Uncyclopedia:Past Winners 15

July 2012

Writer of the Month

Zarbag (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

• Zarbag is back editing this month. Now if there is a writer who has been overlooked it is him. Perhaps I am biased since we worked together on the epic History of Great Britain but Zarbag has other credits to his name. For example - Austria-Hungary (featured), Vespasian, Crown and Biggus Dickus. He has been here since June 2006, an era when many current contributors were finger painting in their potties. Time Zarbag got this in my view. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 14:54, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
• I can go for that. I've seen him puttering around on Jet Set Willy (among others), which tickled my funnyboner like a perverted priest. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Jul 11 '12 16:05 (UTC)
• Fucking love Austria-Hungary -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:54, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
• Why not? ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:40, July 20, 2012 (UTC)
• For.--Funnybony  15:21, Jul 23

Uncyclopedian of the Month

Saberwolf116 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 10

• Returned from the dead and is more useful than most. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:31, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Seems like a pleasant bloke. I'll use a C-C-COMBO BREAKER!!!!!!!!! Mattsnow 03:50, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
• I'm blushing! Saberwolf116 (talk) 05:23, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
• Shoulda won a while ago. Both a well-deserved legacy nom, plus a look towards a brighter future for the site SaberwolfNumbers-wise! -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:30, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 19:58, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
• For--Funnybony  15:09, Jul 6
• Never heard of him, he must do something good though. --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 07:44, July 7, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Always on top of VFD. --QZEKЯOM Proud sponsor of Team Zombiebaron Tw$*ty Tw%#ve G*me$ FTW! Let's go for the g^@d! 00:36, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Always good to see someone return from the dead. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 00:51, July 9, 2012 (UTC)
• For. The prodigal Sabrerwolf returns. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 13:39, July 19, 2012 (UTC)

Aimsplode (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 2

• I'm not expecting him to win, as he's probably not quite ready, but for sure he will soon if he continues being the new and improved pleasant user. Is anyone else grateful for the radical transformation of this guy from pre to post ban? He went from a total gobshite to a useful non polemic user with some good jokes and ideas once in a while. --ShabiDOO 23:04, July 4, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Good behavior. --Scofield & Friends 12:32, July 5, 2012 (UTC)

Noob of the Moment

MasterWangs (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 7

• Nom + For a couple of decent UnNews in two days. Shows potential. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:31, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Great UnNews and he seems like a nice fella. Mattsnow 19:00, May 20, 2012 (UTC)
• For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 13:12, 23 May 2012
• A strange man put something on my userpage saying I was nominated for something. So I came to vote for myself, its like jerking yourself off, only more elegant! --MasterWangs CUNT and proud of it! 10:51, May 25, 2012 (UTC)
• Good guy, but he only has 64 edits. Let's make this award mean something. Oh, the hell with it, give him a case of our best wine, our women, and strap a can to his tail. Yay MasterWangs! Aleister a moment ago in geological time
• A good one yep -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:43, June 18, 2012 (UTC)
• Template:Spiritual boner I like what I see so far. Some intelligent unnews articles and a few interesting edits on a couple articles, and a lot of voting and comments. I look forward to seeing a new and full article by the guy.--ShabiDOO 02:23, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
• For. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:40, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

Ticklethekeys (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 9

• Nom+For Writes gud. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:00, June 14, 2012 (UTC)
• For Steven Spielberg. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 08:04, 14 June, 2012 (UTC)
• Oh yeah. Great UnNews writer. Doesn't complain about his dry bread rations. Mattsnow 01:31, June 17, 2012 (UTC)
• For Is this cheating? Ticklethekeys (talk) 04:17, June 18, 2012 (UTC)

Of the worst order! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:39, June 20, 2012 (UTC)

• Yep. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 06:45, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For. The Tickler. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:10, July 11, 2012 (UTC)
• For.--Funnybony  21:13, Jul 14
• "Your wife has a few switches and buttons you must become familiar with without looking." --ShabiDOO 02:18, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
• For. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:40, July 18, 2012 (UTC)

