Feureau 15:24, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Braydie (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +6
  • Nomination and For With three featured articles under his belt, and plenty more great ones floating around, Braydie has come much farther then most people can ever hope to come. So yah, he basically deserves this. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:18, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He threatened to ban me if I didn't vote for him, even if he *DID* win last month... -Paine TC 22:23, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Last month's winner was Modusoperandi. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:29, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
Ah, my bad, Braydie won UotM... same crap. -Paine TC 22:36, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
The winner gets a golden banjo. True story.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 06:44, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Curse you, ZB. I was planning to nominate Braydie next month. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:35, 3 February 2007 (UTC)
Well I planned on nominating him last month, so I guess we're even. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 03:31, 5 February 2007 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +15

March 2007

Emmzee (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2

So So (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +4
  • Nom and For. A great writer with two features and several more quasis. Plus, the guy wrote Fire hydrant. You can't top that. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 23:55, 2 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For My favorite writer on this site (whom I admired long before Fire hydrant was ever featured), and he also nominated me for WotM, so now our little nonexistent back-handed dealing is complete.-- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 03:56, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For - *reminds self to nominate Sauce sometime in the near future*. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:00, 5 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For: just because Fire hydrant was a slight inspiration for the Inanimate Sponge piece. Hats off to you, good sir. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:53, 6 March 2007 (UTC)

Prettiestpretty (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +17.5 Pretties that is prettier then all other pretties


April 2007

Braydie (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +29, FU BRAY... DIE
Haha. —Braydie 22:32, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Is that a confirmation or a denial? -- Hindleyite Converse 18:45, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
Heh heh. —Braydie 21:58, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
i.e Bradaphraser, the bard, the brad, the bardiephraser and etc.--Small Pineapple2.png» >ZEROTROUSERS!!! EAT ME!!!! CRAZY PERSON! SMELLY!!! ILLOGIC, BEHOLD!!!!~» 06:12, 21 April 2007 (UTC)


May 2007

Electrified mocha chinchilla

Score: 5|m|c

Shandon

Score: 24 half hours of Canadian Content on the CBC

Nydas

Score: +1
  • Nom Apparently he has four featured articles (UnBooks:Adventure gamebook, Memento, Commemorative plate and Wallet moth). Note that I don't think I've actually read any of these, but I figure some of you probably have. —rc (t) 04:01, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. After a ringing endorsement like that, how can I lose? --Nydas 22:15, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. I'd vote Nydas if Shandon weren't running. Will you nom him next month, Rc? User:Wehpudicabok/sig 01:48, 7 May 2007 (UTC)
  • I may. But I make no promises. —rc (t) 18:07, 9 May 2007 (UTC)

El Zoof

Score: +2 One Letter Words Starting with A
  • Nom Inching up the VFH Hall of Shame. Again, I haven't read his stuff - it may suck. Vote at your own peril. —rc (t) 04:01, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Good noms Rc. If they fail this time, try them again when there is less competition. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:05, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Rc fails at life. —Braydie 18:12, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
No, YOU fail at life. Haha, I bet you are saying "touché" right now. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:43, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Boris Yeltsin fails at life. lol —rc (t) 07:16, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
Ouch. Poor Boris. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:21, 4 May 2007 (UTC)
I don't fail as much as Rc does. —Braydie 21:49, 12 May 2007 (UTC)
Ikabu, you are only allowed one vote. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:09, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
Sorry, I sadly withdraw the e|m|c vote. Sorry. (Note: I have no idea how to do the strike through thing so I just deleted it. {Ikabu}BUZZ...FLICK...GURGLE... 01:26, 6 May 2007 (UTC)


June 2007

Ljlego (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +4
  • Nom and For - Ljlego has really impressed me his writing has really improved and so far the most recent articles have been stellar.--Gaberou 03:34, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment sometime soon. --THINKER 03:38, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Thanks a lot, dude. However, my vote is already cast and I intend to stick by it. Perhaps next month....:) Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 15:17, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  • This vote is reserved for next month. One of my favorite newer writers. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:49, 9 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Awesome. • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 19:06, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For all of the above. --THE 14:29, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment -- If I hadn't already cast my vote for HerrDoktor, you'd have it, Ljlego. Whoever nommed you nommed late...:( Sometime soon, though, you will definitely win this. P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 18:29, 16 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Always and forever. Call me. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 05:16, 30 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Ljlego has my vote next month. I voted too early this month (or he was nommed too late....additionally this comment is rather late)-RAHB 10:05, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

So So (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +3
  • Gotta give emc my vote for this month. I still say So So is awesome, though, and he'll have my vote in the future. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 04:37, 30 June 2007 (UTC)

Nydas (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +1
  • Nomandfor - a growing collection of classic articles including Enid Blyton, Memento and I forget the others. With lashing and lashing of whipped cream. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 09:29, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

HerrDoktor (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +12 poorly rendered tesla coils
  • Nom & For- HerrDoktor is a great writer Mad Scientist. Just look at these funny slimey pages
Onomatopoeia (rewrite) HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi - with FoxyBabe
UnBooks:Practical Lessons on Communism HowTo:Run Away From Fat Ladies
The Black And White Man UnBooks:Gallows Humor

If he doesn't win I'll eat my hat--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 08:36, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

  • For. To cancel out his vote for me, and because I liked HowTo:Make Cheesy Sci-Fi. --So So 09:57, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For. My personal fave is the communism one. LeatherboundbooksTalkContributions 15:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Our friend here became a real VFH monster in a very short time. He moved swiftly and surely from the new guy on the block, who dumped his sig's code all over the place to an empire of articles, growing up a whole family of followers whom he make sure to call "kid". `Tis a pleasure to end this rambling by voting For. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:45, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • 3 features in a month, though strictly speaking that was last month so maybe he should have won it then but this isn't actually that kind of award so umm.. oh yeah; For --Kelpan 19:31, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He's from Brazil. I like Brazil so much that I can do nothing but vote for him.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 23:44, 2 June 2007

(UTC)

Sorry but you're wrong. I was to say that Uncyclopedian of the Month is a popularity contest, but it also is not, it's for the most useful contributor. This is not a "who is your buddy", "who is more friendly", "who has the neater hair" or "who made more featured articles" contest. This is a simple "who writes the best" contest. Bear this in mind, friends, you all. And please don't discuss the merits of one candidate among the votes of another, this is embarrassing. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 21:34, 4 June 2007 (UTC)
But if it were about "who has the neater hair", I'd totally win. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:12, 5 June 2007 (UTC)
Yeah, I'm giving you that, I can't beat a chinchilla in a hair contest. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 01:13, 5 June 2007 (UTC)

Electrified mocha chinchilla (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +e=mc16
I will vote for him next month I thinks it's HerrDoktor time to shine. This month is sure gonna be close Wot?--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 12:23, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
There will be no need to do that, because e|m|c is going to win THIS month :) --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:34, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
I think I forgot to mention Letter to the Isle, too. Because e|m|c totally did that. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 14:51, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
Want to sign in so that your vote would count more, Mr. George? --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 01:36, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
His vote counts as half. No cheating--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 04:28, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
But he actually does have an account, check his contributions. I guess he'll realize one time or another and fix his vote. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 12:05, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
Ooops. Fixed. --GeorgeRI.jpg» His Majesty King George VI (the boxes) Spacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-gb.png 30px-Coatsmxa.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gifIcons-flag-us.pngSpacer.gifSpacer.gifSpacer.gif 20:27, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Noob of the Month

