Uncyclopedia:Awards

This page is a joke. You might be looking for the actual list of award templates.

Uncyclopedia editors can be awarded several awards for their writing and editing, and in the case of users who aren't funny and don't know how to take credit for other people's work, there are also maintenance work awards.

To keep awards at Uncyclopedia prestigious, the Uncyclopedia tries to keep the number of awards at a small number like 42535 or 632890x10¹⁴.

The code for each template is provided beneath it; just copy and paste it into your award receptacle of choice.

Awards[edit]

Here is just a sampling of the many thousands of awards offered at Uncyclopedia.

ARFHOW Award[edit]

Everyone knows a couple of tightasses. This award probably won't amuse the person you give it to, but the rest of us should get a chuckle out of it.

Anal Retentive Fun Hater On Wheels Award

This user makes even a Wikipedia Admin seem as good humoured and amusing as Fred Rogers in a tutu.

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Bastard/Bitch Admin Award[edit]

The Bastard/Bitch Admin Awards celebrate the highest honor an Admin can get - to find out that a user has emailed another admin to complain about them.

Bastard Admin Award

This admin is such a bastard, users who have been in his path have had to complain to other admins.

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Bitch Admin Award

This Admin is such a bitch on wheels, users who have been in her path have had to complain to other admins.

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Better Than You Award[edit]

Are YOU better than all your friends? Let them know!

This User Is Better Than You

Give up now.

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Categorizer[edit]

Every thing has its place, and every place has its thing.

Extreme Categorizer

This user has made it their mission to make sure every page is on at least one category .

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CloroxQuest Award[edit]

For those prestigious users who have completed Clorox's quest.

CloroxQuest award

This user has successfully found Clorox's hidden links.

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Extreme DUHligence[edit]

Duh.

Fucking DUH!!!

This user has stated the obvious.

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Grammar Nazi[edit]

If you've ever had your then/than, there/their/they're, your/you're, to/too/two, its/it's, or loose/lose corrected, you know these guys.

Anal Retentive Grammar Nazi

This user has made it there quest to find grammar errors and point them out, rather then just fix them. Than they go to you're talk page and than tell you about it at length, even if your minding you're own business. Its somewhat annoying that they're so keen about it.

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Least Awards Award[edit]

The "Least Awards" award is given to users who have less awards than everyone else. While it has been awarded in the past, it becomes invalid immediately, as the recipient no longer has the least amount of awards.

Least Awards Award

This user has the least number of awards at Uncyclopedia. Whoops, not anymore.

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Mean Administrator Award[edit]

The "Mean Administrator Award" is presented to those administrators and bureaucrats who often delete pointless redirects, stubs/work in progress/under construction pages that haven't been updated in months, vanity, one line pages, and test pages, without reason!

Mean Administrator Award

This administrator has often deleted perfectly good user created redirects or one line articles, undone very funny multiple moves, banned users who only blanked a couple of dozen pages, or otherwise abused their powers.

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MetaAward[edit]

A fill-in-the-blanks template that can be used to give someone any award you like. If you've spent your whole life looking for the perfect way to congratulate your friend for stuffing a dozen strips of bacon up his nose, you are in luck.

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To use this template copy this to your victim's userpage or talk page:

{{:Uncyclopedia:Awards/MetaAward|bordercolor=|bgcolor=|textcolor=|titlecolor=|image=|width=|title=|text=|}}

With the following variables:

bordercolor: Color of the template's border. Can be expressed as a color name ('black') or through a web colors value ('#000000')
bgcolor: Background color of the template.
textcolor: Text color, of course.
titlecolor: Color of the text that makes up the template's title
image: A small image to include in the award. Expressed as [[Image:Filename.type|XXpx]] (since you probably want this image to be small)
width: Width of the template. Expressed in pixels ('300px', for example)
title: The award template's title text.
text: The body text of your award template.

