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- Italy may replace France as main UN peacekeeping force
- Rumsfeld blames fiasco on faulty simulations
- Iran holds conference to debate the existence of women
- Iran opens "Holocaust Revue"
- Joshua leads Israelite Defense Force to victory
- Manual of Life unearthed, disappointment ensues
- Iraq celebrates Saddam Hussein verdict with sectarian violence
- Iran: Israel 'iz lyke ttly ghey'
- Saddam execution to be released on special edition DVD
- Police seek prophet in attempted herbicide
- United Nations vote: all religions are entitled to their own state in the Middle East
- World's oldest man, Jesus Christ, celebrates 2009th birthday
- Mysterious fart debacles Middle-Eastern summit
- Toxic gas latest insurgent weapon
- Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq
- James Cameron finds lost tomb of Popeye
- Iran Cures AIDS
- Saddam's tomb found empty after 3 days; resurrected leader appears to followers
- Israeli army chief resigns: "I did it my way"
- Coarse conduct confounds construction
- Fatah, Hamas agree to withdraw grues from conflict
- Iranian president's heart crushed by bully
- Female bomber trashes Shi'ite campus
- Ahmadinejad: Holocaust was really big gay Jew sex party
- UN Security Council imposes sanctions on North Pole
- America accuses Iran of theft
- World Powers Await Iran's Report Card
- Israeli president accused of rape, opens fire during a press conference
- US accuses Iran of poor fashion sense
- Lost Gospel Reveals Relations Between Early Christianity and Scientology
- Spontaneous building explosion concerns Iraqi terror group
- Stop dressing like whores, you whores!
- Khaleid Sheikh Mohammed Confesses
- Muqtada al-Sadr Wins "Iraqi Idol"
- Dr. Kevorkian to be released from prison, sent to help Iraqi suicide bombers
- Syria: tension mounts as presidential elections enters final phase
- 26 killed in Baghdad, "Harry Potter" books blamed
- First Saddam sighting in Texas
- Americans have high hopes for Sunni Ghetto in Baghdad
- "We've got motherfuckin' snakes" says airport official
- Ankara destroys Armenian church
- U.S. military reports 0 U.S. deaths in Iraq
- Tehran Gay Pride 2007 Announced
- Local shepherd displaces workforce
- Woman's giant penis explodes killing millions
- Cheney to Nuke Iran Between 9 and 11 AM Saturday
- "Chemical Ali" sons vow revenge, anger and stuff
- Israel brokers peace between Hamas and Fatah
- Israel deploys the latest in its arsenal - giant inflated Jews
- Ahmadinejad Elected President of Israel
- Arabs left in dismay after global warming-caused depletion of sand levels leave North African countries broke
- Alberto voted off the Island on Survivor: Washington
- Authenticity of latest bin Laden video questioned
- George Bush arrives in America
- Ahmadinejad steals Bush's watch
- Experts:Mediterranean's climate curiously resembles pea soup
- Bin Laden releases new video, America responds with indifference
- Soccer victory proves Iraq strategy is working, says Bush
- BizNews: McCormick & Company walk a tightrope on turkey incursions
- Mexican delegation sent to Gaza for border-crossing study
- Tagruato blamed for internet outages in Middle East
- Lebanon confirms settlement plans
- Bush not sure if Iraq war was worth it
- "Iraq causes headaches," says US troops
- Israel pledges more AIDS to Gaza
- Presidental elections cancelled - no budget left after war efforts
- Governments around the world condemn Ahmadinejad for use of the word 'The'
- BBC announces new plans for embedded journalists
- Osama bin Laden endorses Obama for President
- Hamas protests 40 years of an Israeli-controlled Jerusalem by shooting Fattah activists
- US releases Iran terror duck video
- Iraqi PM tells Americans they don't have to go home, but they can't stay here!
- Iraq detainees suffering from 'excessive boredom'
- UAE to cancel USA's $9 Trillion Debt
- Saudis announce they are increasing gas prices
- Ecstatic UNNEWS Writer Celebrates
- Video game characters are to blame for rising oil prices, New war on the horizon
- Adam Carolla "Drinking with the Stars!"