January 2007

JohnQ.Public (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +3
  • Nom and For He has made a lot of good contributions within the past 2 weeks alone and he even personally asked me to nominate him for Noob of the month. How could I turn down such a polite user? --General Insineratehymn 21:19, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I voted for myself because the rules say I can. Self indulgence, or just acknowledgement that I'm unknown and need all the help I can get? You decide. --JohnQ.Public 17:45, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For —Braydie at 23:11, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Ben DeRoy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +Three DeRoy
Comment ~ No dice. :) --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:15, 18 January 2007 (UTC)

The Bard (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +11

Dynamo (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +4

February 2007

Blahshoe (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +3

Captain Carcass (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

The Number-One ALF Fan (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Contestant (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +23
  • Nominating: has written HowTo:Start a Religion -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 16:25, 15 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For He has only been here for a few days, and he has already produced one of the best articles I have seen in the form of HowTo:Start a Religion. --General Insineratehymn 14:56, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. And I've welcomed him! Such a pride. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 15:00, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Playing the for card. -- Hindleyite Converse 15:57, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Good to see, I was worried we would have no candidates for a while. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 16:28, 17 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, I guess. I feel very awkward, having people say such nice things. Thank you, all. Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 02:41, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It's funnier than mine. Captain Carcass 03:08, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. That UnNews was great. Keep up the good work! User:Wehpudicabok/sig 05:14, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • for so good so fast - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 22:52, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Talent like this is as rare as a camel through the eye of a haystack. --Sir Hardwick Fundlebuggy - (Ring for service) 23:22, 19 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For this guy's gonna be big, just wait. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:38, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Great job this is something could prospectively make it to the featured page if you expand it some more and add some funny ass pictures.Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 21:25, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For - I don't know why. It's gneomI 05:29, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. That article is great stuff, and besides, he reverted vandalism on my userpage, which is doubleplusgood. --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:39, 21 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For...yeah...OK...he's actually appeared on my radar screen--Shandon 04:31, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I normally don't even vote in this category at all, but this guy is great. --Composure1 15:31, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:43, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For —Braydie 16:54, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For He helps me work my funny muscles. --Kenvalyi 17:58, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Great HowTo:Start a religion article, also amusing on chatrooms. {{RabbiTechno 18:00, 26 February 2007 (UTC)}}
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:08, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 03:54, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Come on down! You're the next contestant on The Price is Right! —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 17:50, 28 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For He's throwing ninja stars around, and I want a slice of the pie. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 00:10, 1 March 2007 (UTC)

March 2007

Heap (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +0 joke nominaitons
You're thinking of UGotM buddy, I don't see anything about bans on this page. Not that it really matters in the end... -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:57, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
Bah, they're all the same. --Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 21:01, 6 March 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - Actually, every edit except for his first one was hilarious. I can't vote for him because of that first one though. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 02:47, 8 March 2007 (UTC)

RAHB (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +9
It's a time-honoured uncyclopedia tradition to vote for one's self. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 13:01, 13 Mar 2007
  • For Well, in that case (inconspicuously changes comment to for) -- RAHB 23:08, 13 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Funny n00b? HowTo article? UnNews and audio? He seems familiar. ... Braydie was just like him! --Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:11, 14 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:02, 15 March 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 20:33, 26 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:25, 30 March 2007 (UTC)
  • For Fou-Lu 07:02, 31 March 2007 (UTC)


April 2007

Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: NegativeThreecmurphy
  • Tosh. —rc (t) 08:38, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment Thanks guys! Please help me learn about Uncyclopedia, I want to be an admin someday! —rc (t) 22:49, 10 April 2007 (UTC)
Comment Well, perhaps, but you need to make sure you go about it the right way. If you work at it though, you too could become a fine upstanding admin like CRUSHERBOT or Sophia. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:54, 11 Apr 2007
I don't know Spang, he seems a bit... childish. Maybe give 'im a few more years, wait for his little boy brain to catch up with his big boy body. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 02:36, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Remote Controlled Murphy? I suspect this to be not but a mischief making bot run by User:Murphy behind the curtains. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:05, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Ineligible. Has been a member since March 2005. That is not within 30 days of the current date. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 00:51, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
Award.pngFucking DUH!!!

This user has stated the obvious.

Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 07:42, 30 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Ditto. --Mad Dog 19:26, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

MichaelHax (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 5 of 100 people think this user should be shot into space.

Although, he did a good job cleaning up the place.


May 2007

Rcmurphy

Score: 0
I am a simple nooblet and do not understand your talk of "bureaucrats" and such. Please use simple language for me, I am only two weeks on the intronet. —rc (t) 15:20, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
RC, you (Rcmurphy) have some (not a lot, I probably have more) control (tells people (us) what to do) of uncyclopedia (humour website (don't ask)). —Braydie 18:51, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Non-Votational Support I've already voted this month, but I look forward to somebody nomming rcmurphy next month so we can all shake our collective heads in awe again. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:16, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong against Not a noob... and its NOT funny. W1k13rh3nry 20:54, 16 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Still ineligible Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 19:22, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

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If you don't vote for me I'm removing the porn from The Thong Dynasty you have been warned. ۞ 21:54, 28 May 2007 (UTC)

o__O Pigeon's pretty much already got this now, but there's always next month, since you're still technically eligible. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 21:56, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
Score: +8 weird symbols
  • Nom on a whim, since there really isn't anyone else at all to nom. Only a few days old and only wrote one article, but it's a pretty good one, no? --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:57, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's about time we have more unicode individuals receiving awards. --General Insineratehymn 23:15, 13 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For they were making edits. This is an admirable trait in an Uncyclopedian. --Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 04:30, 14 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For You just can't have too much cheap smut :) --User:Professor Booty
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 00:13, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For His contributions to the (re)discovery of Skid Valley give History a decisive twist! --Lambic 23:47, 19 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For as I actually have seen this one doing something {constructive}--Shandon 11:39, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment In case this guy doesn't win, we can nominate him for User of the Month when June comes around. --General Insineratehymn 19:51, 28 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For This is real history --User:Lilith75
  • Yaar!I couldn't vote for Norway --Alchemist 14:06, 29 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For What a n00b! Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 02:49, 31 May 2007 (UTC)

Pat_Sharp (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +1 literate headbangers

Necropaxx (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +3 Converts

Pigeon (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +12 feathery friends
  • Nom and for - Has been around for almost exactly a month now, and has been helping out a lot in various places. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:07, 18 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Does quite a bit considering his time here. And Cs; you're lucky April only has 30 days. –—Hv (talk) 18/05 21:55
  • Blasphemous Vote For Myself - Because it'll REALLY annoy that guy who vandalised my page, and just about everything else earlier. Also, I found my laptop gathering dust in the attic, for more sexytime outside of college hours on Uncyc. - Some Random Pigeon (Bird Feed) (Bird Droppings). 18:02, 22 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For --AAA! (AAAA) 01:07, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For —Braydie 12:52, 23 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. My, this guy does a lot for a noob. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 00:12, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 19:52, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For As much as I desire this award, I must acknowledge that Pigeon seems to be doing good stuff and a lot of it. And if I vote for him maybe he'll nominate me next month. —rc (t) 22:40, 25 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because Bert rubbed off on me as a child. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:25, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. His contributions speak for themselves. User:Wehpudicabok/sig 05:18, 26 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Cooing to signify for~Jewriken.GIF 14:14, 27 May 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png02:50, 30 May 2007

Lambic (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2 well read noobs
  • Nom and For - settled in very quickly to life in Uncyclopedialand, and already has quite a few decent articles under his belt. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 21:19, 19 May 2007 {UTC)
  • For - I always love to hear about a Pirate having a good time - Professor Booty
Only one vote allowed Booty. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 15:33, 20 May 2007 (UTC)
Argh - sorry, missed that bit - can I give half a vote each? ;)
Nah, you're gonna have to get rid of one of them :\ sorry, but it's the rules. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:13, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