Ice cream mafia (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

• Is a n00b and does things... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:34, July 3, 2012 (UTC)
• Very promising writer. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 22:26, July 14, 2012 (UTC)
• Made some nice additions to My Dog Has Fleas. Hope It sticks around. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sun, Jul 15 '12 1:16 (UTC)
• There is a deep and meaningful complexity to his writing that I really dig, and it shows with confidence in his very first articles on the wiki (with no need for maturing time or getting his bearings). It will be awsome to have a really creative and unique writer on the wiki in the absence of some writers on the extended breaks. --ShabiDOO 02:16, July 15, 2012 (UTC)
• For. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:40, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
• Beard                                • Puppy's talk page • 04:34 26 Jul

Ratfactor (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: Five for

• N&F Good writer, and plays well with others. If Cartilage and his/her User:Ratfactor are anything to go by, has a huge potential.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:10 17 Jul
• For. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:40, July 18, 2012 (UTC)
• For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:53, July 19, 2012 (UTC)
• Forforforfor. Whoops. Thought I already voted. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Jul 19 '12 11:20 (UTC)
• For. After seeing this guy's writing style, I must say that I am very impressed. Deserves this award to the fullest. --OliOmniOmbudsman 05:41, July 23, 2012 (UTC)

August 2012

Writer of the Month

Winstanley1 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 10

• Nom and For The guy who wrote probably one of the better articles this site has ever seen in UnBooks:Tarquin Middleton: My Battle with Depression. is back. AND he's writing things. Currently. At this very moment perhaps. Who can say? Regardless, he totally deserves it for both being funny in the past, and being funny right now in this moment. Like, seriously. Wherever he is right now- perhaps he's at home sleeping, or at work being bored out of his mind- he is probably being funnier than you. Prove me wrong. The Woodburninator Minimal Effort ™ 20:05, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
• This award is four years overdue, but also right on time. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 20:33, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
• For.--Funnybony  21:10, Aug 3
• Jesus Yes! Per TFK, he should have won this years ago. Aleister 16:27 8-7-'012
• For for for fucking for. What in the name of the Great Lord Harry's fine bone-china codpiece? He's not won this yet? Really? This single fact categorically proves none of us have any idea what we're doing. --UU - natter 20:41, Aug 7
• For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:22, August 10, 2012 (UTC)
• For. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 11:59, August 11, 2012 (UTC)
• Bandwagon for Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:04, August 14, 2012 (UTC)
• Im going to nominate him for new-noob of the moment. --ShabiDOO 19:57, August 15, 2012 (UTC)
• For. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:22, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month

Bizzeebeever (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

• Daily active, daily helpful, and one of the site's few people whose vision somehow still exceeds his cynicism. He made a social media sharebox that hopefully will somehow find its way into the site's backbone code in the very near future. Plus, he's funny. Give this to him. Again. Later. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 08:29, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

  Comment. Isn't it somewhat taboo to give someone UOTM more than once? Saberwolf116 (talk) 08:43, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

  To be blunt It is my belief at least that we are out of people to award this to. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:12, August 1, 2012 (UTC)

  There is no rule against winning multiple major awards. I have WotM twice to prove it. People should win based on the merit and edits performed in the last month, since this is called Uncyclopedian of the Month after all. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 05:22, August 2, 2012 (UTC)

  Is there any money in this? Cuz if not, I don't want it. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Aug 2 '12 6:35 (UTC)

• For.Actually really like this guy. –Hi! — 04:23, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

BENSON (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0

• Nom and spiritual for Per the not awarded twice thingy, and the fact that in many ways this user is the definition of an Uncyclopedian.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:23 01 Aug
• What Who is this user and why should I care? -- ENTER CITADEL T)alk C)untributions B)an 00:43, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

  Ever heard of the BHOP? It's named after him. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:29, August 8, 2012 (UTC)

Qzekrom (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 7

• Nom and For. He's the cutest pokemon on the site, plus he does stuff. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 23:19, August 1, 2012 (UTC)
• Qzekrom is a groovy user. Nice, helpful and so cute it make me want to club twenty five baby seals to death. --ShabiDOO 12:30, August 4, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Qzekrom got banned by me twice in December 2011 about the Pi article and something else I can't recall but full marks to him for coming back, making an account and getting involved here. Deserves this award in my view. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:31, August 6, 2012 (UTC)
• For, although he could try being a little less annoying. Then again, that could probably be said of most of us. A true Uncyclopedian!

