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Cop offered crack by local dumbass18:47, 23 November 2024
75% of turkeys "addicted to cocaine"08:04, 20 November 2024
Explosive device slightly damages US consulate in Mexico18:23, 27 October 2024
Belgium catches bombing suspect "in the hat"12:16, 12 October 2024
Aussie police have an American moment02:41, 23 July 2023
Whistleblowers threatened by The Don19:33, 22 July 2022
Woman has identity stolen; thief divorces husband and takes half17:51, 11 June 2022
Muslims demand pop star Beyonce to "tone down" act06:23, 15 April 2022
Lord Zedd arrested for tresspassing; alcohol suspected01:02, 10 March 2022
Uncyclopedian robbed, Keith Moon suspected00:32, 10 March 2022
Charlie Brown arrested03:08, 9 March 2022
Wienerdog in Banana Costume Convention11:23, 23 February 2022
International Criminal Court issues more genocide arrest warrants05:52, 11 February 2022
Kindergarten knife attackers executed in China03:58, 26 April 2021
South Korea to chemically decapitate serial kisser09:40, 23 April 2021
Lucy Liu admits poisoning British bankster11:51, 21 April 2021
Man misses flight08:20, 20 April 2021
Muslims demand pop star Gwen Stefani to "tone down" act09:20, 19 April 2021
Angel Jolie visits sinners in Hell03:11, 20 March 2021
Shaggy too stoned to give evidence; 'monster' trial collapses05:34, 19 March 2021
Celebrity murderers back National party coalition04:35, 10 March 2021
Facebook arrested for murder of Email08:03, 17 January 2021
Ford hopes new ‘Getaway’ vehicle will boost sales02:53, 5 February 2020
Ferrari deny race fix at German Grand Prix02:52, 5 February 2020
Edsel charged with domestic abuse01:53, 5 February 2020
BART: Don't have a cow, man09:06, 2 February 2020
Unexpected global ransom-ware attack to be worse on Monday04:02, 31 January 2020
Cleopatra investigation pending toxicology results08:08, 27 January 2020
Suicidal surfer sues sea15:49, 16 December 2019
4Chan vandals attack businesses15:11, 16 December 2019
Sinaloa Dance Cartel faces bigger challenges14:52, 16 December 2019
Political extremism on the rise in animal world14:47, 16 December 2019
Huffman flunks big test14:36, 16 September 2019
Ebola suicide sneezer arrested in West Bank12:18, 5 September 2018
Stolen €150 mil jeweled wine bottle found empty in dump19:12, 3 April 2018
Santa Claus shot down and killed over North Korea14:19, 1 February 2018
99-year-old Nazi jailed for life01:15, 1 February 2018
Poker king pairs up, gets jack22:08, 24 July 2017
IMF Chief alleges sodomy and extortion by hotel maid10:49, 23 March 2017
500 million Yahoo! accounts hacked20:38, 23 September 2016

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