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I'm leaving for a last-ditch attempt at scraping a pass in my GCSEs. Sorry guys. I, um, woke up a few days ago and had a terrible premonition in which I was 30 years old, with no qualifications, and was working in Somerfield to fund my drug computer addiction. Attractive as that prospect is, it would upset my parents, so I'm off for a while. Because laudable as giving 12 out of 24 hours to this site may be, it is also very, very dumb, especially when you need five B's to get into the Sixth Form.

I'll miss you guys. -- 01:02, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

5 Bs just to get into the 6th form? that's heavy. don't worry though i got an A and 6 Bs and i'm a moron.

you'll be greatly missed, but don't worry, we'll still be here when you get bqck :)

all the best xx - jack mort | cunt | talk - 01:10, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

You are prohibited, by rules IIVI, IIXV, and PPNV, from ruining your life by spending all your time fugging around on Uncyc. If you want to avoid prosecution you had best devote yourself to becoming a productive member of society. Otherwise you will end up like me, incarcerated in a foul sump of unholy imaginary fruitcakery. Good luck in life, FF, and check in when you can. ----OEJ 03:34, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

/me shakes fist at sky. Damn you, real world! --Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 03:43, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

As much crap as I gave her, I have to say that all of it is now justified. What a quitter. I've sacrified my Russian mail-order bride and six children for Uncyclopedia, and I expected she would do the same. Guess I was wrong. --Hotadmin4u69 ^[TALK] 07:28, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Don't go FF! If you stay I'll convert to Christianity, change my gender, and come over to take the test for you! (Just let me know what exactly that test is will ya?) ~ 10:30, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

So it's official...Flyingfeline is dead. Requiescant in Pace, fliffles. I'll still set your milk dish by the table every night... --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:35, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

:'(


>:-( —Braydie 16:36, 4 March 2007 (UTC)


:-P --Señor DiZtheGreat  CUN AOTM ( Worship me!) (Praise me!) (Join me!) AMEN! 16:52, 4 March 2007 (UTC)

Reinstate the Uncync in mourning skin!!! ~ 17:53, 4 March 2007 (UTC)