1234 ~ 04:36, 8 August 2012

• For I guess Yes, what Lyrithya said but I guess I'm not one to talk about being annoying. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:13, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Helpful. Let him win before we start giving second awards to Zombiebaron. --OliOmniOmbudsman 19:48, August 15, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Per Oliphaunte. --ChiefjusticeWii 18:21, August 30, 2012 (UTC)

Zombiebaron (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 8

• If we're gonna start giving UotM to people twice, I think I should go first because it's been a long time since I won a UotM. Some of you guys won UotM last year, but it has been 6 years since I won. Also I'm really active and my talkpage gets lots of edits. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:06, August 2, 2012 (UTC)
  • Me too! (Okay, 3ish years. But I rank lower on slutlist.)                                • Puppy's talk page • 12:22 04 Aug
• Nom and For. I agree--Funnybony  21:14, Aug 3
• The 6 year deadline has come. Sir Georgie • Harangue • Mediocracy 23:18, August 7, 2012 (UTC)
• 4 Sir Ptok-Bentoniczny^{Pisz tutaj} • KUN 22:05, August 14, 2012 (UTC)
• Totally not a fascist. -RAHB 16:58, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
• Zombiebaron. --User:Jack Phoenix/sig 17:00, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
• poop chew poop chew poop--Bp2611 17:03, August 30, 2012 (UTC)
• Zombeibaron. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 00:00, August 31, 2012 (UTC)

Noob of the Moment

Snippy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 6

• Nom + For Because of his writings/editing. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 11:06, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
• For. His Minecraft article is looking excellent, plus he's contributing to Pee Review. In fact he/she/it is so competent I'm considering claiming that they are my sockpuppet. --ChiefjusticeWii 13:07, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
• WOW --ShabiDOO 13:30, August 8, 2012 (UTC)
• M O M --                               • Puppy's talk page • 05:08 09 Aug
• For. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 12:07, August 11, 2012 (UTC)
• For. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:19, August 24, 2012 (UTC)

September 2012

Writer of the Month

GlobalTourniquet (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 7

• Boy is this guy back or what? It's, like, two weeks and half of the last 20 recent articles must already be his. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 19:29, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
• yeah ok ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:28, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
• Self for Go away for a year or two and you get all explody when you come back. But if I say so myself, this is quantity AND quality. I hope, anyway. Bitches. -- GlobalTourniquet: UnAstrologer, UnJournalist, shameless narcissistic America-hating liberal atheist award-winning featured writer 22:21, September 4, 2012 (UTC)
• <3 -RAHB 05:49, September 11, 2012 (UTC)
• For. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:29, September 23, 2012 (UTC)
• For. he writes gud. Mattsnow 00:55, September 24, 2012 (UTC)
• For This man bakes the dough himself. mAttlobster. (hello) 17:35, September 29, 2012 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month

RAHB (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0

• Nom + Spiritual For I'm gonna make a few nominations for people I think deserve the high honor of winning this award twice, I'm not going to vote for him because I can only vote once, but I'll give you some good reasons to do it: He's active, helpful and gets things done efficiently. So vote for him to win this again >_> Also he's really good at trivia and someone should go beat him ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:58, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

ChiefjusticeDS (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0

• Nom + Spiritual For Same reasons as with RAHB, he's helpful and sutff and is the only active editor to maintain the UnSignpost which would be dead without him. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:58, September 5, 2012 (UTC)

PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

• 'Nom + For' Sure there has been some hiccups these past few months, but one very good reason to vote for him is as follows: It is half thanks to him that we don't have a single edit to this site that goes Unchecked or unpatrolled, he and I check everything and its extremely boring and warrants winning this times two. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:58, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
  • Declining nomination.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:50 05 Sep
    • RUDE! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:54, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
      • I'm afraid if I won there'd be a bucket of pig's blood involved somewhere.                                • Puppy's talk page • 10:09 05 Sep