OK :( Sorry JB, Had to give it to the Captain. Vote deleted. Professor Booty

  • For - Great enthusiasm, jokes and copy editing. ۞ 09:01, 20 May 2007 (UTC)

Jafandahalf (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2 late votes
  • Nomination; For. --So So 09:09, 26 May 2007 (UTC)

for some really good contributitions, and he hasn't irritated me, so... he must be > OK. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:21, 29 May 2007 (UTC)


June 2007

Dr. Skullthumper (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +1
  • Nom and For. Kitchen sink says it all. --Andorin Kato 02:50, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Extreme super amazing for... next month. This is (Unicode)'s last month eligible, and Skullthumper still has plenty of time left to win this next month. Like last month with Pigeon. Sorry Skully :( --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 02:53, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

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Score: +11 Uninoobs

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 150.gifNom + For before it's too late! --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:51, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 127.gifFor, like last month!--"Shure" Shandon 20:38, 1 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 103.gifFor, again! Professor Booty

Rub El Hizb Avatar Explodes Long.gifFor, as he's still eligible. --General Insineratehymn 18:00, 2 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 113.gifFor - Now I don't feel so guilty about nominating someone else last month. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:25, 3 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 127.gifFor , and stay tuned on the Thong Dynasty, the Real McCoy is surely yet to come! Some real peer pressure from --Lambic 14:19, 3 June 2007(UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 136.gifFor deserves it just for his name Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 06:03, 6 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Explodes.gifYep. Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 03:45, 7 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 127.gifFor for the Thong Dynasty! Keep up the good work! --User:Lilith75

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 103.gifFumble --Sir General Minister G5 FIYC UPotM [Y] #21 F@H KUN 11:04, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Rub El Hizb Avatar Explodes Long.gifFore! Darn it, this guy is beating me in my golf game!!! Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!

Rub El Hizb Avatar Plain 107.gifFor Was I supposed to do something fancy? Well fuck that.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 01:00, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

Lambic (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2

Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: -1 nomination jokes beaten to death
  • What a n00b! • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 16:32, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Against This is just getting old. --General Insineratehymn 16:35, 12 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Okay. We get it. Rcmurphy is not a noob. He's been here longer than any of us. Let this joke die. — Sir Wehp! (t!) (c!) — 19:19, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
    For...wait, Rcmurphy isn't a n00b? Oh noes! Against. Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:23, 13 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For thanx necropaxx! i'll nom you next month k? k!! wooooo etc. etc. —rc (t) 04:21, 14 June 2007 (UTC)
WOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooo... • • • Necropaxx (T) {~} 22:53, 15 June 2007 (UTC)

Pieface (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2 pleas for noms

Uncyclopedian of the Month

January 2007

Braydie (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +22
  • Nom and For. Really deserves this award.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 03:47, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 03:49, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Braydie's quick rise to fame seems similar to that of Todd Lyons, although admittedly I wasn't here when Todd joined. --Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 09:51, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He was robbed, man. Or at least that's what his banker told me to say after he handed me $50. In any case, this guy should win. Vote yes on Prop. 232! --JohnQ.Public 16:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, like last time. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:38, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • The only reason I didn't vote for Braydie last time is because Brad was up. Sup4r-133t ph0r3!!!11! (read as: "for") —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [03:50, 2 January 2007 (UTC)]
  • For Braydie is one of the finest chaps I've ever "dealt with". He certaintly "deserves" this "award". Also, --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:29, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - As last time! --Tt22 Talk Icons-flag-gb.png 23:06, 2 January 2007 (UTC)'
  • For...friendly and enthusiastic...not that Tom isn't, but the House Select Committee on UnAmerican Activities will be putting him away soon...--Shandon 23:07, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Restored my faith in the youth of the internet. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 10:47, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I remember when this young whipper-snapper was just the glint in his mother's eye. We all had faith in him...we sure did. And he made us proud. If only your old man was around to see you and how far you've come...but he's watching up in heaven right now...(gets choked up) and he's smiling, oh is he smiling! You did it champ! --Anyone 20:51, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Thomas Maefaer nextmonth! HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:44, 5 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Braydie is truly an asset to Uncyclopedia. For a good person. Mayfair in February! goshzillacorrespondence 02:11, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. N00bs these days; helping people and doing stuff. When I was but a wee n00b I mostly hung around the 7/11 and smoked.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:11, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. For so much work in QVFD. Aww.PNG Icons-flag-gb.png -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 15:17, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Definitely deserves this award. --General Insineratehymn 23:25, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Suck eggs. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:56, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Thumbs up. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 20:54, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For ~Sir Rangeley Icons-flag-us.png GUN WotM UotM EGA +S (talk) 20:56, 22 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Meh... Gotta vote someone. Feureau 00:21, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He does so much work, and all for little or no thanks. Except this award. And his recent adminning. And his Noob of the Month award. And his dozens of other awards. I still don't understand how he does it. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 18:36, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - A tough choice, but Braydie wins by a nose hair. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:30, 31 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - As Zim said, it was tough. Don't worry, Tom. We still love you! -- Hindleyite Converse 21:44, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Tom_mayfair (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +13
  • Does... well, everything, really, and I've never seen him get an award for it. This award is supposed to be for the people who do the dirty jobs, and Tom seems to do nothing but. About the only person I know who actually goes through articles tagged with {{ugly}} and fixes them, and does a million other similar things. Should have got this before now. -- Paw print.jpg 14:59, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comrade Tom is indeed doing a good job in holding back the capitalist pigs, greetings new arrivals and generally looking after the place. I say - DA! Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 19:33, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Tom, enjoy being editor of the month. You are a great uncyclopedian. I 100% support you. Sir james paul 23:30, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He gave communism a whole new meaning... --AAA! (AAAA) 00:16, 6 January 2007 (UTC)
    • Comment, while I voted for someone else, you should get the Most Improved Uncyclopedian of the Month for, um, being the most improved uncyclopedian of the month.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 19:13, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
      • Same I like Tom as well. Shame I like Braydie more down in QVFD. Aww.PNG Icons-flag-gb.png -Kjhf!- (feeling chatty?) 16:43, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 19:59, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Though I like Braydie very much, I'm saddened that this looks like such a one-sided contest. Tom has continuously impressed me as a friendly, helpful and hard working user, and I think he's excellent admin material for a future draft. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:34, 14 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Braydie is great and super-helpful, but Tom has really impressed me by improving so much in a relatively short time. —rc (t) 01:31, 15 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Braydie is not our comrade GSPbeetle complains Vandalisms 09:35, 16 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For the Communist party, and probably this guy too. --Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 07:38, 20 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Looks like Braydie is going to take the award this month, but I'm going to throw my vote towards Tom. He's worked bloody hard for months now, and is definately on my "one to watch out for" list. For -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For. Great user and his user page is funny enough to be a featured article.--Themuppetshow 18:26, 24 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's the Premier! All Hail Tom Mayfair! Feureau 00:19, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For- seems like anice guy. Chancellor Krieger 20:30, 27 January 2007 (UTC)

