Category:Bush UnNews

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• UnNews:"America is Mine" declares Bush
• UnNews:"Newspaper's are always right," announces Bush
• UnNews:Ahmadinejad steals Bush's watch
• UnNews:Aliens Abduct President Bush!
• UnNews:Arctic ice shelf splits after attack by Liberal hippies
• UnNews:Assassination attempt on Bush fails
• UnNews:Awful comedian demands third Bush term
• UnNews:Berkeley residents to decide Bush's fate
• UnNews:Big Brother Bush: ‘unwar in Eurasia unfar’
• UnNews:Bubonic Plague strikes LA; Bush cuts vacation short
• UnNews:Bush Administration - "All is well in the Middle East"
• UnNews:Bush administration creates Department of Fear
• UnNews:Bush Administration puts "happy face" on terror report
• UnNews:Bush administration: Earth only Planet that Really Matters
• UnNews:Bush admits Iraq war is straining nation's psychics
• UnNews:Bush admits to being dyslexic
• UnNews:Bush aides 'hung out with Taleban'
• UnNews:Bush announces bold new change in way Iraq strategy will be described in speeches and press releases
• UnNews:Bush announces plans to try, execute Gitmo detainees
• UnNews:Bush announces pricelist for government jobs
• UnNews:Bush announces strategy shift for War on Terror: U.S. to bomb all hospitals and medical schools
• UnNews:Bush Apologizes for Mocking Homeless Man
• UnNews:Bush asks Congress for Surge for troops
• UnNews:Bush awards medal to Scooter Libby
• UnNews:Bush battles Obama's insurgent campaign
• UnNews:Bush Blames Saddam for Iraq Instability
• UnNews:Bush boogles Google
• UnNews:Bush Brain Surgery
• UnNews:Bush breaks tradition, doesn't pardon Thanksgiving turkey
• UnNews:Bush buried under avalanche of ballot papers - rescue workers say hopes not high
• UnNews:Bush Calls U.S. Constitution "Naive"
• UnNews:Bush Cancels "Unpatriotic" Memorial Day
• UnNews:Bush condemns Mongolian/Paraguayan naval clash
• UnNews:Bush confused at 400th anniversary of Jamestown founding
• UnNews:Bush declares "Mission Accomplished" in War on E. coli
• UnNews:Bush declares martial law after interpreting lunar eclipse as bad omen
• UnNews:Bush declares war on terradactyls
• UnNews:Bush declares war on Yankees after pitcher flies plane into building
• UnNews:Bush deploys clone army to Iraq
• UnNews:Bush derides "Abstinence only" in combat on global warming
• UnNews:Bush detains Congressional Candidates as Enemy Combatants
• UnNews:Bush disappointed South America no longer on brink of war
• UnNews:Bush disappointed that people don't make fun of him any more
• UnNews:Bush Ecstatic To Have New Pen Pal in Iran
• UnNews:Bush Erects 700 Mile Fence To Keep Americans From Leaving
• UnNews:Bush expected as Redeemer in the Holy Land
• UnNews:Bush Explains Deficit Spending is Fault of Leprechauns
• UnNews:Bush finally declares War on War.
• UnNews:Bush Found Third Dog Again
• UnNews:Bush gets pwned
• UnNews:Bush gives kickback to greedy HMOs
• UnNews:Bush goes on six day tour of Latin America
• UnNews:Bush Growing Army Of Orcs
• UnNews:Bush had Sex and Didn't Realize it
• UnNews:Bush holds press conference on deteriorating situation in New Jersey
• UnNews:Bush huffs kitten to promote his Iraq plan
• UnNews:Bush introduces revolutionary legislation to Congress
• UnNews:Bush Launches War on Quakes
• UnNews:Bush leans back in chair, sighs, checks watch, sighs again
• UnNews:Bush Loses Lucky Penny
• UnNews:Bush marks 9-11 anniversary during golf game
• UnNews:Bush meets with economic advisors
• UnNews:Bush mistakes military hospital for Halloween haunted house
• UnNews:Bush not sure if Iraq war was worth it
• UnNews:Bush on Blair's departure: "My bad!"
• UnNews:Bush on Woodward's "State of Denial": No such book exists, says President
• UnNews:Bush orders "Just In Case" strategy for Armageddon
• UnNews:Bush picks Samuel L. Jackson as new transportation secretary
• UnNews:Bush plans for retirement
• UnNews:Bush Popularity Lower Than Herpes
• UnNews:Bush popularity soars in straw poll
• UnNews:Bush pronounces "nuclear" correctly, approval rating skyrockets
• UnNews:Bush Proposes 9 Month Energy Plan
• UnNews:Bush proposes goal to reduce Carbon Monoxide from flatulence
• UnNews:Bush questions Pelosi's manhood
• UnNews:Bush retreats in war on drugs
• UnNews:Bush sautes Tuskegee Airmen
• UnNews:Bush says 'bye to Brain
• UnNews:Bush Says He'll Keep US Offensive
• UnNews:Bush stops campaigning after realizing upcoming election is not for President
• UnNews:Bush targets approval ratings with distraction plan
• UnNews:Bush tells Truth - treated for shock
• UnNews:Bush to announce Iraqi troop increase
• UnNews:Bush to Give Medal of Freedom to fellow Warmongers
• UnNews:Bush to send more troops to St. Helens in effort to appease Volcano God
• UnNews:Bush to surrender Iraq to insurgents
• UnNews:Bush to use oil money to fund war
• UnNews:Bush travels to Africa in search of country to invade
• UnNews:Bush undercuts Hezbollah, sends aid to Lebanon
• UnNews:Bush unveils new system for trying terrorists
• UnNews:Bush vetoes 2009 pullout
• UnNews:Bush vetoes budget, "Takeout bill" returns to Congress
• UnNews:Bush vetoes Voting Rights Act
• UnNews:Bush vows revenge on Mother Nature after terrorist attack
• UnNews:Bush vows to learn new tricks in the New Year
• UnNews:Bush vows to leave at least a few children behind
• UnNews:Bush vows to make change
• UnNews:Bush warns of terrorist meeting
• UnNews:Bush was right, Saddam did have Yellow Cake
• UnNews:Bush weighs options for third member to the Axis of Evil
• UnNews:Bush welcomes Sheehan to neighborhood with customary Jello-O mold
• UnNews:Bush will not be rushed into decision
• UnNews:Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq
• UnNews:Bush's Approval Rating Falls Below Zero
• UnNews:Bush, Lebanon Seek Greater French Role in UN Force
• UnNews:Bush, Satan always "chillin' out"
• UnNews:Bush, seeking new generals, taps Boy Scouts
• UnNews:Bush-Blair in chatroom fracas
• UnNews:Bush: "Hang 'em high!"