Frosty (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 7

• N&F For the same reason he nominated me. But he doesn't have the same hiccups I have. All my sock-puppets agree.                                • Puppy's talk page • 09:47 05 Sep
• Yes.--Bp2611 12:13, September 5, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. -RAHB 04:03, September 6, 2012 (UTC)
• Yep. --Snippy 05:01, September 7, 2012 (UTC)
• Because I'm better than you, and because lol ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:14, September 7, 2012 (UTC)
• For. For keeping the place neat & tidy. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 18:49, September 25, 2012 (UTC)
• Gayer than Christmas -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:34, September 25, 2012 (UTC)

Noob of the Moment

Sinner George (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

• Nom&For - Has made two pages in a short time, seems to be a promising user. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 18:22, 1 September, 2012 (UTC)
• At first I was like, he's been here 2 days and maybe I should wait to see if he stays but then I was like his pages are funny so For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:44, September 1, 2012 (UTC)
• Yup. --Snippy 10:37, September 7, 2012 (UTC)
• For. At least Greece can still export something! Sinner George (not Sister George) has been showing a lot of early promise! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:17, September 12, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Because it's me.-- Sir Sinner ^{blah blah} 21:18, September 24, 2012 (UTC)

October 2012

Writer of the Month

Ptok-Bentoniczny (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 6

• Nom + For Ptok has produced two features this month so far. Excellent articles here and here. He is Polish and proud of it. Brevik wept. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:13, October 24, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Mattsnow 23:51, October 24, 2012 (UTC)
• For. We're in a worse state of Writer For The Month nominations than we are for VFHs. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 07:21, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
• For. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 07:49, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Only choice. --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 20:53, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
• Yup. --Snippy 06:27, October 29, 2012 (UTC)

Uncyclopedian of the Month

Snippy (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 7

• Nom + For He patrols stuff, reverts vandals and other stuff like that and still manages to write quality articles. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:21, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
• For. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 05:46, October 11, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. Not balls. -RAHB 03:34, October 20, 2012 (UTC)
• For. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 23:02, October 24, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Mattsnow 23:50, October 24, 2012 (UTC)
• For. --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 20:54, October 27, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Being a nominated user of Uncyclopedia of the month, I can honestly say that Snippy deserves this award more than I do because of his great contributions and effort. -- UserTalkContributions 20:58, October 27, 2012 (UTC)

Tasmania (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0

• Nom He's back apparently, I'd vote for him instead but I'd like to make sure he's staying. But he has next months vote for sure. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 04:21, October 1, 2012 (UTC)

Noon of the Moment

KMnO (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

• Nom + For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:31, September 22, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Because I can feel your agony to see a new vote.-- Sir Sinner ^{blah blah} 21:18, September 24, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:17, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. Intended to be a chemical symbol. Excellent. Uncyclopedia needs more scientists. -RAHB 07:14, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Mattsnow 23:52, October 24, 2012 (UTC)

Leverage (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 12

• Nom + For His UnNews seem pretty good ^_^ ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 23:00, September 30, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Amour props. --Leverage 02:44, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
• Yep. --Snippy 00:56, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:17, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. Writes a ton. Uncyclopedia really needs more writers. Hope that he/she/it stays around and becomes a big part of the community. -RAHB 07:14, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For. -- UserTalkContributions 23:09, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For. –sumone10154^(talk) 00:29, October 12, 2012 (UTC)
• For. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:28, 12 October 2012
• For. Great writer, nice attitude, stupid name. He's got it all! Mattsnow 10:22, October 20, 2012 (UTC)
• For. But of course!-- Sir Sinner ^{blah blah} 16:40, October 21, 2012 (UTC)
• For. These talented motherfuckas make me jealous. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 09:24, October 25, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Hit the ground running. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:09, October 26, 2012 (UTC)

