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| World War Three expected later this year | 21:02, 9 May 2023 |
| Furries take local petting zoo by storm | 02:27, 19 April 2023 |
| Kids keep dying of dehydration | 06:22, 14 July 2022 |
| Bee sues Amber Heard for defamation | 06:01, 14 July 2022 |
| Editorial - Were the 2022 Grammy Awards rigged? | 04:55, 3 May 2022 |
| Users realize Facebook is as useless as a chair | 23:51, 27 April 2022 |
| UnFree UnNews more productive than Free UnNews | 05:20, 12 April 2022 |
| Free UnNews accused of plagiarism | 05:20, 12 April 2022 |
| UnNews accused of underpaying staff | 00:44, 9 April 2022 |
| Davy Jones dies, age 66; nobody cared | 05:50, 31 March 2022 |
| Trump twitchy over Postmaster zeal | 05:57, 27 March 2022 |
| Trump about to concede | 05:53, 27 March 2022 |
| Lupe Fiasco interrupted at Inaugural Party | 05:19, 27 March 2022 |
| Joe Biden pledges to nominate a female VP | 05:15, 27 March 2022 |
| Fox's new show, "American Murder Idol", a big hit | 05:08, 27 March 2022 |
| 57th Presidential Inauguration sponsored by Just for Men | 04:54, 27 March 2022 |
| Man finds G-Spot, experts baffled by discovery | 08:02, 22 March 2022 |
| Tom Cruise: 'I have heterosexual feelings' | 02:25, 22 March 2022 |
| President Obama Misses Record-Breaking BYU Comeback in NCAA Tournament | 09:00, 13 March 2022 |
| Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need You, Newt Gingrich Doesn't Need ANYBODY | 00:21, 13 March 2022 |
| Romney admits to creating recent Macintosh virus | 00:17, 13 March 2022 |
| Poll: Mitt Romney the only thing nobody up in arms about | 00:03, 13 March 2022 |
| Give-a-Vote, Get-a-Pizza Rally proves Romney is "a regular guy" | 23:59, 12 March 2022 |
| Musk creates own University for gender studies | 06:55, 11 March 2022 |
| Ke$ha Invents a New Kind of Drug | 03:08, 9 March 2022 |
| Charlie Brown arrested | 03:08, 9 March 2022 |
| Wikia to offer "gold membership" for wikis | 02:11, 9 March 2022 |
| Uncyclopedia Stays on Wikia | 02:11, 9 March 2022 |
| President Biden stands with the Uranian people | 04:09, 3 March 2022 |
| Talking pineapple declared a national threat | 11:45, 23 February 2022 |
| International Disease Makers discover new "horseshoe magnet" virus | 14:08, 8 February 2022 |
| Weezer's Rivers Cuomo gets promoted | 01:58, 7 February 2022 |
| HMS Endeavour found, then lost again | 03:41, 5 February 2022 |
| Amsterdam releases Kraken with rampaging libido | 03:04, 2 February 2022 |
| America to ban Aussie slang | 22:14, 6 January 2022 |
| Obama recommends dog meat | 04:26, 10 December 2021 |
| Marvel puts an end to leaks and rumors | 09:47, 30 November 2021 |
| Americans unhappy with Olympic television coverage | 21:35, 25 October 2021 |
| Mouse killed by a hawk | 14:58, 5 October 2021 |
| Disney forcibly vaccinates cartoon characters | 22:30, 16 September 2021 |
| Washington closes border to Delta variant | 06:27, 16 September 2021 |
| Woman discovers boob mixup | 14:23, 26 August 2021 |
| Lion-killing dentist goes to earth | 19:33, 24 July 2021 |
| Apple removes app due to pornography concerns | 09:20, 22 July 2021 |
| Redneck defends Second Amendment, some of Kwanzaa | 07:26, 10 July 2021 |
| Conan O'Brien wins Republican nomination | 09:13, 30 June 2021 |
| Rape of pregnant women legalized in Virginia | 08:46, 12 June 2021 |
| Republican Party Declares War on Women | 08:45, 12 June 2021 |
| COVID-19 a "blessing from God" | 00:35, 30 May 2021 |
| "To the Moon for real this time!", says Obama | 09:27, 29 May 2021 |
