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North American UnNews
- Canada
- Feliz Navidad 2012
- Hark! The Herald Angus Sings
- Adam Sandler's guitar smashed
- Michelle Obama's debut as a comedienne falls flat
- Obama auditions as comedian
- Prediction: 2012 Presidential Candidates
- Talking pineapple declared a national threat
- Michelle Obama, the First Lady of fashion
- Sandra Weisenheimer is dating
- Ke$ha Invents a New Kind of Drug
- Colorado, the trampolining bear
- Give-a-Vote, Get-a-Pizza Rally proves Romney is "a regular guy"
- Amsterdam releases Kraken with rampaging libido
- Dick Clark still hosting New Year's Eve show
- Man finds G-Spot, experts baffled by discovery
- Romney admits to creating recent Macintosh virus
- Iran attacks the US on American soil!
- Obama recommends dog meat
- President Obama Misses Record-Breaking BYU Comeback in NCAA Tournament
- Robber says he has too much time on his hands
- Mining seawater with uranium moves a step closer
- Obama nominates caveman to head up proposed austerity program
- Obama tells Americans, "Stop the leaks--or else!"
- Rape of pregnant women legalized in Virginia
- Tom Cruise: 'I have heterosexual feelings'
- McDonald's food could be a public health hazard
- Wikipedia - The new bastion of male chauvinism?
- Americans unhappy with Olympic television coverage
- Elizabeth Warren destroys the universe
- Complacent Obama beats wife during economic debate
- The Onion's business plan undone by Esc button
- Shortest fireworks show ever!
- Parts for entire sewing machine in sandwiches on Air Canada flight
- Obama comes out of the closet
- Obama confesses Islam
- Special play performed in Toronto
- Serial rapist of pregnant teens arrested
- Wikia to offer "gold membership" for wikis
- Ron Paul dabbles in new hobby
- Neil Armstrong appears on geek sitcom
- Mother wins back semi-permanent custody of obese boy
- Boxer Camacho dead at 50
- Flying sharks spotted at Cape Cod
- Black Friday projected to be more violent than Gaza conflict
- Kim Kardashian does a photoshoot, nobody cares
- University offers space degree
- Giants more likely to die, studies say
- Breaking News! Americanies are Just Plane Stoopid
- Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need You, Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need ANYBODY
- 57th Presidential Inauguration sponsored by Just for Men
- Jimbo Wales is GAY, Claims Journalist
- Canadian Space Agency president steps down
- Mouse killed by a hawk
- 100m Americans watch West Indies win cricket final
- "To the Moon for real this time!", says Obama
- Obama wins debate with Fresh Prince rap
- Obama declares war on preggo rape
- Obama team blames Burma kiss on 'fatigue'
- Leaf on Canadian $20 is not really Canadian
- Hutchence 'now second worst asphyxiation death'
- Pro-slavery activists seek Supreme Court nod
- Free UnNews accused of plagiarism
- Obama to combat nation's drought
- Bell Canada to Purchase CN Tower in Toronto
- Canada's new phunny munny
- Doctor defends "legitimate rape" theory
- Myspace relaunches
- Carter considers 2016 presidential run
- Vice president Biden accused of infidelity
- It's NOT Macho Time, nor will it ever be again
- Dick Clark dies; testicles live on
- Jessica Simpson Shows Her Baby Bump
- Republican Party Declares War on Women
- Obama's cabinet criticized for lack of diversity
- Uncyclopedia Stays on Wikia
- Yanukovych forced to step down
- Galaxy S5 sales to slump according to Apple research
- Davy Jones dies, age 66; nobody cared
- Kim Kardashian rejects $250,000 to document her pregnancy, demands $300,000
- Pollsters unexpectedly accurate in P.E.I.
- Conan O'Brien wins Republican nomination
- Locals Relieved Doom Finally at Hand
- New Hampshire joins European Union
- Obama mobbed at Clooney's gay gala
- Anna Paquin: confused about her sexuality
- Obama puts (most) proprietary schools off limits to veterans
- President Obama in favor of gay marriage
- Spring break not a break for anybody
- Rick Scarborough to Unleash Jesus
- Obama announces "Obamacare exclusions"
- Poll: Mitt Romney the only thing nobody up in arms about
- Alfred Kahn's apology to the 4kids fans
- Media celebrates Connecticut mass murder
- Kim Kardashian offered $250,000 to Document Her Pregnancy
- Sandy Hook parents vow to do something in wake of tragedy
- Montrealer fed up with strikers dismembers one
- Medical Cause of Unpregnancy Fetishism Discovered
- ACLU silent on gun control debate
- Facebook Supports Down's Syndrome Eradication via Censorship
- Obama promises to climb every fiscal mountain to fix America
- Quarter million Twitter passwords hacked
- California passes law banning blood-to-crip therapy
- UnFree UnNews more productive than Free UnNews
- Congress votes to trademark 'United States of America'
- President pardons Furbies
- Las Vegas: it's OK for police to cop a feel
- Christian Right leader flaunts ape shit craziness
- Westboro Baptist Church to protest at the funeral of Aaron Swartz
- Adam Lanza Death Toll over 30,000 per day
- New York soda ban opposed by NAACP
- Jews responsible for the holocaust, claims historian
- Apple removes app due to pornography concerns
- Redneck defends Second Amendment, some of Kwanzaa
- Todd Akin on Christmas
- Users realize Facebook is as useless as a chair
- Big Tex dies; many children rejoice
- Lupe Fiasco interrupted at Inaugural Party
- Fox's new show, "American Murder Idol", a big hit
- Cameron: BP now able to boost wages
- World's most unreliable clock reset again
- Ducks to be re-released into the Wild
- Trump about to concede
- Girls who play with non-skinny dolls demand enhancements
- University redefines cheerleading
- Lion-killing dentist goes to earth
- Police investigate "bizarre incidents" at Walmart
- Charlie Brown arrested
- Chicks drop the Dixie
- Florida school censors yearbook photos of female students
- Obama forgets sister's holiday
- COVID-19 a "blessing from God"
- Steve Jobs Android crashes, goes thermonuclear
- Hillary previews auto-documentary
- Trump twitchy over Postmaster zeal
- New particle accelerator prompts nationwide protests
- Trump demolishes White House
- Washington closes border to Delta variant
- 'Happy Holidays' scrawled on Christmas tree display
- Turkeys march at U.S. National Mall
- Joe Biden pledges to nominate a female VP
- Two old white guys spend an evening discussing politics
- Woman discovers boob mixup
- UnNews Classified: Used country for sale
- Photos of US travelers taken in Customs data breach
- Joe Biden checking out black women
- America celebrates 1,000th school shooting
- UnNews editors vote: 'We wanted an iPad 3'
- Boston terrorists believed to be British
- Disney forcibly vaccinates cartoon characters
- Musk creates own University for gender studies
- Marvel puts an end to leaks and rumors
- Weezer's Rivers Cuomo gets promoted
- America to ban Aussie slang
- International Disease Makers discover new "horseshoe magnet" virus
- HMS Endeavour found, then lost again
- President Biden stands with the Uranian people
- Editorial - Were the 2022 Grammy Awards rigged?
- UnNews accused of underpaying staff
- Bee sues Amber Heard for defamation
- Kids keep dying of dehydration
- Furries take local petting zoo by storm
- World War Three expected later this year