Sumone10154 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 7

• Nom + For Maintenance, redirects and voting mainly good edits :D ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:45, October 1, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Got his links and page worked out pretty quick and now voting too. That's a good start! --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 06:11, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 06:17, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• Yip. --Snippy 06:23, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For, not because i support, since i had never saw what the users do.--fcukmanLOOS3R! 06:44, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. Wants to be helpful. That's 50% of being helpful right there. -RAHB 07:14, October 3, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Mattsnow 23:52, October 24, 2012 (UTC)

November 2012

Uncyclopedian of the Month

TheHappySpaceman (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 6

• Ah... love this man. User:Yrtneg/ Nov 22 2012 05:27
• For. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:24, November 23, 2012 (UTC)
• We have a secret baby together that no one can know about.—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Shabidoo (talk • contribs)
• For.--Funnybony  17:30, Nov 23
• Yeah k ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 20:57, November 29, 2012 (UTC)
• I gave him one of my kidneys and he thanked me by punching my teeth out. --ShabiDOO 21:21, November 29, 2012 (UTC)

  Dude you already voted. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Nov 30 '12 7:40 (UTC)

  Indeed. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:08, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

  Indeed...I did vote twice. Let the record show that spaceman won outright with only SIX votes, not SEVEN !!! --ShabiDOO 05:20, December 1, 2012 (UTC)

• This man has literally done nothing outside of the forum. On the other hand, it is now evident that merely being a member of this site is currently grounds for winning this award. So yeah, sure why not, give the chap a meaningless red badge for his remarkable track record of being the consistently most useless member on a dead, dead, dead site. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 15:15, November 30, 2012 (UTC)

• It isn't literally nothing. His main space edits account for 3.28% of his edit count. That's within the range of the percentage of Neanderthal DNA modern humans have. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 20:08, Nov. 30, 2012

• So many admins who are good writers who only do beaurocratic stuff on a site they claim is all but obliterated. No one cares if spaceman is a forum monkey. Bitching is equally pointless. Follow Zombiebarons example and try to revitalise the site. --ShabiDOO 05:18, December 1, 2012 (UTC)

• ^This if you put the energy you put into complaining about how small the site is, into something like making it bigger we wouldn't have a problem. Also I thought we made a rule about this page if you don't have anything nice to say don't say anything at all... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:35, December 1, 2012 (UTC)

Noob of the Moment

Kamek98 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 6

• Nom + For He wants to write articles and be a part of Uncyclopedia, that's reason enough for me. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:15, October 7, 2012 (UTC)
• For I think I should vote for myself. --General of All Branches of the Military and the Head of the State Police Eric (talk) 22:17, October 10, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Mattsnow 23:52, October 24, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Enthusiastic, finding his way about here. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 10:10, October 26, 2012 (UTC)
• Sure. --Snippy 02:01, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
• Kamek98 has passed the first stage of reaching the general approval and recognition of uncyclopedians...quite admirably. I'm not sure that he is ready for the very painful and humiliating second phase...but we shall see. We shall see. --ShabiDOO 22:48, November 27, 2012 (UTC)

Mattsnow (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 2

• Hey...theres a new Frenchie guy doing some editing and things of all sorts and he really seems to be getting up to all kinds of good stuff. We ought to welcome him into our kind and loving community. What do you say everyone? --ShabiDOO 22:52, November 27, 2012 (UTC)

1. NICE!--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 01:55, November 28, 2012 (UTC)

• Fails criteria... ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:41, December 2, 2012 (UTC)

Writer of the Month

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 7

• Nom+For He deserves another for writing more featured articles than ever this while. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 10:31, November 13, 2012 (UTC)
• *Of course Spikes writing has really matured. I find his recent articles not just clever, as they have always been, but also multi-funny ranging from the lol to the absurd. --ShabiDOO 16:24, November 14, 2012 (UTC)
• I'll buy that for a dollar. Only person who actually writes articles anymore. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Thu, Nov 15 '12 14:05 (UTC)
• I hate SPIKE, but he needs this award to boost his happiness level after the Republicans took a shit-bath in America. And he deserves it too, damn his eyes. Aleister 20:32 11-19-'12
• For--Funnybony  08:07, Nov 22
• For. Spike's work is not to everyone's taste (followers of Pokemon take note) but he writes consistently and about subjects others are unaware can be turned into featurable funny. --RomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 07:27, November 23, 2012 (UTC)

