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Hi there, Templates/General. Thanks for trying out the "Edit this page" feature that makes this site run. Your test has been, or at least will be, removed. I am providing a few links that will help you improve your edits.

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Hello, Templates, and welcome to Uncyclopedia! Unfortunately, we've noticed that your "work" so far has not met our standards for the main encyclopedia. In other words — not to put too fine a point on it — it has been crap.

But all is not yet lost. Your edits gave someone the impression you are not a spambot but a person who might benefit from instruction. If it were clearer that you had arrived just to plant advertisements, racism, or swears on our pages, banning you from the website would have been simpler and quicker.

If you thought you were making good edits, then perhaps before you make more of them, you might click some or all of the links in the box below — because doing more of what you were doing will only prove that a warning like this wasn't enough. You might begin with the Beginner's Guide, then perhaps advance to our style guide at How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid.

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===Music===

The Scorpions

In the hidden track No One Likes Drew on the 1975 album In Trance, Rudolph Schenker of The Scorpions is heard to scream, "Ježišmária! Ty !" at least three times. This is considered significant by arachnologists, as Schenker was not known to speak Slovak at the time of the recording. Klaus Meine can be heard shrieking like a lesbian deprived of her motorcycle in the background.

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Shakespeare

  • In act 4, scene 2 of Troilus and Cressida, Hector says, "I would lief be thrust thr'u a quickset hedge as cry to a callow ."

Television

Seinfeld

  • In season 2, episode 9, Elaine says "Maybe ate your baby".
  • In season 7, episode 7, Kramer, Elaine, Jerry, and George compete to see who can go the longest without .

Amos 'n' Andy

  • In season 12, episode 9, the Kingfish tells Andy "Go an' fin' me one a dem thangs".

Family Guy

  • In season 4 episode 20 Stewie continually tries to beat Brian with .

Fibber McGee and Molly

  • In season 16, episode 11, Dr. Gamble is looking for , and Fibber McGee opens his closet to look for one, with hilarious results.

I Love Lucy

  • In season 1, episode 27, Ricky finds a stash of in Lucy's purse.

Saturday Night Live

  • In seasons 20 through 23, a recurring gag has Molly Shannon wearing on top of her head.

The Simpsons

  • In season 2, episode 4, Bart steal's Mrs. Krabappel's .
  • In season 4, episode 8, Homer picks his nose with .
  • In season 8, episode 16, Grandpa explains that in the olden days it was the style to wear on one's belt.

South Park

  • In season 1, episode 1, Cartman gets shoved up his ass.
  • In season 3, episode 4, Kenny is killed by a ferocious .
  • In season 5, episode 8, the boys befriend a talking named "Templatesie".

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