February 2007

Flyingfeline (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2 house cats strapped into an outdated and ridiculous looking 19th century flying machine and pushed off a cliff
  • Nomination & For, since becomin' an administrator she has done some outstandin' work 'round here. Kudos. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 01:46, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment: Oh come on, I do practically nothing. Don't be silly. ;) -- Paw print.jpg 02:07, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Nomination but not for, because Tom crossed out his nom and I've already voted. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 02:24, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment, I didn't cross it out. She did. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 02:32, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
Apology Sorry. I thought you crossed it out at her request, as I saw that you changed your vote. Either way, she stills retains a nom for any potential voters. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 06:14, 9 February 2007 (UTC)
  • OMG...What??!--no. Uh, what??! You guys are frickin' crazy for not saying For. I mean, you must be on crack.--Shandon 04:34, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because Premier Tom once called me a gobshite. It was a while ago, but this is the first chance I have had to get revenge, even though Premier Tom is miles ahead of everyone else now. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:59, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment, When & where did I say that? I'm sorry if I hurt your feelin's. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 14:02, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Another comment - Meh, it was in some forum topic. I don't care really, and I probably deserved it, anyways. Actually, the real reason why I voted is because I do think FF deserves this, even if she doesn't think so. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 14:05, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment, We'll retake her arse next month. ^_^ Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 14:08, 22 February 2007 (UTC)

Tom mayfair (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: ☭24 Communist Conspirators
Comment I can't see from laughing so much. No disrespect miss. —Braydie at 07:22, 2 February 2007 (UTC)
  • True, Tom had a rough start here. But it's the fact that he's become a very helpful member of Uncyc that makes him worthy of the award. And nobody nominated him for Writer of the Month, anyway. —rc (t) 05:52, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For Same reasons as last month. —rc (t) 05:52, 20 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. -- Hindleyite Converse 14:42, 22 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Uncyclopedia is Communism. goshzillacorrespondence 18:01, 23 February 2007 (UTC)¡
  • For. I may not be communist, but I support this guy! --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 18:33, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He bribed me with a pack of MMs Altough I feel he has a little less revolutionary spirit than we are lead to imagine. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 22:54, 24 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For comrade Tom. ~Jewriken.GIF 15:42, 25 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For ALL HAIL COMRADE TOM Feureau 14:16, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Kenvalyi 18:08, 26 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For --”' PrincessCaitlai ”' (”'T”') 01:07, 27 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For. No idea what the vote is, but the guy is badass...--Dantoller 10:14, 27 February 2007 (UTC)

One-eyed Jack (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +5 donated eyes
  • Nomination and For. This user has been dedicated to improving Uncyclopedia's quality for months, but since he doesn't come onto IRC or spam his username much, it often gets ignored. When I decided to revamp pee review because no one was reviewing there, I quickly discovered that OEJ HAD indeed been trying to go through and keep pee review alive the preceding months, by himself. Add to this the long list of articles he writes but often doesn't get recognized for, and you've got one Hell of an Uncyclopedian.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 12:40, 1

February 2007 (UTC)

  • For. --User:The Bard/sig 14:05, 1 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For ---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 16:16, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For I see his name on Recent Changes all the time, and he gets no credit. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:18, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, because people that whore their usernames are gobshites. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 21:12, 5 February 2007 (UTC)
  • For, for his great work on the Pee Review. And because Tom is a ORGASM great guy. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 18:31, 6 February 2007 (UTC)

70.149.33.94 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Block (rem-lst-all) • Whois • City • Proxy? • WP Edits)

Score: +0
  • Nom & For -- Revoke all nominations, this guy is IT. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 01:00, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Against Is this nomination a joke? --General Insineratehymn 01:35, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Dear Diary ~ Today that bad boy who smokes behind the gym during lunch hour voted for EMC on WotM, then schmootzed up his userpage. EMC then nom'd him for UotM. They make a cute couple...--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 01:50, 7 February 2007 (UTC)

Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0
  • Nom & abstain - He always has really good jokes up his sleeve, he's helpful, and he knows how to lighten up a bad situation. Why isn't he an admin? --AAA! (AAAA) 22:37, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
  • Changed vote to Tom mayfair. Abstained --AAA! (AAAA) 01:27, 18 February 2007 (UTC)
Comment. Obvious reasons. --Anyone 22:43, 7 February 2007 (UTC)
Because he's mad? MAD? MAD? MAD? or maybe because he's Canadian? eh?~Jewriken.GIF 07:19, 8 February 2007 (UTC)

March 2007

Flyingfeline (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +13 airborne cats
Person below me added it. Or something.. —Braydie 03:32, 11 March 2007 (UTC)

Lugiatm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

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Score: +2

One-eyed Jack (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +19 cycloptic playing cards
  • For and Nom. I will not give this up until he wins the award he so rightfully deserves. The reason (for those who forgot from last time) is his single-handed attempts to keep Pee Review going even when no one else cared. Now it's been revamped, more people care, and he's still contributing there, just like always. A great example of unselfishness for the masses.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 22:29, 8 March 2007 (UTC)
diff —Braydie 03:29, 11 March 2007 (UTC)
Comment My bad. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 16:05, 12 March 2007 (UTC)


April 2007

Modusoperandi (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +17 (one heptadecapoint)
  • Nomination and For, Modusoperandi is always on. I mean, look at this man's votes, responces on his talk page, articles, images, and face. Having him around means that there there will always be someone to bring a smile to the faces of Uncyclopedians. For that, and all the other stuff he probably does, I nominate him. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:13, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He's crazy good at crazy good stuff. --Contestant buzzer.JPG Contestant CUN -- VFH NotM Buzz Ctrbs 00:04, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - What Zombiebaron said. --AAA! (AAAA) 23:58, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes And that's all she wrote --RAHB 01:38, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. I've been gone this long and he still hasnt won this...what the hell? -- Sir C America...Fuck Yeah!!!! Holla | CUN 03:51, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • F☭R, I think I nominated him once but everyone was blind to his work. Shame on you all. Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 04:14, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes Strange_but_untrue edits everything funny and reverts deleted potty humor. This person has the most votes and is therefore most likely to beat Strange_but_untrue so I'm voting for him. Strange_but_untrue also stalks me on Uncyclopedia and reverts most of my notable edits, even those that follow Uncyclopedia's, strict, wikipedish rules.SteveSims 21:40, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment This is probably the worst reason to vote for someone. MO deserves this award for many reasons, not because you can't settle your differences with another candidate. ~Jewriken.GIF 12:01, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Question - Does anyone think that vote should be discounted? I certainly do. It doesn't seem like a legitimate reason. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 12:05, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Answer. I crossed it out. I'm not so much of a whore as to accept bad votes. If SteveSims is kidding, I'll accept it; but the "joke", if it is one, doesn't come across in the comments. It sounds, dare I say, Dramaish. Just say "No" to Drama, kids. And stay in school. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 12:10, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Wow - hate mail under somebody else's nom. I feel strangely honoured (although not as much as for getting nommed - thanks again Mordillo!). I thought it was USERNAME abuse at first! --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 21:36, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. He's always making us laugh indeed.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 15:38, 7 April 2007 (UTC)
  • MO makes me feel all warm and fluffly, he's comforting like your favourite old socks, or that jumper that Aunty knitted for you, that, even though it breaks seven of the nine main rules of fashion still makes you feel great, especially when you're not wearing anything underneath it. I'd give him a big FOR. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 19:51, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Dig. Rather entertaining, definitely deserves. --finker.jpgTHINKER 19:48, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For- Helpful, non-flaming, and always doing stuff.--Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 19:22, 16 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Dla dobrzego sprawiedliwosc, grzeczny pan! --~ Tophatsig.png

    Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p.