  Thanks, guys. But the claim that my reader needs unusual tastes comes from the author who is striving to ensure that Uncyclopedia contains a complete set of articles on Roman emperors and consuls! also, by the way, disproving Bizzeebeever's claim that I am uniquely prolific here. Shabidoo, I had a Conundrum side even back in 2010; see Dianalysis, (on which Romartus assisted). Spıke Ѧ 22:21 30-Nov-12

• For SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 18:57, December 1, 2012 (UTC)

UPjcm (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0

• ...and then I looked up and noticed that this guy actually writes stuff, too. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Nov 17 '12 6:34 (UTC)

Leverage (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0

• ...Holy cow, did you notice how many good UnNewses this dude wrote? ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Sat, Nov 17 '12 6:34 (UTC)

December 2012

Noob of the Moment

===Finnius (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)===

Score: 918

• Nom + For Cause I don't even know enough to follow the rules! What a fucking n00b!

Finnius is not a noob so is ineligible for consideration in this category. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:09, December 19, 2012 (UTC)

Can I keep my score? I have it under good authority that Sophia will have sex with anyone with the highest score...for as many times as that score tallies up to!

No. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:47, December 19, 2012 (UTC)

CDPCCNAC (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

• Nom + Boner ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 10:34, October 31, 2012 (UTC)
• For. --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 21:38, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
• Zazz. Complete Zazz. Zazzzzzz SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 21:32, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
• Without a doubt is a user with killer potential...very funny and well written.--ShabiDOO 21:57, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Keen to fix/improve the Singapore article. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:03, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

MagicBus (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 8

• Nom + For He's magic or something. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 01:23, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
• Yup. --Snippy 02:01, November 11, 2012 (UTC)
• For I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous. MagicBus (talk) 16:18, November 12, 2012 (UTC)
• I have no idea whot his MagicBus guy is, well, MagicBus is not necesarily a guy, he could be a guy who chopped off his penis when he was drunk, but, in any case, whatever MagicBus is...that person chose a very cool user name. And that really means something. --ShabiDOO 22:49, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
• For--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 16:43, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
• For. A loud and active guy. I like him. Or her. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 12:35, December 3, 2012 (UTC)
• I'll hold you to "I'm going to help Uncyclopedia become famous". It should be, no reason it shouldn't get more media coverage. As for this noob, anyone with Magic in there name has good reason to smile. Aleister The time and date? I'm not tellin' you. Get a watch for crying out loud.
• For. I once travelled to Greece on the original Magic Bus (in the 80s in case anyone is asking). A good old hippy trip of a name. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, December 16, 2012 (UTC)

Fakehater (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 10

• Nom + For ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 03:19, November 24, 2012 (UTC)
• Also for. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Nov 27 '12 6:53 (UTC)
• For. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 04:08 Dec 5 2012
• for. This man is an example or a real american. his blood, sweat, and tears to make uncyclopedia the best *informational* website on the internet can only be realized by voting for this man. FAKEHATER spam me 05:01, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
• For. --Sweet Potato 05:02, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
• For. SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 21:33, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
• For.--Funnybony  09:18, Dec 7
• For. His edits made me regret he had chosen such a double-negative username; hope he realizes we have a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to petition to change it. Spıke Ѧ 23:38 13-Dec-12
• For.. Has come here with a double dose of attitude. Good! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
• He has earned this prestigious award, and will do so again if he sockpuppets' himself. Aleister 3:02 30december12

Murder Frog (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 11

• Nom + For Another Killing Frog, excellent! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 06:30, November 27, 2012 (UTC)
• A vote for this obvious sockpuppet. Yes, sir. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Tue, Nov 27 '12 6:51 (UTC)
• Yep. --Snippy 09:18, November 29, 2012 (UTC)
• I love scissors. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 04:56, Dec. 5, 2012
• Good. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 20:14, December 5, 2012 (UTC)
• I love whoever this person is, especially because he isn't me. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 10:39, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
• He has been a guided missile aimed at our music/musician articles and with a quality-improving warhead. Spıke Ѧ 23:36 13-Dec-12

