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17 November 2021

Kevin Feige keeping tabs on Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield.

New York, New York -- Head of Marvel, Kevin Feige, has announced that due to the sudden influx of Spider-Man: No Way Home leaks that have emerged on soical media app Twitter, that persons who spoil the movie for others online would be hunted down by The Punisher.

With the third installment of Tom Holland's Spider-Man coming to theaters 16 December, many have speculated on what is in store for the movie. This includes the constant harassment of Tobey Maguire and Andrew Garfield both online and in person if whether or not the two actors will reprise their roles as Peter Parker alongside Tom Holland. Sony also released the second trailer for the anticipated film which confirmed rumors that Willem Dafoe is returning as the Green Goblin, Jamie Foxx as Electro, Rhys Ifans's The Lizard, and Thomas Haden Church as The Sandman, as well as giving a better look at Alfred Molina's Doc. Ock, which trended on Twitter as #doCock.

Marvel has hired Jon Bernthal to return as The Punisher to help silence the leakers.

Previously, Tom Holland himself has been the cause for leaking plot details for his Spider-Man movies, Captain America: Civil War, and both Avengers Infinity War and Endgame. Upon an internal investigation, conducted by Mickey Mouse himself, the culprits behind the leaks have turned out to be crew and staff members and not the actors. Marvel has also bought back Jon Bernthal to play Frank Castle but in real life to deal with the crew responsible for leaking the behind the scene photos and videos, which inadvertently caused fans to speculate that Charlie Cox may also be bought back to play Daredevil.

At ComicCon when Tom Holland was given a panel to talk about the movie he stated that he is extremely disappointed in those that leaked both major and minor plot points for his new film, but was laughed off stage when he also said that he was the best Peter Parker to date.