Welcome to the Mother Ship of amateur comedy writing! (Amateur means we don't pay you to do it.)
This is where the original Uncyclopedia wound up. You might as well pick a user name. We have no "partners" that want to sell you stuff. Giving your email simply lets you recover your password; we don't send spam. Uncyclopedians get a talk page, private edit area, and a welcome, maybe, if you actually edit; and we won't de-platform you for your views, if they're funny.
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Note: This template contains the subst: code inline and therefore cannot be edited normally without damage. Any modified version needs to be uploaded using the Import XML specialpage by an admin (or using some other MediaWiki trick to slip the subst: code past without the actual substitution taking place).
Also also note: As this template is invoked from an inputbox as edit/preload=Template:New_page, instead of being transcluded as a normal template, the <noinclude> tag is of no real use here. Carlb 04:32, 6 February 2006 (UTC)
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