• For. Guildy was a regular music contributor before he became a protest singer/lawyer/something, so I welcome a new supplier of fun stuff in that department.--RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:52, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
• For. --Equilateralperil 05:40, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Does good things. --ChiefjusticeWii 08:19, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Jim Morrison would approve. Aleister 3:01 30december12

Bill Melater (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 10

• Boner. Writes articles and stuff! ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 09:14, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
• For - Bill has hit the ground running over at UnNews. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 09:18, Dec. 10, 2012
• Fore! ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 10 '12 9:45 (UTC)
• For Came here to nominate him, he's made a few UnNews which I have liked. It's really fun to see the page updated so much now.--Leverage (talk) 13:01, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
• I just read his new one about the pranked nurse talking through a medium. He not only thinks up unique concepts, he can competently write about them. The new guys are really good. Aleister 19:06 13decemb12
• It's wild. I laughed at the Mubarak article a lot, even though I don't quite know why which is a good thing. VERY promising writer! --ShabiDOO 21:22, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
• For Where would UnNews be with out Bill's contributions? --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:56, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
• For. He's pretty.                                • Puppy's talk page • 03:08 19 Dec
• For. I admire this dude for all the great UnNews he's made. Yes, yes. --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 05:07, December 23, 2012 (UTC)
• For. --Equilateralperil 05:40, December 29, 2012 (UTC)

Equilateralperil (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 6

• So this fellow joined, like, over a month ago, and he rited guud artickles. And nobody noticed. And then I noticed, and forgot about this meaningless award, which we hand out like candy. So I thought I'd insult him now, by nominating him for it. Read his articles. They're listed on his userpage. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Fri, Dec 14 '12 15:55 (UTC)
• Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 22:26, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
• Definitely. --Snippy 21:15, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Excellent start and he came to this website without any fanfare or declarations of dubious intent. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:01, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
• For. --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 16:57, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. --Sir Peasewhizz de New York (Chat) (Stalk?) 18:18, December 29, 2012 (UTC)
• For. He's been fixing lots of pages too (saving me from being even more embarrassed than I am already about my writing on two pages), so as a fun multi-purpose user, he's a great fit for the site. Good user name too! Aleister 2:59 30december12

Uncyclopedian of the Month

Lollipop (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 0

• Nom What kind of horrid, disorganised, empty, souless place would uncyclopedia be without Lollipop? If anyone deserves a second nomination, it's Lollipop. THREE CHEERS FOR LOLLIPOP! --ShabiDOO 00:30, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

Dude hasn't edited since September and also he quit because he has aids. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 00:41, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

Man...there be so many Haterz. --ShabiDOO 01:15, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

Why can't you edit if you have AIDS? Separately, why can't we hate people who have AIDS? Spıke Ѧ 23:01 9-Dec-12

You are either the worst troll or just the worst. In either case, I highly suggest you quit destroying this site merely by being here. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 10:35, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

One doesn't have to make an edit to make a difference. It is the spirit that transcends these awards...or something like that. --ShabiDOO 18:17, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Kip the Dip (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 10 the dips

• Boner. Is active, does useful stuff I think, hasn't won this before. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 05:12, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
• Comment (Cupid, Donder, Blitzen) - Wow, this is such an honor. I've been busier than Santa Claus this month. I've created 6 holiday themed articles this week, and my 100th overall article will be here on Monday. "This is gonna be the best Christmahanukwanzakah eva!" -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 05:40, Dec. 9, 2012

  Let the record show that some of us hang at Uncyclopedia on the holidays especially to avoid the orthodoxy. We will be open on the holiday--all day, just like Walmart was on Thanksgiving evening--and I will surely be here. Your holiday articles, well, they don't stop me from having fun. Cheers. Spıke Ѧ 23:09 9-Dec-12

  SPIKE = Scrooge. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:56, December 15, 2012 (UTC)