Example[edit]

W00T!! !DIS AWARD FRUCKISING ROX!!!

TEH SPAM AWWARDD LOLOLOLOLLLL@!!!!11

AWESOME AWESOME TEH DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU SPAMM!!!!.

Most Awards Created Award[edit]

The "Most Awards Created" award is given to the user who has created the most awards. Not surprisingly, the user who created the award is also the winner.

Most Awards Created Award

This user has created the most awards at Uncyclopedia, which is already so full of awards that they have no value. Way to go user, have an award!

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Plural Hater Award[edit]

Awarded, obviously, to users who famously hate unnecessary plurals.

Plurals Nazis

These users ares wishings tos nevers haves pluralizeds words whens unneededs.

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PMSing Admin[edit]

Awarded to admins that are unreasonably pissy for no reason whatsoever. For instance, they might join the #uncyclopedia IRC channel and say something like this:

* UnnamedAdmin has joined #uncyclopedia
<UnnamedAdmin> Hello.
<UnnamedAdmin> Anybody here?
<UnnamedAdmin> FINE YOU JERKS
* UnnamedAdmin has left #uncyclopedia

PMSing Admin Award

This Admin is pissy for no apparent reason; a veritable fountain of bad karma.

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Presentation Nazi Award[edit]

If you see this award on someone's userpage, editing their page to disrupt their carefully constructed layout could mean death. You can also give this award to anyone who needs it- but God help you if it doesn't fit their feng shui.

Anal Retentive Presentation Nazi

This user is so particular about the presentation and design of their page(s), that they are very much prone to issuing Death threats to you if you don't adhere to their particular standards. You may possibly even cause them to foam at the mouth and cause their head to asplode, don't cause this; we won't clean up the mess for you.

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Quantity Not Quality Award[edit]

The "Quantity Not Quality" award is given to people who aren't funny but still manage to have an average of over 500 edits per day. These users allow the Uncyclopedia to expand quickly yet still keep a standard of humor low enough that it can operate as a wiki.

Quantity, Not Quality award

...where have you been for the last 6 months?

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Spellin Aword[edit]

Given to any outstanding Uncyclopedian who either refuses or is unable to spell!

Spellin Aword

This uzer cant spel. Pleaze shoote him ore bye him sum spel-cheking softweare.

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Super Power Amulet Award[edit]

Uh... well, if your friend doesn't have enough super power amulets, you can fix them up with this.

Magic Magnetic Healing Superpower Amulet

You are hereby awarded the superpower amulet. It has the power to cure just about anything and you need to get your head fixed.

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User eaten by grue[edit]

Awarded to users who have made the supreme sacrifice, parting with their lives in the line of Zork upon one or multiple occasions on Uncyclopedia.

Killed in Action

This user has made the supreme Uncyclopedia sacrifice, donating a life in the line of Zork only to be repeatedly eaten by a hungry grue.

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XHTML Nazi Award[edit]

Awarded to those tireless Uncyclopedians that try to keep us XHTML compliant, though we refuse to go quietly.

<center>Anal Retentive XHTML Nazi</center>

<center><blockquote>This user has made it their personal quest to seek and destroy elements and attributes that have been deprecated, as well as the users that insist on <shadow>still using them</shadow>.</blockquote></center>

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Signatures[edit]

To compensate for having a small penis (or not having one), many Uncyclopedia award winners add a list of the awards they have won or given themselves to their Uncyclopedia signatures. These are usually shortened so that no one knows what all the little letters mean. For example:

--NormalUsersName 05:83, 28 Jan 2005 (UTC)

becomes

--AwardWinnersName FKD EWO SPN MPE OEK SEL MEX LIN KES NEM NEOS CMED POHE MDE DEL SEM ZWN ESE PIK NEU SOF HOO FEO DEM APE AST FAG NMO RED FIL PLE NSM FETS BOV CEN 05:83, 28 Jan 2005 (UTC)