- Friday, 13 Mar, 2009 Calif. man eats wild mushrooms, dies
- Thursday, 16 Apr, 2009 Spring arrives in OR, Apocalypse in NY
- Tuesday, 22 Oct, 2019 PG&E behind new law that serves up roadkill
- Monday, 15 Jul, 2019 San Fran to build housing inspired by Star Wars
- Wednesday, 02 Nov, 2016 Kerala and San Francisco part ways on human waste
- Tuesday, 28 Jul, 2020 Facebook to replace citizens with Zuckerberg clones
- Monday, 10 Jul, 2023 Earth gobbles up 12 homes, officials search for culprits
- Thursday, 14 Aug, 2014 Ballmer takes reins of Clippers
- Sunday, 29 Nov, 2015 Spiked baseball bats found in San Francisco
- Wednesday, 26 Aug, 2015 California in grave danger of sinking
- Friday, 02 Sep, 2011 Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show
- Friday, 12 Aug, 2011 Non-criminal busts into California prison
- Friday, 05 Oct, 2012 California passes law banning blood-to-crip therapy
- Tuesday, 08 Mar, 2011 Lucas to re-interpret Solo-Greedo duel
- Sunday, 20 Mar, 2011 Radiation hits California, causes super-heroes
- Thursday, 30 Jun, 2011 Supreme Court strikes ban on violent children’s games
- Thursday, 03 Mar, 2011 Charlie Sheen: "20 isn't that young"
- Tuesday, 17 Jan, 2012 Basement dwellers become less burdensome on parents
- Monday, 27 Jun, 2011 California rail route splits homes to protect dung beetles
- Wednesday, 20 Oct, 2010 San Francisco newspaper publishes 'straight list,' calls for boycott of Uganda
- Tuesday, 27 Jul, 2010 Small-town officials defend outlandish salaries
- Thursday, 04 Nov, 2010 Tommy Wiseau begins production on The Room 2
- Thursday, 29 Jul, 2010 Doughboy alleges police brutality
- Friday, 03 Dec, 2010 Arsenic poisoning discovered in California lake
- Thursday, 11 Nov, 2010 SFPD puts large dent in Mexican toy cartel
- Tuesday, 24 Aug, 2010 Death ‘ray gun’ to be tested in Los Angeles jail
- Tuesday, 31 Aug, 2010 Cannabis may relieve chronic sobriety
- Saturday, 26 Jun, 2010 'Overwhelming high' leads to world-record drug bust
- Thursday, 29 Oct, 2009 Parents encourage drug experimentation over math homework
- Monday, 08 Mar, 2010 Rigged Oscars defused by ex-wife
- Monday, 08 Mar, 2010 Oscar night confirms rumor: Farrah Fawcett faked her death
- Wednesday, 28 Apr, 2010 Republican party chairman plays tit for tat
- Wednesday, 09 May, 2007 Woman to State: Lotteries "misleading"
- Monday, 28 Dec, 2009 Mel Gibson goes to ground
- Wednesday, 02 Jun, 2010 Fluffer allegedly kills 1, hurts 2 with steel dildo
- Thursday, 26 Jun, 2008 Iowa invites California to pool party
- Saturday, 05 Jun, 2010 County clerk race too close to call
- Thursday, 11 Mar, 2010 New publicity concept for gay Libertarian politicians - steal sports team logos
- Thursday, 07 Aug, 2008 Ecstatic UNNEWS Writer Celebrates
- Monday, 15 Mar, 2010 More Toyota incidents despite engineering fix
- Saturday, 28 Jun, 2008 Sewage in San Francisco to be renamed Bush
- Sunday, 15 Nov, 2009 Military seeks to accommodate all religious faiths
- Tuesday, 12 Aug, 2008 Schwarzenegger Plans to Mutilate State Controller over Pay Cuts
- Tuesday, 10 Nov, 2009 UCLA Extension to offer "Drinking 101"
- Saturday, 08 May, 2010 Hollywood embraces porn as Hefner saves Hollywood sign
- Wednesday, 24 Mar, 2010 America births another homegrown religion, Hairy Krishna
- Tuesday, 16 Feb, 2010 Disney targets Muslim world for new theme park
- Saturday, 16 Jan, 2010 Alcohol Enforcement
- Monday, 15 Feb, 2010 Lead singer of The Clash dead at 57
- Wednesday, 06 Jan, 2010 Christmas week Mime arrests up
- Friday, 01 Jan, 2010 Hezbollah bombs UnNews HQ
- Friday, 06 Mar, 2009 Cause of Calif. 'mysterious shaking' discovered
- Thursday, 26 Mar, 2009 Man lures girl (13) online, arrested under Calif. anti-fraud laws
- Saturday, 12 Jul, 2008 'Kids should be allowed to smoke' says Governor Schwarzenegger
- Monday, 01 Jun, 2009 Blue Tomatoes found in California, scientists puzzled
- Wednesday, 22 Apr, 2009 Uncyclopedia to go into partnership with Calif. police
- Saturday, 15 Nov, 2008 Montecito Fire In California Reveals Mass Grave
- Wednesday, 15 Oct, 2008 To Bee or Not to Bee
- Friday, 07 Nov, 2008 Prop 8 passes - gays, cats, and salt shakers upset
- Tuesday, 30 Oct, 2007 Lack of houses slows California fires
- Wednesday, 27 May, 2009 California violates civil rights
- Sunday, 17 May, 2009 Manson to cut hair on Death Row
- Wednesday, 20 Dec, 2006 Hikers warned not to fuck with Mount Hood
- Thursday, 21 Dec, 2006 Climbing Mt. Hood in December not a good idea, probably
- Saturday, 30 May, 2009 "Spoiled Children's Fund" forms to help rich.
- Tuesday, 20 May, 2008 Socalist Party Declined in School Election
- Saturday, 11 Aug, 2007 Scooby-Doo villans released due to "technicality"
- Wednesday, 24 Oct, 2007 In response to widespread devastation in California, Bush declares war on fire
- Tuesday, 26 Feb, 2008 Virus Attacks Cruise Ship
- Friday, 28 Sep, 2007 Mexican teen learns to drive car while handcuffed
- Wednesday, 21 Mar, 2007 Los Angeles secedes from California, declares allegiance to Mexico
- Friday, 19 Jan, 2007 Final damage assessment in Malibu fire: Suzanne Somers not dead
- Thursday, 21 Sep, 2006 California sues cows
- Monday, 26 Jul, 2010 California
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