UnNews:President Biden stands with the Uranian people
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3 March 2022
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WASHINGTON, D.C. -- In a press conferrence at the White House yesterday, when President Joe Biden was addressing his stance on the current invasion of Ukraine, he showed his support for the Uranian people — a species long thought to be extinct.
After his speech, there was confusion to why the President said what he said. Some believe that he just forgot to pronouce the 'K', or that his speech writer had made a typo on the cue cards stationed behind the camera. Others are torn if he is talking about the Uranian people of Uranus, a species that killed themselves by drinking too much mater, or if he is referring to homosexual men.
When asked why he would rather stand with Uranians over Ukrainians at a time like this, Biden replied with "well, the Ukrainians are doing pretty well for themselves at the moment. I'll send them guns and stuff, but like, the Uranian people need Americas help more, y'know?".
During his speech, Kamala Harris, who seems to be reading from the same teleprompter, lip reads "Ukrainians" after Biden said "Uranian" suggesting that Biden may be illiterate. After sending aid to Ukraine, Biden plans on sending a delegation team to Uranus which is being invaded by Soviet Neptune.
Sources[edit]
- Toi Staff "Biden errs, calls Ukrainians ‘Iranians’ during State of the Union". The Times of Israel, March 2, 2022
- Russell Contreras "Biden calls Ukrainians "Iranians" during State of the Union". Axios, March 2, 2022