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| Pregnant women warned to avoid contact with animals | 11:17, 3 March 2024 |
| Driver in Nice lorry attack revealed as Ms. Frizzle | 19:50, 26 July 2022 |
| Papal proclamation to procure profit for prophet | 07:27, 11 April 2022 |
| Pope Benedict Tackled, Demands Rematch | 07:24, 11 April 2022 |
| Pope Mr Benedict Ratzinger XVI goes head to head with the Malaysian government | 07:22, 11 April 2022 |
| Pope visits Brazilian drug "clinic" | 07:21, 11 April 2022 |
| Volcanic mess in Europe is all Obama's fault | 06:03, 27 March 2022 |
| US and EU call on Abba to resolve Crimea crisis | 19:28, 17 March 2022 |
| Ukraine's lost paradise Crimea becomes parking lot | 19:23, 17 March 2022 |
| Ukraine army gets new uniforms | 19:09, 17 March 2022 |
| NATO blasts hot air in the direction of Moscow | 01:50, 10 March 2022 |
| Lionel Richie wants a roof over Britain | 07:00, 3 March 2022 |
| Bananas intercepted; Apes charged with smuggling | 11:36, 23 February 2022 |
| Scientists reveal chicken came before egg | 01:01, 11 February 2022 |
| Amsterdam releases Kraken with rampaging libido | 03:04, 2 February 2022 |
| "I love democracy" declares Palpatine | 09:27, 9 January 2022 |
| New Euro-homes made from recycled materials | 13:51, 18 December 2021 |
| Ikea furniture found to contain traces of horse meat | 06:12, 3 December 2021 |
| Ikea corraled into horse-meat scandal | 06:11, 3 December 2021 |
| Sheep Marriage legalised in Wales | 08:18, 5 October 2021 |
| I Am Built Like a 'Horse' Claims Italian Prime Minister | 08:11, 5 October 2021 |
| Rare chair found in garage, sells for millions of dollars | 06:49, 5 October 2021 |
| Seventeen baseball players arrested in Poland; Cubans are shocked | 10:33, 11 July 2021 |
| 'Lights Out' For Norway | 21:53, 7 June 2021 |
| Journalist wins Belarussian lottery | 13:21, 26 May 2021 |
| Neutrino exceeds legal speed limit twice | 20:42, 16 May 2021 |
| Pope calls out Stephen Hawking | 20:17, 16 May 2021 |
| Chunnel trains halted by suspiciously mundane events | 09:54, 2 May 2021 |
| Savage Butter Knife Murderer Strikes Again | 04:04, 26 April 2021 |
| Russian Space Chief Announces Operation Ass Monkey | 13:40, 21 April 2021 |
| Baby dragon shocks owner | 23:46, 18 April 2021 |
| Cameron scuppers EU deal for the UK | 04:22, 15 March 2021 |
| Cameron achieves "grand compromise" with EU | 04:00, 15 March 2021 |
| Random Outcry as Young Boy Sneezes On David Cameron | 03:18, 15 March 2021 |
| DC to get Yeltsin "underpants" statue | 06:28, 9 March 2021 |
| Virtuosos hijack Banksy migrant boat | 12:27, 31 August 2020 |
| FaceBook comments arrest terrifies trolls | 09:33, 19 March 2020 |
| Former Australian President Kurt Waldheim dies | 04:22, 9 February 2020 |
| Formula 1 Racing Announces New Teams for the 2010 Grid | 01:27, 5 February 2020 |
| Tesco sells horse meat in burgers | 09:50, 3 February 2020 |
| Walk like a Cyclist | 06:40, 1 February 2020 |
| European airports reopen as airlines question ban | 07:59, 31 January 2020 |
| Icarus International Airlines to resume flying | 08:41, 29 January 2020 |
| Berlusconi undergoes major facial reconstruction surgery | 03:08, 29 January 2020 |
| Serial killer known as "Internet" now caught thanks to victim's brother's hint, trial to be held | 16:12, 16 December 2019 |
| Bruni denies saying, "Let them smoke crack" | 05:43, 2 October 2018 |
| Athlete stripped of medal at European Championship | 01:27, 2 October 2018 |
| Astronomical misunderstanding dictates season's fashions | 01:24, 2 October 2018 |
| 99-year-old Nazi jailed for life | 01:15, 1 February 2018 |
| Europe invades the iPhone | 02:22, 7 December 2017 |
