UnNews:Hark! The Herald Angus Sings

This article is part of UnNews, or maybe it's an UnTune? Either way, laugh, damn it!

16 December 2012 The Forerunner Church is proud to present a special Christmas hymn from Angus T. Jones, best known as that fat kid from Two and a Half Men. Although at this point he's no longer fat, nor a kid, nor a "half man". If anything, he seems to be a holy roller has-been in the making. Enjoy! This show is just plain filth. Two and a Half Men Berta thinks she's a milf. Two and a Half Men Ashton Kutcher is fail. Two and a Half Men Chuck Lorre is going to Hell. Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Please don't watch this trash. Two and a Half Men It is a sin. I miss Charlie Sheen. Two and a Half Men Though he was kind of mean. Two and a Half Men He's far from the Lord. Two and a Half Men He'd rather do coke and whores. Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Still, he's better... Two and a Half Men Than Lindsay Lohan. I'm quitting the show. Two and a Half Men It's hit too many lows. Two and a Half Men My soul is not so cheap. Two and a Half Men Plus, Jon Cryer's a creep. Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men Two and a Half Men See you in Heaven Two and a Half Men With Kirk Cameron.

Preach it, Sir Craps-A-Lot! "SINNING!" "So, what time do you wanna go to Chick-fil-A?"

Sources

• "ANGUS JONES's Testimony". The Forerunner Chronicles, November 25, 2012

• Charlie Harper "Joy to the World". Walnuts and Demerol, December 11, 2006