• UnNews:Bush: "We Must Reduce our Dependence on Foreign Sources of Drugs."
• UnNews:Bush: claims of a preemptive strike against Iran wildly off the mark
• UnNews:Bush: Congress is really ticking me off
• UnNews:Bush: God Must Lay Down Weapons of Mass Destruction
• UnNews:Bush: Peaceful Iranian resolution "boring"
• UnNews:Carter blasts Bush (and everyone else)
• UnNews:Cheney kicked Bush in testicles over Libbey
• UnNews:Cheney raps Bush - "Should have pardoned Libby"
• UnNews:FDA approves virus spray for meats that will raise Bush’s approval
• UnNews:Foreigners don't understand democracy, says Bush
• UnNews:George Bush arrives in America
• UnNews:George Bush decides to increase Global Warming
• UnNews:George Bush meets Pope Benedict for the first time
• UnNews:George Bush Resigns! Cheney Given Presidency
• UnNews:George Bush vows to run for 2008 presidential elections
• UnNews:George W Bush Will Search For The Emerald Sword
• UnNews:George W. Bush is Batman
• UnNews:GoBots theme fails to leave Bush's head
• UnNews:Gottenstein sent to Guantanamo Bay
• UnNews:Halliburton Shuts Down Pipeline in Bush's Brain
• UnNews:Henson's Creature Shop recieves special effects accolade for Bush
• UnNews:In last weeks of presidency, Bush saves world
• UnNews:Iran crashes plane for Bush
• UnNews:Iranian atomic program peanuts; Bush calls it urgent threat
• UnNews:Iraqi PM postpones meeting with Bush to watch TV show
• UnNews:Laura Bush jealous of President's lunch date with Nancy Pelosi
• UnNews:Legions of George Bush impersonators to soon be unemployed
• UnNews:Local fire fighters 'cleanse' station after Bush visit
• UnNews:Man held for insulting Bush
• UnNews:Media: President Bush Biased?
• UnNews:Monkey replaces George W. Bush as president; Americans notice improvement
• UnNews:New President Bush CD Brings Heat
• UnNews:Obama overturns Bush stem cell policy; plans clone of himself
• UnNews:Pelosi bill would have Bush cracking the books
• UnNews:President Bush a robot!
• UnNews:President Bush Acknowledges the Existence of Soccer
• UnNews:President Bush announces new heating cost savings plan
• UnNews:President Bush announces Pioneer Retrieval Mission
• UnNews:President Bush declares 'Kenya have weapons of mass destruction'
• UnNews:President Bush demonstrates how much he cares about food safety
• UnNews:President Bush nixes "invisibility cloak"
• UnNews:President Bush Outraged at E. Coli, Promises Revenge
• UnNews:President Bush plans to hire Jack Bauer for terrorism fight
• UnNews:President Bush says something
• UnNews:President Bush vetoes kitten-huffing bill
• UnNews:President Bush: "We are winning the War on Subways"
• UnNews:President calls for end to marriages
• UnNews:Previous lack of Bush vetoes due to technical error
• UnNews:Putin and Bush patches up their relation on a date in Maine
• UnNews:Sewage in San Francisco to be renamed Bush
• UnNews:Slow news day led to spike in Bush approval rating
• UnNews:SMU welcomes Bush library
• UnNews:Soccer victory proves Iraq strategy is working, says Bush
• UnNews:Study finds that Bush failed to meet 11 of 18 mental development benchmarks
• UnNews:Survey Places Bush at Public Enemy No. 2
• UnNews:The Bush-Twinkie Alliance
• UnNews:The Bush-Twinkie Alliance: Success
• UnNews:Thinking the "T" stands for "tree", Bush gives NATO chief a ranch tour
• UnNews:Three new planets named; Bush asked to name them all.
• UnNews:Tired of thin ice, Bush wants black ice
• UnNews:Totally random news groups 'PIss off Bush'
• UnNews:TV Networks To Cancel "President Bush's Speeches" After This Season
• UnNews:U.S. Senator puts forward motion to censure Bush
• UnNews:Update: George Bush returns! Cheney relieved of presidency
• UnNews:Vetoing Congressional funding bill, Bush launches telethon to raise money for Iraq
• UnNews:Vladimir Putin announces ranch venture
• UnNews:Vladimir Putin is "so gay," says President Bush