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| Lake Chad Shrinks--Citizens Say They're Just Pretty Thirsty | 23:35, 26 May 2024 |
| Somalia targets Bushists in Southern US Village | 05:50, 27 March 2022 |
| President Ebola springs into action | 08:59, 13 March 2022 |
| Exciting genetics discovery, rapid evolution in cattle | 14:14, 3 March 2022 |
| I am not making this up! The cheetah is extinct | 10:38, 3 March 2022 |
| Zimbabwe Indicts Giraffe | 10:34, 3 March 2022 |
| Hippopotamoose Colony Discovered in Sudan | 08:11, 5 October 2021 |
| 'Lights Out' For Norway | 21:53, 7 June 2021 |
| Bangladesh blames loss on economists | 06:23, 20 April 2021 |
| Disney and Yum! Join Fight Against Pirate Copyright Bandits | 01:15, 4 February 2020 |
| McDonalds To Join UN Trademark Skirmish | 11:20, 3 February 2020 |
| Animals the size of tanks spotted in large cities | 23:55, 2 February 2020 |
| Fate thrust upon man | 09:57, 1 February 2020 |
| Prisoners released, are free to return to bleak, depressing homeland | 15:44, 16 December 2019 |
| Pirates take land lubber yank hostage | 15:44, 16 December 2019 |
| Rebels Reject Darfur Peace Deal; Sudanese Empire Threatens With Death Starve | 21:16, 26 April 2019 |
| Out of Shithole Africa film to go ahead | 21:24, 10 January 2019 |
| New plan to get US to intervene in Darfur | 00:50, 2 October 2018 |
| African, Asian countries offer aid to victims of UK floods | 11:28, 1 October 2018 |
| Apple to acquire Swaziland | 20:14, 11 June 2018 |
| Study:Castration 'sharply cuts' HIV infection | 02:37, 1 February 2018 |
| Mugabe "lets them eat cake" | 15:28, 24 March 2016 |
| Five African nations agree on regional unity | 03:49, 7 June 2015 |
| Ebola contained by Doctors With Borders | 16:17, 19 August 2014 |
| Nigerian micro-cap plans IPO | 16:51, 12 May 2014 |
| Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East | 06:38, 23 January 2014 |
| San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda | 01:01, 29 July 2013 |
| Western media ignores Kenyan royal baby | 19:04, 24 July 2013 |
| Egyptian military overthrow elected President to defend Democracy | 20:24, 6 July 2013 |
| Fat People are Harder to Kidnap | 23:48, 24 February 2013 |
| Free uncyclopedia handles DMCA takedown notice | 17:36, 14 February 2013 |
| Britain advises citizens to leave Somalia | 17:43, 28 January 2013 |
| Nude images of Robert Mugabe surface | 08:38, 20 January 2013 |
| Sudanese man forced to wed goat | 14:08, 10 January 2013 |
| AIDS virus chases Hillary Clinton from Malawi | 05:19, 17 September 2012 |
| KONY 2012 pacifists demand war to neutralize Lord of the Ants | 05:19, 17 September 2012 |
| Some really fucked up shit goes down in the Congo | 22:40, 17 July 2012 |
| Southern Sudan may secede, wherever it is | 09:02, 15 July 2012 |
| Semenya is grandson of Nazi | 09:01, 15 July 2012 |
| Strange looking animal found in Chico, California backyard | 18:02, 7 February 2012 |
| "Nobody Believes I'm Lord Lucan!" | 00:41, 22 January 2012 |
| New country secedes from The Sedan | 01:49, 17 January 2012 |
| Developing and Underdeveloped Nations do not care about the environment | 00:43, 17 January 2012 |
| Mambo Zulu again tops Forbes poor list | 19:07, 4 January 2012 |
| Greece destabilises Europe | 10:29, 22 December 2011 |
| Sudanese demand "Muhammed" teddy-bear "be burnt, shot, hung and fed to wild pigs" | 03:11, 22 December 2011 |
| Sudan holds British teacher for "having fun" with her pupils | 03:25, 19 December 2011 |
| Not the same old African orphan charity | 01:23, 16 December 2011 |
| UN supports Darfur 'No-Fly" zone | 08:28, 10 December 2011 |
| Mamboo Zulu tops Forbes list of world’s poorest people | 18:49, 22 September 2011 |