- After seven years of war on terror, Americans kill a terrorist
- Israelis and Palestinians agree on permanent war
- Bush expected as Redeemer in the Holy Land
- Bond Cat dies of Catnip Overdose
- Israel expands Gaza offensive
- American-Arab anti-discrimination group sues boy
- Lebanese parties pulling their socks for upcoming elections
- CIA Agents Supplying Viagra to Afghan Warlords
- Osama bin Laden found hiding in Big Brother house
- Iran's Ayatollah Khamenei calls UK as new Great Satan
- Celebrities Complain That Twitter Is Now Too Political
- Iranian Secret Service Hails "Operation UnNews Apathy" a "Great Success"
- Lebanese citizens protest lack of war efforts
- Carpenter dominates Pirates in Cardinals win
- Thai man jailed for photoshopping
- Solvent abuse amongst Jewish Teens increases
- '09 vintage Qatar marijuana shows promise
- Iran Bitches About Suicide Bomb--Iraq, Pakistan Say "Grow up"
- German scientists unearth a row of suckers belonging to the ancient Octopoda order.
- BBC: New Doctor Who May Be An Arab
- Britain attempts to make plane crashes more deadly
- Seals of the Apocalypse discovered
- American cargo ship fires warning shot at Iranian after he sneezes
- Dictators hail Jewish peace plan
- South Carolina law causes job losses in insurgency-related businesses
- Son kills father and uncle
- Terrorist group claims responsibility for Williams' foot fault
- Apocalypse warning, kittens involved
- Documentary proof of rejected 13th Apostle discovered
- Israel condemned for rousting pleasure boaters
- Greece destabilises Europe
- Airline wins where Arabs fail
- Israeli ‘Nerf war’ causes international outcry
- Israel ponders response to Delta Chi flotilla
- Disney targets Muslim world for new theme park
- Saudis announce Blackberry ban
- Libyan AIDS ship averted by Israel
- Guardian reports: Israelis admit harvesting/eating Palestinian organs
- TZOD UPDATE: Dubai gets serious, culprits shot and caught
- Israel admits involvement in shark attacks
- King Tut had a small penis
- Al Qaeda audio says post-dated victory assured
- Taliban hires Halliburton consultants
- United States takes on the UN; wins yet again
- Thousands of Egyptians call Gov. Walker "tyrant," flee Wisconsin
- World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming
- Emirates to build Burj Khalifa knock-off next to Burj Khalifa
- Mummies vandalize Cairo museum
- Iran accused of ‘foreign meddling’ copyright infringement
- Lebanese government collapses; preparation for bi-annual ball underway
- Unrest in Syria, nobody cares
- Bin Laden captured after checking-in on Foursquare
- Iran plans to send another ship off U.S. coast
- Florida pastor starts WWIII
- US cable network green-lights Despots Palace Wives
- Gaddaffy Duck now hottest image on Google
- S. Sudan to Sudan: "It's over, and this time, I mean it!"
