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Christ saves boring church party11:07, 3 April 2023
Pope says everything is true, and related09:11, 11 April 2022
Pope assures that 2% of priests are pedophiles09:10, 11 April 2022
Pope counter-punches in free-speech fight09:10, 11 April 2022
Pope Benedict finally admits that God doesn't exist07:52, 11 April 2022
Vatican decries "Miracle Bra"07:39, 11 April 2022
Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope07:31, 11 April 2022
Ahmadinejad: Holocaust was really big gay Jew sex party07:31, 11 April 2022
Limbo closes, millions homeless07:28, 11 April 2022
Papal proclamation to procure profit for prophet07:27, 11 April 2022
Pope Benedict resigns to spend more time with Madonna07:23, 11 April 2022
Pope urges Church to reflect on abuse07:22, 11 April 2022
A guide to Pope Benedict's updated Christmas story07:21, 11 April 2022
Obama's divine powers fading05:38, 27 March 2022
Obama bows to Saudi king, triggers fall of Western Civilisation05:27, 27 March 2022
Obama Celebrates Senate Vote, Issues Executive Order05:25, 27 March 2022
Mel Gibson goes to ground21:06, 11 March 2022
Surprise resurrection of Madalyn Murray O'Hair, America's most hated woman02:11, 9 March 2022
Cover ripped off Uncyclopedia's campaign to exterminate Christianity!02:10, 9 March 2022
Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism11:30, 30 November 2021
Harry Potter to blame for school shootings07:21, 17 November 2021
Face of Satan appears on toast20:54, 22 July 2021
Toast seen in face of Jesus20:54, 22 July 2021
Stephen Hawking created Universe10:06, 15 July 2021
Witches okay for national cemetery memorials; holy cows may be next04:56, 6 July 2021
Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced23:41, 7 May 2021
United Nations' threat: No more parental rights23:40, 7 May 2021
Is Kansas Godless? Or just stupid?23:38, 7 May 2021
Shovelshit seeks audience with God10:58, 20 April 2021
Angel Jolie visits sinners in Hell03:11, 20 March 2021
Pat Robertson is Bat Fuck Righteous, says UnNews01:01, 22 April 2020
Be your own Prophet, cut out the middle man09:41, 8 February 2020
Pope still Catholic, but bear does not shit in woods05:48, 29 January 2020
Prophet strikes, Heaven grinds to halt15:44, 16 December 2019
God admits "I experimented with evolution"15:29, 16 December 2019
French wimple stitchers announce strike22:59, 1 February 2018
Priests begin politically correct exorcisms20:59, 2 December 2017
Race for Pope brings forth some unusual candidates07:02, 25 April 2017
Coarse conduct confounds construction21:39, 5 January 2016
Falwell starts campaign against God21:39, 5 January 2016

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