    02:30, 18 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Never fails to put a smile on my face. But I swear I'm laughing with him. Honest. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 06:26, 21 Apr 2007
  • For I would totally hire him to write...if only I had a show...--Shandon 18:51, 21 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Fore! Wait, this isn't golf? Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me! 00:46, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For, even though every bone in my body is telling me to rip his arm off and beat him with the wet end. --Anyone 03:12, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For -- Well, it doesn't really matter anymore. Still, this is me sucking up to someone supreme. Ikabu 10:54, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For I was going to leave it until the very last minute and swoop in and maybe get the deciding vote, but I can't be bothered to wait that long. Modus is very funny, nice even to idiots, and... well, he rolls a good, umm, grumpy baby. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:08, 26 April 2007 (UTC)

Strange but untrue (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +4 strangenesses corrected
  • N+F. It seems that these days the lady is just everywhere, cleaning, tidying and being nice to everyone. More than deserving. ~Jewriken.GIF 19:17, 1 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For - She is a very frequent voter, and excelent member of the Capercorn Trials Jury.Capercorn 23:34, 5 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 08:22, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Against. I don't like her Madretsma 10:11, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • If I change my vote to delete on Genocide, can I have a for (or at least a non-against)? I'll do it, ya know! (Yeah, vote for me, I have such strong principles... :-) ) --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 18:17, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. There's bad vibes here, man. This is karma correction. Also Sbu rolls the tightest joints, which is a bonus. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 10:37, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Negative (that means against) - it's not funny, and I doubt it's actually even alive --Weebils 17:47, 25 April 2007 (UTC)
  • You know, if I happen to get nommed again at some point, I think I'm leaving the template off my userpage - it seems like everybody with a grudge has immediately found this page. And I was trying to be nice about the VFD thing, Weebils. Sigh. --Strange.PNG (but) Untrue  Whhhy?Whut?How? *Back from the dead* 06:50, 26 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For a tough choice with three great Uncyclopedians. SBU gets my nod because he doesn't bogart. It's the little things. --Kenvalyi 14:32, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. goshzillacorrespondence 19:42, 28 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For. She's one of my favorite people here. -- Kip > Talk • Works • •Sophia Commander of the Order USA!

Spang (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0xE hexapoints (+14 decimal)!
  • Nom and For - Whenever I'm online, Spang seems to be working his/her (seems to be in both categories) ass off doing general cleanup stuff. He/she is also happy to help us non-admins if we prod him/her hard enough. FU SPANG! Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:12, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • CommentI fell for that he/she trap, and nearly bought her a drink before I realized he was actually a drunk Scot. FU SPANG!~Jewriken.GIF 06:54, 2 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment: For the record, I am indeed male. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:20, 4 Apr 2007
  • For FU SPANG —rc (t) 08:11, 4 April 2007 (UTC)
  • <Insert affirmative vote riffing off the "FU SPANG" motif here> —Major Sir Hinoa prepare for trouble • make it double? 12:07, 6 April 2007 (UTC)
  • <Insert different FU SPANG rip-off FOR vote here> ―― Sir Heerenveen, KUN [UotM RotM VFH FFS SK CM NS OME™] (talk), 17:05, 8 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Again, I seem to be voting For Spang--TKF 12:58, 9 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For This time it's a real vote.SteveSims 21:33, 11 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For Who else deserves such a honour and prestige? Surely none! Without Spang we would have no hilarious captialtised motifs nor would we have the whole is he/she isn't he/she debate. Truly Spangle G. Glittersprinkles deserves this award. --Ceridwyn 00:49, 12 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 16:44, 14 April 2007 (UTC)
  • IV. He sets an appropriate (if not good) image for teh grAEt Uncyclopedica. Heil Spang! --thematrixeætsyou, the master (talk) (flames) 03:44, 17 April 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Ilona06 02:31, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment - I would just like to say that UotM is becoming rather difficult right now. All of this month's candidates are very deserving of the award, and there are several more users who deserve it too. Hmm, who to nominate next month... Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:37, 20 April 2007 (UTC)
  • Next month is going to be relatively easy to decide, since the person that comes in 2nd this time around would most likely just get nommed again and recieve an onslaught of votes. The month after that, though, will be hard. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 20:47, 20 April 2007 (UTC)


May 2007

Spang (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +FU 21!!
Comment May I just say how sporting it is of MO to nom Spang for this month's vote after winning last month's vote himself. ^_^ Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 01:45, 02 May 2007
Also comment I would've voted for him myself last month, but I used my vote to counter an ugly against on another user. Ugly against, by the way, is a euphemism for "crotch". Use it in your next conversation. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:13, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Spang, just to spite him, since he was in IRC telling everyone he'd kill the next person who voted for him for UotM.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 02:36, 2 May 2007 (UTC)
Comment he did WHAT?!?! Well tell him he'll have to start with me, since I voted too. I can't get on IRC from school :*( Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 02:42, 02 May 2007
He lies! I just said I didn't need Zombiebaron's vote. Although my recommendation for UotM is STM, he's awesome and stuff. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:12, 02 May 2007
Well thats ok then :P Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 03:15, 02 May 2007
Killing the next person who votes for you... not needing undead votes... Honestly, who can tell the difference between these two turns of phrase?--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 11:31, 2 May 2007 (UTC)

Savethemooses (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +FREEthemooses

Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +4 Buggering Brits
Comment Oh, mooses...one is the correct number of votes that you have. Two is one too many. Particularly silly ones like this. And the other one, too. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 03:40, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Technically I made a +1 vote and a -1 vote, which evens out to zero votes. So I could vote again for myself. -- Tinymooose.gif » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 15:43, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Nice job as a new sysop. -- herr doktor needsAcharge Rocket.gif [scream!] 04:02, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Placeholder Vote for next month's voting. Yes. I'm voting for you in advance. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 18:19, 5 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Ditto I had to give my vote to Spangles this month but I'll totally vote for you next month Oli ^_~ Ceridwyntalk contribs arc2.0 08:36, 06 May 2007
    • You can vote for me next month too. I'll nominate myself again. It'll be fun. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:53, 07 May 2007
  • AGAINST FU OLI!!!!! --General Insineratehymn 22:37, 8 May 2007 (UTC)
Ah crap. Insineratehymn hates me too? ;_; -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 23:39, 9 May 2007 (UTC)
Shouldn't the score be 3 or did Mhaille only nom and not for? O_o Poor Oli. He needs moar votes! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 01:54, 10 May 2007
I gave my vote to that Moose guy....but its Oli for me next month. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)
  • For! He gives me a reason to laugh at ban summaries and engage in wild orgies on IRC. --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 01:04, 12 May 2007 (UTC)

for This dude is the evil seamy underpresence of nauseating crap, the stink of which results in UnNews. Cheers! Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 22:19, 29 May 2007 (UTC)

Alksub (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +3 Retards
  • Nom & For, because the bloody admins are hogging the votes at the moment. Also, he really deserves it. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 03:46, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • Pro Alksub is awesome. --THINKER 03:54, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
  • For Alksub is nuff wicked and ting. --Dantoller
  • For. Fixes up a lot of my articles when people screw them up, etc. --So So 07:54, 27 May 2007 (UTC)

Cs1987 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2
  • Nom I don't know, I hear he does stuff. I think I voted for him for admin. —rc (t) 03:56, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Huh? Where have you been hearing these things? Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:00, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
That's been the scuttlebutt down at the Rainbow Brite Tavern. Even if you don't actually do stuff, that's no obstacle to winning UotM - just look at some of the losers who have gotten it. —rc (t) 04:03, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
I noticed that's even been happening at UotY too. Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 04:06, 3 May 2007 (UTC)
Except for TheTris. That guy was freakin' unstoppable back in 2004 before Uncyclopedia existed. —rc (t) 04:10, 3 May 2007 (UTC)


June 2007

Ceridwyn (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +11 pages speld real good
her service you say? is that an hourly rate? -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:40, 18 June 2007 (UTC)
Nasty, man. --Lt. High Gen. Grue The Few The Proud, The Marines 05:45, 18 June 2007 (UTC)

