UnNews:World War Three expected later this year

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24 April 2023

The previous two recorded incidents of "World War" weather events in Hiroshima and Nagasaki.

Washington, D.C., USA -- UnNews correspondents at the UnNews Weather Research Center predict that a “World War 3” meteorological event will occur sometime later this year. A “World War” event is a weather pattern that is categorized by an extreme rise in temperature following a bright flash of light. World War formations also carry trace amounts of radioactive material.

This prediction follows a rise in weird flying pointy things in eastern Europe coming from Russia, entering Ukraine, and exploding. If this comes true, a "World War" event will occur possibly across the Earth. There may in fact be even more "World War" events than predicted.

This is a developing story, check back later this year to see if we're right!

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