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Template talk:User
Hmm, I converted contribs and block to wikilinks instead of external links, but I don't know if the blocks link works being a regular user, so, revert it back if it doesn't. Also removed the span since it seems unneeded now? --Splaka 23:42, 5 Sep 2005 (UTC)
This template seems to break with users that have spaces in their username. With a cursory glance at metawikipedia:Template I couldn't find a solution; anyone else have some ideas? --Sir gwax (talk) 
17:34, 27 Dec 2005 (UTC)