Olipro (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +23 insomniac sysops
  • Nom & For Look at his logs. 'Nuff said. –—Hv (talk) 1/06 11:10
  • Without a single doubt its Oli for me. He's been nothing short of phenomenal of late. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 13:18, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Yes please --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 17:24, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Aye - even though he is stinky. RabbiTechno 17:25, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • Strong For, it makes me sad to note that I wasn't quick enough to nominate him. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:16, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • yeeeeess --Stupcarp for sig.png» >UF|TLK|▋» 20:34, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For...his ability to balance beer consumption and administrative activity is nothing less than astonishing.--'Big Sur' Shandon 20:36, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For Oli definately deserves this award, the other candidate is rubbish! But seriously, theres no competition here, Olipro does amazing work around here and completely deserves this! <3 That and I promised him last month I'd vote for him!!! ~ Dame Ceridwyn ~ talk DUN VoNSE arc2.0 11:41, 01 June 2007
  • PINK FLOYD IS OVERRATED!!!!!!!!!1!11111 ;) --THINKER 23:47, 1 June 2007 (UTC)
    • You... fucked up old hag, ha ha charade you are. -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 05:35, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
      • Harmlessly passing your time in the grassland away, you're balanced on the biggest wave, racing towards an early grave, Mr. Thinker.-Sir Ljlego, GUN VFH FIYC WotM SG WHotM PWotM AotM EGAEDM ANotM + (Talk) 17:40, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
        • Thinker, have a good drown as you go down all alone. Dragged down by the stone--Leoispotter
          • When you grow up and turn off your radios, you'll find a wondrous world of music which is so expansive that my statement is true. They're a good band. Now if you'll excuse me, I've got a Mahavishnu record to listen to (followed by a double-shot of Shadowfax, and a little Camel on the side!).. ;) --THINKER 21:28, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
            • A little Camel? I always thought you were into that kind of stuff... -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 04:17, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
              • Don't be jealous that Camel has better hair and more living members than the Floyd, man.. :-D --THINKER 04:52, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
            • Oh snap! Somebody just threw down the My Taste In Music Is More Obscure Than Yours gauntlet! —rc (t) 05:05, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
          • Oooo 'tis a slippery slope to try to fight that battle with me. Accordingly, I welcome all challengers. ;) --THINKER 05:15, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
          • PS - He started this whole mess back in IRC; I would never have played my musical douchebaggery hand without provocation!! --THINKER 05:21, 3 June 2007 (UTC)
        • Pink Floyd is NOT overrated! Pink Floyd is awesome! Almost as awesome as Led Zep! 'Nuff said.P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:05, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For I am an insomniac too. Marshal Uncyclopedian! Talk to me!
  • For Oli in June, and Ceridwyn in July!--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 17:44, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For His block summaries are hilarious. --General Insineratehymn 17:45, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For He's just about the best sex on Uncyclopedia. Dame PPsigPPlips.gifGUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 21:00, 2 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For Squeak! Weasel 3689PS3 and F@H Pwn! Viva Colombia! 06:07, 6 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For stealing like half my reverts you bastard! Ж Kalir, Awesome Author(alliteration affords additional awesome) 03:49, 7 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He set me straight. --AAA! (AAAA) 00:50, 8 June 2007 (UTC)
  • 4 - Even though he dissed Floyd, he has the balls to get into a banning war with Famine.....He deserves this before he gets nuked and must burn in Hell for eternity.P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon Baloon.gif(Tick Tock) (Contribs) 22:05, 10 June 2007 (UTC)
Me? dissing Floyd? you must have me confused with someone else... I suggest you see my Userpage -- Prof. Olipro Icons-flag-gb.png KUN (W)Anchor Op Bur. (Harass) 03:15, 11 June 2007 (UTC)
Comment - Oli? Nice? You must mean Olicro, his nice twin. ~Jewriken.GIF 06:49, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
Comment - He treats me with respect and kindess, Famine just calls me a mother fucker and bans me for no reason.--SIR T H A T G U Y H U F F E D M E Snowman.png throw a snowball Snowman.png 07:34, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For. This might be the most amazing transformation I've ever seen here, from a lazy unnews bastard to a lazy bastard with a ban stick. All hail Oli the insomniac! ~Jewriken.GIF 06:49, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • YES!!! Verrrrrrry good. Dattebayo321 17:35, 20 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For Olipro, Olipro, wherefore art thou, Olipro? Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 03:11, 24 June 2007 (UTC)
  • For He's in the lead. --Starnestommy (Talk • Contribs • FFS • WP) 19:14, 27 June 2007 (UTC)

... of the Year

Uncyclopedian of the Year

Algorithm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: 0

Nominate: Over the past year this site has grown immensely, and we've faced many new challenges as a result. From content management to communication, we've faced technical hurdles that needed to be solved, and Algorithm has been the lynchpin that has allowed us to face them. A year ago, the Village Dump was a different place that could never have handled the level of traffic it now recieves. A year ago there were no lists of tagged pages whose times had expired. Even the much-maligned NRV tag has been vital, and Algo was responsible for making it possible and for allowing it to improve. The fundemental reality is that this site could not exist as it is now without the work that Algo has done. Other than the prior winners of this award, I think Algo is the only person I could make such a statement about. -Quill.gifRev. Isra (talk)

Todd Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +7

Nominate and For: I know that Todd has won just about everything there is to be won on this site, all with good reason. From the moment he arrived on Uncyclopedia you just knew that he was going to be successful here. Not only have the levels of his writing and general contributions been consistantly high, as the stats will show he has just done so much more than the rest of us, and done it well. That he has created some of the best work on the site, whilst at the same time knee-deep in the Admin duties says everything to me about his commitment. Regardless of what the future may hold, this is the Year of the Todd. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me)

  • For.' Todd has been one of my favourite writers on this site since December 24th 2005 (brownie points if you know why), and although I've been missing for most of the year, even when I returned Todd was still an extremely prominent user, to all. --officer designate Club symbol.png Lugiatm Club symbol.png MUN NS CM ZM WH 19:12, 31 December 2006 (UTC)
  • For - Great writer, great admin, great contributions, just great all round. I think the fact that he wrote the controversial Asperger's Syndrome only gives him extra points in my book. Then again, I am notoriously uncool. --Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 15:19, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Although I don't have a nice long reason for voting like everyone else, I do know that Todd deserves this award. When I first came to Uncyclopedia, only a month or so after Todd had joined, I could've sworn he was master of the site. His name was everywhere, and everyone loved him. Although he may not be as universally popular as he once was, neither is anyone who's been here for over a year. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:56, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I've known I was gonna vote for him from the moment I learned he hadn't won. To say that his writing is hilarious, focused, and clearly a shining example of some of the best of this site is only scratching the thinnest surface of this fine User's contributions. He huffs, he cleans up, he helps n00bs, and he even sings for UnTunes. I can't list nearly the tiniest percent within the scope that he contributes to. It's an honor for Todd to have graced Uncyclopedia, and if he hasn't improved it more than nearly anyone else, I don't know who has. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 00:11, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • (chanting) Todd. Todd. Todd. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [03:48, 2 January 2007 (UTC)]
  • I've forseen this nomination an year ago. Mhaille is a strong candidate too.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:54, 7 January 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +22

Nomination and For: Anyone thinking of voting for me should probably vote for Mhaille instead, because I'm not certain there would've been a "me" if there wasn't a "him" already here. The same could be said of many other users who call this site home. Though the "official" welcoming committee is a fairly recent phenomenon, Mhaille was already an expert n00b coddler when I was still in wikidiapers. :) Within minutes of posting, he started making pictures for my crappy first articles. I was thrilled, wrote some more, and kept on writing because of the unconditional support he gave me. He hooked me, and scores of other users, and didn't ask for anything in return. It took a long time for this site to recognize his own immense talent as a writer, editor and artist, mostly because he was always the last person to promote himself. Rather, he buoyed a lot of us up into awards that he rightfully should have received first. I'm glad, but not the least bit surprised that despite his modesty he's finally been recognized for his creative talent and administrative leadership. This award would be due recognition for everything he's given us, and my vote goes to him. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 23:51, 31 December 2006 (UTC)

