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Dear Reader, Uncyclopedia will not last forever. Eventually there will come the Unpocalypse: A fiery rain of Hebrews will fall from the sky, followed by forty days and nights of fog. Once the fog is lifted, Uncyclopedia will be no more. However, dearest Reader, take solace in the fact that you will have due warning. There will be 5 signs that the Unpocalypse is coming. The signs are as follows: (continued...)

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On this day...

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September 11: International Worst Inventions Ever Day

  • 13,800,000,000 BCE Universe invented. Previous universe wiped out due to Large Hadron Collider collision.
  • 3000 BCE - Egyptians invent papyrus. Moments later, the paper cut is invented. Still some moments later, some pretty expressive swear words are invented.
  • 33 CE - Judas invents the noose while just hanging around.
  • 100 CE - Romans invent the wedgie to torment Christians.
  • 911 - Nostradamus, having predicted 9/11, invents the telephone number 911.
  • 1753 - An Oxford University student invents the sound of fingernails on a chalkboard.
  • 1883 - The Worst Invention of the Year is a tossup between Islamic Fundamentalism (Middle East) and Christian Fundamentalism (United States).
  • 1934 - Aviation pioneer Igor Sikorsky invents the helicopter ejection seat.
  • 1939 - Inspired by an awful experience at summer camp, Hitler invents his own franchise of camps.
  • 1945 - Morning After Pill not yet invented; George H.W. Bush and Barbara Bush invent George W.
  • 1961 - Hair scientists invent the mullet (pictured). The nesting bird population increases dramatically.
  • 1968 - The internet is developed, sporting six-pack abs and huge rockets and not an ounce of fat. However, 30 years later...
  • 1972 - Construction of the Trans-Amazonian Highway is completed. Lesbian Amazonians are slightly miffed.
  • 1981 - Road rage is invented when the Trans-Amazonian Highway is extended through your cubicle.
  • 2001 - An aircraft magnet is accidently turned on in the Pentagon.
  • 2001 - Osama Bin Laden invents the world's first airplane/building hybrid
  • 2001 - American Airlines mysteriously loses 2 planes.
  • 2002 - Emo movement is saddened but remains vaguely hopeful when it is invented.
  • 2002 - The White House invents WMD.
  • 2006 - An antigovernment father spends the day without turning on TV or radio, insisting that he doesn't want to hear about what happened five years ago, but in truth, hasn't paid the electricity bill.

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Note to all world leaders: When the zombies show up, the Marxists are never far behind.

Image Credit: Zombiebaron
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Satanist and Imp of the Month

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Once again, dear chaps, the Devil wins this award. 13th month in a row. He's that good, you say. Well I say, chaps, that just because he runs this website doesn't mean you blokes have to keep voting for him! He's already got 13 bloody GUNs! Stop voting for ------------ *scream from off stage*.
Announcers body is seen hanged from a tree


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The Devil, it seems, has done it again. Yet anouther award for him to hang above his desk, eh? I think he'll soon run out of space if he keeps up like this! He's already got 12 of these. Not that he doesn't deserve them and all. No no no deary, after seeing what happened to the last guy, I'd never say something like that. But really folks, have any of you even read the rules? He can only win once. It says it plane and clear. Well I say we fight it brothers! I say we kill The Beast! I say we
Announcer slumps forward in his chair. He has a large sword stuck in his back.


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