• Boner. Deserves it, especially around the holidays. Kip owns the holidays here, and his work to keep us afloat with egg nog lights the darkest hearts. Elves run from him though, and that is a problem. Aleister 00:36 tenthDecember2012
• I won this last year after having been here, like, three months, so this award is obviously not worth the paper it's not printed on. Here's lookin' at you, Kip. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Mon, Dec 10 '12 4:54 (UTC)
• Strong For. He's basically the only funny person left besides Bizzeebeever and Frostee (wait are there even other users at all) -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 10:35, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
• Good old Kip :) --ShabiDOO 18:18, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
• For.. I'd say why but then I'd edit conflict somebody else. Didn't mean to erase those cmts. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:21, December 11, 2012 (UTC)
• For.. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:39, December 13, 2012 (UTC)
• For.--Funnybony  13:19, Dec 14
• 12:31, February 17, 2008 Zombiebaron blocked Kip the Dip with an expiry time of infinite (You have been warned far to many times, Kip. [DO NOT UNBLOCK]) -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:52, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Why the fuck not. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 12:03, December 28, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. only because of his ban log. Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 23:24, December 30, 2012 (UTC)

Dannyboy1209 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

I vote myself Dannyboy1209 (talk) 17:19, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

You can vote for yourself but only if someone else nominates you first. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:44, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

And that would be a grievous error, as Danny has established that he thinks that renown should precede accomplishments. Not never, sir; but only after you do good stuff. Meanwhile, raise a glass to me for learning that I can patrol RecentChanges under my horrible metered Internet plan. Have put a few shifts in and given appropriate "greetings" to newbies. But I am not the hardest worker there and don't deserve a second one of these; I see Frosty, Snippy, and Bizzee most (Boston Bruins hockey players used to have such nicknames). Kip sometimes; Lollipop not at all for a long time. Spıke Ѧ 23:00 9-Dec-12

Invalid comment because it was actually the worst thing I've ever read. -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 10:38, December 10, 2012 (UTC)

Against.Needs more edits and more articles. Suggest that Dannyboy1209 try his hand at some UnNews articles first. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 00:25, December 11, 2012 (UTC)

SPIKE (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

• Nom + For. Is working on multiple works this month and making me laugh.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 23:00, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

  How did we avoid edit-conflicting? Thanks, but I don't think so, see just above. Spıke Ѧ 23:02 9-Dec-12

Oh, that's weird. I didn't notice we were editing at the same time until you told me. --SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 23:36, December 9, 2012 (UTC)

Writer of the Month

Leverage (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 19

• Nom + For. This guy not only wrote a ton of UnNews, he got loads of them featured too. And he just joined, like, 3 freaking months ago. You gotta give it to him, man. --POP!GoesTheWeasel 08:40, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
• Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) 08:47, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
• For.---- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 10:30, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Leverage inspires me. Just get some more for December, because well, November is over.--SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 16:41, December 2, 2012 (UTC)
• FOR THIS IS THE NEWS!!! mAttlobster. (hello) 22:08, December 4, 2012 (UTC)
• Thought I already voted. ~ BB ~ (T) ~ Wed, Dec 5 '12 4:23 (UTC)
• For. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 18:33 Dec 5 2012
• YES. --Snippy 00:23, December 6, 2012 (UTC)
• For - Any friend to UnNews is a friend of mine. Or something. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:00, Dec. 6, 2012
• For. Most assuredly. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:47, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
• All the news that's fit to Leverage. Aleister 00:38 10Decem2012
• Boner. -RAHB 10:56, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
• yeah he's great -- T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK 11:04, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
• There isn't really much to choose from so definitely yes. Cat the Colourful (Feed me!) Zzz 13:51, 10 December, 2012 (UTC)
• For. He really needed another support :) Mattsnow 17:57, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
• For.--Funnybony  13:17, Dec 14
• For. Cut the pink and push back for the brown. Also I've enjoyed this users writings.--Sycamore (Talk) 10:13, December 15, 2012 (UTC)
• For. Yeah, man. --Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 05:27, December 19, 2012 (UTC)
• Leverage is working for the North Koreans...and no one does anything about it. --ShabiDOO 01:27, December 26, 2012 (UTC)

• Thanks for all the votes and lovely words guys. --Leverage (talk) 22:42, January 1, 2013 (UTC)