  • For, Honestly, Mhaille is the Uncyclopedia user I am closest too, due to his good nature and guiding lights. While Splaka created my talk page, Mhaille was the second user to edit it (after me), pointing out that the all seeing eye was always watching. Since then Mhaille has helped me with my Photoshops (read "Potatochops"), articles, and good will. "Good will?", you ask. Well, at one point I thanked Mhaille for some favor that he had done me, and I said that I owed him a favor. At that point Mhaille decline my favor, saying that the reason that he does favors is not to recive favors, but that "the idea is that you do nice stuff for other people and the circle continues". Well, I could go on and on about Mhaille and all the wonderful things he has done for the site, but I'll stop here. Lotsa Love, --Sir Zombiebaron 01:28, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. What can I say? I was paid to vote for him. In my opinion, he's a vagrant, a gobshite, and above all, an insult to the Uncyclopedia name. God forbid we never had Mhaille; I mean, Holocaust Tycoon, Neolithic Age, and Biggles: what tasteless piles of trash. These articles should have been QVFDed immediately. Sorry to break it to you Mhaille, but we all conspired to feature your crap to make you feel good about yourself, and apparently that's all gone to your head. I've only been here six months, and even I know that. And I expect you're going to vote for yourself you selfish whore. In all seriousness, go fuck yourself. I love you. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 04:58, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Re-iterating the above message, Mhaille was one of the very first people (along with Bradaphraser) to welcome and support me on IRC over the summer, back when I was we lil' noobling without the slighest bit of humor or sense to guide me in a first farcical forays into article writing. Mhaille always helped me with my articles, added to them, asked me to help him on his (though God knows that my additions/revisions were of dubious quality), provided me with pictures, always was willing to indulge my silly, flippant attitude and style, and above all was willing to make this place hospitable for a new user. I can safely say that without him, and those like him, I wouldn't be here today. This may seem like an overwrought, drawn-out display of decadence, which, to a degree it is, but mixed in here, somewhere (you can see it if you kind of squint), is a real honest appreciation for someone who embodies all that is great about "Uncyclopedia." All the people currently nominated are deserving in every way. Mhaille is just more deserving. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 05:13, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, even if he is a Scouser.
    Seriously, though, he rules. -- Hindleyite Converse 12:15, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Yes, I agree with ENeGMA, although I seemed to gain a lot of support from people when I first came here. Mhaille was one of them, (the others know who they are.... if they don't.. maybe I dreamt all this). I think he is the most deserving candidate here at this time, so I'm giving my vote to him. —Braydie at 12:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. If you aren't going to give this to the same people every year, and there enough great people here that we don't need to do that, then we need to find the most-deserving people of those who are left. Todd and Mhaille both come to mind, in this case, as people who are always very classy AND do good work here. I have to give the overall nod between the two to Mhaille because he's been here the whole time, and I don't think he's ever left for more than a couple days at a time. Thus, he gets my vote, with a nod to Todd as well.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 20:10, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message, /me cries like a baby for bein' torn between the 2 men that he loves Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 20:13, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He Who Watches From Behind The Code--Shandon 20:21, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For being bloody awesome. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 22:41, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For just to see how high this vote can go. Seriously though, Mhaille sounds great. He hasn't helped me yet, though(it's not too late!). --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 23:19, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, let me tell you a little story; starting a potential rewrite on a page...got the text basics fleshed out (maybe an hour or so in), and 'Boom', suddenly there's a friggin' picture there. Retouched, too. And appropriate! Get this; Mhaille does this all the time. Some users are helpful, he's pre-helpful.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:05, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He's really nice and he makes some of the best articles here on Uncyclopedia. --General Insineratehymn 02:06, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, 4, Four and fore. Best. Person. Ever. I WAS HERE -kjhf!- 13:36, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For: He seems to be incurably benevolent, and really is helpful without being asked. --Sir Jam 10:53, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. First off let me say that anything nice said about Mhaille is a blatant lie, and also completely untrue. He's probably definitely the reason why this place sucks so much, and is the worst site on the internet. A world without Mhaille is as close to Utopia most of us will ever come. Did I mention he once put a bomb inside a puppy? Anyway, hope you win UotY! (Dear Todd, this is all a trick, I really hope you win) (Dear Mhaille, don't read that) --Anyone 21:02, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
(Dear Anyone, no chance. Thanks anyway. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 14:13, 5 January 2007 (UTC))
  • For. I've been fond of him (in an platonic way, stop staring at me!) since he welcomed me to Uncync. Besides the fact that he is virtually everywhere (there's a good expression in Hebrew which describes him: His hand is in all, and everyones' hands are in him. Just an expression you sick sick people!) he manages to do so without ever losing his temper. He actually makes vandals feel ashamed with his dry British bans. All in all, Mhaille's my vote. God save the queen. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 10:22, 8 January 2007 (UTC)
  • for. consistantly dilligent and fair admin, consistantly solid writer, so dedicated an uncyclopedian that he may be in need of psychiatric help. Get outside, smell the trees - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 20:09, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. So, I voted for Todd for WOTY, therefore Mhaille is the only choice for UOTY. "Ooh, but Codeine, that's tactical voting. That's hardly right, is it?" Shut the fuck up. Every last one of you should make the effort to thank these two men personally for making this website what it is today. Mhaille keeps our signal-to-noise ratio cleaner than a digital mastering studio; he not only welcomes, but invests time and effort into helping noobs, he writes consistently outstanding articles, he makes consistently outstanding pictures, he damn near lives on IRC pointing people in useful directions... in short, he is the very definition of an Uncyclopedian. Mr. M., I salute you sir. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:17, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For- Mhaille is a real nice fella :) I know, and Mhaille does help out with images alot, and even contibuted to the DNA article of mine, what, he must have been watching recent changes and saw my plea. What a nice fella. I wish I could vote for Todd too, since hes such a cool guy too, and he even audio recorded one of my unnews stories.--Witt, Union leader.gif of Union member.gif UNion Entertain me* 01:36, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - He's a nice guy... --AAA! (AAAA) 08:19, 27 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. What.. er... everyone else said. Damn, there was going to be a pithy comment here. -- Paw print.jpg 02:18, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Rcmurphy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: =|:D\-<

Nomination and for. Yes, I know he won last year's award, but this shouldn't be an issue at all. Rc has been ever present, augmenting what I believe to be correct Uncyclopedic behavior, giving up a lot of his free time to keep the site running smoothly. That's not to say the other candidates are undeserving, of course. They all should get props for their excellent contributions. But, in my humble opinion, no-one is equally... erm... without sin? ... as our very own, radio-controlled father Murphy. *raises glass* To RC! *ching!* ⇔ Sir Mon€¥$ignSTFU F@H|CM|+S 19:50, 1 January 2007 (UTC)

