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| Weezer gets weird at Trump's inauguration | 09:54, 22 January 2025 |
| U.S. returns to the moon | 11:38, 23 December 2024 |
| Coast Guard ship returns with 14 tons of cocaine | 22:47, 20 November 2024 |
| "El Chapo" captured and returned to Ukraine White House | 18:23, 27 October 2024 |
| USA to be renamed Trump Nation | 17:44, 10 October 2024 |
| Musk digs a new hole for himself | 07:56, 17 September 2024 |
| Miami aliens finger new Epstein clients | 17:42, 7 January 2024 |
| Bar fight breaks out at formal fundraising dinner party | 09:53, 30 July 2023 |
| Uncyclopedia rebrands as "Y" | 11:54, 26 July 2023 |
| Uncyclopedia adds rate limit | 03:55, 25 July 2023 |
| Fall Out Boy kidnaps Weezer's Rivers Cuomo | 15:00, 19 May 2023 |
| Rivers Cuomo says Weezer needs "more music" | 06:47, 15 May 2023 |
| Bankman-Fried ordered to drive Pinto | 03:05, 7 May 2023 |
| Musk buys Uncyclopedia, removes admins | 10:13, 21 April 2023 |
| Christ saves boring church party | 11:07, 3 April 2023 |
| Tarantino caught watching porn parody of own film | 14:08, 1 February 2023 |
| Uncyclopedia defends inept comedy at Supreme Court | 14:05, 20 January 2023 |
| San Francisco police get RoboCop for Christmas | 13:25, 10 December 2022 |
| England kneels, U.S. doesn't, fans of both are outraged | 13:05, 28 November 2022 |
| Rivers Cuomo fed up with fake Weezer news | 16:07, 27 November 2022 |
| Conan O'Brien leaks Weezer's next album | 06:51, 11 October 2022 |
| Putin ditches nukes in favour of drugs | 17:13, 22 September 2022 |
| Leaked Grand Theft Auto sequel "frankly unplayable" | 16:37, 22 September 2022 |
| Aussie traveller left confused | 03:38, 6 September 2022 |
| DiCaprio moves on again | 10:44, 31 August 2022 |
| Weezer kicked off Broadway | 12:55, 13 August 2022 |
| Clown shortage threatens the nation | 22:06, 16 July 2022 |
| Han Solo falls in Iraq, future in doubt | 19:36, 3 June 2022 |
| Kerry negotiates standstill agreement with Obamacare | 09:40, 6 April 2022 |
| Obama goes to un-war | 09:18, 6 April 2022 |
| Trump: I "stopped" looting and vandalism | 05:58, 27 March 2022 |
| Trump claims toilets don't suck enough, vows to deregulate | 05:54, 27 March 2022 |
| Swalwell offers idea to interest public in impeachment | 05:52, 27 March 2022 |
| Sanders announces sex change | 05:48, 27 March 2022 |
| Rioters chant, "Hands up!" | 05:46, 27 March 2022 |
| Rapper Kanye runs for President | 05:44, 27 March 2022 |
| Questions for the new America | 05:44, 27 March 2022 |
| Obama to everyone: Drop dead! | 05:37, 27 March 2022 |
| Obama lands on comet, taken prisoner by pod people | 05:30, 27 March 2022 |
| Obama hears everyone | 05:29, 27 March 2022 |
| Fox's new show, "American Murder Idol", a big hit | 05:08, 27 March 2022 |
| Bars, restaurants devise plans to spread COVID | 04:57, 27 March 2022 |
| 2016 Hillary Clinton campaign | 04:54, 27 March 2022 |
| 2016 Donald Trump campaign | 04:53, 27 March 2022 |
| 'Physical Cliff' wows the stripper industry | 08:01, 22 March 2022 |
| Biden thrusts against "naked" Crimea | 19:23, 17 March 2022 |
| U.S. asks 132 passengers to step forward | 03:56, 17 March 2022 |
| Amazon to adopt Obamacare innovations | 03:51, 17 March 2022 |
| Warrant issued for Mike Tyson's arrest | 08:20, 16 March 2022 |
| White House releases photo of Obama skeet-shooting | 09:02, 13 March 2022 |
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