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Help and advice

Thanks for starting a new UnPoetia poem. Before you write, please read:

• The Oxford English Dictionary
• The Complete Works of William Shakespeare
• How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid
• Some other poems for inspiration

If pressed for time, please read the third one.

When you're done writing, add your new masterpiece to UnPoetia/Recent. If it is of sufficient quality, the admins won't have deleted it by this time tomorrow.