  • All the nominees thus far are deserving (Mhaille in particular for his ability to help out on a couple of my pages...sometimes before I'd started writing them...), but RC is my moral compass. My calm port in a stormy sea, if you will. For that, and for putting up with my histrionics, RC gets my for.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 21:03, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Quite possibly the best uncyclopedian, like, ever. For. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 21:19, 1 Jan 2007
  • I really, really appreciate the nomination and votes, but just as with the other awards I think it's more fitting for the candidates to be people who haven't won it before, so I'm turning down the nomination. Also I'd never win anyway. So you guys can blow your votes on somebody else. :D —rc (t) 23:55, 1 January 2007 (UTC)
Just remember that we still love you.--Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 02:01, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
And I love you all. Except Spang   Tompkins   ERTW   Apples. —rc (t) 06:14, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
How can you not love Apples!?! So he and Fat Sandy are in some sort of fight - he's still a good guy. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 23:01, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
I always assumed Apples was a girl... • Spang • ☃ • talk • 01:01, 9 Jan 2007
Well, his 10 year-old voice is probably pitched similar to that of a girl's. HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:21, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
Why are you talking about yourself in the third person, Tomps? —rc (t) 01:47, 17 January 2007 (UTC)
I thought everyone already knew.... It's true, I'm ten years old, and have yet to hit puberty. I'm sorry to everyone that I've secretly cybered with throughout the past year (you, Murph, especially). HOMESTAR ME!!! TURTLE ME!!! t o m p k i n s  blah. ﺞوﻦ וףה ՃՄ ண்ஸ ފއހ วอฏม +տ trade websites 01:51, 17 January 2007 (UTC)

Writer of the Year

Hardwick Fundlebuggy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +13
  • Nomination and For. He's one of my favourite writers, no wait, he is my favourite writer. Big up the 'Buggy. -- Hindleyite Converse 14:35, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For In my opinion, probably the best writer here, and the only one with a very distinct style. Hindleyite, Todd, and Procopius are the guys who get the chicks at parties for their writing. Hardwick's the distraught, mumbling clown in the corner with a typewriter and a comically large caveman stick, cranking out witticisms by the dozens and fending off spiders. And we love him for it. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 22:03, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For It's Hardwick. I admire his writing more than anyone else's, and that's no light claim. --Sir ENeGMA (talk) GUN WotM PLS 23:17, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Hardwick was the guy who first showed me that there was more to Uncyc than Wilde quotes and amateurish pages about whatever. HF's helpful edits to a page of mine opened my eyes to how a simple turn of phrase could improve a page immeasurably. He continually raises the bar; in doing so he encourages all of us to improve, if only to stay one or more (mostly more) steps behind him. All of the writers nom'd here deserve WotY, but HF deserves it the most. --Sir Modusoperandi Boinc! 13:36, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Bouncy Castle et al. were a work of sheer brilliance. --The Rt. Hon. BarryC Icons-flag-gb.png MUN (Symposium!) Sigh. Double Sigh. 17:05, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. It was a tough choice between hardwick and savethemooses, but HW just came out on top. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 00:24, 4 Jan 2007
  • for both quality and quantity - jack mort | cunt | talkKodamaIcon.jpg - 19:55, 10 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For.---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 18:20, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For- Says it all really. --Sir Jam 21:24, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. --So So 07:24, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For --Sir OCdt Jedravent CUN UmP VFH PLS ACS WH 21:02, 13 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Agains...agains...AARGH...I can't vote against a good writer. For. :) Tux.png DaBlade Kmenu.png (Click here to bitch. :)) 23:31, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For...lots of good writers here, but I haveta pick the one that makes me laugh the most consistently and shows the greatest ingenuity--Shandon 18:04, 28 January 2007 (UTC)

Hindleyite (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2
  • Nomination -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 14:43, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Master of the English culture. —Braydie at 23:54, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - Makes UnNews look good, and by association, me too. Zimbuddha.jpg Rev. Zim (Talk) Get saved! 01:22, 31 January 2007 (UTC)

Todd Lyons (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +8
  • Nomination -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 14:43, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For [Insert Reason Here] --General Insineratehymn 16:00, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For While the other users so far nominated are all excellent writers, Todd Lyons has again and again made me laugh, drawing many looks of wonder from passersby. I could, of course, list the articles he has written, but you all know them, or could visit his userpage and view the long long long list of them. --Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:17, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • I Approve This Message, Spacer.gifSpacer.gifPremierTomMayfairChe.png RedPhone.png Unsoc.png Hammer and sickle.png 02:07, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Really difficult, three of my favourite writers on the site are listed here, all of stunning quality, in the end I think I've got to add quantity into the mix to seperate them. For. -- Sir Mhaille Icons-flag-gb.png (talk to me) 17:17, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For Dawg.gif » Brig Sir Dawg | t | v | c » 22:39, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • If Todd does not get this award, I shall be very sad indeed. Think about what you're doing. :) For. —Sir Major Hinoa [TALK] [KUN] [00:28, 4 January 2007 (UTC)]
  • For. Ever since the day he rewrote David Gilmour before my very eyes (and within 15 minutes of me putting a rewrite tag on it), I knew we had someone special here. As Zombiebaron said, just go to his userpage and marvel at the list of consistently excellent work he's produced. Voting on this award has been such a hard decision for me, as both Todd and Mhaille hold the most special of places in my heart for their writing abilities; but I'll be damned if I let that egotistical Scouser win two annual awards at once. ;P Now stop listening to me gushing and go read Todd's articles. I said Now. -- Sir Codeine K·H·P·B·M·N·C·U·Bu. · (Harangue) 02:05, 11 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For He writes great articles, and he adopted me.--Shas 00:10, 29 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Dear Shas, although both Todd Lyons and Mhaille deserve just Todd Lyons deserves your vote, you have to pick one. --Anyone 16:13, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Mhaille (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +3
  • Nomination, someone had to do it.--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 16:34, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For, with love to everyone else here (particularly myself). He wrote Voynich Manuscript and Neolithic Age, two of the more erudite featured articles. But mainly for his unstinting advocacy of Erraticus.--Procopius 19:12, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Even if he weren't my friend, I'd be hard-pressed to not vote FOR him anyway. He toiled hard for a long time before people started to actually read the great material he was putting out. Kudos, because that might have been the nail in the coffin for your typical prima donna, attention-whore writer. --Sir Todd GUN WotM MI UotM NotM MDA VFH AotM Bur. AlBur. CM NS PC (talk) 16:05, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • My favourite writer by far.--Shas 00:07, 29 January 2007 (UTC)

Procopius (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +7
  • Nomination This guy should be paid for his writing, it's just one good thing after another. I look up to him as a writer and so do you probably.. —Braydie at 16:48, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Definitely deserves it, though I'm torn between him and Hardwick. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 22:13, 2 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For - has produced more of my favourite articles from last year than anyone else. --Icons-flag-au.png Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 13:59, 3 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For
  • For, though the competition here is insane. We have too many awesome writers here (not to say that some of you should leave, of course).--<<Bradmonogram.png>> 19:07, 7 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For. Brigadier Sir Mordillo Icons-flag-il.png GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI3 AnotM VFH +S 20:54, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I often wonder whether he's some famous author, writing under a pseudonym here. J.D. Salinger, is that you? --Composure1 21:42, 9 January 2007 (UTC)
  • For I love pseudo-historical articles, and Procopius has that kind of stuff down. —rc (t) 21:26, 11 January 2007 (UTC)

Savethemooses (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +2

Gubby (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups)

Score: +1
  • Crazy Nom and Crazier For. I know, I know, where did I get those paint chips and why didn't I share, right? I looked at this vote and it is by far the hardest vote I've ever had to choose...which is why I didn't. Hardwick, Hindleyite, Todd, Mhaille, Procopius, and Savethemooses are some of the funniest writers ever, bar none, and there was no way I could pick just one. Gubby's HowTo:Maintain a vanity site on Wikipedia was the first article I read when I came here, and still one of the funniest. He isn't really around anymore and I doubt he'll win this, but what the hell. --Anyone 21:59, 4 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment this is a bit like if I nominated Nakedman. -- §. | WotM | PLS | T | C | A 23:49, 25 January 2007 (UTC)
  • Comment. Besides rational and common sense, what's stopping you? --Anyone 19:47, 26 January 2007 (UTC)
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