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R
R is the first letter of the pirate alphabet. R is properly pronounced as arr. Not to be confused with its evil twin Я. R was also an albino who freed the world from the rule of Jesus in 1860, which eventually led to the United States civil war.
R in mathematics[edit]
R is also used to denote the commonly used redundancy principal. By inserting r into an equation, one will be able to simply deny that said equation really matters.
Vitamin[edit]
Vitamin R is found in milk and prevents scurvy. Large doses of Vitamin R have also been found to increase an individual's chance of winning the state lottery by 13.5%.
Symbolism[edit]
® is the international symbol for denoting that a visual device or design is available for use by anyone who wants to make money from it. McDonalds 'M' is a prime example of this.
Movies[edit]
R can be also used to represent movies that are traumatizing to little kids.
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