- Al-Jazeera: Top 100 Terrorists Of The Millennium
- Iranian president survives assassination attempt; blames everyone
- US advances cyber-warfare
- Assad calls on Obama to step down
- Camel Porn smut film too raunchy for Mecca
- Osama back from paradise; complains about heavenly rewards
- Suspicious nuke discovered in French port
- Son of Gaddafi caught attempting to enter Canada
- Syrian president wins Best Tyrant Award
- Iraqi government gunmen kill a dozen people in Basra, say activists
- Topless Kate photographs outrage British Press who can't publish them
- Saudis stone Israeli soup
- Tragic misunderstanding leads to hotel shooting
- Saudi Crown Prince Nayef to be buried after all
- Gaddafi killed in Libya; Botox industry in crisis
- Black Friday projected to be more violent than Gaza conflict
- Saudis eye sand exports to Europe
- Washington lauds valiant Syrian terrorists
- Egypt singing different tune with Morsy
- Al-Qaeda choose old beardie as leader
- Palestine dilemma: suicide or surfing
- Obama blames high gas prices on Iran
- President Chelsea Clinton jubilant as Bashar al-Assad dies of old age
- Renewed violence in 506,220th day of Israeli-Palestinian conflict
- David Cameron offers to "suck-off Middle-East for a tenner"
- Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain
- Tupac Shakur found alive in Dubai
- Iranian jets fire on unarmed U.S. drone - missing wildly
- Afghanistan’s favorite sport: Head Polo
- Al-Qaeda bans law enforcement in secular Middle East
- Obama announces US allies in planned Syrian war
- Tournament of Hell to be played again for first time in six years
- WWIII postponed thanks to Russia and China
- Palestinian Van Advocating World Peace Explodes, Killing 29
- Russia and the US agree on draft Syria resolution
- Turkeys press rice into gorillas in bizarre tribal custom
- Talented boy discovered in Beirut
- Vicious conflict aboard the Exodus
- Terrorists Invent New Extreme Sport
- Donkey traffic gridlock blocks the start of Anno Domini
- Iran inaugurates first unmanned bomber
- Ebenezer swap: Israel names Palestinian prisoners
- Osama bin Laden loses world hide-and-seek championship title
- Least important Syrian beggar calls for foreign candy
- UnFox Reports: lunatic Islamic terrorist takes over Egypt
- Pre-election Highlights
- Britain sends Duke of York to Libya
- Rebels decide not to target air base in Syria
- US to nuke Iran over plot to swat Saudi mosquito
- U.N. warns Syria to halt violence or face further warnings
- Quarter million Twitter passwords hacked
- Mubarak declared officially meshuginna
- US troops ordered to treat Taliban with more respect after killing them
- Lebanon detains dolphin spy suspect
- Israel Offers a 'Mezzanine' Solution to Palestinians
- Syria: peaceful protestors join government to battle terrorists
- Iran launches monkey into space
- Russians scheme over McCain’s response to Putin’s New York Times op-ed
- Child named "Anderson Cooper" following Egyptian protests
- Marines told to disrobe before Panetta
- Egypt restores a retired Pharaoh as new leader
- US closes all embassies in Arabia from terror "chatter"
- John McCain in Syria named new face of global terror
- Obama grants Middle Eastern women equality
- Syria confirms American pimp in Beaucoup Harem
- Terrorists kill hostages in Yemen as their Hit Points expire
- Exterminist teachings sully American Koran
- ISIS battalion executes itself
- Assad crowned King of Syria
- Biden apologizes again
- Caliph Ibrahim to build own volcano to hide in
- Saudi Arabia to allow women to think
- US plays Trump card in Syria
- Turkey invades Syria to "protect lives of dead guys"
- US drone kills US citizen
- Emirate gets its own font
- Jordan executions mark first-ever ISIS gaffe
- World leaders honor King Abdullah as human rights champion
- Kerry: Boots-on-the-ground is no big deal
- US may change Rules of Engagement
- Cash-strapped Saudis hump UK on human-rights
- Nuclear Iran is nillion times worse than IS
- Syrian Army must leave Syria: Tillerson
- Saudi king brings tons of luggage to Sweden
- Bellicose Uzi kills Lebanese gangster's ex-wife
- Jeb Bush to carpet-bomb Agrabah
- Saudi Arabia tops Human Wrongs Watch
- Biden: We will pursue ISIS through gates of Heaven
- ISIS destroys World Heritage site, critics split
- US congratulates $ on Syrian success
- Egyptian economy crashes as Moses blocks the Red Sea
- Saudi to take action over Al Qaeda “fat-shaming”
- US aircraft carrier readied to do nothing
- Saudi blogger: 10th round of flogging cancelled
- U.S. corners Palestine rubble futures market
- ISIS issues pay cut
- Britain to get tough on acronyms
- Israeli army follows GPS into Palestine
- Saudi Arabia shoots self in foot with lower sand prices
- Qaboos rolls into sunset
- Beachfront prophet espouses feminism
- ISIS suffers intelligence setback
- Saudi Arabia promotes driver safety
- Mike Pompeo sent to the Saudis
- Forecasters miss oil-price rout
- Random arab discovers oil
- Al Jazeera buy Al Hasboredyu in squillion dollar deal
- Hashtag brings Mideast peace
- Lebanon upgrades comms gear