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• From the Chief explains the policies of UnNews, how we work together, and the Chief's preferences on use of italics, boldfacing, and links.
• Help:How to write an UnNews article is a more step-by-step guide to creating an article, although it will again ask you to type your desired headline.
• UnNews:Style is our Style Guide for writing articles:
  • Section 2 describes the types of UnNews stories: News-based articles versus original "reporting."
  • Section 3 explains how to organize a good story.
  • Section 4 asks you to cite your sources--and what to do if you made up the story out of thin air and don't have sources. Two empty {{Source}} templates are included for you in the edit box below if you need them.
• And Uncyclopedia:How To Be Funny And Not Just Stupid is good advice to follow all across Uncyclopedia.

Now, dig in, Tiger, and write us some UnNews!